>tfw you help a get a guy off with your voice

>>36360850
>tfw you help a get a guy off with your voice
gay

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>tfw you help get a guy off by posting lewd pictures

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>>36361987
>tfw you help a guy get off by posting lewd greentext

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>>36360850
I want to get a guy off with my voice?

>how do?

>>36360850
Gonna need to hear that voice, OP.

>>36360850
>tfw a guy got me off with his voice by humiliating my pindick and telling me that i need to be locked up and focus on worshipping his size 12 feet

post it

and I might get off too

>>36360850
1000EUR savings

20 year old in colleage

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>tfw you're the guy getting off by other people posting lewd pictures

>>36360850
Is This Okay? I'd like to get a dude off.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wng3KOiLja

>tfw you get a guy off with your mouth
Sucking dick is the single greatest feeling in the world. I've got zero attraction to the rest of the male body or stereotypical 'male' personalities, I just really love to get my face fucked and will take what I can get.

It's got to the point that I'm trawling through cl every weekend for some feminine penis. Most t4m posters are looking to bottom for someone which is definitely not my thing, but every once in a while I find someone who's down to have their girldick worshipped for a while. Those are the best days. The best. Fucking. Days.

>>36362230
I'm the same way if you replace dick with feet. I've gotten lucky a couple times and found some nice emo/scene type guys on Craigslist who wanted to make a quick buck and decided to let me spit shine their soles. There is nothing as humbling as licking the soles of a younger straight guy. The best day of my life came when I outed myself to a guy who I went to high school with. He was a freshman when I was a senior, but now he is a senior. He was a tall lanky emo guy. When I told him about my desires, he was surprised and said he never pegged me for a faggot but was down for it. I spent the better half of that day at his feet licking and messaging them.

>>36362219
owo

omg

>tfw you help get guys and girls get off with typings they say are lewd/hot but you think are shit

>>36363328
the way you say 'typings' is cute

>>36362219
i wanna smoke a bowl with u

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>tfw you will never get a girl off with your voice

oh wait, I already have multiple times

xD

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>>36363424

Don't play with my heart anon, it's fragile.

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>tfw they send you their tiny feminine penis
>tfw you send yours
>tfw they submit

>tfw you have gotten multiple girls off with your voice over the internet

Hypnosis is great.

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>>36363438
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wng3KOiLja
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GpaMQat8dH

>>36363625
>>36362219
You have a nice voice anon do you have discord?

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>>36363328
How can I get some anon, I want a taste

>>36363649
No, I don't and my voice sounds kind of fucked up because I'm sorta buzzed. I'm not even sure what discord is desu.

>>36363658

Have a character on Furcadia ;_; for one. And step two would be I present you with a few characters I've made and we go from there. What you get depends entirely on what you're into and after RP-wise. For a furfag I promise I'm not super cringey.

>>36363734
Boo I dunno what furcadia is I'm just used to steam ERP

I don't wanna make an elephant for a 30 foot long dong with muscles I'm only teasing you, but I do appreciate the openness all the same!

>>36363763

Mother of god I hate characters like that, and yes I've actually seen such things. But, if you are interested anyway, here's a couple descs I wrote for a few of them, including a kink list.

1. Thick mass of ancient crocodile. Eternal smile was never pleasant, nor was that look in his remaining piss-yellow eye. A broad shouldered, dingy green thug. grown thick and fat around the middle from age and sloth, however there seemed no sag in the muscle found on meat barrel chest, axe handle shoulders; plenty more on legs, arms, and the massive tail he dragged. Clothed in self-sewn tarp pants or wandering about without, he was uncaring of who saw garbage-green torso and softer yellow-white hide upon fattening belly. Often drinking, usually slumming or engaging in habits both new and old, it was not hard to find the old thug, if one knew where to look.

