/britfeel/ DID and heroin edition

>>36355909
first for boy done good, nice and comfy op well done

>>36355937
Yeah I will lad it would be my pleasure

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>>36355909
Isle of white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys won't DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

Now people will have to try and keep it alive for the next 6-7 hours until the normies wake up.

>>36356001
It's good to have you back

>>36355894

Advertising my stream, some faggot kept telling me and others to stop posting- didn't even mention sage or present a proper agrument as to why so I just flamed the shit out of him, implied he was low test and should just give up and become a woman...

Anyone else self harm or used to? I havent for over a year but I've been getting the urge today.

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Go to sleep
Stay up
Have a drink
Its on me

working late are you

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>>36356026
late night NEET squad usually have our backs

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Why are we awake at this hour then lads?

>>36356001
Why do people even make these shitty tv shows

on't people know the average age of the typical TV watcher is like fucking 50+ these days

>>36356116
I woke up at 2am.

>>36356116
My nan, sister and mum are keeping me up talking about /Goodfellas/ ffs

>>36356116
If I sleep I'll dream again and want to kill myself.

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>>36356026
Better keep posting boys.
Wouldn't want me to pack it up now ;)

>>36356145

... The pizza?

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Limmy's Show - What is it you say again?: https://youtu.be/zk9wCAc4Jzs

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>>36356172
I think it's time for some cheeky reliant robins pics

>>36356073
I used to when I was younger, then had a bad time a few months back and had at it again

iif anyone wants some chat invite code is for discord is /rJHAh

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>>36356259

Anyone got his "The Death Toll rises" vine? Fuck I loved that one

>>36356274
How bad senpai? Whereabouts on you?

>>36356259
post the "whats yer 'hing" compilation.

>>36356259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQAjGmPtlN0
love this set, its pretty much art

>>36356333
OK bossman, whatever you say
https://youtu.be/itKhvrUekDs
Speaking of, what's yer 'hing lads?

>>36356310
nothing too severe, just a blade to the arm, bit of pain bit of blood, but before that i'd gone apeshit and trashed my front room, but it wasn't enough so I started on things I loved, that wasn't enough, so I started on myself

this film is spoopy!

british people have cool accents

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>>36356467
Stay save anon! We'll be here to make you feel better when it's over.

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>>36356489
We also have cool cars

>>36356496
>>we

kek top

>>36356548
>another overly forced meme
Please stop

>>36356463
I've cut all over, including my wrists because I'm a massive retard. Also had to go to hospital because cut too deep. Have emo scars for life.

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>>36356572
We both know it;s not going to happen

night shift lad

llllllllllllllllllllj

>first date with a lad
>our friends introduce each other and we talk on IM avoiding the subject of being gay
>finally ask him out to a movie, he's 16, i'm 17
>finally hold his hand after sweaty 20mins of the movie
>he kisses me at the end

I miss him lads.

>>36356638
Eugh, a homosexual

can t sleep

dreams of being raped by creeper at work

>>36356638
Did you shag him you adorable faggot?

>>36356587
it used to be more hitting myself when I was younger, but I fucked my right hand up after a bit so had to change my MO, it's good now because I can just introduce it to a solid object a few times and can cause pain pretty easily, but sometimes i need more

>>36356738
After a couple of dates, yeah. It was the best sex I ever had. We were running in the front garden and he was so loud during sex I thought he'll wake up the neighbours.
Different times, the 00's.

>>36356364
As a former dryliner who used to interact with plasterers daily I gotta say Limmy seems pretty bang on with this.

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L: origi

>>36356865
What chinese cartoon is that?

>>36356874
>What chinese cartoon is that?
Basically /r9k/ the show

https://myanimelist.net/anime/1210/NHK_ni_Youkoso

What are your opinions on call centers?

>>36356902
Oh i watched that back in secondary.

>>36356935
Good way to make a buck

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check this out, a thundercats sword
>oh it's great being a manchild and a wagie
cuts to me ordering it next payday

>>36357115
>One Ring- Lord of the Rings (lotr)
>was 4.99 now is 0.00

What did they mean by this?

>>36357115
lol windows 10

>>36357154
I didn't even see that I was too caught up in thundercats sword and imagining charging round the house with it.
it says it's a free gift with any lotr purchase
>>36357156
I know,i don't know whether to try something new as it's fucking horrendous to use

>>36357154
I could get a lotr anduril keyring for 2.99 and get the ring and the sword
i'll be invincible

anyone else enjoy eating their own cum

>>36357546
>anyone else enjoy eating their own cum
no

>>36357546
nah and desu I wouldn't even suck my own dick if I had the chance

>>36357546
its nowhere near as bad as women make it out to be

Might stay up til 9 lads go wild haha

Making some nugs and chips at 5:11am.

On a scale from madman to absolute madman, how much of a madman am i?

>>36357856
are you the same mad man that had them last night, if so noice. is it a nightly thing?

>>36357907
Yes, it's the second time in a row. It's only because ive become nocturnal recently and i miss dinner.

movie fucking sucked. DID gives you magical powers apparently

>>36357932
>movie fucking sucked
what about the end bit anon?

>>36357847
hardcore lunatic.
my housemates just come downstairs, yawning his head off, making me yawn now desu. think it's a final smoke then off to bed
>>36357926
yeah my sleeping pattern has gone out the window since being off work. it's great. i'll give myself 5 week of bliss then have a week to reset.

