Post a description of yourself. The first anon with the same

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internet faggot who is a little cool (f)

i'm a fcuking gay nigger

I've got long dirty blonde hair, blue eyes (neither dark nor pale), pale skin (but not Snow White), I'm skinny, 5"10, about 128 lbs. (guess saying I'm skinny is redundant) and I'm beautiful (male)

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I am an overweight heterosexual male.

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I'm an obese weeaboo NEET with no hobbies and an equal amount of friends

i'm a shy submissive boy

I'm an average straight male who's pretty boring and doesn't understand other people on this board despite having browsed it for years.

>>36355145
>>36355195
Well this was the worst possible outcome.

>>36355222
oh boy, hi new husband

I'm a lost soul looking for an angelic leader to follow. I went to the local church like you said but you weren't there

I'm a 5'7 dude with blonde hair, blue eyes, and an unhealthy obsession with coffee

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>>36355265
You don't have to suffer, anon. You're only paired for life if you've got the same numbers and now no one else will get 22's so I'm alone forever.

I look like an anime protagonist, im a dick but try to be a good person.

I'm 6'1" and like anime and video games, I can read Japanese

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>>36355293
>>36355363
Follow me, i shall lead you to failures.

But we will have lots of fun in between.

>>36355394
>>h-hai anon
>>are you a boi?
>>this is me >>36355184
What do you think?

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There's something odd about her, perhaps it's her sense of comradery or perhaps it's simply a feeling of shame. But nonetheless, people tend to treat her like family, while jealousy consumes them.

>>36355265
>>36355362
Oh wait I thought it was last two digits I guess you're my butt slave for life. Sorry anon.

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I'm a large ugly black guy who wishes he was a cute girl.

I do nothing but watch youtube/cartoons/tv and play video games.

>>36355098
>>36355468
>lesbians
no fucking way
>>36355478
nice try jamal

>>36354950
>schizophrenic
>fat
>gender dysphoria
>long black hair
>pasty white skin
>thick glasses
>smells like onion
>addicted to /r9k/

>>36355410
What sort of anime protagonist are you like? You're not.. a demon or anything right? I feel worried communicating to people on this board but I felt compelled to reach out..

depressed antagonist that has pretty big dick and is apparently 8/10

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>>36355529
TFW NO ONE GOT 9 BEFORE ME

>>36355478
I-I don't want to be blacked, senpai
also I heard black guys have bigger wieners... it would hurt my bum.

>>36355508

I'm a faggot jew but at least I'm skinny

bpd fucking cuck who gets attatched to people he doesn't know and has a shitton of parental and self esteem issues, as well as anxiety which is why I stay on 4chan because no one can know who i am

>>36354950
Young skinnyfat white boi with big butt

Likes: Videogames, Porn, the Outdoors
Dislikes: Math, Humidity, Women

>>36354950
semi attractive normalfag streetwear college dropout with an athletic build that has degraded since i haven't been to the gym in forever

>>36355582
oh yeah forgot to say, cunt who looks anorexic but is just really skinny and feminine, also I like to trap because I'm a bi fag

im a tall lanklet blackbot that likes cars and hamsters as well as other rodents
someone please be my gf

I am desperate to fuck anything just let me drain your balls baby

>>36355527
I meant appearance wise. Brown eyes, brown hair, ok face. White, etc. No, im mostly human. Are you very religious? Catholic or what?

Dont worry, you can always stop replying to others if it bothers you.

>>36355620
>>36355590
h-hi
origiolo

>>36355611
Looks like we're married Anon. You can be the wife

>>36355529
*sucks your dick dry*

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>>36354950
stubborn autist who wants to make shit and do things but is much better about thinking about doing things than finishing them

>>36355695
mmm baby me likey

>skinnyfat ranga
>glasses
>agoraphobic
>talks to self in public when overwhelmed with anxiety
>likes hiding under computer desk and in cupboards

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I'm a drawfag slav 185cm, slightly overweight.
I don't drink, smoke or watch pop culture garbage and I have traditional values, I don't want to lose my virginity before marriage and I expect the same from the girl.
I also read alot and my favourite book is Mrozek's Tango.
I also have depression and I developed trust issues.

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18, 5'5, pale as fuck, dark brown hair (looks like light yagami's but darker), hazel eyes, no chin, about average weight.

also i tend to wear dark skinny jeans, dress shirts and sweater vests.