2, Ringlets dark as moonless night fell about shoulders in casual cascade, framing a small, slightly angled face. The skin was pale porcelain, lips colored black or rarely soft pink. Appeared human at first, but the mismatched yellow and red eyes would give her away as something that wasn't quite. Vampire was quiet and sweet, preferring to take meals from the willing rather than resorting to distasteful force. Frame was slight, small and slender; little more than a child's disguise worn by a creature much older. Swathed in risque cuts of silk and cotton, the youthful looking monster was just on the right side of modest in dress, though the promises predatory eyes and softly whispered words were quite the opposite.

Also FurC is a furry RP community thing, if you've got a fetish, you'll find someone to cater to it.

Also since it thinks the links I'm trying to post are spam, if you wanna look at the kink lists for those two, hop on f-list and search for Hannibal Salt and Sylvia Olvarre.

>>36362009
This feel is an obscure feel

>>36363625
U should make asmr videos

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>>36360850
My voice is the girliest thing about me so it feels fulfilling but ultimately empty.

I go from feeling comfortable for once to remembering what a loser I am so it's an up and down thing. The dopamine effect is wonderful in the moment though.

This is why I only ever play female characters ad use female avatars though and never use webcams.

>>36363584
>Hypnosis

Mumbo jumbo 2deep psycho tards

Akin to diapers in terms of how shit the kink is.

>>36365321
>My voice is the girliest thing about me
Can you please talk to me

>>36366506
I thought it was fucking stupid but after a long while tried it, and ended up cumming at the end with no stimulation, I don't know if I'll do it again but it isn't a meme. I don't disagree with you though.

>>36366506
Someone is mad he doesn't have girls coming at his command.

>>36363584
post your voice anon
i need hypnosis RIGHT NOW
REEE

>>36368415
I have hypnosis recordings I have made. But you sound like you have a penis.

>>36368441
I don't have a penor.
Please post them it's my drug

honestly hypnosis is a cripplingly big fetish for me. sometimes i turn down guys i like and then try to prod them them towards situations where theyre trying hypnosis on me for fun and then hope they jokingly tell me to love them forever and then i'll make it true

i have rejected so many guys im into bc i desperately want them to hypnotize me to be obsessed with them it's starting to fuck up my social life

>>36368441
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CB6mdRhPzt
sorry for the accent

>>36368449
>>36368480
>>36368507
Eh okay, I'll make a quick vocaroo sample when I get home in about an hour. Then if you like it I can send full length recordings.

>>36368480
like i know it's an impossible dream but i want it to happen spontaneously and if i tell them to do it its no fun

>>36368604
Thank you mr anon
So kind of you

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>>36368507
>tfw one of the few european fembots is a whore for some hypnosis Chad on this board

This continent has truly lost it. Any burgers or leafs want to pay for my immigration and take me in?

>>36362219
fk off shinji

>>36368710
Why is she a whore?
I want the hypnosis thing as well

>>36368480
PLEASE be my freak-ass girlfriend

if a man
draw a picture
of naked woman
and another man
masturbates to this
you must wonder
if homosexuality occurred
or perhaps gender
and sexual attraction
exist as noumenon

>>36368807
Did the person who invented traps fap to traps?

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>>36368737
>hey fembot so nice of you to want to be my gf we'll have lots of fun
>>yeah I think so too! I love you bf!
>I do need to know are you a virgin? have you had other bfs?
>>No but I did beg some random anon on r9k to send hypnosis samples of his voice so I could masturbate to it. Don't worry your voice is nice too
>Die

>>36368646
In the unlikely event someone is still here, I'm at home now...

>>36368507
>actual proof that fembots do exist

>>36362032
Sorry, I fell asleep before I saw this. Here you go: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VyuQUcjpya

>>36362053
hey I was that twink! I'm glad you remember me :)

>>36366693
whats your contact info then anon

>>36368480
>girls like this exist
>you will never meet on irl

>>36368507
What accent is that? It's rather enticing.

>this thread is about to die
>meanwhile there are over 10 gay and trap threads alive

/r9k/ has truly been taken over.

>>36369726
then do the thing
I'm still waiting