Its really simple lads, if you ever had sex, you simply CANNOT

>>36347128
Sex with humans or sex with anything? Because I fucked my dog once in a sexual experiment, I wanted to see how it felt to be on the receiving end.

It didn't feel good btw.

>>36347128
I agree, with the exception of hookers or animals.

I "fucked" a girl with a very hard latin fetish that i meet online, i say "fucked" because i never get hard because social anxiety, just oral sex and finger thing, obviously i did not cum.

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>>36347196
>>36347229

Indeed, the curious robot may sometimes indulge in these acts. Only when a human female willfully engages in fornication with a human male can the male ascend from robotdom.

>>36347128
I never had sex but I don't feel like a loser since everything else in my life is set. Finding a decent girl is the final boss.

>>36347408
So if I rape a chick I'm still a robot

That's far too simple a definition; many normies, mostly religious ones, hold out on having sex. No, to be a robot you must be so externally hideous that there is not even a remote possibility of ever having sex. Most users of /r9k/ can work out, get a job, get better clothes and someone would be willing to fuck them--for true robots, none of that would raise the odds of having sex past 0%.

>>36347128

Fucking normalfags

YOU CAN'T be a robot if you even have desire to have sex/have human contact. Stop trying to fit in

>hurr durr tfw no gf so robot omg

>>36347473
So I'm excluded from being a robot because I'm waiting for marriage?

>>36347473
good analysis anon.
this fucking shit is original reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>36347311
>Actually uses "Muh social anxiety" and "i didnt get muh diccwet" arguments

Prime normie example lads

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>>36347128
I agree with you 99% of the time. What about someone who was a typical robot virgin until their late twenties/early thirties losing it to a prostitue one time, though? Would you consider them to be an irredeemable normie?

>>36347473
no, you are simply a retard who thinks hes better than others

>>36347498
this one is correct tho
its called failed normies

>>36347128
newsflash faggot, normies don't want to be robots, they are just mocking you and you are too dumb to understand

>>36347408
What counts as fornication, though? Just PIV/A, or any sexual act? And does that mean that a gaybot who puts it in another dude's butt is still a robot? Because that sounds pretty normie to me.

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>>36347541
Sorry bub, you're still stuck with us.

this is the essential bare minimum qualifications for a robot. you cannot be a robot if you dont pass the following guideIines.

>male
>21+
>never had an official gf
>virgin (excluding paid sex)

you can argue all you want about being a NEET, having social skills, or if you're a richfag, etc but you MUST pass the bare minimum guidelines

What if my friend's previous gf liked me to where she allowed me to kiss her on the cheek and then she kissed me on the cheek?

Am I still a normie if I was able to get one time kisses from another girl?

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>>36347593
While im not sure if fornication is the correct term, i consider any lewd and willfull act between two humans as such, and that two dudes having sex therefore definetly counts.

>>36347649
>any lewd and willfull act between two humans
So having sex with a prostitute would count. So would making out with another person, for that matter.

>>36347128
>Hurr you must conform to my notions of what a nonconforming failed human is to post on this subforum of an anime imageboard

To be honest I like stating I've fucked women so bored frogposters have an excuse to ree.

>>36347128
Wouldn't I take more sense that a robot is a cold, emotionless, unfeeling wagecuck rather than an extremely sad virgin that it's come to mean?

>>36347638
this. if you dont meet all of these you're either a normie or a failed normie.

>>36347687
That's never what "robot" has meant, though. It's always meant "someone who inhabits /r9k/," although the exact meaning of that has varied considerably over the board's lifespan.

>>36347638
>never had an official gf
What if I met her here?

>>36347128
>posts le epic meme frog
>wants to be taken seriously
Did I just travel back in time to 2012?

>>36347697

>Uses ''normie'' as way to describe normal people
>Thinks he's a robot

Just leave

>>36347128
So.
If I paid a woman to come and sodomize you in your sleep after convincing her you and I are long time friends who plag jokes like these

You would cease to be a robot?

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>>36347669
Dont try to act smug my man, you know what i meant

>>36347687
never getting sex doesnt automatically mean that someone is an extremely sad virgin though, anon. You could be something like >>36347498

>>36347737
>If you browse /r9k/, you're automatically a robot!

No.

>>36347638

> excluding paid sex


you are not a robot if you had paid sex, at that point you are just a loser

>>36347829
No, because she would still be doing it because she got paid.

God give me the strength to disregard women

>>36347898
Robots are losers tho.

>>36347931

Although theoretically correct, robot are more of the society's rejects kind of losers. Those that pay for sex are the absolute degenerate garbage subhuman kind of losers

>>36347845
>If you browse /r9k/, you're automatically a robot!
Not what I mean. Rather that it's been defined by the culture of the board instead of anything to do with literal robots.

>>36347128
What about paid sex you fucking retard.

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>>36347128
I agree with this bot. I hate how people make threads about how many roasties they fucked, then complain about depression. We need to have the Beta Uprising soon.

>>36347899
Hmm. What if I did all thr fucking legwork to set you up with someone that actually had dicklust for you and you didnt know until she snuck you inside her

What if I'm gay and I've been pounded in the boipucci?

dont care lads, yes i have fucked a girl but im still a robot

i'll come here as i please

i don't think so, i had sex i think i'm still a robot.

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I did attempt to have sex 5 times but I'm not sure if anything of that counts

>First time was so blackout drunk that it was not enjoyable for either of us and we kind of gave up after few minutes
>Second time I went soft because for some fucking reason I decided to go to pee between foreplay and sex
>Third time I was drunk and had no condom so she attempted to blow me but I was so drunk that I had to concentrate all of my will into keeping boner, let alone cumming so we gave up
>Fourth time I was a bit drunk and I just couldn't finish, after good 15 minutes the condom broke, she gave me quick handjob (Finally did manage to cum)
>Fifth time I did not bring a condom so she gave me a handjob
>Will probably try again tomorrow

Am I a virgin or not?

I have a gf but I'm still a robot, I don't care what you faggots say, I'm not trying to stay in the club I'm trying to better myself. It's actually kind of sad you think anyone that's not a robot would go to any length to wanna be defined as one

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Here's your daily reminder that being a robot is only defined as being a NEET and/or being socially awkward. Although being a virgin may be a byproduct of being a NEET or socially awkward, it isn't a deciding factor in whether you're a robot or not.

newfags please leave