The chips got all stuck to the foil in the tray for some reason.

Never happened before.

Lads, do deaf people hear Tinnitus?

>>36358171
when I moved out I didn't have any baking trays so wrapped tinfoil round 1 of the shelves,think I had a few stick but not the lot
is the meal salvagable

>>36358273
Yeah it's fine some of the chips got squashed and shit, just odd. I turn them 10 minutes in but this time they were already stuck by then.

>>36358184
ye
tinnitus is caused by vibrations inside the body
hence deaf people can hear it

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EnqSqw_c_vI

Cant find the one with subs...

>>36358184
Hi anon
Very interesting question. Thank you for asking it.

I do not know if this issue has ever been formally studied, but I can tell you the predominant thinking in that regard among the tinnitus clinicians and researchers who ought to know.

In order have tinnitus you must have an auditory memory, which means that people who are born profoundly deaf in both ears cannot have tinnitus.

Conversely it is likely that 100% of those individuals who have acquired profound deafness will have tinnitus. Whether or not it is at all loud is variable. Indeed, some might have to purposely seek it in order to hear it. Moreover, whether or not it is at all bothersome is also variable. But 100% of people with acquired profound deafness will have tinnitus.

Dr. Stephen Nagler

>>36357961
end bit was worst bit.

>>36358365
>end bit was worst bit.
no u

>>36358298
ah well at least you still get to enjoy your din dins
>>36358365
>>36358414
what film you 2 on about? I remember talk of it in the last thread but can't remember the name

How many of you lads are going to stay up till tonight or at least try to?

How many are just giving up and sleeping?

>>36358604
>what film you 2 on about?
SPLIT

>>36358615
Awake and will be until tonight. Not a problem.

Added the ex on the ol' 'book. Let's see if he bites.

>>36358615
I love my bed i'm not giving in i'm going to embrace it. still got a couple hours in me though
ah hence the talk of DID
>>36358666
checked

>>36358695
are you a girl (male)?

O R I G I N A L L Y

>>36358624
>ah hence the talk of DID
was meant for you in 36358712

Do any of you play monster hunter? Ive got generations and im like 3 hours in but it's kind of boring playing alone, but ive probably missed the boat on low-level online play.

>>36358725
I'm a guy (male)

Of FUCK OFF UNORIGINAL COMMENT

Time to sleep. I hope to god I dont dream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4nJ1YEAp4

>start a college course today
>didn't get to sleep all night

going to be on edge all day lads please kill me

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I'm not from Britain but I have a story about a brit I recently met if you care to read it:

>be Canadian
>I was on the train coming back from a vacation (it takes 2 days)
>first night this britsh lad sits next to me, he seems around my age (23)
>he unloaded his luggage than grabbed a six pack of beer
>he cracks one open and askes where I'm heading
>"just heading back home to Winnipeg, what about you"
>he began to tell me that he was going to backpack around Canada
>then he started asking me a bunch of questions about Canada, it felt oddly good talking about how nice Canada really is
>he then tried to tell me that Brits can drink harder than Canadians
>"is that a challenge?"
>"I guess so m8" he laughed
>so we agreed to have a drinking competition on the bar cart after dinner
>we continued on talking and ate dinner together
>we walked to the bar cart and got a table in the skydome thing so you can admire the veiw outside the train
>we hammered back beer after beer and the rule was first one to puke looses
>I, the great Canadian inevitably beat him at 16 beers
>we laughed and had a great time together for the next day until my stop
>when we got to Winnipeg the train took a 2 hour break so I offered to show him around the city a little bit
>we got lunch and walked around downtown
>I showed him my apartment and gave him a litre of my homemade beer to take on the train

It was nice to have a britsh friend for 2 days

>>36359099
bonding over beers sounds pretty comfy lad, as does the 2 day train journey
tbf he prob let you win the drinking contest so as to be a gracious guest, we're kind like that.
i'm only teasing.
how do you do your homebrew?, I've used kits to make cider, and have made some top notch elderflower wine before

>>36359099
so you didnt even fugg him?
lame

fuck it, bump time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7cPWhvHbxM

It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but you didn't even know
Wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me
Will eventually be a memory of a time tfw

>>36359654
I still love that album

fuck it
let's see if I get rewarded for this bump
odds I have a wank then go to bed
evens spliff then bed

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Absolute state of this ui lads.

I'm supposed to learn Egyptian hieroglyphics to browse an item screen.

>>36359958
I spy with my little eye something beginning with M
it's 1 of 3 I recognise, you wanna guess the other 2
F R
V D H

an american girl who i'm friends with online is on holiday in amsterdam and she wants me to go there so she can take my virginity. should I?

>>36360056
No idea what you were trying to say mate.

>>36360097
yeah it is pretty late, i'm more or less spouting gibberish at this point, sorry lad

>tfw a beautiful bit of morning sunlight bursts through your windows

>chatting to young (legal) girl online, we might meet for coffee
>finally see a picture and she's fat

Fucks sake. It's not even the le nerdy girl type of fat. She just looks stupid.

haven't had a shit in 4 days - thought my bowels were doing good for the last few months. Hope I don't regress back into not pooping for 1-2 weeks at a time like I used to.

