Frog & Feels

>>36358963
I'll take some Jager Mr. Tender.

Girl I like said earlier that she thought about asking me out, but she has to be lying, and just trying to lead me on for attention, because there is literally no reason to date me.

Thanks Barkeep. Gin and Tonic please. Bombay Sapphire with a lime wedge and orange zest.

Over the past few months I've completely lost interest in women. I used to look at a pretty girl and get horny/excited, now I don't feel anything. Porn no longer does anything for me and masturbation is like a chore. I have no interest in relationships either, they just seem like taxing bullshit to me.

It still feels good though. Its like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. Its like one less thing I need to care about. What concerns me is the underlying reasons behind it. I'm not depressed so that isn't the cause, but I'm not sure what it is. Have I been redpilled?

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I'll take an old fashioned.

>got an internship at an excellent bank's investments research department
>became friends with a girl who is basically a female version of me and a french dude who is laid back pretty cool
>grades slipped slightly this semester due to a terrible teacher but it's nothing I can't fix next semester

Everything is going just fine. The only thing that is actually bad is the fact that I'm starting to drift away from my last childhood bro. It sucks but I guess everything must end.

However, despite all the positive stuff in my life right now, I don't feel happy. I don't feel anything in fact. I don't know what's wrong with me, but I do know that I should be better off than before. The problem seems to be that despite gaining all these things that were supposed to drag me out of my depression, I still feel empty and lonely for no apparent reason. Hell, even the loneliness feels bland. Maybe I'm a psychopath? I don't know what's happening to me. I just can't seem to be happy no matter what.

>>36358963
Cheapest beer you've got mate, and shut the feckin door the colds comin' in

OI OI UP THE SPURS, you see the game last night mate?

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>>36358963
I'll have a Jack and Coke, thanks.

I lost all motivation for self-improvement.
Spent a month logging everything I ate, worked out every day/other day, and started going out more.
As soon as spring break hit, I lost all drive to improve, and now just sit in my room, getting fatter and losing my gains.

Help me.

>>36359062
Here you go, buddy.

Don't sell yourself short. Sometimes other people see more in you than you do.

>>36359093
Coming right up.

These things come and go. Focus on something else, and see how it plays out.

Or maybe yer a wizard, Harry?

Gin and San Pellegrino. I am loosing at life. Have court in a month for a felony pot charge on a pound and a half. Got caught and next day got speeding ticket. Pigs took 7000$ from me

Some fancy ass tequila please. Anejo. Please.

I'm missing my friend. Wondering why they would ever get on that atv. Could he have been saved if someone had found him earlier? The same shit that I still think about constantly a year later.

Oh and it's my birthday. Drinking on the couch. Alone of course.

Always appreciate you Mr barman.

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bartender is a shitter, get out of the bar you faggot
>>36359062

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>>36359093
I only have this gin right now, is it ok?

>>36359306
I feel you my last bday I sat alone in an unfinished apartment in a new town with no friends while my neighbor blasted rap music all night with her friends. I'm fucking her now though so it got a little better

>>36359352
booze is booze.

for all i know its delicious

>>36359136
Any preference in whisky, boss?

Replacing friends is bitter sweet. No one ever wants to lose a friend, but people and relationships change.

Some have said we're robots because we don't feel as such or as strongly as other people. But that doesn't explain the capacity for sad feels.

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>>36359152
nope mate, I dont have TV

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>>36358963
are you the old bar tender?
i wanted to let you know that my friends are now cool with me and i get invited to their gatherings

I'll just have some water, thanks.

I meet new people at work or online playing video games and for some reason I always make up some shit to make my life sound more interesting than the depression filled hellhole it is. I say shit like I have family in Russia that I'm close to, etc. and kinda construct these stories around the lies.

Normally I don't have a problem lying to people but recently ive made genuine friends that I care about and don't want to keep up with this web of lies. I can't tell them I was bullshitting so I know I'll have to cut them out of my life eventually or keep them from getting too close and finding out on their own.

I don't know what's wrong with me

>>36359170
Here you go, I made it with diet coke.

I believe in you, anon. Don't beat yourself up for missing a few days: it's the average that counts, not the streak.

Have a few drinks, get some sleep, and continue your diet tomorrow as if nothing ever happened.

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>>36358963
Start each day fine, by the end of the day I'm in a pit of self-loathing. Can't figure it out

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>>36359170
listen up you sad frog
first of all, open windows in your room to get some fresh air
then tidy it up
clean it
then make yourself some food you never did before
it will be fun experience and it will motivate you

And as for drinks, can I just have a lemonade?

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NOTE TO OP
you must post booze, this is how it works
if you do not do that, you are just gay intrusive person who thinks that RPing and shitty advices help people
I fuckin hate it when faggots get into my bar on my shift and dont post what people ordered

>>36359421
>some water
are you on diet mate?

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>>36359464
sure thing boyo
--------
jukebox in the corner is playing
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
and it will continue to do so until someone switches the song

>>36359505
Yes and no, not fat but not /fit/ either.

