>>36354513
>banged elbow against curtain
MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEER
>dislocated shoulder on doorway
who the hell even built this house
>concussed by the fridge
I just want ice.
>keyboard bit me
Nowhere is safe
>staring at the computer makes my eyes hurt
what is the universe trying to tell me?
>>36354513
>broke collarbone on pillow
why the fuck can't I afford the comfy ones
>>36354513
>>stubbed toe on sock
Are you made of glass?
>>36354513
>impale myself on doorknob
n-nani...
>slipped on the carpet
Why is this shit so greasy?