Do you deserve to be here, anon?

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I hope I'm more of a "failed normie", considering the central square. But there's pretty good chance of me turning into a robot soon.

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>tfw not sure why I haven't just ended it

>>36350695
Well, your parents are proud of you, that's not a bad thing.

Humblebragging: the thread

Fuck off with this shit

>>36350730
My parents are dumb as fuck and in denial, they still think that I'll somehow graduate and then magically get married and have a normal life

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>>36350340
Sooo close. Thank god I'm depressed and I'm allowed on this board

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Be happy that you're not a cyborg.

>tfw cant cross over a single square

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>>36350340
You guys tell me. Sometimes I'll go out to eat somewhere over the weekend, I did play a sport for a year or two, and while I'm not the conversating type I could get it done with alright if I have to. Also my parents are pretty much dead to me so I couldn't care less what they think of me.

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>>36350340
Well son of a bitch, I never would've thought.

1/16
Feels good being at home

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>>36350799
nice dubs there

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failed normie probably

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>>36350340
how do recreational drugs make you a normie? If anything when I was an addict most of the people I knew that were also junkies were much of a shut-in as anyone else on here, only difference being that they found comfort in drugs instead of shitposting on a bavarian card counting forum.

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Ive had chances to escape this life, but for some reason I just cant

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>>36350340
well at least there were things I experienced
maybe the parents are proud thing is true as well
I just can't tell because my parents are shit at communicating feelings and gay stuff like that

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"In good shape" is debatable

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got a bingo, right here.

>>36350593
you are a fucking normie man, gtfo this board

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that went a lot worse than i expected...

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>>36351080
Agreed.
NO bingo fuckers.

>>36350340
I am not a normalfag. I'm kind of a robot but I'm not a turbo autist.

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no normalfag here

>>36351282
ur a good kisser

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>>36350340
Welp. Ok then. Good luck getting me out.

>>36350894
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee get off my board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhKGtgcZghc

>>36351423
Oh fuck I missed the not fat one. Oh well.

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wow i fk1ing suck

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>played in team sport
i got kicked out

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Does one high school "relationship" count for the 1 year relationship? Does attempting sex once and not coming count as losing virginity?

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I don't know how to feel, mates. I guess never being interested in romance makes you a full-blown wizard by /r9k/ standards.

>>36351518
>Does attempting sex once and not coming count as losing virginity?

kek, reminds me of one of my buddies in high school. His "girlfriend" wouldn't sleep with him but she let him insert his dick and pump once so that they she wouldn't be embarrassed in front of her friends by the fact that she was dating virgin

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I dont know how to feel lads. If I wasnt such a piece of shit with girls maybe I would get bingo

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Depending on your definition of "relationship" and your definition of "sex," there was one girl I was hooking up with who gave me head multiple times in public over the course of two years.

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>>36350340
>concert
in elementary school i was on a local concert with my pals
>virginity
paid a hooke ~50$
>job
was forced to work or would be thrown out from home

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>>36351650
GTFO NORM1E REEEEE

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i dunno, i think having friends means i'm exempt from being a robot

>>36351699
i fucking feel you! btw nice dubs

>>36350340
Listen... I went in to this saying that if I had 5 in a row, I would get out and stay out. I didn't. But I got pretty damn close on just about every line. I think I have officially overstayed my welcome.

I hereby banish myself from /r9k/. I'll go to Reddit or something. I'm not being funny or ironic. I am really leaving.

Robots, I would be honored if one of you would tell me, just one last time. For old time's sake. If you could tell me to "GTFO", insult me and call me a normie one last time. Maybe threaten me and screech at me like you used to...

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kek, im fucked

>>36351749
Are you sure you're not just 12? If so this would be pretty normal.

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How am i looking, anons?

>>36351890
sadly no, 4th year of uni

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ahaha dodged it idiots now i get to stay

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I'm surprised I don't comtemplate suicide more often.

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>>36350340
On this board, sure. On this planet, no way. I diserve much worse.

By the way, the birthday party was when I was 5 and my brother only invited me to go with him to the concert out of pity.

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I'm not fat, hurray!

>>36352074
you deserve good things happening to you as much as anyone else

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I'm normie-passing

>>36352236
Fuck off from this board, amigo.

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I MADE IT, I NEVER HAVE TO COME HERE AGAIN

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I'm short and ugly, it can't be helped.

doesn't school force you to play in a team sport?