I'm just some dude who lurks r9k. I study most of the day and play cards. I am also Heterosexual.

>>36355675
Hello there bf

will you hold my hand

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I'm kind of a sarcastic asshole but I genuinely want to be a better person and help people.

>>36355743
What do you draw? Can you teach me how to get better?

>>36355783

>>36355669
It's hard to explain. We have to get married in a Catholic Church though, if that helps.
You sound like a nice person.. if there's anywhere more private you'd like to talk, I'll open up more about who I am and we can see how compatible we are

>>36354950
Im a loser, most robot would discern failed normie but i think i only got lucky those couple years.
Im very lonely and often misunderstood which is why i lose internet friends and real life aquantences interest/push them away.
I really really like video games.
All kinds of games, i play them all.
Im very mentally unstable from the last decade of my life.
I cant trust people or feel safe opening up as most tend to not care or use it against me.
I come to r9k to talk to robots but i rarely get any responses and it makes my day to see some one reply positvely or agree somberly with my feels posting.

Any one else grow up in a toxic and mentally ill family.
I think it played a big part in me being a quite aloof and ultimately judgemental person.

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>>36355920
Were already doing the /soc/ thing so heres a pic from a ways back at a LAN part with some HS friends

>>36355920
>>36355700

fuck you I'm not gay I want a divorce

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>>36355472
looks like it. could be fun?

I'm 5'9, wavy/ringleted dark brown hair, brown eyes, male. I'm a shut in that works part time caring for his mom, I enjoy night walks, vidya of all sorts, music of all sorts, and playing with my fuzzy little doggo. I grow medical pot and enjoy doing recreational drugs from time to time including benzos and opiate painkillers because every day of my life is literal physical and mental pain.

Fat, acne faced, pale jew with a wavy afro and very blue eyes. I highest I've ever been rated was a 3/10, but another anon came along and said that he was being generous. My favorite thing in the entire world is making other people laugh. I would have utterly given up on life if I didn't love my family as much as I do. I have no drive to succeed, but I haven't really been happy in a long time either.

>>36356010
Can we be friends anon?
Im not gay either just please play vidya with me.

>>36356111
oh shit trips

no

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>>36354950
I'm 180ish lbs and gaining mostly due to the amount of drinking I do, I used to be semi /fit/, I'm 5"10' ish, I'm a uni student going for a meme degree and I spend most my time watching anime and shitposting, I have a shit job through my parents

>>36355529
Hey anon, this is me here >>36356106. It would be cool to have a room mate I'm married to for Tax reasons. You can either go join the Big gay 9 orgy or have on platonic marriage.

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>>36355880
I just draw stuff requested in draw threads on different boards, I have no idea how to explain how to draw properly since I never really followed any guides my self, I usually just experiment with each drawing and learn what makes it better and use it in future drawings.
This is my old drawing of Q from Street Fighter someone on /v/ requested.
I am not a great artist but I'm improving.

>>36355669
Come back.. our numbers matched so let's give fate a chance.

19
5'10
200lb
Medium length dark brown hair, dark brown eyes
lightly tanned skin
Hairy, athletic body
Bit of acne desu
Average benis

>White
>Medium/short brown/red hair
>Hazel eyes
>5'11"
>115-130lbs usually
>Weak as a noodle
>No stamina
>Really pale
>Shut in
>5/10 face at best

6'3'' skeleton with brown curly hair and brown eyes
i've also got a dimple on my left cheek

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>>36355812
yes I will hold your hand

Average Asian american male, 5'8'', 165 lbs.
Enjoys old games and nostalgic media, music with a good beat and firearms.

>>36356197
>>36355912
Sure. Let me check.

[email protected] we can start there. However dont get your hopes high, talk me just if you want someone to chat. Im religious too, in a sense.

>>36354950

im piscis and im a mess.

i feel like a ghost.

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>5'7
>bearmode
>brown hair
>masculine face
>hazel eyes
>deep voice that gets lady's panties wet

who's single and ready to mingle

>>36356196
Your art looks great. Would you like to talk sometime? My Discord is Fuji#0553

>>36356456
Whose a fag and ready to shag

>>36356251

im 6,4 slender, black hair, brown eyes too.

mmm, i speak spanish

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>>36354950
I'm a border line /fit/ 5'8 Black dude with. 6.5-7" cock. Curely black hair going bald at the front with a noticeable distorted hairline and head shape.