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>>36359136
>I don't feel happy
then at least you can feel drunk ,cheers

>>36358963
just a beer man, my oneitis and has finally stopped talking to me cause I'm a toxic person. She's literally the girl of my dreams but obviously she is too perfect for me, same autistic tastes in everything, same thoughts about life, homely, want to have children... she usually called me in the mornings too cheer me up and sing for me; the last time she sang I Dreamed a Dream, god I miss her voice so much.

>>36359554
it is always room to be more /fit/
and chicks love that
also, ancient greeks said that being /fit/ and smart is only way to be bretty gud human bean

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Scotch neat, please.

I know this will make me sound like a huge normie, but I just want to vent. I used to be a normie, but through a series of bad shit, I ended up an anti-social depressed NEET and got stuck here.
Basically I fell in love with this girl. She's one of my best friends, actually. I know that she used to have feelings for me, but I used to be Mr. Chad McNormie back in the day, so I brushed her off. I had feeling for her back then, but I was so obsessed with being an alpha that I didn't take my chance with her. Years later, we stayed in contact. Hardly ever talk, but we started up again recently. I know she still has feelings for me. Probably not as strong as mine are for her, but there's something. We hung out recently and spent the whole day holding each other. We even kissed. I feel like we would be starting a relationship now, but there's a problem. She's already in a relationship with another guy. He's a fucking piece of shit that abuses her. She wants to leave him, but it's complicated.
I feel like a robot on the verge of becoming a normie again. I love her so damn much, but I don't know what to do.

Like I said, I know I sound like a normie. It's just my old normie life creeping back in.

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>>36359595
fight for her
you crying in virtual tavern is helping no one
I made experiment month ago, I removed my normal hate and bitterness from my behaviour for a week
Some people loved it, some people became afraid and told me to stop
you can do it too

>>36359644
Life is too short and too shit to miss out on that little bit of sunshine.

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>>36359644
you always want things that you can't get anymore, don't you?
make her break up with him and be her shoulder to cry on, and dick to ride on later

>>36359609
Yea I need to get back to the gym. Its hard with work and no motivation. But I shouldn't make excuses

>>36359644
Who gives a shit about being a normie or robot. Go for it man, get yout girl even if it makes you a Chad. Be happy cuz none of us can add to your life the way a good woman can

>>36359678
>>36359679
She's the only ray of light in my shitty world.

She had a falling out with her parents, so that's one of the reasons why she doesn't want to break up with her bf. Free housing, I guess. I'd offer her to stay with me, but I live pretty far away, and I doubt that's something she would want. She seemed open to the idea of getting an apartment together in the city, but it's so damn expensive for rent.

She's the only thing from my old life that I want.

>>36359735
>but it's so damn expensive for rent.
well then, if both of you will work, I think you will manage
>>36359725
lifting is self motivating when you get into it

>>36359759
>well then, if both of you will work, I think you will manage

The cheapest place I could find in the area is $1400 in rent. I suppose that's feasible if her and I both worked, but I've always wanted a 50s style life where I worked and she stayed home all day keeping the house nice and keeping potential children occupied.

My sleep schedule is all fucked up. I just woke up about an hour ago at 9:45pm. I usually fall asleep around noon.
My mom and dad are hounding me to get a job or do something with my life. I've been down that road though and it sucks. Working day to day just to get by and when you get home from work you don't even feel like doing anything because work is just draining. After awhile, life just starts feeling like you're getting fucked in the ass on a daily basis.
I don't even want a girlfriend anymore because I know if I get one then that's just more of a drain on me trying to cater to what she needs or wants.
I'm at the point where I realized I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself but I can't wait until I die of natural causes. I can't wait until this endless shafting called life is through with me.
Feels like I have to do everything everyone wants me to do all the time or else I'm the selfish asshole.
I tried being positive and doing the right thing for a long time. I tried being grateful. There's just no way I can get rid of that part of me that's ultimately selfish and self-seeking in the end.

>>36359851
>and she stayed home
listen up youngling
she is not even with you right now, and you want to leave her for entire days alone in the apartment?
she will fuck some guy on first day
either get better paid job and make her fall for you greatly, or you wil join woman hate section of /r9k/

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>>36358963
I'll have some scotch on the rocks

My oneitis of about 2 years came out as a lesbian last week. I even turned down a girl who asked me out because my sights were set on her so heavily, and now this girl has a bf, so even if I wanted to at this point, that ship has already sailed. Had I known my oneitis was a lesbian, I wouldn't have let myself fall for her so hopelessly, and I wouldn't be a 24 year old KV now

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>>36359864
order something or get out of my bar

>>36359928
disregard the lesbians, they are mentally ill, go find some other girl
If you are vengeful type, fuck friends of your oneitis, or better, fuck her lesbo partner back to straight

guy who took barteder job here and post pics and stuff:
I'm going on a little smoke break, wait patiently, drink your rounds, if you demolish my bar I will fuckin beat you up

>>36360051
I'm starting to chew on the end of it already. I'm very impatient.

