You know your sister love you right? Why don't you reciprocate,

>>36354541
She's a bit busy being dead right now. Maybe later.

>>36354541
>tfw im the sister (male)

Please none of the namefag fake story cancer in this thread

>>36354566
kek'd

Sorry mate

>>36354676
Hey fuck you buddy you're not the content police

>>36354541
>Why don't you reciprocate, hug her

Because I want to pump her full of my semen.

Someone gave a speech at my uni and told me to hug a family member and it pissed me off because it reminded me of these threads but then I thought maybe the universe was telling me something so I hugged my sister and it was weird and terrible, thanks a lot memesters

fucking hate my sister she's an annoying little bitch and she's too much of a normie

She doesn't. Imagine an anon as a brother. What a disappointment.

>>36354701
Stop posting immediately. Do not proceed. This is your only warning.

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>>36354756
Hey you can't tell a deer what to do. The fuck man?

>>36354820
Quickly cease communication. Go no further. No more warnings will come your way.

>>36354754
Why would your brother be anonymous? Why would it be so bad?

All recurring posters leave. Let's try to get in some more original imouto troubles.

>>36354820
So did you massage him or at least touch his dick?

>>36354862
Stop namefagging you fucking homonculus

>>36354916
massaged him. wanted to touch but chickened out. nothing lewd happened. he's in bed now though.

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tfw your brother takes this too far and rapes you.

I did nofap just once a few months ago, it made me realise how fuckable m sister is, and now I can't get the idea out of my head.

I can't see her without wanting to fuck her.
I dream about fucking the hell out of her.
If I hugged her my boner would probably tear through my pants and impale her.

Fuck you, nofap fags.

>>36354885
I am the brother, you silly goon. Lern2comprehend what u read...

>>36354957
Just do it while you stick your tongue down his throat. He won't be able to resist.

>>36355012
Still, why would it be so bad? This may be /r9k/ but at least you're not on /lgbt/ or /mlp/

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She's off at uni now, becoming successful, so i can't. Also,
>she's had sex with a nigger
You expect me to touch her after that? Disgusting

>>36355048
Maybe it's just me. I wanted to be an awesome brother but I was not by any means. She might not care the least.

>>36355067
What a shame. Why didn't you save her?

>>36355092
I'm sure she'll still appreciate a hug and knowing that you love her.

>>36354957
you've touched his crotch before though, haven't you? (over clothes)

>>36355432
yeah but really briefly. easily mistakable for an accident.

>>36355479
>easily mistakable for an accident.
Dont kid yourself.

>>36355479
well you already used his leg to get off, maybe let your hands wander when you go to bed. Otherwise he might think you're selfish

>>36355479
>4:20
Looks like it's time to blaze it
But come on, are you just gonna skirt around this or actually do something? Unless he seems like he'll be the one to do something, you'll have to step your game up.

anyone else love kissy chan?

>>36355533
The trip-dubs have spoken. The boy will be touched tonight

>>36355526
>>36355533
>>36355553
>>36355557
>>36355565
What a really nice set of digits to respond to.

Aniki said not to go too crazy with what I was doing so I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do now. I've kind of back off kissing so much too.

Also no thanks on the weed.

And I don't know why anyone pays attention to me.

>The trip-dubs have spoken. The boy will be touched tonight
maybe. I dunno

>>36355657
So just confess to him. You don't wanna lose him to some filthy homewrecking whore at his workplace, do you?

>>36355657
>Aniki said not to go too crazy with what I was doing
Fine I guess I can translate for you,
Basically he meant "Please stop making me so goddamm hard or else I'll have to fuck you all night long."
Go give him some tongue and his dick will do the rest.

>>36355657
>maybe. I dunno

at least make sure he's asleep and find out what you're dealing with

>>36355657
>Aniki said not to go too crazy with what I was doing
Well sure that could mean he thinks this is a weird phase and doesn't want you to go too far, but it could equally mean he wants it too but either doesn't feel like it's right or that he'd be taking advantage of you. Wouldn't you rather find out then just leave it? Maybe you guys should just talk it out soon

>>36354967
kek
kekerino

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>all these responses saying the same thing

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>>36354967
>rape
still not far enough

>>36355951
don't expect anyone to try to talk you out of it. I'm a femanon btw and I'm not going to encourage lewd things but I still envy you

>>36355951
Have you even talked about it at all? Do you intend to just ignore it?

>>36356013
You don't have an aniki?

>>36356014
We very shortly did. He told me to not go crazy. Not sure how to take it.

>>36356070
>very shortly
I'm not sure if 2 sentences qualifies as talking about it. You can't avoid it forever if you want something to come out of this. He doesn't seem to know what you want, and you need to make what that is clear to him.

>>36356070
I do but he lives a five hour drive from me. I miss him and think about him all the time, but at least we always have a good time whenever we get to see each other I just kinda envy you for how close you are with your aniki

>>36356141
Aww that's far. I couldn't be that far from my aniki ever.

>>36356123
n-no bully

>>36356141
forgot to ask. what kind of stuff do you wanna do to your aniki?

>>36356582
we would cuddle until I was about 13 which I think is a bit older than average, but I still miss it tbqh. For most of my teens I had the occasional wet dream with him in it, and I guess I've thought about him in a lewd way a few times, but I don't anymore. I wouldn't mind affection and kissus. I also want to tell him I think the world of him without making it weird

>>36356582
You know for someone so instant that she's pure you sure do ask a lot of people about the dirty things they want to do to their siblings a lot.

>>36356827
>but I don't anymore.
Don't kid yourself.