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>>36350340

I am dead inside. fuck.

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>>36350340
Hail to the wizards, normalfags!

>not fat; in good shape
>has tried rec drugs

only ones i g0t

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>tfw norman

>>36353420
>lost virginity

yup

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>>36350340
am i normelfag

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>>36350340
oeringalo

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opieriginal

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>>36350340
I'm borderline being normal.

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>>36350340 yeah fuck.

AMA

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>>36354822
Why isn't it as good as mine?

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Visiting you faggots makes me feel good.

>>36354877
age probs?

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Hmmm, not quite.

>>36354937
Well you're too old for prom and you didn't have a date so I guess you'll never be able to compete

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>>36354979
My GF's prom is this friday and I cant come. Pretty pissed and need a hug.

Jesus the amount of normies here the only one I can say for sure is the moved out of parents home and that's just them paying for it

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I live in limbo. I am not a robot. I am not a normie. I don't fit in and I kinda don't want to. Being in either group would fucking suck.

>>36355015
You can hug my cock with your mouth. So can your slut gf

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So am I one of those normies?

>>36355124
thanks you nigger.

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>>36350730
My parent (mom) is proud of me even though I've basically done nothing special with my life.

Also the team sports and birthday party stuff were all when I was like 8 years old

if I've been on a vacation with my wife does that count? I don't have any friends besides her

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>>36350340
>mfw I dont consider myself a robot.

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>>36350340
I did half of the in shape/not fat one because although I am not fat I am by no means in shape. I get winded doing simple things and I'm as weak as a noodle.

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Failed normie checking in.

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I can explain why most of these shouldn't really count but I guess if anything I was a normalfag bordering on autism and one day I went down a slippery slope and theres no way I'll make it back prolly

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humina bump more normies expose yourselves pls and leave forever

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Can't tell if mine is good or bad. Still feel like a loser

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>>36350340
Recreational drug one depends on whether or not you consider marijuana to be a recreational drug.

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>>36350340
oh shit ive been found out

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Not sure if this counts as a failed normalfag or not, but here is mine.

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>>36350340
Do I pass niggers?

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>so many normies here
GEEEEEEEEEEEET TTTTHHHHHHHEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why even live robros?

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>>36350340
how did i do anons. desu i'd trade it all for the one i don't have.

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>>36350340
So close, but no matter how far.

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r8? i put ? on the not fat one cause im skinny but not "in good shape"

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>>36350340
BINGO bitches

guess I really don't belong here

>>36357587
shit. forgot the funeral one

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reeeeeeeeeeee this is not fun

>>36350340
I score one
>parents are proud of you
mainly because I'm doing computer engineering on the best university available, but I'm failing so much they're starting to lose their faith

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>>36350340

Of course I deserve to be here.

I'm an outcast who still managed to do all these things.

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I DONT BELONG HERE
SAID OLD ANON OUT LOUD
EASY NOW
THERE'S THE SAFE WAY HOME

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>>36350340
am i a failed normie, took me a while to realise it wouldn't click

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How am I, bruds?

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Just end me already

I DON'T CARE IF THAT'S NOT ORIGINAL

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I'm not too far gone r-right?

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>>36350340
i live a confusing life.

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i'm the least interesting person you've ever met

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>>36350340
just fuck my shit up tbqh senpai.
everything fucking sucks

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>>36350340

I'll admit it, I'm a normie. Just a square short of a full board.

I come here anyway because I grew up a disappointed unhappy virgin that thought I was unlikable until I was 16/17. I still feel like I relate to robots despite the fact that I have nothing in common with the stereotype of this board.

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>>36350340
does this mean im a normie?
i literally never go outside or talk to anybody because of my social anxiety, but still have had all that i highlighted

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>>36357273
Wtf?! Piss off! I could care less what my parents think

>>36360500
Replying to myself *couldnt care less

>>36350593
You already are a normie you fucking faggot.

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I can originally state yes

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Guess I should leave this website soon

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>Played in a team sport
I belive pretty much everyone was forced to do that shit in P.E. I used to be the goalkeeper because I was too shitty to play on the field.

>>36351423
Winrar. Now GTFO

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I wanna be a normie so badly.

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>>36350340
I still believe in you guys though

>>36360983
You're such a nice guy.
surprisingly this is not original.