>>36359993
Sorry, I'll have a rum and mtn dew

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I'll have a shot of Fireball.

My ex-oneitis has a bf now. Tried asking her out, she said yes but then ghosted me whenever I brought it up. It feels like a year or so of talking to her and genuinely enjoying her time wasted. Threw me a bone on Valentines though, we hung out at a shitty mall and watched John Wick 2. That was a good day.

Currently, I'm not trying for anyone. All prospects are currently out of commission. Have been messaging a cute girl I used to be friends with on Snapchat though, probably not gonna chase it because I still have the chatlogs from the last time she rejected me (pic related).

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Half a year ago I fell hard for a girl at work, she was the first girl I'd had serious feelings for in almost 5 years. She had and still has a boyfriend which crushed me when I found out but I fooled myself into thinking maybe I'd have a chance if they broke up. Against my better judgement I decided to stick around and see what might happen, falling for her more and more the whole time. Now her boyfriend's gone and knocked her up and that's that. No more false hope for me to cling on to, no more delusions I can string myself along with. It's over and it never even began, I never had a chance with her but I didn't want to accept that until now. All this time I wasted pining for her, wishing I could just hold her and thinking of the life I might have had with her. Meanwhile they go on to live a Bruce Springsteen song. Just give me whatever barkeep, maybe I can do myself a favor and die of alcohol poisoning tonight.

>>36360151
What do you mean by ghosted?

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>>36360087
k, I'm back
>>36360108
unusual choice of beverage unless you are avid vidya gaeming enthusiast

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>>36360151
why all fellas in my tavern today cry about girls?
don't you have serious problems, like right hands gangrene or landlord who tried to rape your daughter?
Go fuck some different girl, love is overrated anyway

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>>36360195
I think you had enough

Can I please get a death in the afternoon? Have 12 page paper due tomorrow and only have 3 pages done. Thanks

>>36360259
Yeah, mtn dew is like liquid crack for me. Mixing rum and mtn dew makes me feel good because of all the sugar, caffeine, and alcohol. Keeps me awake and feeling good

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>>36360326
I do the same with gin. It's always a good time

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>>36360323
your paper, what is it about?

>>36359062
Hey pal, everyone deserves love, no matter how the majority of people treat you.

>>36360478
>everyone deserves love
this is bullshit, no one "deserves" anything
we have things we manage to get and keep

>>36360258
Not that anon, but ghosted usually means when someone cuts contact out of the blue. No reason. No goodbye.

Barkeep, I'll take a coke and rum. squirt of curacao to remind me of the old days.

These past few days I've finally been pushed to actual misogyny and it scares me. A culmination of years of women treating me like I'm not an actual person has led to this. When I see a pretty girl, I don't think how nice it would be to spend time with that face. Now I just think about how hypocritical they are, so beautiful, yet so hideous. They're all liars.

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>>36358963

ill take a dirty martini.

Very strange, the nightmares are getting worse. I never really cared about her but i wake up with tears sometimes despite how i really have no honest affection towards her. two years of being together and in my awake state i really don't have any shred of interest or any sort of feelings for her in the slightest. In my dreams i chase her and she is in great emotional pain, not sure why this is happening yet. Just a passing normie i guess. I hope these feels are just such, honest feels.

>>36360513
Not true, everyone's default is to have someone love them, that's why parents love you even though you haven't done anything for them. You can lose this, yes, but everyone has the cpacity to deserve love.

>>36360436
Basically an argument paper about how common core is helping widen the racial achievement gap in education, also have a calc test on Thursday that I have no idea how to do so I'm gonna hope I can get away with looking at this Asian dudes paper

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>>36360561
we're out of curacao, sorry
You are almost where I am anon
I skipped your phase of hatred towards women and just ignore them now, like I ignore rats or bugs or vermin, or farts of other people in the bus
surely, sometime I have to interact with them but I don't pursue relationships with them anymore

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>>36359725
How would you feel about it in ten years?

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>>36360577
so wait, you are in relationship with some girl but you are indefferent towards her, while she loves you?
your subconciousness and other shit I don't believe in may be telling you that you are faggot for not being upfront with her

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>>36360583
>everyone's default is to have someone love them
I disagree, I find being left alone better than being loved or having any attention at all
>>36360610
>how common core is helping widen the racial achievement gap
go ask /pol/ on that, they will provide arguments just to fuck with jews who integrated common core in your schools

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GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND ALL OF YOU

PUT EMPTY THE REGISTER INTO THIS BAG OR I WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING TEETH INTO YOU HEAD ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE HERE

*cocks pistol*

>>36360624
I still have hope, I don't want to hate them. I know good women are out their. I've met some of them. But given how much they've used their power to hurt me, its so hard to not want to lash out.