>I also want to tell him I think the world of him without making it weird
There's literally nothing wrong and weird with an imouto telling her Onii-chan how much he means to her.

So Johnny Neptune got arrested for extortion or something

>>36358010
How do you even know that?

>>36358151
Because I don't live under a rock
http://www.macon.com/news/local/article140196378.html

My sister is a stupid SJW cunt who I'm pretty sure has a sub 100 IQ at this point
>all college kid lib friends
>tried to shuttalk her husband to me once insisting that she takes care of him despite him driving her around (she doesnt have a licence), owning their house, and paying for most of her things
>was sad about the bomb dropped on FUCKING ISIS earlier
>pretends she's smarter than everyone around her despite dropping out in the tenth grade
>believes anything she reads online and happily regurgitates it
>Insisted that drilling for oils would throw off Earth's gravitational pull to me, with absolute conviction.


I cant reciprocate if she happens to love me, sorry.
Also molested me

>>36358232
Good riddance.
Didn't expect him to be such an old guy though, guess that makes it funnier.

>>36354541
Because my sisters are in their 50's.

>>36358395
Oh well not everyone can have good sisters.

>>36358445
Old sister still deserve love, you monster.

I did on sunday. We just talked about stupid shit, like her job, how the family house is doing, the "ghost" that my younger niece was talking to, as well as her being just a general shit head as most kids are at 3.

She's nice enough and I like her company. Never super close to her though because of half siblings and almost the 10 year age gap.

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I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna hug onii chan.

>>36359736
What happened? Did you die? Did he hug you back?

Y'all can't even bump can you?

>>36354735
You just came up to your sister and hugged her? sharp thinking lad

What constitutes a bump?

We hate each other. She does do my laundry though. So that's a plus.

I hugged her and got a boner. She felt really weird and ran away.

So, she came to wake me up and saw the vibe, but didn't say anything except smirk/smile a little. Then she kissed me on the nose and told me to get dressed. I just got up and she saw that I wasn't wearing any panties and kinda gasped in surprise, but I got pretty embarrassed and quickly put some on.
And now I'm gonna think about that all day.

>>36363008
>gasped in surprise

I missed the other threads. How far have you gone with her?

>>36363098
We've never really done anything except once kiss drunkenly after a party.

>>36363110
what did she think about that?

>>36363123
We've never really talked about it afterwards. And maybe that's just wishful thinking but the kiss was really, uh, passionate. Like, longing. But I guess I could just be projecting.

>>36363176
Well no better time than the present to project your member inside of her and feel what true love is

>>36363227
I don't have a member.
But otherwise, you're right, only that I'm still deathly afraid of fucking our relationship up.

>>36363176
Are you going to pursue? like flirt and stuff?

>>36363283
I guess we've always been jokingly flirty with each other, but anything past that, not really. I'm not sure how to proceed really.

>>36363008
Slight success, could have gone worse

>>36363008
oh snap you actually did it. good job

>>36365139
Thanks! Nothing much happened like I said but still I feel all tingly all day, haha.

because she's a pregnant piece of human garbage.

>>36365335
I bet. Now I'm just waiting for drunk kiss results.

Meanwhile I'm too scared to do anything more than kissing after my aniki told me not to go crazy about all this stuff. I might be overreacting

>>36365438
Yeah, probably no news until Friday, unless I sperg out and confess my undying love to her.

>>36365474
I don't think I could blurt it out just yet, but I kinda wish I would.

But anyways, I'm gonna go lay down with him until he has to go to work (about an hour) so I don't feel too lonely when he's gone all day.

>>36365578
>not telling him to fill you up so that you won't miss him
You're not getting anywhere at this rate.

>>36365722
I dunno I feel that I got pretty far quick. Just a hiccup yesterday is all.

>>36366495
Boy, the whole "nearly getting married" thing must've really had quite an effect on him. At least you won't have to worry about any other girls.

>>36367445
I imagine finding out your fiance has been cheating for a few months. It would be hard on anyone. :(

>>36367806
Better to find out before she can legally take half your shit

>>36367900
So true that you got dubs

>>36355104
I tried. I think that her poor decisions stem from how our father raised us. He always told us not to date/be romantically involved with non-whites so i think she does it to piss him off. Typical roastie immaturity

i just had en epiphany about kissy-chan

>stays home all day
>licker her "aniki's" lips
>cuddles him everynight in bed
>humped his leg

She was a dog all along!

You probably arrive home and your sister not even look at you.

You say the women are not happy in our religion of Islam, but they are our pearls for being protected.

When I arrive home my sisters greet me after one hard day of work and prepare my meal. We talk and we are one happy family.

>>36368556
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
Now this is what I call a twist.

>>36368556
>>36368721
On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody.

>>36368556
I'd play the peanut butter game with her any time

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shit you guys figured me out. can't hide anything from 4chan.

>>36368795
d-d-don't lewd me I'm not used to boys

>>36369016
That's why you use the peanut butter. All you gotta do it lick

>>36354994
Please, No Fap is the only thing that makes me feel better than a normie.

>>36369067
I don't know how to respond to this someone help

>>36369139
You respond by getting your brother to lick you, and then impregnate you.

>>36369139
>>36369166
Watch the ads to see when Skippy goes on sale

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My sister doesn't love me like that.`
It's not natural to make physical contact with your siblings or other family members randomly.

>>36369211
It's not natural to do a lot of thing, but people still do them. Besides, if you start doing it from now on, it won't be random anymore.