>>36360684
What is legal to you?

>up at 5:30am
>feed pupper, then take him for a 3 mile walk through the woods
>get home, he goes back to bed
>watch some anime

whats your morning routine like, lads?

>>36360751
My morning routine is going to sleep and waking up at 4pm

Haven't even left the house yet and I've already had enough of work. The 4 day weekend reminded me of the NEET life that once was.

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which one of you is this
origamiblocks

>>36360751
Go to sleep at a random hour
Wake up many hours later feeling groggy and shit
proceed to do nothing but timewaste all day while feeling like shite

>>36360684
so fucking what? take what you can get lad. i kinda prefer chubby girls anyway

>>36360777
checked
i'm doing the same lad, off to bed now

Bumping.

Still playing monster hunter here.

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>>36355909
>tfw you wan to puke your guts up because you have had too much whisky and not enough sleep
did anon deliver ?
Is Lars now Britfeel cumdimpster or have you all just emtptied your balls over Robin

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Feel actual shit lads. Was off last night and got in a complete state with the drink last night. (on my own.) Just because I was feeling a little down. Actual joke of a life I've got.

That said, up early, bacon roll and some nevermind the buzzcocks re-watching.
Mark Lamarr best host.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsaRgNxdNjc

i'm sick of just wearing jeans and hoodies all the time. what should i wear instead?

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Must have been a great honour for Donald Trump to have met Xi

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>>36361512
chinos and jumpers?

Top band lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUOsYXRxrWs

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>>36361257

I did, but no one responded to my posts, I visted Harbury and Southam, the lake was inaccessible.

Here was Harbury

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>>36361567

and he was the big church in Southam

come on boys its wageslave time

>>36361609
You know it baby. Sat at my desk and ready for 8 hours and 10 minutes of thinking of ways I could die. I'm liking this new Korea beef cause maybe a missile will hit me or some shit.

>>36360851
I almost watched an anime once.

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>>36361609
Not for me lad. Day off.
And even if it was, I work nights.

Thinking if I feel better later on might call the lads and see if they wanna go spelunking.

>>36361573
thanks anon couldnt find the britfeel post from last night and was too wasted when I got home to look
Those Churches are comfy
not a Christian but there is just something so quintessentially English and comfy about old churches
The one where I grew up had its spire renovated recently and I missed the bells when walking to Mums for Sunday lunch

Hate the day after you've cut your nails. It's just uncomfy and you can't hit little switches easily.

>come across the instragram of one of your favourite pornstars from a few years ago
>she started piling on the pounds and now constantly goes on about her body positivity
>constantly refers to herself as a "sex worker" and how it's such a respectable career because it's the current year
tbf I'll probably still have a great wank to her insta when I get home later but it's so disappointing, she was such a perfect 10/10 cutie pie before

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>>36361609
I'm slaving this afternoon, really don't want to go desu~

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What is /brits/ favourite bands?

Urusei Yatsura is my top band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZksFjV23qYw

>tfw drinking tea and it burns your mouth and throat.

feels nice

>>36362010
At the moment, probably a three way tie between
>Hocus Pocus, French jazzy hiphop group
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UgbC02BYHo
>Oingo Boingo, 80s electropop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y0lLwLxVX8
>The Rifles, northern indie rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNgKabtwwpE

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>it's another dream about britfeel and one of the posters

>>36362010
In terms of a band it would probably have to be Dream Theater in terms of sheer number of times listened to.
Really lost interest after Portnoy left though, they became terrible live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4WAc6mUNT0


David Bowie is my artistfu tho

>>36362010
I only listen to SOPHIE and the nier automata OST

>>36362086
>one of the posters

You can't just leave us hanging lad, spill.

>>36361957
post her instagram name lad

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>>36362059
I hated tea till I was about. 23. No idea why, I guess I was probably too Americanised because off all the books I was reading always had people drinking coffee, and at uni it was basically coffee, coffee, coffee.

>>36362071
Never really listened to Hocus Pocus.
People recommend him because I like alt-hip hop from the early 00s like Hymies Basement and Pyramidi. Might check him out.

>liking Oingo Boingo songs outside of Little Girls.
Good lad, they've got a pretty decent collection of songs.

>the rifles.
Good band. Seen them live just after no love lost came out.

>>36362086
I like Bowie, but feel like his best work was when he was chilling with Iggy in Berlin.

Not so keen on Dream Theater. Nothing against 'metal'. I like stuff like Deafhaven, Jesu etc, so it's not elitism, just they never did it for me.

>>36362129
Just youtubed SOPHIE. Not for me. I like my electronic but that was pretty garbage lad.

Nier Automata ost was alright from what I remember. It atleast worked with the game. Haven't listened to it outside of playing.

>>36362146
https://www.instagram.com/polarbong/
this comment is 100% legit

really want a girl to sit on my face and shove my tongue in her arse

>>36362160
If you like Hocus Pocus, try looking into their lead guy 20syl, he's got a lot more recent output. It's a lot more remixy but it's all quality stuff.

It's half past nine, I've returned my key to my landlord and I'm on the way to the homeless shelter to register myself. Got about 60 quid.

Hows this money best spent?

I'm thinking sleeping bag and some gloves/scarf.