No one wants to be my bf

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>look white but actually hispanic
>5'4"
>dark curly hair
>hazel eyes
>130 lbs
>personality varies a lot depending on the situation
>average benis, but on my smaller frame it looks bigger r-right?
>likes to obsessively play/listen to folk influenced music

who do i get

male, i like to take dick

6'2"
Brown eyes
Brown hair
8/10
Fucked multiple girls
Never had a GF

No longer play video games constantly, but would still enjoy playing them..

Whom's my bitch then? because I'mma make them wear cat ears, a tail and a maid outfit.

>>36354950
I have enternal hatred.for the normie since I was a schoolboy.
I like music. Good stuff, any genre, as long as its good. I wish someone would play Mount and Blade Warband with me.

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I dont feel like typing

>>36356573
>>36356583
ahhh fick

I'm gay
I write erotic gay stories
Hi

Giant fat KHV NEET.

>>36356057
>could be fun?
Depends on what your idea of fun is desu

>5'9"
>greenish eyes
>really blond in the summer, darker in the winter
>7.5/10
>supervirgin
>200
>i'll take dick, why not

what poor soul got my sorry ass

extremely fat, bigoted and judgemental female (female)

short and lazy as well, only positive is I'm well employed

>>36355341
first one and you belong with
>>36356251


>>36356371
you get
>>36356581

>>36356591
come here bitch, be my livein doormat
>>36357011


excluded as replies
>>36355611
>>36356111

I'm a female who enjoys cute anime and cute rps. I draw a lot and write smut

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I'm a 5/10 white guy in the back of society in SoCal
I'm pretty bland to look at, but once you get to know me, you'll know that I'm playful and like cute things
I'm bicurious and am from a Lutheran family from South Dakota
Let's get to know each other ;)

>>36357086
Do you have any contacts?

>>36357604
Do you got Discord? Which part of SoCal?

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8/10 guy with a 12 o clock shadow, 160 lbs of muscle, visible abs, and can bench lmao1plate.

I'm incredibly social when around other people, but in reality I just want to keep to myself and not talk to anyone. I go straight to uni and come back home.

I'm also a huge fucking weeb with a soft spot for bunnies

>>36357086
Do you take commissions?

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>>36358531
No discord, but email or kik. I could make one if you prefer. I'm near San Bernardino <3

>>36358728
>that picture
That you overlord Chocola?

Chubby, hairy, eurofag-american manlet with a spanking dom fetish.

C'mon firm bubble butt traps

>>36356618
You won't be KHV for much longer. Soon you'll just be KH

Love >>36358778

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>6'3"
>7+ inch dick
>fap to girls (male) in cute clothing

>>36358748
No. Just one on her underlings

Slightly young looking guy, no defining features, 5'9", consistently bored, seeking part-time employment.

Sweet bipolar puppy dog who just wants to be held while I cry and then given a good dicking to make me feel better. Also I am very jealous and extremely monogamous.

I have a /fit/ bubble butt in progress but my roastie kinda ruins everything :3

>>36354950
I'm small and work as a waiter at a classy restaurant. (m)

>>36354950
6'3"
Not Skinny Not Fat
W H Y T E M A L E
History, Music, and Vidya

Please don't be gay please don't be gay

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>>36358887
bipolar is pretty cute honestly, I knew one that would always get mad and be mean to me then would be dying for cock like 30 minutes later

Good fun imo

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>>36354950
Big boi with a deep voice and a love for art. Pic related is basically me. Someone please marry me.

>>36358887
I fucking love bipolar women. They have a irl tsundere feel to them and it's cute imo

Tall mentally semi stable loner who spends majority of the day listening to music. (24/M/US)

Is this how people make internet friends?

a fucking loser loner guy who is getting older and uglier by the minute and is addicted to videya and 4chan and is not a virgin but has given up all hope of ever seeing a vaginal again

please ladies no reason to cut in line

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>>36358934
I mostly go from being really sad to extremely bouncy and bubbly, but I'm horny during both moods so issall good.