>>36369166
I legitimately don't know how to handle flirting with boys like at all. d-d-don't play with my maiden heart

>>36369189
I don't know what this means

>>36369409
You've made some progress, you'll be a next level pervert in no time, I'm sure. You really should talk to him about it.

>>36369504
I meant the peanut butter game thing. it doesn't take much to get me nervous

>talk to him about it
I know I should but that's hard

>>36369556
>That's hard

Yeah, so is his cock after all the kissing and teasing the past few days

>>36369556
>that's hard
That's life, and it's not gonna go away. It will have to come up sooner or later. I don't know where you see yourself with him, but if what you have now is what you want, you don't have to do anything else.

>>36369570
>>36369615
I guess I really should. Maybe I'll actually talk to him tonight.

Also whoever said the peanut butter thing is a bully.

>>36354541
Just did. She asked me if it was a booty call.

>>36369907
Is your sister that much of a slut for everyone?

>>36369907
You said 'yes' and are on your way to fuck her right now, right?

>>36354541
She loves the memory of me, sure.

>>36369934
>>36369966

My imouto is pure you shut your mouth

>>36370389
So pure she assumes that someone who hugs her wants to fuck her.

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Forgot I found this yesterday

>>36370389
Are you gonna fuck her or not?

>>36370459
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUT!

>>36370459
>>36370500
I-I'm not a slut, I just like talking to people.

>>36370617
didn't you want to incest? I call slut

>>36370617
But what about your incestuous lesbian relationship?

>>36370672
>>36370681
Hypothetical incestuous lesbian relationship, pls.
I can't be a virgin and a slut, right?

>>36370712
>Hypothetical
Just shows you're not trying hard enough.

>>36370735
Yeah, I'm a huge pussy about this.

>>36370735
If an incestuous relationship is so easy, why aren't you in one and reporting back anon?

Can I have a new name? I'm tired of this one. Any suggestions?

>>36370712
Or you could look at sex as an activity that doesn't change anything about you and a thing that is worth trying as an experience. It's not that great from the straight side of things. Honestly it disappoints me. I wanted to move on from girls and had sex to prove to myself that I can just be straight and it only made it worse. I want boys emotionally and intimately. I want to feel protected and comfortable because of them, but girls are just so sexy and dirty.

>>36370788
>implying anyone would be interested in being in a relationship with a NEET, even if he was their brother
Besides, there's a more than decent age difference between my sisters and I.

>>36370712
Yeah you can. Take kissychan for example. she wants to play the peanutbutter game with strangers.

>>36370810
I was just about to ask if you were still alive
Is there anything that's happened to you that doesn't happen to many people? Like getting hit by some cars and not being hurt

>>36370810
I understand that sex is an activity, but for most people it's really emotional too, so it's not that easy, it can still go wrong. And that's already assuming she has any interest in sleeping with me in the first place, and wouldn't just think I'm a huge weirdo for the rest of our lives.

>>36370839
Well she is obviously a huge sloot.

>>36370617
...I was there too, I think my post was actually one or two below yours

>>36370825
Oh, so you admit it's hard then anon? Then how about cutting her slack if your too much of a fuck up to set an example

>>36370922
>a huge sloot
How dare you. It's obviously only for her brother.

>>36370922
w-w-wait I am not. Don't listen to anon.

>>36370926
Watch the kids you insufferable cunt

>>36371011
Did you find the peanut butter yet?

>>36370974
The only thing that's hard is my dick. What about you, then? Why aren't you in an incestuous relationship?

>>36370810
Maybe you could go by your first name? I still think of you as Lucy

>>36371037
Only child. My parents didn't try hard enough. But I'm also not railing on anyone for results, you faggot

>>36370416
>he isn't openly flirty with his sister
What are you even doing here?

>>36371011
>>36371029
Don't listen to this guy, get some chocolate syrup and have your brother lick it off your body.

>>36370926
Yeah? You didn't post contact info though, did you?

>>36371004
>>36371011
I'm kinda kidding, kissy.

>>36371060
Oh yeah? Well my sisters live pretty far from me, so I can't do it even if I wanted to.

>>36370885
I can't think of anything to be honest. I don't have an exciting life.

>>36370922
I don't really have a good relationship with my emotions, nor do I have the ability to really express things until they get too big and just explode.

>>36371039
I don't really want to do the first name thing.

>>36371029
She gave a kid a raging boner. I think Laura has done enough damage.

>>36371154
Bunch of degenerates. The whole lot of ya

>>36371029
do you were the bully earlier

>>36371082
to think I was gonna say we could be like sisters

>>36371066
maybe if it was just my finger

>>36371154
That's because she's his size

>>36371202
No, I only take my trip off when I'm bumping

>>36371202
>finger
I was thinking nipples, you know he'd enjoy it a lot more. Or put some on your tongue and tongue wrestle for it.

>>36371082
>kinda

How cold of you

>>36354541
She doesn't love me and I don't love her either

>>36371232
>>36371202
>>36371189
>>36371154
>>36371128
>>36371082
>>36371039
>>36370926
>>36354967
you need to stop posting

>>36371202
We can still be sisters anon. But I'll just say this now, my older sister is off limits.

>>36371273
I wanted to write 'just' ;_;
I'm sorry kissy.

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Is it really that time again?

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>>36371029
Ehh fuckem, there's 4 of us and like 20 of them, we're good, I guess kids just stay home on break
>>36371082
Yea I kinda got cold feet when I realized that it's mean talking to people so I close it out, I don't know what I was thinking up until then
>>36371232
Fuck you
>>36371189
Really?

