doubles decide what i say to emily

>>36348551
tiggle my piggle wiggle

>>36348551
You're a slut you roastie scum

>>36348551
nya~
pls drink my cummies

>>36348551
Can you deepthroat?

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>>36348551
You look hella fine in that pic!

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>>36348551
Have you ever been penis envy?

scream my name when i plunder your ass

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>>36348551
Why did you swipe right? I'm uggo asf!

>>36348551
C-can I smell your boipucci?

>>36348551
What's more important to you than sex?

>>36348551
Hi.

fucking original post you dumb japanese cunt

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>>36348551
Are you into big black dicks?

I eat out my fleshlight sometimes.

>>36348722
You're welcome OP.

FUCK YOU HIROHITO

>>36348551
"I bet you smell like lavender and cat piss"

>>36348722
WE GOTTA WINNER BOOOOOOYS

HAHA NICE

>tfw been using tinder for almost a week now
>tfw too scared to message anyone
>tfw two girls messaged me first and I never responded

I wonder how many Chads responded to them and later fucked them

Say this " wanna come over for some Mahmoud awad and chill?;;;;;))))"

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Ok..

Emily literally unmatched me after I said that to her kek

Doubles decide on this girl

>>36348884
Gibe me luv pls

oranges

>>36348884
I like

big

TITS

and I cannot lie

You tinder bitches can't deny

When I walk in with my long thing in your thing you get the

SHITS

>>36348884
"How do you feel about pegging"

Othasmmm

>>36348884
You look like a young Hillary Clinton

>>36348884
you have a beuatiful smile

>>36348966
WINNER WINNER POULTRY DINNER

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>>36348966
Let's see how she responds

>>36349014
funny if she is based and calls you a cuck shill

>>36349014
It's autistic enough to be creepily believable

>>36349014
Why is her name spelled like some illiterate fuck wrote it?

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While we wait here's another

>>36349137
"You look like you put more money in your makeup then your golden accessories"

>>36349137
When did you get the surgery?

>>36349137
Show me your feet also when we get married I'm not converting to Islam +)

>>36349137
you are an asian princess

>>36349137
What's your favourite originalSwans album?

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This one should respond faster we just matched

>>36349137
You can call me Shiva, cause I WILL DESTROY YOU!

>>36349137
Hey know you're a hot girl
Take your clothes off
Send nudeeeees

>>36349244

Hey, nice to meet you let's fuck

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She answered

Quote the girls you want you want me write to

If she's British just use a peepshow quote. Works every time.

>>36349137
Hey Bekrista, I'm gonna squirt some jizta up your Krista if you no wat i mean ;)

>>36349244
I'm already jealous of your bike seat

>>36349293
I like my girls to look like the wifes of rapists so yes

>>36349137
Roses are red
violets are blue
Hey bikrisditjikristaajnfs
I want to nail you

>>36349293
>"is that a good thing"
>"no"
Then leave it at that. Don't say anything else.

I wish I got tinder matches.

>>36349137
Let's go out on a date to some designated shitting streets after some curry

>>36349293
Is it too soon to say I love you and I want nothing more than to hold you as we both slip away into the infinite abyss of nothingness

>>36349293
Hell no.

Kdkdne

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>>36348551
Offer her 5000 for one night in bed together and use a winky face

>>36349330
this is great, rolling until dubs

>>36349137
If I pull off that nose ring will you die?

>>36349423
too late >>36349377 already sperged this one out.

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>>36349377
Done so let's see

>>36348551

Ask her which one she is, and when she replies say

"Oh I was hoping you're the other one"

>>36349244
Aww, she looks cute.
"Have you ever used a strapon, because I want you to rape my boipucci all night long."

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>>36349483
Here we go original oi

>>36349483
This

Sidbdi

>>36349526
fuck those werent even dubs

>>36349555
so send her this message?

>>36349244
You can tell our kids we met on Tinder, so any complaints should be sent to [email protected].

>these cute girls are real

Holy shit really? 90% percent of the attractive women in my area are bots.

>>36349443
You should have just talked to her normally:/ but if she married you one day I get 10%

>>36349555
You must send this now

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She replied to it xxfvv

>>36349443
dsafdlj hasdjkfdsahjkfn hc lkjsd sorry cat was on keyboard XD .... love me? i'm sorry. god my fucking life. Can I tell you something? Before I leave this worthless life I will kill anyone I deem unfit for anything at all, especially life. I hate you types of people for leaving me out of so many fun things. And no don't fucking say "no that's your fault" because it isn't. You people had my number, and I asked and all, but no. No, no, no don't let the weird [insert your name] guy come along.