It gets cold at night and I doubt they'll get me a place to stay, long waiting list.

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>>36362165
Eating ass leads to disease lad.
Also pink eye.
AND A BAD FUCKING TASTE.
You don't want it as much as you think.

>>36362190
Sleeping bag, a liner for the bag, a thick jacket from primark and have yourself one last big meal.

>>36362134
Well, the board was giving me lots of insulting (You) because me and sakulad couldn't figure out how to put a flatpack bookshelf together, but there were loooads of tiny pieces and it was more like a jigsaw.

Also shipposter kept texting me asking when we were coming to the pub and it made me really anxious because the bookshelf was gonna take ages.

Mad times, mad times.

>>36362192
Lies. My exes asses always tasted yummy. Just gotta scrub well. Some days I'd do it after they came back from the gym they were all self conscious but honestly it just smelt like skin.

Not vaginas on the other hand are fucking gross

>>36362190
Why the fuck did you return the key and become voluntarily homeless? Should have claimed squatter's rights.

What's the long term plan? If there isn't one besides homelessness, then bite a woman in the mouth in view of the police and get yourself sectioned or imprisoned. Roof over your head, three squares a day and all the spice you could want.

>>36362192
that's only if she isn't clean. if she is freshly showered then theres no problem.

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>>36362224
>>36362232
Fair enough lads. Can't say it's something I'll ever be partaking in though.

Continue enjoying to eat ass though I guess.

>>36362190
If you don't have a job apply to as many as you can while you still look passable as not homeless. The longer you wait the more homeless you'll look and the less likely you will be able to get one.

>>36362208
Definitely the sleeping bag then. Is there a shop cheaper than primarrk?

I was thinking also a drink to help me sleep but then again i will need money in the future for toothpaste, wet wipes etc. So I'm really afraid to spend it...

>>36362190
little bit of weed to distract yourself from the cold nights

sleeping bag and bin liners

non-perishable food stuffs with high energy

switchblade or knife or something similar

thick coat

Not looking forward to checking my bank account. Bought a fair amount of beer on card over the weekend.

>>36362262
>drink to sleep
slipperly slope lad. You start that, you'll want a nightcap everynight.

>Cheaper than primark.
Supermarket clothing? I don't know. Pep and Co maybe?

>>36362279
>tfw never take my card out drinking for this reason.
I take out 150 and that's my limit lad. Even if it means walking home.

>>36362225
>Bite a woman i the mouth

Hah is that the first thing that comes to mind when you're trying to get yourself arrested?

Anyway i think i prefer freedom to shelter. Sitting in a cell all day doing nothing seems worse than sleeping rough but being able to walk the streets, go to a library, post on r9k

>>36362273

>Homeless man has 60 quid
>Someone suggests he uses it for weed

Stoners, not even once.

>>36362299
you dont know many homeless people

smoking weed on the coldest nights helps you ignore the cold and sleep, very old little trick

>>36362313
it's a very short term solution, I'd rather go and get a sleeping bag of some sort or go to a charity shop and buy some old packing blankets and bin liners to keep them dry

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>>36362287

Thanks there is actually a pep and co here! Never been inside before.

Anyway some Jehovah's witnesses gave me this. Sitting in the park now reading it.

also homeless guy, dont expect to be at the shelter all too often unless youre chad and the other people there AND the staff take a liking to you

your main priority should be finding a place away from being bothered in urban wooded areas or unblocked-off tunnels or something similar if the shelter falls through

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>>36362225
Never spent time in a cell have you lad.

It's fucking freezing. He's better on the streets.

can any of you lads recommend some good documentaries?

>>36362347
Are you the one who's legal stay ended?

>>36362343

also portable charger is a MUST if you think youre gonna use your electronics

>>36362368
Mulan lad

is there anything worse than hearing british people use the word 'dude'

>>36362389
maybe a Tarp as well, if you have space somewhere you can string it up to give a shelter

>>36362389
Shit i just realised i don't have a charger... Fffffuk how can i charge my phone

>>36362387
cousin was homeless for a few months before my psychopathic mum finally took him in

>>36362404
Yes. Hearing americans say 'Senpai'

Might as well namefag. Hope it's okay to document the story of a robot becoming homeless here.

I cannot bring myself to ask people for money. Should be interesting at least.

>>36362409
either you waste a good chunk of your money on a portable usb brick that you can charge at the library or you dont

>>36362433
think you could sell enough shit to buy a terrible car to live in?
as long as it actually drives you should be fine

>>36362433
If you're sat on the street anyway just have an empty cup left out. You might not get much but you don't have to ask and might at least get something.

>>36362433

How did you become homeless?

As recently as yesterday you still had a tenancy

>>36362433
if you sit in the city center dont expect many handouts but do expect more sickening abuse than you thought humans had a capacity for just because you look unwashed and "undesirable"

>>36362350
>Never spent time in a cell have you lad.

I have actually, it was fine. Just the one though when I started working for the prison service.

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Sunny again today lads, I don't want to be awake though, not motivated to even watch anything right now, just existing

>>36362453
Get a job Slobadan

theres literally no excuse for being homeless in 2017

get in a hostel and get yourself a fucking shit job, i know people that literally cant spell or do basic math and they still work minimum wage jobs

if ur homeless its because u arent willing to apply yourself and accept a shit job just to get you on ur feet

>>36362462
>>36362453

like this cunt right here desu

>>36362474
t. tory from south kent

>>36362443
I have a backpack full of my stuff (toothbrush, deodorant, medication). Nothing to sell. 60 pound cash.