>>36371387
Yup, really. Pot feels like calling the kettle black today

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>>36371408
cuck
>>36371387
whore

>>36371316
lol it's okay don't worry I'm not actually upset (also I don't turn my trip off in this thread fyi)

>we can be sisters
I have 3 brothers so this makes me squee (the other two are gigantic assholes who don't talk to me)

>>36371257
l-l-lewd

>I can't even handle being lewded on an image board
I'm hopeless

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>>36371189
You're the one to talk. But I think everyone else has you beat.
>>36371232
Junior Keks
>>36371387
Omniphobes get what they deserve.

>>36371447
>I have 3 brothers
Bro-gangbang (brobang?) when?

>>36371128
What about Thicc-chan
Have you heard anything about a job?

>>36371387
Fight me bitch

>>36371447
>I have three brothers
Woah. With you I'd have three sisters, too! (my younger one is 16 though but we get along pretty well)

I'm pretty bad at being lewded too but somehow I love lewdposting tons.

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>>36371506
>>36371447
Attentionwhores are the worst

>>36371497
Not even jokingly. One is a druggie thief the other is an ex-marine asshole.

>>36371517
>I'm pretty bad at being lewded too but somehow I love lewdposting tons.
So you admit to being a literal attention seeking autist

>>36371506
Where did you get Thicc-chan?! :(

Apparently I'm on a short list for a family owned bookstore because "grandma" is going to stop working soon.

The big chain one I applied at said no because they need people to work registers and I don't want to.

>>36371539
Insofar that everyone who likes talking to anons is one? Don't get your panties twisted.

>>36371560
It's just Angry-chan. Pay him no mind

>>36371559
Because Laura says your brain is thicc
That's good, sounds like a nice place

>>36371560
Don't talk to the spiders, they might bite you

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>>36371560
Stop posting, degenerate.
>>36371559
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>>36371589
>Pay him no mind
Says the one who literally paid so much mind to an attentionwhore that he got scammed out of money. Cuck.

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>>36371617
What do you even do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>>36371517
Yeah I like lewdposting but the second someone hits on me or lewds me I drop my spaghetti and don't know how to handle it.

Not that it's negative just muh social phobias

>>36371647
It's a wonder you had the guts to kiss your brother if that's how it's like.

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>>36371618
Hey angry-anon, can you please get a trip so I can filter you? Thanks~

>>36371647
Join the club. First time I cybered with a girl on omegle I hid my face in my hands every few minutes because lewd overload.

>>36371647
>I like being the center of attention: humble bragging edition
>>36371680
>Hey angry-anon, can you please get a trip so I can filter you? Thanks~
If you guys weren't so deluded you'd realize that I'm not the only one who hates you guys.

>>36356827
Listen femanon you need to establish sexual tension first, then start cuddling with him.

You know there are plenty of ways to do this, wear more revealing clothing around him. Bend over infront of him, sit on your knees infront of him casually. Sit on the couch with him. Find ways to see him more and build more sexual tension.

Seriously he wants you to, there is some kinky chemistry going on, on both ends :)

>>36371617
Did she really? Do you guys talk about me? I don't really lurk anymore. I thought you were calling me "bigger"

>>36371693
>the most butthurt post of 2017

>>36371647
Well you're literally a sex object for these people to project their incest fantasies on, considering that's the entire point of these threads, and half of them probably asssume all it is is fetish role play and nothing you say is true. So I'm sure you'll get used to it. Consider it a learning experience. Happy to help peanut butter slut

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>>36371749
Stop being autistic.
>>36371747
>I don't really lurk anymore.
You're making the right decision there.

>>36371749
>calling him butthurt when others are complaining about it

>>36371678
there's a huge difference between someone I've been around all my life and non-relative strangers

>>36371680
>never even cyber'd with anyone

>>36371831
You should try it. I basically just have one long-running girl friend and we roleplay occasionally and such, it's fun.
I mean, it's a good way to let off steam.

>>36371831
It's a good thing that you're only doing lewd things with your brother then. I don't see why lewd suggestions would be a probelm in this case.

>>36371747
It was a while ago, you were there. It was before I started tripping and she didn't have her trip on, but it was definitely her.
There's nothing wrong with being a bit bigger, as long as you're healthy
Are you gonna pull a m00t and abandon the thing you worked so hard to build? I'll miss you

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>>36371799 >>36371800(samefag)
>triggered because grill said she gets attention
>even though it makes her nervous which is pretty adorable
Sheath your katana, anon.

>>36371856
>roleplaying instead of actually doing it with your sister
You're doing it all wrong.

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Guess who's about to watch Shrek for the 18th time?
>>36371154
Yea that was too much power
>>36371747
Yea did I? Was that a thing I did? God I hate myself
>>36371453
Pic related
>>36371408
If you're black we're grey

>>36371902
>build
All she "built" was nothing but a bunch of lies.

>>36371941
Shrek never gets old
And yes, you did, dork

>>36371856
ha I wouldn't even know how and I'd probably be too nervous in the end.

>>36371887
tame stuff doesn't freak me out but openly sexual lewding like the peanut butter game thing, I mean it's still running through my mind and making my heart race.

I understand my social phobias may not make sense.

>>36371902
I'm trying to lose weight, it's happening and I'm going to be skinny again. My goal isn't very hard, just 20 pounds.

>>36371941
Do you want to be deep in my guts? Because saying things like that is how you get me to open the doors.

