State your default phrases for hello/goodbye and anons guess

hello
>hOI
>ahoyhoy

goodbye
>
>i seldom say it and instead leave conversations hanging indefinitely

>For hello
>>'alright?'
the fuck? who says hi as "alright"?

>>36356094
Hello:
>"Oh hey", like in "oh hi mark", except the excitement and surprise is obviously feigned

Goodbye:
>Run away
>See you later alligator

Hello
>Yo

Goodbye
>Cya

>hi, hey

>bye, see you

>>36356153
fucking american plebs

>>36356094
Hello;
>lay it on me player
>my nigga!
>salam allekum

Goodbye
>smell you later

and then I got bored and stop thinking of dumb replies

>ciao
>ciao

originariamente per favore

hello:

alright mate ( sounds like 'auite mate or aite m8)
what you saying
you good yh
whats happnin

bye:

laters
bless
cool
inabit
ill catch you

>>36356153
ameritards literally dont know anything

>>36356256
are you from Manchester? Or at least northern england?

Hello:
Yo!
Good morning (No matter the time of day)
ayy

Goodbye:
See ya
bye
quietly walk away without anybody noticing and they don't wonder where you went because nobody cares enough to notice you're gone

Pretty standard ones really

>>36356292
nah east london

>>36356094

Hello
>Oi
>Rise hand, close pinky and ring finger wile bending hand towards the outside quickly.
Goodbye
>"Bona' "
>Touch eyebrow with the side of my index finger, quick moviment of wrist towards the outside, point 45' towards the sky, rise thumb.

I'm italian.

>>36356094
Hello
"hi"
"hey"

Goodbye
"bye"
"yeah"
"yeah mate"

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>>36356094
hello:
>Heyo
>morning
>evening
>g'day
>salutations
>H-hi
>salam allekum kuffar
>Oi

Goodbye:
>So long
>Bye
>See you soon
>Onwards and goodbye
>Later
>Fuck off and let me be.
>I'm leaving
>I'm tired

>>36356718
And for nonverbal
Hello:
>raise hand then lower
>nod
Goodbye:
>Wave hand
>look away akwardly

>Hey
>peace

fyhbujyrikrdthfuckshity

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Hello
>ayy
>sup dude
>bruh

Bye
>ta leme
>ya
>peace dude
>see ya>>36357355

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Hey
Hi
Hello
Sup
Yo
Wazzup nigga

Peace
See yah
Alright bye
Good bye

No matter what I say it still sounds cringe and forced

>>36357434
That's fucking gay anon.
Original too.

Hello:"what can I get for you"
Goodbye: "have a good one"

If people attempt to get me off script I get soo pissed off man :(

Hello:
>oh, uh hey
>hmm? Oh, hi
I'm almost always caught off guard by hellos because I can't recognize people's faces

Goodbye:
>see ya later
>bye
>g'bye

>>36357448
What do you mean? This is how people s-speak right?

>>36357407
ayy is the shittest way to greet somebody

hello
>hey

goodbye
>see ya later

>>36357479
You are so fucking retarded anon. Dont even try anymore. Stop it.

>>36356094
North England? Manchester way

Hello:
>hey
>oh hey
Goodbye:
>seeya
>bye
>arighdenseeya

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>>36357500
Why are you being so mean with me anon?

is it because im a girl(male)

Hello:
>alright cock'

Goodbye:
>In abit
>see ya

Greetings
>Ey
>'sup
>'ow's it goin'
>mornin'
I add bro to them if I feel like being a bit more friendly.

Goodbyes
>See ya
>Later
>See ya 'round
>watch out for bear traps
>stay safe

>>36357553
Pathetic. Pretending to be a girl is a new low on my list.