>>36361060
t-Thanks friend. Not sure why you said that though. Anyone else really just wanna be normal?

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do I win something original

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so i mean..,,,,,

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Lost it last year at age 32 to a really ugly and foul smelling chick because I was just tired of it all.

Fuck normies.

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the fat one says "not fat, but skelly and unfit" so I only crossed half since I'm not fat but neither am I in good shape

>>36361098
Just helping you achieve your dream.

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>moved out of parents home
I rented a room when I was 18-19 but am now 28 and lived with parents for the 9 years since
>go out most weekends
Yes in the sense that I go outside, but to walk around alone, not to socialize
>have tired recreational drugs
Yeah, a few times I sampled a joint with co-workers while carpooling home with them
>had a girl say she loves you
Yea a female yoga instructor says I love you to everyone
>been to a house party
Only a few times in my life, when co-workers invited me and I happened to be off that night. Wasn't much fun just drink alcohol and try to socialize but not really

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Not fat but not in good shape so haven't crossed that one. I have a great facade.

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>>36350340
I guess I might

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>>36361112
here's your prize:

(You)

>played a team sport
I played soccer in middle school and volleyball in high school.

>been to a festival or concert with friends.
Yup every year

>have been called a good kisser
Yup i have been called one

>can make conversation easily
I talk in a really weird fashion because i just spew out whatever im thinking. But i do it alot

>Held a b-day party when I was like 8

>go out most weekends
Yup i usually go to the park with a few friends

>use social networking sites and apps
Wouldn't 4chan be considered one of these? I use kik too

>not fat; in good shape
Peek performance i run marathons

>rarely alone on b-day and new years
It's hard for me to get any alone time

>had a girl say she loves me
Yup what a crazy fuck

>have a job

>been to a house party
Never again. A terrible experience desu

Dats all

I feel like i shouldn't be here

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i'm still allowed here right?

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>normalfags are the majority now

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hahahahahahah
I am diagnosed aspie

>>36362619

your mom/sister don't count fag

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Happy I got a bit closer to normiehood

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>>36350340
I actually thought i'd get a bingo, fuck I have it worse than I thought. The being called a"good kisser" was actually a lie, my ex confirmed that for me some years ago.

>>36363039
>Ex
>Not lost virginity

??

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I refuse to ever do drugs. Picking up a girl from a bar or club isnt my thing, I don't even like going cause I dont drink. Cant change the prom thing.

>>36363073
I don't think getting head counts. Besides, her crazy mom broke us up before we got to do anything. Shes an alcoholic, and lives in a tiny house with my ex, and every time I go there they'd always get into fights. gf would end up crying and I would just stand there having no idea what to do, I've never been the one to offer or even know how to offer emotional support. But yeah.

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:^)

very original poster

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>>36350340
Oh well. It could be worse.

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>>36350340
once upon a time it was 25/25 then 8 years ago certain things happened and now i'm here

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I have attempted to try weed once, but failed because I can't inhale. Does that count?

Other than that, I think my parents are proud of me because my grades at uni are pretty alright.

That's about it.

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All the crosses are when I was happy in my life, without stress and the pressure to find a job or a gf, without all the current things that make me cry every nights.

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i had a birthday party when i was 5 years old

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end me please
thank
origami salami

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Definitely a failed normie. I could've been normal had it not been for bad choices and bad luck at various times in my life.

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>>36350340
I don't think discord counts as social media because it's like 8 people and don't really talk to them outside the e-sports realm

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NORMIES GTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is a very original comment

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Usually I score to high on bingos on /r9k/

>>36350340
I've been to a house party.
That's the only one out of all of them.

>>36350340
Is this Bingo?

Man I suck with women tho :^(

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>>36364480
forgot to post this bad boii

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>>36350340
I'm not sure about the team sport part. In my schools, everyone had to do that in P.E.

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am i robottus now plox?

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I thought I was a normie, but I guess not :/

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Am I an original robot?

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>>36350340

Funny thing is, I've been on /r9k/ longer than ANY of you have. Maybe you guys need to get over yourselves.

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>>36350340
oegamiom

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>>36350340
Several squares but surprisingly only one bingo

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It's pretty bad, isn't it

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Not really in good shape but whatever.

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what do I do now if I got these ones

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I've been a failed normie for a few years as of now.