>>36360673

Nah, long broken up. Thanks for the drink

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>>36360728
you have chosen wrong bar to rob, tadpole fucker

Sounds unremarkable but a girl has gotten me down again. Vaguely knew her in high school, saw her again in the library, where we both studying for the same grad exam. She's pretty and friendly, so I tried to strike up a relationship with her. Got her number but she hasn't been responding. Told her a week ago that I'd like to see her in person, for coffee or something, but she has ignored the message. Messaged her again today, in what was an admittedly desperate attempt to salvage what I thought was a connection between us. I know it's over but I don't want it to be.

She has a lot of good traits and I thought we'd do well together. Sounds pathetic, butt I really could have given the relationship my all and been an excellent partner. The best way to get over a girl is pursue a new one, but I'm not currently in school and have basically no social life, so that's not really possible. The fact that I've never been in a relationship gnaws at me.

One scotch and beer on tap please.

Can we smoke in here?

Just got out of rehab a few weeks ago. I'm an alcoholic. Been to rehab like 3 times.
Relapsed because my living situation didn't work out. My roommates all ditched out on me and I couldn't afford rent by myself, so I became homeless. Lost my job. Ditched town after some crazy homeless guy accused me of stealing his sweatshirt and was about to fight me for it. Now I'm back living at home with mom and dad. No job, no money, but at least I've got a roof over my head and my computer.
Street life is definitely not for me. Seems like everyone who lives on the streets is crazy.
I was too afraid to sleep when I was on the streets so I didn't sleep for a week and I started hallucinating that my hoodie was talking to me and started seeing shadow people.
Started micro-sleeping a lot, where I'd just nod out for a minute or two then wake up
Finally when i made it back to mom and dad's house, I slept for like 20 hours

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>>36360769
well then, it is really time for you to get a girl or at least one night stand if you start dreaming about intimacy and stuff
>>36360763
ok then, courtesy of /pol/ here is guide on how to get happy family life

>>36360294
If I were able to just fuck some other bitch then I'd fucking do it.

Whining on /r9k/ about womenfolk troubles is how I spend my nights.

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>>36360787
you should get her drunk and fuck her for closure and peace of mind

>>36360795
>Can we smoke in here?
yes, but only tobacco, no drugs allowed

>>36360842
you know that escorts are a thing?
also, tinder and other degeneracies

>>36360801

I suppose you are correct, im not dating anyone below my age nor am i going to settle by any means this time around. it might just be a product of me thinking too much about my mistakes. all good, time heals everything as they say

>>36360843
Thanks, barkeep. Highland park is my favorite whiskey and dogfish is very good too.

>>36360843
Grey goose straight up please

I talked to a girl today, honestly once I get into a conversation I can normally hold my spaghetti I just hate going out of my way to actually start it especially like cold approach it just seems forced and awkward. The only reason we talked was because of the group assignment in class but we talked about the assignment for two minutes then just blabbed about shit. She randomly works with a friend of mine so that helped the convo too. She was also almost leading the convo in a way like actually asking questions and shit too idk. There's also this other girl next to me who keeps looking at me but idk what to do besides look at her too. We caught eyes and she smiled tho. There's also this cute skater chick in front of me who I talked music with earlier in the semester but I haven't had a chance to get back to her yet

I feel like I shouldn't be here

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>>36360979
drink your virtual booze, turn off your computer and go make those girls love you
go get em tiger

>>36360843
Just a bottle of yuengling please

I know my life is actually going good places but I just keep getting the inkling that I will never get a real GF. I could just never see anyone wanting to date me. I've had so many failed attempts in the past, a lot of them just make me sad or I find them really cringe worthy.

Maybe if I have a nice body and some money. I'll have my own place in a few months and I'm only 18. I feel like I have a lot to prove to myself and others, I just want to get away from here. I have so many problems here and they could all just vanish if I moved out of state. I have plenty of friends here that I could probably find a girlfriend through, I don't think it's hopeless.

I feel like my mom failed me on a lot of aspects. Never had a good father, never was told why I should do well in school and I ended up dropping out. Basically have just sat in my house for the last year, barely go out at this point. This is the result of no guidance growing up and it doesn't feel good at all.

uhhhhhhhhhh is it cool if i vape in here?

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>>36361143
no, vaping is for gays and numales
either smoke tobacco or get out of my bar
>>36361131
>I will never get a real GF
when you get to your 30s, they will throw themselves at you in desperate attempt to have what they want
and respect your mother!
you may not like her, but you have to respect her

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Bar music themes:
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6-TWRn0k4I
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjqs-qmkNug
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWO5Ai_a80M

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>>36361204
Thanks bartender.

I don't think I will have to wait until my 30's to get a GF, let's fucking hope not man. I would probably just end up killing myself if I was a 30 year old virgin.

I just have so many problems in my life I feel like I could fix if I just workout, pickup a martial art and start socializing with all these really cool friends I have. I think shit is gonna workout, but the past year has probably been some of the most intense depression I will experience in my life.

I made like 2.5k off stocks and bought my own car/computer. That was pretty dope.