>>36371916
Well if my sister finally got off her butt and ravaged me, sure

>>36372042
Forget about it, this is your brother and from how you've described him he seems like a pretty good guy. Don't you wanna know how it would feel to kiss and hug him while he's deep in you?

>>36372076
I believe you can do it, don't give up

>deep in my guts
I'm not sure what you mean by that. Deep anal fisting? Are you gonna eat her?

>>36372125
Maybe she's waiting for you to ravage her?

>>36371693
>If you guys weren't so deluded you'd realize that I'm not the only one who hates you guys.
Oh yeah, we've been getting loads of shitposters without you- oh wait, we haven't.

>>36372125
>if my sister
Fortune favors the bold.

>>36372227
Always seems to be two at a time too. You think he has a buddy he calls up to help him shitpost?

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>>36372212
>>36372234
I'm the most submissive person in existence, I can't ravage her. It took me all my courage to not burst into flames this morning.

>>36372227
>we haven't
What a surprise, people don't wanna shit this thread up more than usual.

>>36372292
I'm still convinced it's multiple devices/ip changer

>>36372297
You are aware that nothing's gonna happen unless you make it happen, right?

>one of the least vitriolic threads
>low amount of trolling
>very few angry posters
>this guy thinks this thread is hated

I don't know what makes this guy angry. This is gonna be the only time I acknowledge angry-chan

>>36372212
It's like a thing with vaginas, I feel like it more has to do with penises though. I don't know. I just wanted to sound dirty.

>>36372297
I'm pretty submissive. I went from "this guy is okay" to "good thing he has a condom on" because of some smooth talking.

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>>36371903
>calling us a samefag when our posts are 17 seconds apart
Look at this newfag, look at him and laugh.
>>36372330
I'm still convinced you're a fucking cuckold lel

>>36372383
It's just that there are tripfags using trips despite their indented purpose.

>>36372390
It's the effort that counts I guess
It sounded dirty, but not in the way you meant it to

>>36372404
We've been over this already
>>35893574
>>35893575

>>36372342
Yeah, I know. I'm just a pussy.

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>>36372383
>angry-chan
I love this meme, I can't believe you retards still think it's just one person doing this.
>>36372504
This proves nothing. I'm not gonna samefag, that's just as bad as you tripfags. Not my fault you're an autist that can't tell the difference between posters

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>>36372504
We're still not the same person, no matter how much you say otherwise.

>>36372534
You're not just a pussy, you're an entire woman, and don't let anyone treat you as a sex object
Next time leave a strap-on on your bed instead of a vibrator

So in an unrelated note, I have a desktop, laptop, a tablet, and a phone. Anyone else have multiple devices they post on itt?

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>>36372587
Can confirm
original goddamn it

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>>36372657
>name-fag is a spoiled whore with multiple devices she uses to get attention
More news at 11
>>36372639
>this entire post
Autism

>>36372639
I don't own a strap on though.
Anyway I have a friend coming over in a bit, so see you anons!

>>36372657
Laptop for when I'm home or staying at a friend's house, phone for when I'm out and about

>>36372784
Then buy one
Or ask your sister if she has one

>>36372657
Work and home PCs, tablet, and phone

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gotta make sure I don't get filtered

>>36372784
Cya Austria chan

>>36372818
>>36372836
I hope my point was made lol. I'll stop feeding now.

>>36372308
Sure thing bud.
>>36372292
I think it's just the two guys, the come and brigade when they're not at work or whatever.

Because she is fucking a guy she just met at her room.

>>36372994
You really think people wanna shit these threads up even more?

>>36372994
>I think it's just the two guys
Congrats, you're smarter than the tripfags itt.
But you're still wrong.

>>36372076
>Do you want to get deep in my guts?
no, that'd be gay
>>36372390
>>36372297
I try my best to act tough because I'm insecure about my size and if I don't punch people in the face people think I'm weak, I just want someone I can be submissive to that knows I'm not made of glass because of my size and treats me like an adult

>>36372836
Fuck off you disgusting prick, anal is downgrading females. How about you go up to your mother and tell her you are interested in anal.

>>36373331
this isn't me I should really figure out how to do the secure trip

>>36373405
After the name, put ##, then a password you can remember

>>36373249
I'll knock you around, make you file your taxes, and force you to pay full price for movie tickets

>>36373405
Put ##(your password) after your name

>>36373249
small whore is small
>>36373405
>>36373427
>doesn't even know how to trip
LOL

>>36373249
It doesn't hurt to try something once.

That's not really something I have the ability to give advice on. It's a bit out of reach for my emotional capabilities.

>>36373613
>It doesn't hurt to try something once.
Within reason. Don't try meth, or going to a gloryhole, or jumping out of a plane without a parachute

So is that a no on Thicc-chan?
Have you lost any weight yet? Did you mom get you a gym membership?

>probably gonna try to talk to my aniki when he gets home
how do I do this senpai. I'm gonna spill the beans

>>36373868
Well it's not like he doesn't know something's going on after all you've done. Just say he's special to you, that you love him for being with you through everything, and you realized you want to be closer to him. Get sappy, it's cute.

>>36373868
Listen to your heart. Or whatever. As cheesy as it sounds. Just tell him to bear with you and don't try to rush things. Think about what you wanna tell him, so that you don't try to think what to say next in the middle of the conversation. Listen to what he says, and try to make it clear to him what you want out of all this.

>>36373868
Rush in for the kill and just blurt it out. I just said to hell with any type of thinking when I confessed and went in head first. Literally.
Then again, different situation with different people. I'm sure you'll be able to do it. I'm rooting for ya.