>>36356094
>whatsup
or simplified to
>sup

>later

or if someone says "see you later"
>not if I see you first

Hello:
>Yo
>Hey

Goodbye:
>Seeya
>Goodbye

>>36356137
>oboi

>not again

Turn 360 and walk backwards into them

Hello:
>whit like
>hoos it
>alrecht pal

Goodbye:
>guidbye
>cheers
>bye for noo

it felt wrong writing like this here

Hard mode
Hello:
>owzthisel
>artawreet

Goodbye:
>alsithy

>>36357702
Im gunna guess scotland???

>>36356221
>salam allekum
Kekd

>>36357863
ay, northeast scotland

its a bit different than normal dialect

For hello
>their name
>"whats gucci my nigger"
>"hello" in the blandest most ironic way possible
>super secret handshake that everyone knows
>"who is that", "whom mans is this"
Goodbye
>crab walk away without saying anything
>totally not gay peck on the lips
>"bye"
>xd

>>36356094
Hello: wadduuuuup in a low monotone voice.

Bye: peace.

simple.

>>36356221
>doesn't know how to properly spell the greeting to praise the great Allah

Shitposter is shit

Hello:
>Aye wuz poppin B?
>how's it cracking playa?

Goodbye:
>catch ya later B
>al rato ese

hey how ya doin *shake hands*

nice seeing you *shakes hands*

Hello:
>Hey
>Sup
>Yo

Goodbye:
>Later
>Adios
>See ya

How is this supposes to work? Make a random guess? Just reply with a place on earth that speaks english?

>>36356094
>Hello
>Hey
>Hola

>Bye
>See you
>Hasta luego

Am I the only one who actually says the word "hello"?
I didn't think it was that weird or anything. Maybe a little overly formal...

>>36358015
New York?

Hello:
Eyyy
Hey man, what's up?
How's it going?

Goodbye:
Seeya
Alright, talk to ya later

>>36358108
I always say "hello" and have started to wonder lately if it sounds too stiff.

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>Hey
>What's up
>How are you doing

>buhbye
>take it easy
>see ya

>>36358108
>>36358142
Im not gunna lie, saying hello does come across abit too 'stiff'.

>>36356307
northeast US? NYC? Bkln/queens?

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Hello:
>Yo
>Hey
>What's up
>How's it goin'
>How you been

Bye:
>See ya [round/later]
>Deuces
>Take care

>"Hello"
>"mornin"
>"evenin"
>"Bye"
All said in a monotone voice like the charming person I am

for greeting
>attention please
>may I please have your attention?

parting
>t-thank you...
>y-you too

Hello
>hey
>hey, x
>hey x, what's up?

Goodbye
>see ya
>see ya later

About as bland as I am.

>>36356094
Hello:
>Hey
>Yo

Goodbye:
>See ya later
>Have a nice one

>>36358420
Somewhere southeast
>>36358100
Spic latin american country or california

>yep
>how's it goin bud(s)?
>buds
>gas the kikes

>see ya
>later
>bye
>bout to fuck off

>>36356094
Hello:
>Hola
>Quihubo

Goodbye:
>Chao
>Hasta luego

>>36356094
I'm from New York. Brooklyn specifically. Never lived anywhere else.

greetings
>Waddup
>what's good
>how's it goin'
>mornin'
>hey
Or I'll just nod respectfully

farewells
>later
>peace
>take it easy
I say that one probably the most generally I'd say
>have a good one
>get home safe
>peace out

Hello

> Hey man
> Heyyyy
> Hello
> Raises chin sharply

Bye
> Cya (x)
> Gnight
>Later (rarely)

Hello
>Hey
>Yo
>Bruh

Goodbye
>BYE
>Peace bruh
>Catch me later

>>36359109
I guess reverse nod is the correct term

>>36356311
filthy cockney

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hello:
>hi

goodbye
>bye

Hello:
Hey
Alright
Whats gwanin

Goodbye:
Cya
Later

OP your phrases are manc as fuck how can you be from london

Hello
> bonjour
> salut
> bonsoir
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (use it only with some of my friends)

Goodbye
> au revoir
> salut
> tarplu

Hello
Howdy, sup, sup pup

Goodbye
Cya