For any of you neet fags here, look into day trading. You will make fuck tons of money doing that if you know how to do it right.

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no one responded to my thread

so if you have good money, why you need gf?
she will just leech off of you

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>>36361337
maybe your thread was shit
what booze would you want, Lord Vader?

I wrote out my suicide letter today. It actually felt good to write.

>>36361379
im not old enough to drink alcohol

a bawls guarana please

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>>36361426
how moral of you
>>36361412
no one gives a shit if you dont order a booze

>>36361412
Suicide shouldn't be a statement man. It should be a statement you're strong enough to get through the monstrosity that is the average robots life while keeping your cool.

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>>36358963
can i have some drink milk..?
i'm poor and even not have 3 dollars in my account

>>36358963
Off work last night, and went on a bender on my own because I was feeling down.
Just wanted to drop everything. My relationship, my house, my job and just move back into my parents house and cut myself off from society.

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>>36361472
get into trading, as >>36361308
suggested

>>36361507
With what money? Three bucks?

>>36361472
If desperate go to Amazon's Mechanical Turk. It's monkey work and doesn't pay well, but it's better than nothing.

maybe ill make a nostalgia thread on /v/ or /co/, they always do good at night and make people happy

Dalmore 12, neat please.

I'm trying to quit vidya and improve myself. The problem I'm having is, it's literally better than any real reward life has to offer, except probably heroin (I'm guessing). I've tried other hobbies like hiking, shooting, and reading, but it doesn't really matter. I know it's kind of pathetic to have your reward system subverted by a superstimulus, but what's the point of trying harder for an inferior experience? Does it even matter?

>>36361548
Yeah, those are fun threads. Maybe talk about some mascot platformers? Those are nostalgic as fuck!

>>36360787
Okay, you were nowhere close to having a relationship with her and it's way too premature to assume the fantasy of you being a perfect partner to her and having a great relationship would be anywhere near plausible. Relationships aren't really like other things in life: sometimes it's not enough even if you try hard and dedicate yourself. Sometimes it's just not meant to work out or happen at all. Accept that she wasn't the one for you and move on

>>36361472
>work minimum wage
>save 50%
>3% growth daily on a portfolio for 30 days is 100% growth
>Do it faggot, it's really easy.

>>36359353
>I'm fucking her now though
I don't know why but i bursted out laughing after reading this

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I now procrastinate to the point of ignoring things and pretending they will go away

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>>36361604
>I'm trying to quit vidya
for what purpose? that is retarded, vidya is love, vidya is life

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>>36361604
Take up games that improve your body. I took up DDR and have lost 50 pounds in the past year. Wii Fit/Wii Fit U is another good starting place.

Also look at what you are trying to replace with games. You clearly have something bad in your life you are avoiding. Learn to handle the problem and games won't be as important anymore. Yes, walking away from the easy answer of games won't be fun, but you have to cut it down a little to get somewhere.

>>36361658
Get shit done, yo. *poke* Get off 4chan and GET SHIT DONE.

Seriously. When you got it done you will have more time than when you procrastinate.

>>36361604
You have to discover the the pleasure in achieving long term goals in reality than the simulated short term objectives of video games. Keep pursuing normie hobbies and learn to be patient

>>36360773
>>>36360728
>you have chosen wrong bar to rob, tadpole fucker
I read this in a Russian accent. I can't stop laughing. I also imagined:
>Revy, stop shooting up my damn bar

>>36358963
Give me a Bijou, with ice.
Went to one of those shitty roadside soothsayer grandma's. She said I'm going to be single forever and end up killing myself at the age of 31.
What do?

>>36361661
I know but it bothers me that I'm essentially fooling myself, even though I'm not sure that it matters.

>>36361711
It's difficult to stay motivated to pursue long term goals when you've never experienced the reward.

>>36361680
I'm not in bad shape. I'm not /fit/ but I three times a week and take breaks from the screen every hour to do some pushups.

Games like DDR don't do anything for me, I like games heavy on story and atmosphere. I'm not sure what that would be replacing.

>>36361891
>Give me a Bijou, with ice.
we dont have those

>>36361984
It's basically gin with spices and shit. You have gin right? I'll just have gin.

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>>36362002
image search gave me images of hookahs, and I am not real bartender

>>36361891
You should have hit on the old lady.

>>36362064
I was about to say, any respecting bartender would at least have an inkling of what a Bijou is. Search Wikipedia I think it's on there.

>>36362074
That would have proved her point tho

>>36362122
Not if you gave her the D

>>36358963
You don't mind if I was pre-drinking right?
I'll have some whiskey I suppose
Spending so much time alone has taken a toll on me and I'm unironically worried that no one will ever care about me and I'll die never knowing what it was like to be loved.