Pic is my butt because I crave positive affirmation on my appearance due to being very self depreciating. It's kind od old but one of my favorites :3c

Am >>36358887

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skinny

video games and sci fi anime

cute messy short red hair (the good kind of red hair) and freckles

glasses

this thread is inherently flawed because then marriage will only be a one-way thing, or the first person with any given last digit will have a harem of spouses but anyway

>5'2"
>90 lbs
>girl (female)
>south asian but I get mistaken for middle eastern
>don't like talking
>spend all my time alone by choice

>>36359097
Hi you're my wife now hope you like girls

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>>36359081
That probably works a bit better than getting mad at people like my friend did, kinda made it hard on them, the hypersexual behavior that usually comes with BPD is nice to try and satisfy too

Your butt is nice though, would fap on cam for you

5'0" 94lbs grill.
Kinda a bitch but enjoys the thought of cuddling.

I kinda like this soc shit as long as it stays robot exclusive.

>>36359114
>>36359081
please put some pants on or we can't get married

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I'm a brown eyed, tanned skinned (not a poo in the loo, Italian decent) sexually confused feminine male who has deep fantasy's of being forced to be a trap. I like to draw and would love to do it as a career, I also like doing magic mushroom and smoking green sometimes.

>>36359172
Hey, sorry you're stuck with me. Nice eyes. Are they yours?

5'8 sexually confused white boi
I like vidya, shit that explodes, and slight of hand knick knacks (yoyos and butterfly knifes)

>>36354950
>Skinny
>whitest in the neighborhood
>speak fluent spanish and english
>computer software guy

>A living cartoon nerd with a bit of spic desu

>>36359167
Okay but

Clothes are the devil and I hate wearing them 3:

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>words can't describe him
>pics can

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>>36355572
>>36359172

I'LL NEVER BE WITH A FILTHY JEW, FUCK YOU, YOU CAUSED THE DEATH OF MY FAMILY.

>>36359203
Forgot to mention I'm 145lb skinny fat

>>36356840
>>36359130

hello new husband!

>>36359236
>>36359206
With enough faggotry this might work out

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>>36359200
Yes they're my eyes Jude, I'll be with you but it'll be a dead relationship and I'll constantly be trying to gas you.

We could be a fun sitcom

>>36359239
You took my wife's roll asshole!

>>36358531
>>36358728
Well Anon, if you ever come back to the thread, my anonymous email is [email protected] if you want to chat. I have to go to bed now~

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>>36359085
pls someone roll an 85

>>36359317
hey least you get this, technically
>>36359172

>>36359284
Where did I say I was jewish? I hate jews. If I could I'd make them into unleavened bread. Fuck jews.

Now that we have something in common (hatred of jews), maybe this won't go downhill.

I'm a slightly pale skinned, green eyed French-American (muh heritage) male living in New York City.

I'm not into men but I can make the exception for Traps, albeit gay. That being said, I could care less what gender or 'being' you are, whatever rows your boat.

I don't have any particular interesting hobbies. Just the normal ie music, vidya, and so forth.

>>36359393
Oh there's another post with my digits, link me to your post.

>>36358932
>>36359172
Same Last digit, or am I retarded? Is it last two?

>Post a description of yourself. The first anon with the same last digit as you will be your new husband/wife. It doesnt matter how gay it is.

>>36359456

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>>36359496
I'm confused to, I guess you're right forgive my retardation and illiteracy.

Maybe you can teach me a lesson to make me more observant next time, master

>>36359583
I could teach you if you posted your contact info.

Most sluts I train need to learn their place. It's good you already know it

>>36355508
lol every thread

just be my gf already

>grill who's pale af
>has black hair and brown eyes
>Height : 5'3
>pursuing an applied math major in uni

>>36359703
Are you in the uk, because I've always wanted to meet a bot in the uk

>>36359781
Unfortunately not. From the East Coast of the States.

>>36355341
my new husband

> russian
> gypsy
> retard
> 163 cm

Creepy little douchebag

>>36359802
Well fuck it anon, oh well.

We could of gone camping and I could of drawn a picture of you as the sun sets. We could of sat close to each other as the night grows colder and during the night I could of left my own tent to join you in yours because I got lonely and wanted someone to hold me.

But that's life I guess.

>>36359881
Fuck. Why do you have to make our breakup so painful? We weren't even dating and I'm depressed.

You're tearing me apart anon

>>36359912
I'll miss you anon, I just wish you could smile like you use to. Maybe one day we can be together, but for now fate has divided us.