>>36362452
Lost my job. Council won't help with income, housing or anything else. You either need to have kids or be disabled or something. My rent ended and i had to leave.

I'm now going looking for a charger so i can keep posting here....

>>36362514
>Nothing to sell

Unless you cock has wifi and a touch screen, you have something to sell

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>>36362461
Wash your car bud!
hope you have a good day

>>36362514

The job centre would have paid for housing benefit, and given you UC on top of that

>>36362514
>medication

oh my sweet summer child i hope it isnt important or youre fucked when the gp refuses to see a hobo

>>36362474
I have out my CV to about 60 entry positions. There are no jobs available. Without a fixed abode you can't get a job so now it's too late.

>>36362523
No phone is enough to pay for a car though. And besides I'm pretty sure a phone is a useful thing to have if you're homeless.

>>36362544

Why didn't you get on JSA as soon as you lost your job?

>>36362572
don't you have to wait a certain amount of time after losing your job to get bennies?

>>36362499
how am i wrong though? ANYBODY can get a job, im not saying its going to be a nice one but if ur holding out for a 'nice job' while being homeless then you only have yourself to blame when you dont get one

when i was 16 my parents forced me to work shit jobs while i studied to teach me the value of money, i absolutely fucking hated every single hour of it but it worked as intended. it made me realize that if i let my self be a lazy piece of shit thats what my life will be forever, working slave like jobs for shit people that only ever offer minimum pay but instead i finished my degree and got my self a respectable job

>>36362581

No, you can get it day 1 if you lose your job. I think it's 6 months if you quit though.

>>36362581
No, you fucking dickhead, you go in the same day and say you're unemployed and at risk of becoming homeless.

This is bullshit, you clearly aren't homeless if you didn't even check if you're eligible for bennies let alone actually apply for them.

>>36362588

No, that's not true, and certainly not at short notice.

You're either a boomer or a troll

>>36362572
Do you seriously think i chose to live out on the streets? I'm not an addict and i have been trying to avoid this for the last few months. There is no help for people like me look it up on the gov website.

>>36362588
>daddy got me a job with his connections

fuck off normie cunt and get your head out your dreamworld arse, ive applied for over 300 jobs in my life and only gotten 3, thats 1 in every 100 shit tier job like cleaning loos at a nightclub or something, and im only 20

>>36362595
I'm not homeless anon, but I thought that was the case, chill your damn beans. In any case you wont get a quick payout from the JC unless you beg them for an advance on your bennies

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>Bin men haven't emptied my bin
>Have literally emptied everyone elses

>>36362613
Everyone universally can get JSA.

You can also get enough housing benefits to pay for a bedsit.

>>36362609
you think you cant get a job? forget the CV, walk in to a bunch of your local factories and tell them you'll work for minimum wage and i guarantee you'll have a job

it'll be a shit job and you'll be surrounded by foreigners but you'll be getting paid, none of you use ur initiative

>>36362622

councils usually have a website for 'missed' collections, they should be back within 4 days.

>>36362633
again, FUCK OFF NORMIE

>>36362622
>bin men tip over a bunch of bins
>massive mess all over the street
>they just leave

>>36362633
>walk in to a bunch of your local factories

Security/police would escort you out if you did that.

>>36362648
They're not allowed to pick rubbish up off the floor. Health & Safety.

>>36362622
Serves you right for having your bin overflowing (ie. lid didn't fully close)

>>36362616
>useless lazy cunt who thinks hes hard done by when really hes the only reason for his shitty experiences

my dad didnt get me a job you twat, also if you applied for over 300 jobs and only got 3 then you were clearly applying for jobs that were way out of your league

>>36362658
hmm ah yes surely leaving me trying to cram another weeks worth of rubbish into the bin will solve my overflowing bin problem

Really stimulates the noggin.

>>36362625
I had someone come over to my rented bedroom said housing benefit should be able to cover it. Turns out they couldn't. Also i couldn't move anywhere else because i didn't have a guarantor.

Anyway i really need to find a charger now.

>>36362653
literally no they wouldnt, just walk into the reception and speak to them

you'd be surprised how many places would even offer to pay you off the books cash in hand, seriously i know people that have done this im not just saying it for fun

you all complain about being jobless if you genuinely want a job and dont care about the pay you can have one in under 24 hours.

>>36362670
you assume too much you fucking normie cunt i hope you get crushed by a train

>>36362616
So join a temp agency.

Why the fuck are you competing with poles who'll work sub-minimum wage? Get day work filing and photocopying, or taking messages for middle managers. We have loads of them.

>>36362686
Where do you live? The issue with chargers is that brick and mortar shops tend to be overpriced but I guess you don't have a choice.

>>36362703
put your dummy back in you gigantic babby, no wonder you got denied from 300 jobs you useless human

Nihao yinggan

chi fan le ma?