>>36349644
not making threats on an app

>>36349642

Number?

Ravioli Ravioli this post is Originoli

>>36349642
Nice, btw are you into golden shower?

>>36349642
Is she subtly turning you down or what? I can't read between the lines with these people.
>>36349644
Hi Elliot. Also, OP has to send this now.

>>36349675
just say jk she will get it

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>>36349677
Asked her for the digits

>>36349733

why would you add the post is original part you spazz

>>36349750
Just to make it that much better when i get the number

>>36349733
Now that you got dubs you have to message one of the other girls saying "asked her for the digits"

Top keks, fampai

>>36349733

Please send me nudes, I will bow down to you as my queenly princess and kiss thy feet

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>>36349781
Alright I wonder what she'll say

>>36349750
>Spaz
He's just goofing, which girls find funny

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Asked who@ rikv

>>36349902
"My mom"

orig

>>36349902
Sorry, my 5yo sister took my phone

>>36349922
YAAAASSSSSSSS OPIE

>>36349137
I don't always eat Indian but when I do it's for 2 hours

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>>36349922
That was fast. desu~

>>36349944
Shit I didn't mean to get dubs, ABORT ABORT

Oh well I guess you have to say my post too now OP

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>>36349750
It helped me get the number.

>>36349974
rolling for this one originally

>>36349984

You remind me of gasoline, even though you're probably expensive as shit I'd still pump you in my van.

>>36349902
Stop being like that, I want you to fuck my ass with a strap on like glad the implyer

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5yo sister took it

>>36349984
It this the easy mode that normals live on, every single day?

>>36349984
holy shit senpai you gon smash that tight little butthole

>>36350014

rerolling to get friendly op laid

>>36349984

What's your favorite thing to do? This isn't my fav thing to do, but I like to go to playgrounds and watch children play :) They are so innocent!

>>36350099
This is great originally

>>36350017
Do you know kneel and Bob?

Everything I've said was decided by an autist from 4chan

>>36349984
How fucking attractive are you?

>>36350099
The digits have spoken

>>36350017
during sex

originarino don't use this part op you retard

>>36350099
need to deliver on this one

>>36350017
Clooney said if he hears one more anecdote he's gonna schmutz. His exact words.

>>36350017
you really need to add that she took it during sex
kek bless us

>>36349644
OP please deliver on this. Please I'm begging you

>>36350017
>>36350210
Come on guys, rerolling for this please hirohito give me dubs.

>>36350210
"she took it during sex"


add this faggot

>>36350017
Release the hounds (by which mean your breasts)

>>36349984
>it's another robot catfishing for chads

>>36350261
thanks for helping the cause, kind soul.
>>36350017
>>36350178
>>36350210
dubs for the dub god. OP please add that she took your phone during sex.

I just added Briana girl to snapchat, going to try and get nudes

>>36350280
Rolling into oblivion rreee

>>36350311
about time, do it OP

>>36350311
wew lad, now you have to send her that

>>36350311

dubs are your worst enemy op, now you gotta send that to the other girl

>>36350306
again. he who perseveres will win the kingdom of heaven or some shit.

>>36350311
dubs, kek wants to see you fail

>>36350341
>>36350261
>>36350210
>>36350017
rerolling until I get it. OP, you have to do it if this is dubs. it's the law

>>36350338

He still has to add

>>36350099

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>>36350023
Pretty much

Original comment my niqqa

>>36350341
I must apologize, my sister took my phone while I was "spanking the monkey" in my room, god I am so embarrassed

>>36350391
fuuuck, it's probably too late now anyway. rerolling until the end of time

>>36350017
You can't touch electricity

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OP
>>36350099
>>36349644
NOW

>>36350017
You were my favourite president bitch

>>36350017
>>36350178
rerolling for this. kek may not have blessed me, but with hard work and perseverance I will turn the world to my hand

>>36350488
I actually fucking did it. Where is you god now?

>>36350488
>>36350488
>>36350488
deliver orig orig original post

>>36350488
The universe has spoken, OP do it now!!!