I love you anon.

>skeleton
>hunched
>hispanic who can't speak spanish
>bad teeth
>wear glasses
>boring as fuck

>>36359817
Well I guess you have to join me (>>36358887) and >>36359097 but I want most of the attention okay

>>36359771
Oh shit. Hello, wife. So you're mathematician, huh? That's perfect, because I can't read.
>>36358971

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I'm like the driver but instead of driving I take pictures of chipmunks

>>36359949
I love you too.

It's going to be hard to get over, what we had. I'll look at other people and think back to that time in 17' when we were so young and adventurous. I'll reminisce on that night out hiking forever, as the happiest I've ever been. Those listless summer days, basking in the sunlight. Our anniversaries. But as I lay in my hospital bed, minutes away from my final dance with the big cat upstairs, I'll never forget when it all ended.

Thank you anon.

I am a 20-year-old white male. I am 5'9" (175cm), and weigh around 180lb (82kg). I have short black hair (to brow length), blue eyes, and olive skin. I play the guitar and harmonica (though my harmonica is broken at the moment). I study Japanese. I speak English and Spanish. I have a history with powerlifting, but no longer lift. I enjoy foreign musicians like Johnny Flynn and The Pillows.

I am located in Southern California.

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>>36354950
This is a dangerous game to play.

In any case, I'm 6'3", white, and out of shape, with ruddy blonde hair.

I also exist in a constant state of agitation. Women are the chief objects of my affection, but in recent years, no doubt due to my self-imposed isolation and loneliness, damn near anything remotely feminine, or resembling the female form, is sufficient to draw my eye.

You'd better be cute.

>>36360098
I can't stop laughing anon

thanks for this

>>36359999
hey. yeah training to be one
>>>36359771

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>>36354950
I'm a chubby strong wanna be powerlifter that cries about tfw no gf

>>36359085
I rolled a 55 (>>36360055). I think it is based on last digits, not last two.

I wear glasses too. Are you near-sighted as well?

What kind of games do you like to play? I have been playing Rainbow 6: Siege and Stellaris lately.

What else are you into? Also, I think we're partners now.

>>36359953
I waited a solid hour for this,
That's an hour I'll never get back.

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>>36360196
Yeah near sighted.

I'm playing Persona, and recently been playing Bloodborne and Nioh. Might pick up Nier.

I like reading, and anime (mostly feature length stuff). I play the drums pretty well, since I was a kid.

I'm in SoCal too, funny enough.

>>36354950
18. Male. Boring and depressed.
Slight manlet as well, but I'm told I have a pretty nice face. Yearning for a gf.

6'3 horny shitskin insomniac

>>36360171
So am I supposed to meet your parents now or are we just gonna do this without getting your old man's blessings?

>>36354950
I'm tall, lift weights and a little chubby so overall large person.

White, blue eyes, brown hair, buzz cut, no piercings or tattoos. wear a necklace with a cross and a promise ring.

Think I might be actually autistic, not all that bad socially but sperg out sometimes and have to read body language purposefully.

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>>36354950

i'm a latino fat manlet, 22, failed sex life (only 1 gf, only girl that fucked with me), almost lvl 90 attack on oldschool runescape

:3

I sat here for a good ten minuetes thinking what to write about myself and couldn't think of anything but I guess that pretty much sums me up.

>>36360477
Nice dubs, we're plenty alike already!

I haven't tried any of the Persona games, but I've played bits of the Souls titles (Demon Souls and Dark Souls). I wonder if I might like the dating sim elements of Persona titles, or if they're cringy.

What do you like to read? I'm not well-versed in literature myself, beyond a few common 'essential' novels and copious amounts of manga.

I noticed you've posted gifs from Akira-- and I never watched it. I downloaded it a while back too, but still haven't seen it. Is it your favorite film? My favorite anime film is Redline.

>>36360747
Also, got a 7 after your 7. It was meant to be!

>>36360529
>>36360579
I want an original divorce

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>>36360798

I'm not gay, anon!

oreganoocmomnjsndjad

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>>36360672
Jesus christ... What a fucking intro. Guess we're a couple now.