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This board is certainly full of fucking normies
>Parents will always be sorta proud of you, no matter how much of a loser you are
>MMORPG gf said I love you in raidcall
>Lost virginity to a 20$ street whore coz of r9k memes
>Wagecucking coz no neet bux in this 3d world shithole

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Probably failed normie. Mexican, but I choose to stay indoors and seclude myself. Can literally get with most chicks but I really don't care and not into white chicks so yeah

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shame r9k is full of normies now

G E T O U T

>>36350695
>1 year relationship
>Virgin

How does it feel to be a beta cuck?

>>36365930
get, the fuck, out normo man.
we don't want you here.

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>>36365930
you need to leave, your card is almost black'd out

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I've never been in a relationship though - which sucks.

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>>36350340
>tfw you're an iredeemable robot now

I just wanted another gf. Is that so hard to ask?

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>>36350340
I live in a country with close family ties so my parents live with me and my wife.

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>>36350593
>>36350785
>>36350894
>>36350977
>>36351080 >>36351085 >>36351304
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>>36351965 >>36351990
>>36352236 >>36352559
>>36352679 >>36353420
>>36354511 >>36354563
>>36354589 >>36354748
>>36354822 >>36354877
>>36354907 >>36355099
>>36355150 >>36355178
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>>36360983 >>36361165
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>>36363133 >>36363163 >>36363359 >>36363904 >>36363989 >>36364485
>>36364737 >>36364808 >>36364943 >>36365045 >>36365104 >>36365127 >>36365415 >>36365421 >>36365790 >>36365930 >>36366363 >>36366432 >>36366433
*heavy breathing* get off my board ORIGINAL AND CONTENT HEAVY AND NOT MANY LINES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
content and the other man in a great way of that day is the best way of doing that it will help the people of CONTENT that will have the same thing to be a great fun game

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Jesus fuck the amount of mutes I got
Originamoooooo

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ages 5-17 were the best years of my life even if I only had 5 friends or so

should I kill myself, try improve or just accept it?

birthdays and vacation were when I was kid. House party 5 years ago.

wonder what my childhood friends think of me. probably don't give a shit either way.

>>36352093
literally me, you are not alone anon

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>>36350340
you guys have low standards for normiehood.

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>>36350542
>turning into a robot
>not a khv

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do you guys even live?
at least go to /fit/ to learn how to make it.

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So I'm normie? I want to be hard

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>tfw it still doesn't form a bingo anywhere

literally none of this was true a couple of years ago

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>>36350340

Well shit bois I guess I'll see you later.

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It seems I have a screw loose.

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>>36350340
YES! What do I win?

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am I allowed to be on here,
i totally cheated my way into losing virginity btw

IF THIS ISNT PROOF THAT NORMIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(im a normie and checked every box)

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>>36350340
>get compliments regulary when I go out drinking
>had birthday parties as a kid but these days I just have some beers with my family to celebrate
>I got snapchat and a fake facebook which I use to talk to family
>not fat but slim. I go hiking 20 minutes everyday and eat fairy healthy so I guess I'm good
>onetiss in high school said she loved me as a friend
>had several jobs but the neet life is too good
>go to house parties quite often as long as I know someone there, if not I spend my weekends at home

I guess I'm a failed normal more than a fully fledged robot

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i feel like i'm doing terribly compared to the other people ITT

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>>36350340
ding ding ding ding ding
i'm a normie now finally i will get to fuck a nice pussy ahahah

>>36360500
wow you're so edgy

>ha-ha I don't care what my parents think
>"Anon clean your room or you don't get any tendies for din din"
>stupid mom who cares what you think! HA I showed her!

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Lost it to an escort, no longer have a job, skeletal but fit

>>36367805

We live in our minds because we're not plebs.

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ayyo lissen

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The majority of this happened in the past year or two btw
i went to prom but didn't have a date

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What's up with all of these normies with 15+ crosses?

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>>36350340
gf was intertnet gf who also happened to have a penis. she also ended up cheating on me. take that how ever you will

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I'mma sound super butthurt but this chart really proves how shallow normie standards are

I'm a champion Horseback-rider and a martial artist, but in order to be accepted by normies I gotta play a "team" sport because apparently fucking soccer is cooler than brazilian ju-jitsu

Go figure

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doing okay with friends but no love life

>tfw when you are fucking cyborg