>>36350488

He still didn't add
>>36350099
and
>>36349644

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I just asked Brianna for some LOVE (lul tennis reference)

ill post the others to the girls on tinder in a minute

>>36350017
>>36350178
>>36350488
DO IT. RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>>36350488
damn only a 1000 off

>>36350539
I have few extra tennis balls if you are interested

>>36348551

OP is being a little bitch and picking and choosing which dub replies he says.

Not respecting the rules of dubs. Not very honorable OP.

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During sex it is

>>36350588
OP is officially not a faggot. Congratulations

>>36350588
post your profile right now faggot

>>36348551
Your faces are too shiny, wash it

/roll

>>36350588
OP, why are you taking all the dubs for yourself? Anyway, good job.

>>36350588
Can you deepthroat at all?

>>36350588
Ever deepthroated?

>>36350588

Shit I didn't mean to say that. Please don't report my profile. Can we forget I said that? God that was supposed to stay a secret.

>>36350588
Ever went down on a 5 year old before? Shit is cash

>>36350539
don't fug this up, OP, you can get her

>>36348551
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD WITH THIS STUPID /b/ BULLSHIT HOLY FUUUUUUUUCK
Why do you come here? Why do you feel the need to go to a different board and bring your shit board culture with you?
Please kill yourself

>>36350722
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET! originalo for my ass whole

>>36350722
not saying this

>>36350588
Hey, if we meet up do you wanna try deepthroating my dick?

>>36350762
Don't be a faggot

Origami

>>36350762
That's not how this works nigga, you can't ignore the digits

>>36350788
digits say you can't ignore the digits
you were given a last warning

>>36350588
Do you post a pic of you on tinder in a group because of self esteem issues?

>>36350722
>>36350762
You went this far, might as well go all the way.

>>36349706
Retard. He's quoting Eric Harris.

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Chggbbv

>>36350762
Cmon do it, it'll be the first time op was ever not a faggot

>>36350858
She obviously thinks your joking, so just say
>>36350722

>>36350842
Oh, sometimes I get my schoolshooters mixed up.

>>36350818

He already ignored

>>36349644
and
>>36350099

OP is a faggot who only chooses the dubs he wants. Fucking faggot.

>>36350858
See, she's taking it quite well. Now do >>36350722

>>36350902
KEK WILL STRIKE HIM, HE HAS BEEN WARNED!!!

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Op is a complete faggot, go back to /b/

>>36350902
>threatening to kill people on an app

fuck off retard

>>36350858
>New York University
It's a bot you idiots. NYU testing their AI, dead give-away.

>>36350858
Make America great again??? Also bill Clinton is a ______

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>>36350858
Can we see this one's picture, OP? She seems desperate and really wants this "odd conversation" to go on.
Now say this. "If Emily told me Darryl's secret, does that mean I have an obligation to keep it between us? I just don't get it. How can fruit actually cause that much damage."

>>36350995
Don't get ur hopes up, op is a complete faggot

>>36350958

Okay then what about

>>36350099

He's still a faggot for not saying this.

>>36351029
Then it's just another day on /r9k/
>Rip

>>36350858
wanna see?

venceremos

He might be following through with >>36349244

>>36351176
Or he might be a faggot

OP already got a memegirl's snapchat.
He's gone.

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>>36351499
Was talking to a diff girl

Streamable.com/swzz6

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op missing ??

>>36348551
Send a sticker and no words

>>36351569
i take it back we found him

>>36351565
>quotes in the profile
How many levels of pretentious is she on?

>>36351565
Nice tits I must say

>>36351953
>https://streamable.com/287na
Link is not working

https://streamable.com/zaj96

oops

>>36352007
Thanks OP, you really are not a faggot

>>36352001
i uploaded the uncut version so it had my snapchats contacts in it + the thread front my front facing camera

>>36351565
I'm curious OP, how did this convo start off?

Need some ideas for my tinder game. Used to be able to get nudes prety quick but I feel like it's changed since I last used it.

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>>36352270
Like so

>1hr ago

>>36352317

Post your profile

Originare yare daze

>>36352317
Ahh alright so she eas pretty much looking for the D.

Funnily enough the times I've gotten nudes is when I've flat out asked how big their tits are lmao.

>>36349221
You think she's a Muslim? Are you retarded anon?

>>36352401
Its a troll profile :^)

>>36352512
How do you make a troll profile? Without using sms verification?

>>36353843
By being a faggot, which op excels at