I told you guys about my brother having school-shooter-tier psychological issues a few days ago. I don't know if you remember.

I have news. When he was out, I went to his room and for the first time, I thought about checking his PC with hidden files made visible. I never did this before, since he has all his torture hentai visible, and he doesn't delete his browser history. So I thought he didn't think anyone would have access to his room to open his PC, at all. But I noticed his PC's second drive is empty yet something takes up space in it.

He keeps a video diary. There are hundreds of videos, one or two made each day for the past three years. GBs of very disturbing material. I copied it all, and I'm watching it now. He also keeps a .docx file with a numbered list of ways to cause pain, which he references in his diary. And a txt named "playplans" that I'm too upset to describe.

I really didn't want to cause him trouble, but I think I'll need to involved someone. I've never felt this way. I'm nauseated. He explicitly mentions me and girls from his high-school. He mentions my friends.

>>36373976
>>36373986
thanks senpais

>>36374148
sorry for not remembering but what was your situation again? how did it go?

>>36374174
that's pretty sad. don't really know what to say except he needs psychological help.

>>36374174
Do nothing. Please do nothing.
This world needs a new psychopath. I hope he will shoot his school up.

>>36374174
If you love him, then show your parents and have them get him a therapist.

>>36374229
He shoved his sister's chest

>>36374229
He's gonna propose to his sister.

>>36374174
you at least need to tell your parents if this is true.

>>36374248
>>36374260
>>36374292
Do NOT listen to this normies. Let your brother go his own way. He knows what to do.

>>36374174
Holy shit, this kid is more fucked up than I thought, just tell your parents already.

>>36374174
Are you sure you're not just weirded out because of his fetish?

>>36374174
If it's alright with you, what do those videos contain?
>>36374229
Nothing crazy. Just in a relationship with my sister that involved a large amount of fumbling and spaghetti to get to where we are right now.
s'cool
>>36374266
>propose
Rings are for other things too.

>>36374248
>>36374292
>>36374260
I will. I'm just waiting for him to leave again. I tried to speak with him again, but he locked me out again. I need to talk to them and show them, because they wouldn't believe me. I'm here now because I can't keep binge watching.

>>36374258
He's not going to shoot up a school. His playplans are not about shooting up his school. he's not at school anymore. He's talking about stealing from a small private clinic away from us. He's talking about stealing blood bags and IVs and other things.

>>36374397
I don't care about his hentai. I read hentai. He's confusing fiction now.

>>36374457
What other things? Things like "putting them on your sister's fingers" or "showing how much you love her"?

>>36374457
Oh were you the anon who watched the same movie twice with your imouto because you lewded her too hard the first time?

>>36374492
Both. If I get the size too small, then It'll be second.

>>36374485
Have you checked if he's a vampire?

>>36374457
He's delusional. I've said that he used to be bullied in school and I tried to stick up to him. In the oldest videos he's seething at me. he thinks i was making fun of him with my friends to humiliate him. there's a lot of videos on how we are worthless and we hate him and he hates us and we deserve to die.

In the newest vids he's almost exclusively describing in excruciating detail how he imagines hurting me and my friends, how he imagines we'd react and how we'd try to make him stop. he references his docx and is trying to prioritize tortures so that we don't die fast. he's talking about how to abduct someone without being caught. what tools he'd need, where to take them, how to take them, how to buy from different stores so that he doesn't raise suspicion. it's almost all brainstorming now.

>>36374594
vampires don't need IVs or scalpels or duct tape

>>36374726
How do you know? Are you one?

My sister hates me because I drunk dialed her too much. I also told her a story about beating a guy up for disrespecting me. It never happened. I was just trying to sound tough. She hasn't answered my calls since.

>>36374783
Maybe you should try to stop drinking. Apologize through text

>>36374706
Just torture? no rape? Boring
Ok, on a more serious note.
You mentioned you try talking to him but he just leaves or something, exactly what do you say? Maybe you should let him know you do care and love him and that you're worried.

>>36374584
What.
I remember posting about some embarrassing reactions I got from her when we watched an uncomfortable part in a movie. The only "lewd" thing that has happened that far back was just a kiss.
>>36374706
Well, shid. I really don't know what to say but I hope nothing comes of it. But you said that he's "confusing fiction" so that doesn't seem very good at all.

>>36374706
have you tried just hugging him and telling him you don't hate him and that you care about him a lot?

>>36374903
I'm mixing you up with someone else. my bad. so you're in a relationship with your imouto but only one kiss in that way? or am I missing something?

>>36374965
The guy is getting a ring for his sister, and you go ahead and ask him that?

When me and my imouto were small we played a game called "tongue touch". Basically we made out. It was innocent, but overtly sexual.

Now we're both adults and if I'm honest, I'd do her.

>>36374816
he's talking about sexual abuse, too, but never about sex with me. I'm thinking about it and i wannt puke. he talks about making incisions in my best friends' vagina and salting it. he's talking about disecting her clitoris and putting vinegar in the "flower". That's not the worse thing,even, it's the dispassioned comments about how she'd react, how she'd pass out, but it's ok, it wouldn't kill her so he could play with her more.

This is EXACTLY what i'm telling him. i've practically begged him to open so we can just hang together. I've told him I care about him and it hurts me that we don't speak anymore and that i'm worried he never speaks to anyone. he's persuaded it's all a ploy or i'm trying to use him. He mentions it in his newer videos. A brief mention that cunt tried to manipulate him again, but he's too smart and experienced now and then he follows it up with ideas about our "future relationship".

>>36375031
m-m-my bad....

originality text

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>>36375088
So how long until you can show your parents?