>>36362708
dont even reason with him lad, hes obviously a lazy cunt who doesnt really want to work

>Be assistant manager of DFS
>Some cunt comes in asking to speak to manager
>Manager is out so he gets sent to me
"Have you got any jobs?"
>Tell him we are, and to apply online
"I can start today, I can start today!"
>Tell him that's not how it works
"I'll work minimum wage"
>Tell him that's great, and to apply online
>He offers to work for free 'on trial' from today
>Retarded and has no basic concept of insurance
>Gets banned from DFS nationwide after continuing his scene

Don't listen to the faggot saying "Just walk in and shake the managers hand" like it's 1970s New York

>>36362719
Not him but It took me over a year to get my first job, I only applied for jobs I was capable or qualified to do and it still took me that long

>>36362719
this board isnt for people like you who breeze through life with no effort or care for the world

normies like you dont deserve all the things that are handed to you in life on a silver platter

try having schizophrenia, or try being disabled, etc, you dont know shit about anything apart from "lol bee urselof wolk in2 fctree Xd"

How can people deny globalisation and immigration have depressed wages when I've seen it first hand?

In 1990 my dad made 18,000 as a tool setter. (37,000 in todays money)

Last year he retired, he made 16,000

>>36362686
you can charge your stuff in a cafe, pub, library. library is your best bet to not get kicked out without buying anything. s'long as you don't look outwardly hobo they probably won't trouble you.

also keep yourself well kept where possible because it makes a difference to how people receive you.

you don't have any friends who will let you crash on their sofas whilst you sort yourself out?

>>36362744
what about if you shake the managers dick?

>>36362744
>DFS

yeh of course its not gonna work at a huge fucking company like that you twat, now go to a standalone factory and that'd work 100%

i have friends who have done the exact same thing at a clothing packaging factory and kebab meat factory. as i said both are awful jobs but the fact is they walked in and offered their services for minimum wage and were taken up on it

>>36362722

Ni hao, Hanyu xuesheng.

Are you the guy studying your 200 quid course?

I'd be up for practising on skype or something else if you drop your name.

>>36362775
>lol its easy to get a job if there are jobs in your area

have you ever considered there are places without those factories and farms with illegal immigrants and other shit?

>>36362779
Yes, not got a mic tho unfortunately.

>>36362775

There is no need to do shitty illegally low wage work while there are bennies.

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Guys i did it!

Got a free tea and charger in a cafe.

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Any Yorkshire robots wanna hang out, I'm organizing a meet up next month. One person is interested so far and sent me an email, thought I might as well ask here.

Shoot me an email if you wanna chill with some robots, I'll be making a skype chat for us I'll send you my account name when you email me.

[email protected]

>>36362756
>people like you who breeze through life

wait being worked like a slave to earn money while studying is 'breezing through life with no effort'? do you even realize what you're saying.. the point is i worked harder than you cunts complaining about not having jobs and it paid off

nothing was handed to me on a silver platter, everything i have is because i applied my time appropriately from day 1 i didnt just sit at home complaining i fucking went to work and i got my degree

you only have yourselves to blame tbchwy

>>36362827
>posts another baby-boomer like ramble like its 1970

seriously fuck off

>>36362813
except there is, because it gets you on the employment ladder

if 2 people apply for a job and one has an experience of 2 years at mcdonalds drive through and the other has 5 years unemployed getting 100 quid of bennies every week who do you think they'll want to employ?

>>36362809

add lucidtrucker, we can make a group then

>>36362869
you got steam instead?

>tfw no private skyscraper rooftop to relax on

any of you lads see the irony of a guy typing like an inbred illiterate chad saying he got a degree?

what a joke

>>36362846
so what do you expect then? what makes you so different to anyone whos willing to dedicate a few years of their life in a shitty situation just to reap the rewards a bit later down the line?

do you feel like the world owes you a favour? well guess what the world doesnt owe you shit so you can either keep sitting on ur fat arse complaining about how unfair it is or you can get yourself into gear and create your own opportunities

you can tell me to fuck off all you want but im right, you arent trying hard enough and if you were you'd be employed

>>36362852
>implying McDonalds jobs are easy to get or low value to employers

McDonalds is a global corporation that has a rigorous hiring process and full on training program. You may not think it from the spackers who work in your local franchise, but that is solid experience on the CV for people without qualifications for example.

And working on the drive through is a promotion.

>>36362890
i have a job you retarded reprobate

>>36362894
alright then you can change the job title to literally whatever you want and the same still applies, you won be chosen ahead of anyone with genuine work experience if all you've done is claim bennies

>>36362883
That would be pretty comfy. Something about being high up is just pleasant to me. Maybe it's because if I'm at the top then no one can be looking down on me so I don't feel like I'm as watched.

>>36362896
well then what are you complaining for then you dumb cunt

>>36362881

I do but haven't used it in about 3 years, I'll see if I remember my password

>>36362343
bizarre question but are you in Essex? benches look similar.

lads realistically how long can i live off 750k gbp inheritance? i'm 24 atm will that secure me for life

>>36362970
hope you lose it all rich cunt

>>36362970

Buy a house outright for 250k, then that's 10k/year for life with no rent/mortgage

>>36362697
I know that you're right lad because I've done it myself, at 6th form I was working down the local industrial estate just doing dogsbody work for cash in hand

/r9k/ has this fascination with being 'oppressed' by some invisible force, no better than the feminists they despise. It's like they actively don't want people to get out of the rut they're in

>>36362970
Give it all to me I'll be your accountant and it will last for life.

