Tinder

>>36359773
Bump, ive been thinking about making one as well but I'm shy and low self esteem. I know I'm not ugly though and might have a shot.

>>36359773
im on it but i actually want a GF, not a hookup
most of the girls there are def whores tho

>>36359831
See I've read this true and shits probably true for 90% of the girls on there. But my coworker is this beta asian guy and he found a girlfriend on there. A lot of the less club-slut looking girls like to put "no hookups" on their profile too.
>>36359830
Nothing to lose really. Like i said in my OP I essentially have 1 match and Imma meet her on thursday for coffee. Will shit work out? Prolly not but at least we can say we tried.

>>36359923
I guess I'm worried about being rejected or someone I know seeing me on their

Is tinder degenerate? Are there no cute conservative (or at least not total degenerates) girls looking for something more than just fucking the guy with the biggest dick?

>>36360114
Well yeah the rejected part is rough, but you get used to it and practically immune. Just gotta check your investment level in people and keep it low as possible.
>some i know seeing me on there
Tinder is as streamline normie as it gets. I know beautiful girls from my college that use that shit that don't need to. It's tagged as an "essential" app in the appstore because its as common as a fuckin weather app.

I have a fake tinder I use to get nudes from girls dumb enough to take the bait

I'm honestly like a 7/10 and could probably get the girls myself because I talk a mean online game but in real life I am socially retarded and can't be bothered driving anywhere.

>>36359773
What the fuck is a kilometer? American only on this board please

>>36359773

Make sure you have good pics and a funny catchy bio. Don't need to be a stud to bang girls on tinder.

Are we all cyborgs here?

>>36360114
if someone you know sees you, well, you saw them too.

>>36360439
More like a robot trying to ascend to cyborgdom, which is as high as I'll ever get/want to get.

>>36359773
I live with my parents how would I even use it?

>>36359773
You mean .5%? Maybe girls dont like you because you can't understand basic concepts like probabilities

is there a way to sign up without facebook.

>>36360605
Fair enough. I guess my math has gone down the shitter after college.
But girls have so many more reasons than that to hate me so jokes on you ;_;

>>36359773
Fucking retard that's 0,5%

>>36359773
Post profile and we will help

>>36359773
I live in a student city.

I literally ran out of girls in my area without a single match.

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I do well for myself.

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>>36361086
Norrmie ,you know what to do,right?

>>36361134
Manifest destiny, bitch.

>>36361086
Dating your mom is not doing well.

>>36360651
No.
Just make a facebook. You don't need any friend or pictures on your account.

>>36361290
Not the same anon, but why the Facebook link then?

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What the fuck am I supposed to say in my bio?

>>36361086
normie, but cute

>>36361086
Just a heads up, I'm stealing your bio

>>36361432
The Part with the smart photos?

i was simply gonna put "Avid dog enthusiast" as my bio. is that ok? i thought it was kinda cute.

>>36361417
nothing. just be attractive. thats all that matters

>>36361491
no do something 4channy like
"roasties get out" or
"progressive dreamfunk fans only"

>>36359773
ive used it. fucked 3 girls off of that. one of the times she met up just to fuck. the other two im currently draining my balls into at least twice a week, ones on the pill and the other isnt. its hit and miss desu. im not even a stud, maybe a 6.5/10
currently im talking to three other girls, and at my peak i was fucking 4 girls a week (met in uni, not tinder).
its really not that hard. im not rich, i drive a car thats ten years old, i am average body build. my dick is average.
its definitely doable, just dont sperg out. and cut your fucking hair. you know who you are. that really DOES help. shaving too.

>>36361389
Because it grabs your pictures, likes and connections if you have any on your Facebook to make your profile more filled out

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>>36359773
>match with qt
>literally my first match ever
>she messages first
>we talk a bit and I try my best to keep the ball rolling
>we start talking about books
>she mentions fifty shades of grey
>I make a 50 shades of rape joke
>no response
>oh boy that must have been too much, oh well it was a nice run
>7 minutes later I get a very long and well written paragraph from her talking about the appeal of the book
>we get into an intellectual conversation about consent and restraint
>the implications here are making me incredibly nervous but man does it make me hard
>at the end of it she asks if I have snapchat
>I don't
>set that shit up asap
>she sends me a selfie
>I send one back
>instantly ghosted

FUCK

I posted a picture of myself and matched with an insanely qt3.14 grill, she messaged me first and asked me if I could get her drugs.