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23 (f), no friends, never had a bf, virgin, hs dropout, i like my yaoi mangos, i dont play games
>tfw too far down the rabbit hole nobody would ever want to try their luck with me

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>>36360917
I don't wish to try my luck but I wish to see what yaoi doujins you can send my way so I can fap to them

a useless bum living with life support

19, gay brown dude, 6'0, 170lb, been described on average an 8/10. /mu/tant, /fa/ggot, runner, biology student, insomniac, mild alcoholic, mild sex addict. Animu and vidya are cool too I guess

Let's give this a whirl

teenage girl larping as a nazi in 1933
i dream of strangling niggers with their oversized dicks

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Wasted life

>5'8''
>105lbs currently (i forget to eat sometimes)
>short blonde hair, undercut for fashion+low maintenance
>pale skin, green eyes
>used to swim, still in okay shape minus 35lbs
>still shave body hair out of habit (i don't really grow much to begin with
>thick rimmed glasses because I have terrible eyesight
>piano hands
>use seasonal lotions/bodywash from bath and body works because i like to smell good for no one

male(male) but i secretly want to be cuteno clue if im gay tho

>>36361055
Tell me more, do you fuck the niggers like a degenerate or do you just kill them?

>>36360747
>>36360781
you're so clingy, omg i dont like this

>>36361072
Thats gross, I would never fuck a nog. Waste my germanic genes on mudsharking.. shameful..

19 yo, female, virgin, introvert, average looking, into math
>hurr durr robogirls dont exist
man fuck off

>>36361099
Good, I hate niggers too

So what else does the roleplaying involve? Just hating niggers all day?

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>>36361074
It's more enjoyable to be playful, don't you think? Divorce settlements are surely not for playful people, my love. Wouldn't you agree?

>>36361126
Pretty much. Dreaming of a white ethnostate. Day of the rope. All that good stuff.

>>36361149
How can I sign up? This sounds fun to not only hear about, but to discuss and take part in too

I'll give you an email if you want to hate nigs with me

>>36361163
You must be old, I only use emails to sign up for other sites.

>>36361064
i forgot to add that i don't really understand how the thread works. Do i link myself to the person with the same number as me or do i wait until someone links me?

i like fighting games, both 4x and grand strategy, and i'm really good at league of legends. I also like to write amateur film reviews that i immediately delete because i know no one would bother reading it

>>36361193
It's an easy way to contact so I can send an easier contact you dork

I'm not old, I just wanna go back to the good ol' days

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>>36360747
They aren't so bad if you know Japan already, pretty normal High School romance type stuff.

I like to read philosophy, mostly. I like Walden and

It's up there. Probably second only to Princess Mononoke. Redline is great as well.

Are you in school? Do you work?

>>36361215
Why not just send easier contact here?

>>36361222
I just realized I didn't scroll back up to add the second book I was thinking of. I was going to add Fear and Trembling.

This thread still going? Bored by most people I want a internet gf to be mentally fucked up with me.

>>36361251
Don't want the nigs to get me

No I guess I can do discord, Purpa#1032

>>36361300
Typo? Discord says your username doesn't exist

>>36360910
I can be a good housewife. You go work and I will stay home and look after our retarded son.

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>>36361203
>Do i link myself to the person with the same number as me or do i wait until someone links me?

I believe it goes both ways.

>>36361222
>tfw someone probably pretended to be you.

I think I would understand Persona easily enough. My only qualms would be if it had Disgaea-tier writing, and since they're both made by Atlus...

I have little knowledge about philosophy, and don't know about the author(s)/book(s) you've listed, though I feel I've heard of them before.

I think I'll make some time for Akira sometime this week, when I feel an itch for it.

I'm not sure if I've seen Mononoke, but if I have, it was in the distant past.

I work at a clothing/accessories retailer early in the morning, but I'd like to do something else. Unfortunately, I don't know what. I have an interest in music, but looking at it with a realistic perspective, it is not the easiest path for a career.

What about you? Tell me more about yourself. Also, who is the husband and the wife in this marriage?

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not good at anything, depressed neet, plays shit taste vidya, likes pictures of cats. am boi...
will post discord if you want

>>36354950
>Someone who shouldn't be here.
please let it be a girl please let it be a girl please let it be a girl

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>>36361110
im really bad at math, can it still work?
does it help if we are the same age?
>>36361420 me

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>>36361403
uh, well, what would you like to know? Sorry, I'm bad at giving a description, but I'll answer any questions you have.