>>36362202
it's ok anon
most of people die without love, you are not special in any way

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>>36362202
stop feeling bad

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I have to go to late shift in a couple hours, I'll just have a coke

>last night I dreamed of the only girl I've ever held hands with (but it led to nothing more serious)
>this was 8 years ago
>in the dream we were sitting down by a river with our former classmates
>I was holding her in my arms and we kissed
>I felt nothing
>wake up in my cold, trashy 1 bedroom apartement

what are your dreams from long gone times?

Hope you ain't closing anytime soon mate. Double JD and coke please.

I had a complete nervous breakdown in front of my ex yesterday. I know this place goes REEEE on the mention of females but holy fuck am i far from normie.
After my attempted suicide 3 months back, Ive been admitted to a psychological help centre. Ive been diagnosed with severe clinical depression at the least and they also suspect either borderline personality disorder or disociative identity disorder, but that part is still in progress. Ive been prescribed a strong triple reuptake inhibitor and antipsychotics.
Ive been trying to cope with fucking WAY too much over the last couple of years, id be here all day trying to explain it all. But I honestly felt like Id lost my mind.

I met up with my ex yesterday in an old sentimental spot of ours so I could finally get everything off my chest and tell her everything that has been fucking with me.
Ive had months clean from all drugs and she brought a motherfucking fat blunt of amnesia haze. I couldnt resist... (cont.)

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>>36362348
The most terrifying dream I ever had was of someone who left me behind...
Still can't get her face out of my head

there will be slight delay in drinks cause I have to restart my pc
t. barkeep

Need a job to tie me over untill I can go back to school in September. But all the places that should be hiring people in my age group all demand experience. None of my previous jobs were in the service industry, i.e. retail or fast food. Employers pretend I don't exist when I they learn I have no experience in retail. A fucking gig selling popcorn at a cinema EXPECTS experience in service and sales, I mean COME ON.

Fucking bullshit. If you haven't had a job like it before, a fucking HUGE portion of the unskilled jobs are now completely unavailable to you.

>>36362445

Oh, and fuck, gin & tonic for me, I guess.

>>36362355
So, after nearly 2 hours of me struggling to explain anything remotely coherent. I decided to partake, ended up smoking it 50/50 between us.
Within 30 minutes, I went from a stuttering emotional wreck to a philasophical wordsmith.
It took me another 2 hours to empty my mind onto her. I went deeper into my own conciousness than I ever had before, I explained perfectly all the damage I have had done to me before i met her, managed to explain the completely mental way of how i felt about her (more than a best freind, but not totally in love with her either) as well as coming to a massive realisation of my apparent personality disorder.
I felt like I could see the two parts of me that have been fighting for years from a neutral, clear headed standpoint. I cant even explain what I mean.

Anyway, despite all the shit I told her that would of really hurt another person, she understood it all and accepted me for the wackjob piece of shit that I am.
Im still processing everything that happened, but I am in a state of total disbelief.
We are back together, happier than ever, fully open and honest with each other about everything. We spontaniously booked a hotel and spent all night having probably the best sex weve ever had. I dont think ive ever fucked someone as hard or for as long in my life.

Just fucking give me a drink. I think I really am going to kill myself soon. Everything just feels so pointless, go to work, come home, work out, go to sleep go to work, come home work out, go to sleep, go to work come home work out goto sleep every day it's the same shit and I'm just fucking tired.

>>36362484
So, yeah. Any comments barkeep?
Sorry to bend your ear so much, I needed to get that out. Helps with the mental processing and all...

This weekend a neighbor girl 13/14 I think kept trying to cuddle/rest her head on me and I'm conflicted because I didn't hate it.
I fucking hate pedofags and think people that molest children are awful but I mean what the fuck happened to me where I didn't immediately JUST off the couch and recluse back to my room.
18 Kissless virgin btw
Am I so depraved of female contact that I'm desperate for any female attention?

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>>36362355
>>36362484
if you are happy being druggie degenerate, than good for you

>>36361412
write more. if you write enough maybe you won't want to kill yourself anymore. but even if you still end up killing yourself, you've written some stuff

>>36362527
>if you are happy being druggie degenerate
He says as he pours his next alcohol infused drink.

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>>36362445
>>36362465
go do some physical work, like construction worker, or gardener
or check if old people in neighbourhood needs something done and say you will do that for small price

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>>36362348
I dont dream often, but when I do it is about passionate sex with girls I don't know but in dream I love them very much, or about killing everybody I know with 2h sword

>>36362556
no one is perfect mate, I don't judge, I just make smartass comments and pour drinks

>>36358963
i'll take something hard hitting

I cannot stop thinking about our death and how we can't escape it
making everything we experience obsolete

>>36362558

Been doing some temp work at a factory. Most of the time I'm packing boxes and I cannot face doing that untill September arrives.

>>36362525
Also I'd like some saint Arnold's rootbeer.