>>36362970
Well it's going to be 450k after inheritance tax ;)

>>36362970
I wouldn't look at it like that, I would look at buying a house outright

>>36362684
go to the tip then

>>36362970
Buy 300,000 euromillions tickets

Turn that inheritance into millions

>Mummy May making a statement at 11:15

Immigrants getting gassed?

>>36362757
it's a myth that immigration has depressed wages. Anyone clued in knows that it's automation that has done it

>>36362999
>It's a myth
>Literally explained how it isn't with first hand experience

ah yes

>>36362988
750k is post deduction

Is becoming a sole trader a meme?

>>36363015
>Being that rich
>No knowing how to dodge the tax

Get your parents to set up a trust you mong. That's what mine are doing.

Probably a General Election being announced in 20 mins lads, are you ready?

>>36363045

Tories will get 470 seats

>>36363045
Why would May trigger a GE when her approval rating is through the roof?

There's no one to challenge her.

Voting intention is like: Tory: 40%, Labour: 20%, Lib Dems: 10%, UKIP: 10%

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>let my mum fill out a questionaire for me
>Sexual orientation she answered "Straight male"

>>36363045
I'm not ready, more politics shitting everything up just for tories to win more seats, great

I'm so glad I'm off work today, people must be going berserk trying to get information out of Downing Street

>>36363059

So that she can reduce labour to 75 seats

Is May announcing WW3?

>Yesterday britfeel has referendum
>'No politics unless major event happens'
>People rejoice at no more politics
>This morning major political event
>Political talk resumes

>May to announce that Enoch Powell has come back from the dead.

>>36363089
its pretty hilarious, bet mummy may was looking at britfeel last night and thought she would mess with us some more

>guy inheriting 750k isnt immediately investing in africa and becoming an oligarch/warlord

General election June 8th

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I know who i'm voting for lads

Mummy May is making an announcement at 11:15, topic not announced. On BBC Parliament and news site

>>36363118
poleaboo getting deported

May to announce all remainers are being hunted down and driven into the sea

BURN THE LORDS

HANG THE QUEEN

VIVA PRESIDENT MAY

>>36363140
doubt an MP would be given the scoop Tbh mate I think you're telling porkies

ELECTION CONFIRMED
fuuccck

GENERAL ELECTION 8 JUNE

HOLEY FUGGGGG

Tories: Want to replace British people with Pakis

Labour: Want to replace British people with Pakis

Lib Dems: Want to replace British people with Pakis

Green: Want to replace British people with Pakis

UKIP: Fruitcakes and loons

Who to vote for?

B A S E D

>THE CITY OF CORBYN

S N A P E L E C T I O N

guess im voting tory to secure brexit

>>36363113
He holds milk really well.

>no one has time to campaign
>may essentially wins a longer term

wew

>>36363210
>Not UKIP

>>36363226
not without farage

Labour BTFO

who /ex-TorybutnowLibDems/ here

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>>36363240
good lad lib dems are /ourparty/

I know literally nothing about what any of the parties stand for, can somebody give me a quick rundown?

>>36363262
>>36363240
Why vote for the libdems? They're pro immigration cucks

>>36363210

This, Never been a fan of May, but this is the only way we'll get a hard brexit

I'm not sure I care about elections and shit anymore though. I just want the most interesting thing to happen now so I have something to watch. Lib Dem surge could be fun but seeing what Corbyn would actually do could be interesting aswell. UKIP has lost Farrage so they're just a bit boring now.
Whats the most fun outcome we can hope for?

PROF CURTICE ON BBC LADS

>>36363210
>tfw SNP safe seat
wouldn't mind running as an independent for keks

>>36363274
*Backflips behind you and snaps your neck*

Stay. Down.

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>>36363274
>hes a racist
>he doesn't realize his dentist is polish and his doctor is a egyptian
>he doesn't see the benefits of a diverse and multi-culutured britain

Thread theme is now officially https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vvYc6q7-Os

Anyone else old enough to remember this?

lads LADS im voting labour or green, how much does it trigger you?

>>36363318
im not even voting :^)

>>36363265

>Labour
Pro immigration, pro bennies

>Lib dems
want to revoke article 50

>Tories
Secretly cucks, but hate the EU as much as UKIP

>UKIP
basically even posher tories

>Green
Lunatics with about 1% of the vote

why does this ugly frog faced cunt on the news blink so much

Any gay lads here up for posting their boipuccis just as a joke haha.

>>36363274
I'd rather have white immigration from eastern Europe than Rasheed and his extended family coming in from the commonwealth, fuck off

going to pop out to the shops in a bit to get a drink and snack in for the footy tonight desu

any proper lads here from /sp/?

>>36363357
You'll be getting both if you vote for the Cuck Dems

>>36363383
what part of the foxes are you from lad

>>36363384
good. Fact of the matter is Britain's farming relies on Eastern European immigration. Unlike you I actually work in policy and Brexit will fuck the UK royally - forget all this 'countries are queueing up to make trade deals with us' the only significant flow of income is between the US-UK-EU and that will end if we get a hard brexit without guarantees for the UK's services industry.