I guess it's up to you, anon. I'm kind of a submissive guy, so take that as you will.

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>>36361578
Surprise me.

;^)

I really have no idea how I haven't seen Akira yet. I ride a motorcycle, and the bikes are absolutely wicked. It looks like it has good combat too, I'm sure.

>>36361619
Oh, hey, fuck yeah. I have my M1 and am saving for a bike right now. We should ride together one day, for real.

Uh, I'm 18. I'm a busser at a family restaurant. Several girls have asked me out and I've always said no, so no girlfriend ever for me. I had to go to remedial high school. That's a good starter kit for me.

>>36361403
Hello beautiful!
spolr

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>>36361745
Nice. I've got a 1986 Honda VF500F. Though, I've been sitting on my permit for nearly a year now. I really ought to get my M1 already. My bike needs an adjustment at a shop (weird idle revving problems), but it should be fully functional then.

I wonder how I would do as a busser for a restaurant. I have to go to work at 4 or 5 AM a few days a week and almost always do markdowns, scanning each and every item they want me to scan within a section of the store. In fact, I have to be at work in four hours to do just that. I think it will be an easier day, though.

What do you think about your job? Difficult, pleasant, etc. ?

I'd love to go for a ride sometime when you're able to and/or do something else. I'm in the 626 area code, what about you? City?

>>36361756
I think you're supposed to wait for the next unoccupied person's first post with your number. I'm not sure, OP should have clarified.

Why is AAA contacting me anyway? I don't have AAA for my bike.

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>>36361851
It's a reference to Arcades but I'm happy to fix your tire if you want me to.
>If ya know what I mean.

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>>36361851
Rad, it looks like a cool bike.

That sounds awfully boring, anon.

It's not so bad, I make decent money and it helps me work on socializing. Everyone seems to like me.

951 for me, Temecula. You have a discord or something?

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>>36362017
Get back to the arcades Triple-A. Are you even based in CA?

>Pic related though, for OP.
>>36362024
>That sounds awfully boring, anon.
Yes. It is.

>Temecula, little under 1.5hrs away

JUST

Yeah, I have a Discord account. NC#03 94 . Connect the numbers.

>>36361545
discord is AlwaysTired#8849 if you are still in this thread.

>>36362139
You are so thirsty it's pathetic anon

>>36362105
Yes, actually, I am.
muh autism

>>36362177
Just alone...
Original

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>>36362205
Stop it Tr-triple-A! W-W-We don't have to do this! I have sufficient tread on my tires!

>>36362295
But I want to change your tires,
daddy.

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>>36362329
M-my tread...n-no...

>>36362554
HERE WE GO
>Proceeds to change tires

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22, 130 lbs 6' no friends or hobby. I like math and chess.
Failed life cuz idgaf anymore. Black hair. Prolly gonna end up with a faggot
End it now senpai

I'm fucking retarded and just enlisted with a SEAL contract

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>>36362645
Y-you're a tire!

please no

>>36362825
Done, that will be 20 bucks.
On the house if you do something for me, husbando. ;)

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>>36362854
I'm not married to a Jew! Why do you want 10 dollars from me? Those 5 dollars are completely undeserved! You'll be hearing from my lawyer about the 20 dollars you owe me!

>>36362926
But I only asked for 20
>what iz big deal?

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>>36362941
Here we go again! You only owe me 30 dollars, why can't you make a simple 40 dollar payment? You better cough up that 60 dollars or else I'll have to involve small claims court for the 80 dollars you owe me! It's just 100 dollars!

...Look, look, I'm sure we can put this all past ourselves. You're just trying to do your job Triple-A, I get it. How about you just do one tow-job for me, and this will all be over. Could you tow deeze nuts?

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>>36363075
Wait, why does the price keep changing, is this a divorce order, what the hell is going on?

6'1, 140 lbs, skin as pale as a normal white person about to die, long blonde hair that reaches like mid back or something. also, male

>>36364125
It's a Jew meme. If the Jew is being asked for money, it goes lower and lower.
>Jewlet: Dad, can I have $30?
>Jew: $20? What do you need $10 for?

Perhaps the opposite is true when the Jew is asking money, it goes higher and higher. It makes sense, with usury and all.
>Goy: Here's your $10, Schlomo.
>Jew: $20? Goy, you owe me $30.