>>36362600
i know what you mean, but i think of my life as an opportunity to make experience for others, in the present or future, so it won't be obsolete. it'll get passed on as memories or stories. it won't die with you.

otherwise, think of death as peace eternal, that's gotta be better

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>>36362600
While we bring nothing to this world, and we take nothing from it, it is fun having something in between those two
also, religion, etc etc
Also I plan to freeze myself to live forever, or transfer my conciousness into AI to be cyber barkeep forever

>>36362601
check local classifieds, maybe there are some offers

Gimme a cold beer
Asked a girl out/ to hang out for the first time at a party this weekend, she said she had a boyfriend. She was being pretty flirty with me all night, complimenting me, touching me, of course she was sort of drunk. I didn't take it too hard actually, felt kind of good to at least try. I'm 22 and I'd never asked any girl out before, and she seemed to be kind of bummed that it wasn't going to happen. Hugged her at the end of the night and I felt almost normal/chad-lite
Explain what I should do next... I'm on a weird social high from doing something finally, and I'm becoming a guy people invite to parties

>>36362525
The only reason you feel morally wrong about what happened is because society has told you that its wrong.

You two are still teenagers. Both your emotional and physical sides are in overload. Realistically, you are only 4 years older than her. Im 24 and my girl is 20. Its the same thing but isnt considered wrong by society.

I can tell you now, dont break the law. Theres a clear line that you are not allowed to pass or you will end up in deep shit. But if a 14yo grill wants to cuddle you, let it happen. Its fine. If she wants more, be stern with her and tell her you cant because of the law.

Enjoy the emotional side of things.

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>>36362685
>Explain what I should do next
how the fuck should I know, I'm not even a real barkeep, and I really hate society and people in general

>>36362525
>pedo
>children
>13/14-yearr-old
That's not pedophilia numbnuts. You're just being spooked by societal values that are well in contradiction to human sexuality.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe

>I fucking hate pedofags and think people that molest children are awful
Yeah, well, it's not really molestation if she's into it and wants it, no matter what the law says. Not harmful either, so long as the people around her don't push her into thinking what she experienced was something horrible.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rind_et_al._controversy

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>>36362698
oh no you dont
realistically she is kid while he is adult in law sense of word
14-15yo girls are insane and there is no point interacting with them at all
stop spreading pedologic in my bar

>>36362760
>pedologic
Can't hide the truth, man.

What time does the Frog and Feel close?

>>36362637
I don't care about the others. Also i can't see how death will at peace since i don't believe in afterlife rather we all rot away after we lose our conscience
>>36362657
I decided to dedicate my life to researching transfering brain conscience to cyber conscience

Let's hope i find it before i die

>>36362717
Oh, well then you ever had a girl lie and say she had a boyfriend to avoid hanging out with you?
Btw this beer's too cold. It hurts my teeth

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>>36362832
in about 5 hours from now unless someone else takes up after I leave my shift
>>36362828
it may be true, but it does not make it any less abominable and evil as well as immoral

>>36362698
I kinda get what you're saying but I don't really like her at all,don't plan on ever doing anything with her even when she does turn 18,I don't think the culture is the reason I didn't like the experience teebeehaitch because it was pretty uncomfortable.ive researched about human sexuality before and that really whenever a woman hits puberty and starts taking a woman shape is when men would naturally start noticing a girl but I think the US laws are good because of the mental state that most people that age are in

>>36362873
>lie and say she had a boyfriend
they always have boyfriends
sometimes multiple bfs
one time girl avoided telling me she have bf, but she was ugly and fat and I did not want to fuck her either way

>>36362878
>it may be true, but it does not make it any less abominable and evil as well as immoral
Well, that's just like your values, man. Think deeper than your feelings.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rind_et_al._controversy

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Hello barkeep. More captain Morgan and coke please.

I feel so useless. The girl I like doesn't like me, evidently. She doesn't need to say it, I know. I spent so much time and money trying to better myself have that confidence now it's all just torn asunder because no matter what I do, I will never be good enough.

I started taking more of an interest in people's lives at work, asking them about their dog/holiday/kids/ whatever the case may be and just listening. People will talk on and on but not once has any one of them asked about my life. So I'm going back to being cold and indifferent because fuck it.

Just depressing to realize two hard truths in one day:
-she doesn't like it care about me
-no one else does really either despite my best efforts

Do I just lay down and rot at 28?

>>36362895
My one dark thought was that even if she had a boyfriend, if I was good looking enough she would have just said "yeah, we should hang out." I wasn't asking to fuck her right then and there.
She was very cute, not surprised that she has an actual bf, she even gave me details about where he went to school so I'd believe her.

Do you ever think your standards are too high? This girl was really cute and I'm not sure I was close to her level, though she did compliment me a bunch and say shit like, "why didn't we meet earlier?" in a wistful sort of way and we were being sort of touchy-feely, tho maybe not enough...
Im a real noob but it felt pretty good just to get that kind of attention and warmth

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>>36362925
stop taking interests in other people lifes and start doing interesting shit on your own
have you ever jumped from plane or bungeejumped?
I bet those faggots from your work never did that
go do it ASAP

>>36362907
no cultural marxism allowed in my bar mate
things are black and white for me, and 14+18 fugging are clearly evil
but hey, some people chop heads and pray towards piece of meteorite, so what can I do about this or that? Nothing.