>>36375088
Don't trust him. He has antisocial personality disorder. He will be in prison eventually unless he gets this sick shit out of his head and focuses on business.Psychopaths with his interests don't last long in the wild.But non-violent psychopaths can become millionaires.

Why is there so many subhuman trip fags in here?

At least they make it easy for me to filter their fucking disgusting reddit tier posts.

>>36375204
It's just typical attention whoring. At least they're not all off topic posting.

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>>36375088
JUST LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE YOU FUCKING NORMIE
RRRREEEEEEEEEE

>>36375204
This

The entire board is a cesspool of normies and fucktards who refuse to post on reddit or hang themselves already

>>36375222
he got trips you gotta do it

>>36375220
>>36375204
They always type with the most abhorrent grammar too. Not like misspelling a few words or anything but

>lol i want my bro to fuk my ass xd

What makes them so mentally inept compared to the rest of r9k?

>>36375185
I don't know. He doesn't have a permanent schedule. My parents occasionally force him to help out with my uncle. I hope he'll be out the next monday, but it has to be at a time when my parents are at home, or at least they must be about to leave after him so that I can tell them to stay

>>36375294
Why not tell them today that there's something important you need to show them, and have them make him go do something? The sooner you can show them the better

The first thing I'll do after I'm done with all of this is go hug my friend. I never knew i cared about her so much until now. I want her to be happy.

>>36375357
They will be asking questions and they are naive, I'm afraid they'll have him be present "to defend" himself and things might go sour

I don't know how to make them understand this isn't sibling rivalry-tier. They still think we're kids.

>>36375276
>complains about grammar
>uses bad grammar

kek

>>36373613
Maybe. It's not gay in a three way
>>36375409
You said you could overpower him right? Maybe go to him directly? You think you might be able to solve this yourself
On the completely other end of the scale, maybe try and seem upset and ask if he hates you and that's why he doesn't want to be closer with you? If I were you I'd give it one more shot before telling my parents

>>36375088
>>36374706
That's legitimately fucking scary. Listen I understand trying to reason with him and steer him on the right path, but that's getting too close to intent for comfort. It really is time to go over his head and straight to your parents/police. For your own safety if anything. I'm afraid of what might happen if he knows you found out about everything.

>>36374584
No that's someone else. Someone who's just lurking like a creep right now because more interesting stuffs going on.

Also because being open and honest about it is making me profoundly uncomfortable for some reason.

>>36375611
When did you post about it? You know that it's not healthy to keep it in, right? You don't wanna reach your breaking point one day and do something more than post about it on the internet.

>>36375611
if you've been lurking then you should know there's no reason to be uncomfortable. i mean shit, I've done nothing but similar things for the past few days.

>>36375525
Yeah, he's scrawny, It's not a huge differential though. This isn't suspicious. I might try it and I'll tell you how it went. But only after I know when he'll be out so that I can try it at the last possible moment.

>>36375566
Yes. Yes. I agree.

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>>36374965
I'm sure I muddled something up in my last post, so sorry. We've been n a relationship for a bit now after years of beating around the bush when it came to our feelings for each other.
And we've done more than just kiss.Like build Gundam models

I would love to but I live 130km away from her, we talk every day on the phone though

>>36375792
but has she given you a morning happy time like everyone keeps telling me to give my aniki?

I don't have siblings
I did know this guy a few years older than me who used to call me his imouto. At first it was cute and I kind of enjoyed it, but he got creepy and obsessive, especially seeing the age gap. But I must admit, I was definitely asking for it.

>>36375727
Good luck, hope he can see you actually care about him, if he doesn't kill/capture you, please report back.

>>36375960
I wonder, can you surpass even him in terms of denseness, at least as far as lewd stuff goes? But you can bet your ass they've done more than that.

>>36376030
>But I must admit, I was definitely asking for it.
Now you have to tell the story.

>>36358395
>Also molested me
What is it with dumb liberal cunts being child molesters?

>>36376105
I'm sorry anon but I'm a socially inept hermit who hasn't contact onto boys irl

>>36354967
Stop this I dont even have a sister

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>>36375960
I don't even know what that exactly means. Any time of the day is a happy time with her.
I pushed her off one morning because I thought we were going to be late.

>>36376157
I was an INCREDIBLY lewd kid. I couldn't shut up about (animated) pornography and was constantly trying to get the attention of older males, in the daddy/onii-chan kind of way. So even though I did it for the meme, as that is what it started out as, it kind of detoriated . Nothing too special, just a girl who waa obsessed with pornography, specifically incestual porn.
Glad I'm done with that now.

>>36375662
>>36375683
>>36375662
Yesterday I greentexted a story from about two months ago when we got lewd for the first time. I stopped posing though because she came in to hang out and I couldn't really focus on posting. I don't know why I suddenly got so nervous about it, I've never had any anxiety problems and I'm usually great socially. I guess it was just the realness of it kinda getting to me. That was the first time I talked to anyone about it. I can't really explain it. Plus I know she told some online friend in a game she plays everything, and I didn't care then.

Also yeah kissy saying she has actual anxiety issues but still talking about it made me realize I was overreacting.

>>36375494
Oh boy anon..

>>36376409
Oh yeah, I remember you. Well, I still hope your relationship of purest love is as perfect as it can be. There's too many terrible things in life as it is.

>>36376409
Anything new happen?

>>36376409
Kissy is awesome. I'm glad she found these threads

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No, I don't have a sister. Fuck off with your incest threads.