>>36354950
I'm a 19yo autistic robot who likes traps and technology and has a 7" uncut dick

>5ft8
>67kg
>albino
>not a complete autist but awkward enough because I can't see shit most of the time

>>36364352
I've heard of the Jew meme before just not that particular joke.

somewhat slothy/glutton banana of an asian guy that's working to become a powerful person that brings better change to the world so he can finance an anime company - thinks he wants 4 kids
>23
>/pol/tard - cultural nationalist
>Has shit taste in vidya (TRPG)
>"pretentious" anime taste
>formerly wanted to be a concert bassist
>shit taste in music
>200% heterosexual
>switch
>doesn't like drinking too much
>enjoys walking/running, swimming, hiking, cycling, tennis, pick up sports
>normie in most senses
>abhors hedonism and thoughtlessness

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Tall, sorta handsome dude who's way too sappy/clingy and has an unhealthy obsession with Berserk.

>>36365750
Fuck man berserk should be the definition of men
I wish I saw the Anime as a kid so I would've grown up looking like him

I will someday buy my mother a nice small house with garden, a thing she has always wanted. After that, I'll take my savings, and ride a bike around Yurop, hermiting around. When winter will come, I will return to the house, help during the Winter and get some part time jobs for four months. Then, repeat. When my mother will be too old to take care of herself, I will stop hermiting, and stay home taking care of her. I will take care of her garden, and maybe build some more chicken coops for eggs that I can sell.

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>>36365813
Exactly, I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. Guts has been my role model for so long, he's my ideal image of a man. I wish I would've seen it sooner too, but like the opening theme says, I don't know why it's too late.

>>36354950
5 9 Hispanic male living in dirt poor condition. I believe in the traditional way of living. My day consist of wage slaving and browsing r9k. I'm a kind person and though I may seem very serious all the time I'm actually pretty silly once if you get to know me.

>>36366075
Guts is the representation of manly. Fucking bad ass as fuck going through any hardship never look back. In the end he realize what he's looking for is freedom.
Fuck I wish his influence was bestowed upon me sooner

>4'11 Goblin with terminal aids
>instead of a penis, just sort of have a twisty cone

We have to consummate our love, anon.

>>36366259
>>36360949
Looks like there's no avoiding it.
We're just gonna have to die together.

>>36355145
Literally XD'd!!!

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>>36366192
Mmhm. Everytime I reread the manga it never ceases to amaze me how bad ass one person can be.

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Knowing my luck in a thread with 234 replies there won't be a single one that matches

Asian girl who spends too much time either watching cartoons or playing video games.

Went through abuse as a kid till a few days actually, but getting treatment for my mental illness.

Good luck future husbando/waifu

>>36364242
Hh-hi husbando?

>>36364352
Pls husbando, come back!

ive turned 18 last week so i dont have to pretend anymore im not underage
im a brunette and my hair is silky af but i want to get permanent curls done so i dont have to spend 30 minutes in the morning
in my room i have a cake face table where i have a light up mirror and a ton of Kat Von D and MAC even though they sadly test on animals but Velvet Teddy owns me
i have a sex tape but im not famous so its just a worthless video
you will never see me without lash extensions because i used to be a thot so i abused my eyelashes now im paying the price
i will only watch netflix if im with someone or if everyone is watching a certain movie/tv show
i look latina but im not sadly
my feet are disguisting because i used to be a dancer and every dancer knows what your feet look like after the season so if you have a foot fetish lol sorry

hope you enjoyed my novel about myself
i feel sorry for whoever matches with me because im the most obnoxious person ever and i love attention but at least i can admit it right?

>>36365750
>>36367250
If you put my grasses on, noting will be wong

I'll give fate a chance.. I'm submissive and want a controlling bf
~~~pls work your match making magic~~~

>>36367288
thank you dont know what that means tho

I have left the social rat race and transcended into an even lonelier existence. I am a Manlet and deeply insecure about it. I lift my feelings away and wageslave so I can hire escorts. Three of my friends have killed themselves and I feel guilty about it.

>>36362655
>>36368675
Do you like to play PS2

>>36354950
A complete and utter retard who fucks up everything he touches and wants nothing more than affection......also likes long walks on the beach.

Cheerful cyborg absurdist who has given up on romantic relationships. Doing my best to git gud at life.