>>36362956
>Do you ever think your standards are too high?
never
I will settle for nothing less than 8/10 qt 3.14 who will unconditionally love me and be faithul to me until death
she also cannot b a commie.
That's it.
and if you think you are not good enough for some women, than you probably are. Girls can be picked up by confident enough virgin losers provided they have a lot of cash

>>36362839
then you're fucked, m8

>>36362960
>no cultural marxism allowed in my bar mate
That's a nasty name for unbiased logical thought.
Give me some Beehive VSOP. I want to recreate last week's hangover.

I'll take a Rum and coke.

I was texting a coworker earlier who I'm kinda in to, a little bit I guess. But I accidentally made a typo and instead of saying "I'm onto you" as a joke I ended up saying "I'm into you." and she made a point of mentioning how she didn't want to tell me because it would hurt me but she's moving to another state.

>>36362990
I agree, I wouldn't want a 5-6/10 roastie like I see so many decent guys ending up with.
Have you ever hit that mark, or thought you did? Two of the best looking girls in my high-school wanted to be with me at one point, but I was such an unconfident loser that I messed it up, but that gave me hope that hot chicks were possible for me. I'm at least a good deal more confident now, tho I don't know how to talk to girls well. Any advice would be great

And I don't disagree about not being good enough, but at the time I asked her out I didn't feel like that (or at least didn't think I did). I am a 22 year old virgin, but at least don't always feel like a total loser since I've had some personal/occupational success that she knew about and complimented me on.

>>36358963
Just Bourbon please.

My best female friend had a threesome with my best male friend and another friend of theirs. They act like it's all natural and common, but I can't stop thinking it's kind of fucked up. Also, I'm still this fukcing virgin loser so I'm a little nervous about hanging out with them, like they're from a very far social league.

I don't know, I'll just drik till I'm dead or passed out.

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>>36363040
good, now that she will be far enough it will be easier for you to find better chick

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>>36363033
this is something I can give you without moralfaggotry

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>>36363145
they are degenerates and they will end killing themselves over the fact who is most degenerate of them all
drink mate
it does not make you forget, but it will make you numb so you won't care

>>36363053
>Have you ever hit that mark
never
over the years I grew more bitter and insane and now people look at me as I am something you see in museum

Something, anything to make me feel better

>get drunk
>message person I like last night
>wake up this morning before them
>about to delete the message

Kill me now

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>>36363233
drunk messages are best messages

>>36363267
It was a confession and a terrible one at that

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>>36363291
well then, you now have to deal with it
you confessed that you love her or you confessed that you are gay faggot?
In any case, write it here, we could use a laugh, and it will not make your situation better nor worse

>>36363183
But what if I still care even when completely wasted?

>>36363198
How old are you/ are you a virgin?
Surprise surprise, that previous sentence is unoriginal

>>36363316
We're both gay fags if that's what you're wondering. He browses this board and I'd rather he not see this. I didn't delete it though, I'm gonna let the terrible message stand.

>>36363347
then you are either:
>touchy feely weak minded faggot who cares, laugh at yourself
>you love someone from that treesome and I really hope it is girl, not your bro

>>36363375
God hates you and so do I, but customer is customer
>>36363362
25+/no, because after one hangover in may I decided to fuck hooker
I shagged about 6 or 7 of them, I dunno, I may have forgotten about some, some were better in bed, some were worse, one was absolutely awful, but they all share one thing:
It was only fuck. Not love. Love is reserved to real girls.

>>36363380
Alright, so I'm in love with that slut. Alcohol doesn't help me forget her. What should I do.

>>36363409
>God hates you and so do I

I knew God did and that kills me on the inside often but I was hoping you would at least tolerate me

>>36363456
stop being in love with her, obviously
she fucked your friend and some other guy, she is not worthy of your love, even if you are ugly and obese
she is a slut and she would suck your cock for 30$

>>36363469
tolerate means "to deal with"
I deal with your faggotry by hating you
you are currently being tolerated, how's that?
Start fucking girls, AIDS and degeneracy is no way to live life

>>36363500
I had a gf but I couldn't get hard nor can I to any woman. I'm sorry ill leave this thread now so you don't have to deal with me

>>36359644
> She's already in a relationship with another guy. He's a fucking piece of shit that abuses her. She wants to leave him, but it's complicated.

When people cheat, then say their partner is an abusive piece of shit, I start questioning that shit immediately. Saying it before implies there's an honest truth laying around somewhere, but saying it after includes the possibility that it's a way to feel absolved of the guilt in cheating.

Tread carefully. There was probably a time when she thought her current boyfriend was a nice guy who cared.

>>36363545
shit, I lost customer
welp, maybe hardcore Christians will come in his place

UPDATE:
I, Barkeep, go out to get new booze
I won't give you your orders for around 30min, feel free to act as my replacement

I'm back, I made it before someone burned down my bar
phew