>>36376409
don't get me wrong, I do get anxious posting all this. but I'm used to pretty extreme anxiety so I'm not that phased by it that I don't post.

scared shitless about being identified though. it would ruin my family worse than my drug addict younger brother

Side note: in 3 and a half hours I'm gonna blurt all this shit out to my aniki. I'm internally screaming right now.

>>36376393
Did anything lewd ever happen?

>>36376711
Lol no. Like I said, it was nothing special.

>>36376707
we will protect you kissy-chan !! good luckkk

>>36376815
How did you even get into incestual porn?

>>36376707
Do it I believe in you.

And remember, no matter what he still loves you and cares about you, probably more than anything, even if things don't go perfectly. Not being negative, just saying just in case.

>>36376859
How does anyone get into incestuous porn?

>>36376859
I was a freshman in highschool and was already interested in anime and stuff like that. I then found some low-life gamers who shared that interest. They expressed an interest in animated porn aswell, something which I didn't have alot of experience with. I asked them to send me some stuff, and they did. Eventually I started liking the whole little sister/big brother thing alot. My stories really aren't special or exciting, my apologies for that.

Anybody want a brother

>>36376915
Is it incestuous? My apologies for the incorrect spelling then!

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>>36368556

Impossible, I'm sure imoutos are actually cats.

>>36376971
I'm sure you get that red squiggly line under the word that's spelled incorrectly. But it wouldn't have been the word you'd need in this case.

>>36376935
But geez this thread is making me want a little sister again... The internet is a bad place, guys!

>>36377007
I don't have that squiggly line... Oh well, it doesn't matter!

>>36376935
>My stories really aren't special or exciting, my apologies for that.
Well any kinda of story is still a good story to me, doesn't matter.

>>36376915
You just made me realize I don't even remember the exact moment I became an incest freak.

>>36375222
This.
Stop bothering your brother. He's going to be okay. He's just going through a short phase.

>>36377023
There's nothing bad about that.

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>>36377054
Eric Harris, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Charles Manson we're all going through a phase, too

>>36377053
>Incest freak

You remind me of an old friend of mine I used to hang out with that same period of time. He got me into most of my fetishes.

Looking back, I can see why anybody looking in would be concerned.

>>36377104
>>36377104
>Eric Harris, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Charles Manson we're all going through a phase, too
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I want the normies to leave

>>36377124
Old fetishes*

I often feel the need to correct myself, sorry about that.

>>36376503
Preach
>>36376625
Nothing worth talking about. She noticed I was feeling shitty about my hairline going to shit so young, so she told me I was still beautiful. I died a little.

Also this was me >>36369907 . Couldn't literally hug her so I just texted that I was going to hug the fuck out of her when I got home from work. She assumed it was a booty call because we're probably at our lewdest when we text.

>>36376707
Yeah I kind of had to step back and admit I was being more of a bitch than a scared little girl. I can absolutely relate though. I keep feeling like somehow no matter how vague I am someone is going to track me down and ruin everything. Also your stories have been cute as hell and are pretty much what made me believe a lot of these could actually be legit.

Do it. You have the complete support of the strangest group of internet dwelling weirdos and weebs to probably ever come together. With that kind of backing there's nothing you can't accomplish.

>>36377146
Don't you have a school to shoot up somewhere?

>>36376707
what will you tell him? are you going to confess love or whatever?

>>36377226
So was I right >>36369966 ?

>>36377432
N... no.

That comes later. These threads have got me really into it lately.

>>36377432
>>36377608
>calm down anon.
>now is not the time for fuckin'
>that comes later

Stop thinking about molesting your little sisters you dumb cunts.

>>36377608
Later means tonight, right?

>>36376983
This is unironically me

>>36377735
Fucked your brother yet?

Also why toesocks?

>>36376915
Ironically, my sister got me into it.
When I was 11.
She also introduced me to 4chan and sadpanda.

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>>36377735

Be sure to give your onii-chan kitty-headbutts when you see him.

>>36377877
>my sister got me into it
Now you can't go saying you're totally not doing it with her when you say something like that.

>>36377939
Sorry anon, I enjoy the memes as much as anybody, but I've never fucked her.
I did have some sort of fucked up diddling issues with her when I was in middle school, but it wasn't hot or cute or fun, just gross and awkward.

>>36376846
>>36376863
>>36377226
Thank you all you're all amazing. This legitimately got me to calm down a lot

>>36377338
I'm gonna tell him I think I have feelings for him and I want to have a special relationship even if it's just temporary, I want to be with him. I'll take it as far as he wants.

>>36378019
Memes? This is love, damnit. The purest kind. It has nothing to do with memes.

>>36378094
How old is your brother and how old are you?

Because you can defend an incestuous relationship if push comes to shove. You're both adults, can make your decisions, it doesn't harm anyone, you take precautions etc

The same can't be said in the case of pedo stuff and hence in that case you wouldn't be able to stand your ground and things would be worse.

>>36378094
>I'm gonna tell him I think I have feelings for him and I want to have a special relationship even if it's just temporary, I want to be with him. I'll take it as far as he wants.

you have my support as well then. I've only been following you since last thread but based on what I read I doubt he's going to turn that down

>>36378122
2D incest is the purest love, but I dunno, it's just not the same in real life.
Maybe if it was consensual between 2 siblings of a similar age I guess?

>>36378144
she's 25 and he's 26 I think

>>36378173
2D everything is better than 3D. But I personally can't say I like this kind of incest only to point out that another kind is shit. That would be hypocritical. As long as it's consensual and all that, it's fine by me.