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How would you react if this woman showed up at your home and

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How would you react if this woman showed up at your home and claimed you were the father of this child?
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I didnt have sex with her so ...I'd close the door
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>>36346925
i'm asian so i will not touch this woman's dirty white baby
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>>36346925
I would ask her if she recognizes my dick
>>if she tries to play it off I'll seduce her to come inside so I can help her remember
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Is she in a wheelchair?
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>accept them
>be a good father and husband (aka cuck)
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>>36346925
>she turns back when I open the door
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>>36346925
Get a DNA test, if true, get in good with the mom for a while because she is a qt, decide if she is worth being with, stay or leave, raise my son.
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>>36346925
You have to open a gate and come down 6 steps to get to my front door. I don't think she'd make it.
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Rip her nose ring out, kick her over, and raise the baby in my image.
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>>36346925

i'd say okay and let them in and start fucking the bitch, then after i'm done fucking her she and the baby can leave
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>>36346925
Punch both of them.
Then close the door.
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>>36346925
I'd be lying to you if I said i wouldn't at least hear here out.

I'd also be lying if I said I wouldn't immediately be tempted to drop to one knee. She's a cutie.
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>>36346925

Probably nervous laughter and explain that I'm a KV so that cannot be.

I have a pretty generic appearance to be fair.
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i would make her another one
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>>36346925
>nose-piercing
>penis inverts instantly
No thank you, you fucking whore.
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stomp the child's head in and keep her as a sex slave in the basement, fuck her ass with homegrown giant zucchinis hnnnnng, then kiss her sensually and tell her everything's gonna be alright
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