With regards to immigration its the fault of the government for not controlling it, there are controls that can be put in place and they have chosen not to. As I said, I would much rather white immigration from Europe than brown immigration from the commonwealth

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>>36363389
I live in Greater Leicester tbphwy

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>>36363175
IS THIS THE END OF MUMMY MAY?!?!!?!

>>36363417
>Fact of the matter is Britain's farming relies on Eastern European immigration

They should pay better wages then

>>36363421
>he doesnt support forest

how is muslim-land

>>36363435
the cost will be passed on to you, demand for british goods will decrease and we'll have to rely on imports

ah yes very smart

basic fucking economics you sponge

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New watch lads.

25 quid off the 'bay

>>36363454
>the cost will be passed on to you

"If we stop slavery, the cotton will be more expensive!"

>>36363457
looks smart lad

>>36363457
you were robbed frankly

>>36363454
good to know you support modern slavery

>leftists

>>36363443
>implying anyone in the east midlands actually supports their local teams

everyone unironically supports your big premier league clubs, no doubt some children started supporting leicester after last season, but literally never seen a Forest shirt in my life and I live pretty close to Nottinghamshire

>>36363462
not sure what point you've even attempted to make here

fact of the matter is there are jobs that British people aren't doing that is being happily supplied by foreign labour which keeps British goods in supply and in demand

>>36363489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjJWU0OheZo

WEAR THE FOX WEAR THE BLUE

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>>36363503
Shite bag may wants out, but doesn't want to quit.

>>36363492
british people can't compete with migrants who often get paid below minimum wage. how fucking naive are you?

>>36363492

I'd rather pay more for food then live in the presence of slavic untermensch.

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>>36363489
>everyone unironically supports your big premier league clubs
Same in Scotland.

>Everyone in Scotland supports celtic, rangers, chelsea or man utd.

>be a hibby, lived in leith, seen more celtic strips than hibs strips.

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Nationalism is a spook lads

How we gonna deal with 5 more years of Tories killing the NHS and making disabled people commit suicide lads?

>>36363432
>Tories have a 20 point lead over Labour in nearly all polls
Yeah she's done for

>>36363546
Cash in hand jobs make up less than 0.5% of enjoyment.

Also there are plenty of Brits who would take up those jobs.

You idiots really need to stop the "they do the jobs we won't do" myth. You think we can't scrub toilets or do some gardening?

Do immigrants have some kind of toilet scrubbing education that we can't get here?

>>36363546
farmers can't afford to pay the wages that British people demand

>>36363640
That's why she wants the election now.
Labour have no time to canvas, no one is ready and everyone will still be unsure in June.

May is a smart sneaky cunt.

>>36363627
>tfw seeing people posting on FB about how the NHS needs to end.

PEOPLE ACTUALLY BUY THE PRIVATE HEALTHCARE MEME.
I can't wait till they are all homeless because they broke their fucking toe and then whine on FB it costs so much for healthcare.

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Who needs Labour when you've got """"Conservatives""""" like this?

Endless torie rule
Endless torie rule
Endless torie rule

>>36363667
I know you're a bit thick mate, but you have to understand that a) immigrants are more willing to work for less and b) immigrants have lower outgoings because they live with 5 other blokes in a 1 bedroom bedsit

Have you ever wondered why polish builders are so cheap? It's because they fucking slave away for 12 hours a day, and still make more money than they would back home. British workers simply can't compete when they have a higher cost of living to begin with

>>36363672
you mean farmers can't afford the pay the wages that British law demands

>farmers can't afford wages
>let's increase the minimum wage!

>>36363740
well what do you think the minimum wage should be?

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Where do I sign up to work in the Gulag lads?

The fact that immigrants are willing to work for less money isn't a pro, it's a big fat con.

We shouldn't allow them here because they push wages down. Employers only pay what employees demand.

semi skilled labour and skilled labour wages have more than halved in the last 20 years.

>>36363791
http://www.labour.org.uk/pages/contact

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>The British left will be forced to vote for Labour
>Corbyn is pro Brexit

The absolute STATE of remain right now.

>>36363791
STATE
SPONSORED
GIRLFRIENDS
HERE
WE
COME

>>36363836
They'll probably be munters. I'd rather be alone.

i'm voting for Xi

>>36363851
This. Though if they offered hookers on the NHS I might vote for them

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>>36361979
be a good boi and do your best.
>>36362461
be a meme and learn youtube philosophy :)
>>36363045
>>36363292
I LOVE ELECTIONS YES YES TALK TO ME JOHN CURTICE TELL ME YOUR SECRETS.

mai waifu lads wanna hit me UP UP UP with that cheeky post???

Homeless britbot update

So i managed to buy a coat from primark for 15 pounds.

Spoke to a few other homeless people trying to get some tips, they're all on crack or smack, barely made sense. They did say they make 60 a day begging which they spend getting high.

Still trying to buy a charger For less than 20 can you believe this shit

>>36363888
I thought you were in a cafe earlier charging your phone?

>>36363045
I'm going to be in Spain on that date. Guess I'll have to apply for a postal vote

>>36363888
>they're all on crack or smack

How long before you're on it too and blowing old men for a tenner?

>>36363888
>So i managed to buy a coat from primark for 15 pounds.

M8

>>36363489
i'm from nottingham and everyone i know supports forest or notts, also know loads of mansfield town supporters