I guess now I know my place in the world, and what exactly people think when they see me

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Fucked two girls through tinder, worth it

>>36361638
how long it take

>>36361605
Why would they assume that the person they're talking to is attractive?
Attractive people make up like 2% of the population, maybe less.
You are likely talking to an uggo, so why go through a whole conversaton on the tiny chance that the person might be good looking?

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>>36359773
I did try it.

Browsing through all the girls just pissed me the fuck off due to how self obsessed and bland most of them are. I ended up swiping right on maybe one out of twenty girls on average. You can expect how many matches I got.

Vapidness is just completely unattractive to me.

>>36361605
...what was your profile pic before?

Bumble is better if you are lazy or shy

>>36361657
if you want a quick fuck, you are better off buying a girl for a night. trust me.

>>36361672
It was a fairly good picture but it took me several takes to get it right.

This girl sends me an offhand selfie and I try doing the same but as expected I think I fucked it up due to how unphotogenic I am. I must have been been making a hideous expression without knowing it because before that this girl was giving signs that she totally wanted the dick

>>36361665
Girls want chad and nothing but.

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>>36361674
>Bumble is better if you are shy
Well, anon, tell me everything about it.

>>36361638
Why the fuck are you here? Genuinely curious.

been married about three years from it

>>36361665
>Attractive people make up less than 2% of the population
Where the fuck do you live? I'm in SoCal and like 40% of the chicks here are either attractive or legitimately hot

>>36361657
Two month

I've used tinder and OkCupid pretty steadily for the past year. More success from OkCupid. I've had a lot of varied experiences: I've had dates that never got off the ground, I've had dates which ended with sex, I fucked disgusting whales, I fucked small petite ladies. Girls who are fucking crazy and girls who are chill. Chinese, Hatians, British, French, Puerto Rican. I generally talk to two or three girls at the same time on average, but at my peak I was dating 7 at once. That was a crazy fucking time for me. It's slowed down but I still swipe away and chat up anyone who responds positively. It's a rush. I'm kind of addicted.

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Try not to completely fill your photo list, it makes it seem like you're way too invested in the app. Just pull some angsty aesthetic shit in ur bio and you'll be getting plenty of matches

>>36361883
>not one but TWO selfies
You're in no position to give advice and I doubt your yield is anything to write home about.

>>36361762
The girl has to initiate contact

>>36361865
You picked tge wrong fucking board, normie faggot

That goes for all the rest of the Chad scum this thread

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I'm a tinder oracle.

I know the best ways to initiate conversation and how to progress.

Ask, and I'll bestow my thot wisdom.

>>36361927
Go cry in your tear-stained pillow.

>>36361933
If you can't go from tinder to snapchat nudes in under 20 minutes youre not an oracle

>>36361949
usually takes me about 20-30 mins, at most it takes a day or two.

>>36361913
Sounds like the pool of men to choose from would be diluted with beta losers under such a system

I bet an average looking dude could look like a total Chad

>got nudes qt friday
>Had a convo about how the switch is shit on Saturday
>Opened and Ignored snap on Sunday
>Read and ignored message on Monday

She must have realised I catfished her or she busy, I'm going with the prior since she questioned me before the nudes but I would've thought they'd have blocked me

Shame I just wanted more nudes

>>36361865
>>36361938
Not that guy(you won't believe me anyways), but you're a disgusting degenerate. I hope you at least used protection and got checked up by a doctor.

>>36362076
Of course I use protection.

>>36359923
>>36359831
>I just want somebosy to love! I just need somebody to love!

>>36361913
So is it just as hookup focused as Tinder?
I'd rather get a slower paced app if I'm going to try not to be socially awkward

>>36362319
Bumble is more dating focused I believe. But still a hook-up app

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>tfw too shy to even go on tinder with my real photo

>>36362863
Fuck, that's depressing. How can we even compete?

Why do girls delete you after 5min if you get a match but don't message them within that time?

Do they expect you to message them instantly?

>>36362863
>That's not my girlfriend

Every time.

>>36362863
Fucking god dammit. Every one of those guys is like a model tier. It would take me like years without steroids to get as big as one of them

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>tfw ex-fatty who thought girls would be interested after weight loss
I was wrong.

>use an autoliker while also swiping manually
>swiped 2000 women
>four matches, one of which unmatched immediately, one never responded, one stopped responding for no apparent reason, never bothered with the fourth
> I'm not even ugly, just simply not a Chad or an athletic, outgoing person

>>36363038
because even an average looking girl gets a lot of matches, no point in waiting for some random guy to respond since he can be replaced instantly

>>36361086
You should probably remove pictures number 5, it makes you look dumb, the others are pretty good, but that one is your weak point