Bumfuck Nowhere Edition

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>>36351287
>tfw grew up speaking French and speaking a bit of English with a TICC Quebecer accent, and now a couple of decades later you speak perfect English but can barely hold a conversation in French anymore.

>>36351287
Do you live in Yukon, or Nunavut, I live in the latter.

>>36351287
Wait op are you going to college or something because these things can be used for your benefit

>>36351287
>tfw rural Ontario

I live in the Idaho of Canada.

>>36351538
Isn't that the place they banned alcohol?

rural/suburban retards have no idea how good they have it t. citifag

>tfw DUDE WEED LMAO being legal by next summer is the only thing I have to look for in my life.

On the other hand, I don't think I'd be able to deal with my parents being high around me.

>>36351730
I don't think it's against the law, just hard to get. Yet again there's not many people in either place so it doesn't really matter.

>>36351497
ANGLO'D

>>36351830
uh no. cityfags have fast internet and everything they need at their fingertips. you don't even have to buy a car.

>>36351830
Rural has its benefits, so does city life. They also have their flaws obviously

Suburbs are the absolute worst of both worlds though.

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Rural Canada is probably the closest thing to hell on earth.
t. maritimefag

>>36351869
Sometimes I talk to myself in English with a forced Quebecer accent, it makes me feel all nostalgic for my childhood

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toronto reporting in

Dragon age origins

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>tfw live in Grey County, which has the highest ratio of people over 50 in all of Ontario
>tfw live in a town of 8000
>tfw the nearest city is 45 minutes away
>tfw the nearest REAL city is nearly two hours away

I can work a whole six-hour shift at my retail job without seeing one girl my age.

>>36351497
t poche

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>>36351497
>try to have a conversation with parents in french
>they correct me every few words
>tfw can't speak english properly
>already forgetting french

>>36352408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj8Cn51hCVI

>>36352374
They can't see you in the giant tiger mascot outfit.

>>36352477
>>tfw can't speak english properly
>>already forgetting french

That's a rough deal anon

I guess I should be grateful I transitioned successfully into becoming an english muffin.


I mean I can probably still hold a proper French conversation, I spoke it at work but it was just a few words here and there with customers, and I speak to my mom in French but again it's just me going "ah... ouais... ah bein c sur.... comment? ah bein... ok tourlou!" and her doing all the talking.


I cannot write in French at all though. Put a gun to my head and I couldn't remember the proper spelling and syntaxe and subjonctif imparfait conditionel anterieur pis toute la marde a bescherelle bon bein jsuppose que jpeux ecrire en jouale en tk

>>36352629
>tourlou

>>36352749
>he doesn't say tourlou to his quebecer mom before hanging up

What are you, a fif?

>rural
>benefit at all

kek no

>had the power go out when it was too windy/hot outside
>went out in winter storm
>pays more in hydro
>no public transport
>drive 30 minutes to get to a walmart

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>>36351287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEQbkbDxxCA

>You will never experience old YTV ever again

Do you remember, anon?

>>36352927
You can speed down the road in your truck or snowmobile or dirt bike or whatever without having to worry about there being police around every corner, or running over 15 kids all wandering around the streets.

You can also just fuck off to the woods too set off firecrackers and get drunk and take a shit in the middle of a field if you want to, there's no freedom or privacy like that in the city or suburbs.

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>>36353183
I don't. We didn't have cable growing up, so it was just like 5 or 6 channels in my house.

>>36351287

rural life is really boring and unbalanced. also, lack of beautiful available women.

>>36353183
ya i remember

>hey arnold
>freaky stories
>mummies alive
>gargoyles
>DBZ rerunning the freiza saga ten times
>pokemon
>digimon

if nothing good was on id watch space for star trek or look for the simpsons, then teletoon came out and that was pretty good

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>>36351287
>parents somehow thought growing up in bumblefuck nowhere would be good for me
>nothing but trees and the occasional pond/stream for miles
>only one store (barely) within walking or biking distance and it's closed most of the year because it's part of a campground
>only two people my age and I've barely spoken a word to them in well over a decade so there's a really uncomfortable tension there
>don't have a license so I'm basically just stuck here, day after day, bored out of my skull, in near solitary confinement
>i'm at the point where church is the highlight of my week even though i'm an atheist

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>>36351287
>nate of
>off-rez

I could have had friends my age.

>>36351597
I thought SK was the Idaho of Canada. I live on the border of SK and North Dakota. And I heard it's just corn fields out there too.

>>36353655
I thought SK was the Nebraska of Canada.
all we have here is tobacco farms.

>>36353707
All we have here is corn and wheat. Literally 150 miles in between cities. It's absolutely miserable

>>36353652
I've been acquainted with people from different native groups, and apparently living on a rez is not that great. It's just like living a small town with even less privacy than a small town, and much more drama.

>>36353655
look at the size of SK. that whole province has only a population of 1 million

>>36353655
>>36353707
>>36353744

afaik everything between Toronto and Vancouver is endless fields of crops and oil sands.

>>36353746
there's nobody my race (metis) even around here. if I lived on a reserve I would still be left out.

>>36353837
oh that's too bad. I don't know but there might be some sort of metis support group or something.

There was and still is that thing with Kahnawake kicking out its people if they marry a non-native. Make Kahanwake Great Again I guess.

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>>36353183
I can now only think of how those promos and shows might offend some people nowadays. What has the world come to anymore?

>>36353370
>gargoyles
>digimon

My nigga.

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>>36354015
>>36353370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rxuZkVYsWI

It was a better time.

>live in bumfuck wasilla Alaska
>Parents thought it was a great idea to move their family here when I was a small child because the Nebraskan suburbs were "too dangerous"
>Literally traded my fun and carefree childhood in the heartland away to be locked away in a house in the middle of nowhere with no friends and nothing to do

Now I'm an adult who lives in this cabin all by myself on the outskirts of town, which I'm barely ever at because I slave away my existence on a fishing boat for 4$ an hour 16 hours a day every day for months at a time.

I'm literally just waiting for my tax refund to come through, I'm taking all that money and moving back down south, somewhere oppressively hot like Houston or Dallas.
I'm tired of the cold and the lack of opportunities.

>>36354286
I thought jobs in Alaska were supposed to pay better?

>>36354286
Which Nebraska suburbs in particular did they think were too dangerous?

Nebraska fag here.