/britfeel/

https://strawpoll.com/12389ex

File: jezza.jpg (327KB, 2197x1463px) Image search: [Google]

327KB, 2197x1463px

Stop spending all day down the pub

File: 00064762e631917ae48e07c8d4b8b14860a55d4e81b05b4dba2092ff5dd26c73.jpg (149KB, 682x1024px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 682x1024px

Are all the easter holiday fags gone yet?

>message friend that I'm feeling lonely
>seen
>no reply
ffs

Anybody ripe for an arse beefing?

I love to drive and visit service stations, so I'd be happy to meet anyone anywhere in the country.

>>36346644
do you like serial killers too?

>>36346644

Why do you love service stations so much?

>jogging on the spot
>willy bouncing around
feels lewd

File: corbe.png (16KB, 570x394px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 570x394px

Corbyn will win the election

>>36346658
No, I'm not Shipanon. Not sure why he claimed to be me the other day.
>>36346662
It's the hustle bustle that I like. There's always new faces. Plus I dunno if you've noticed, but they are overwhelmingly white.

File: sad.png (228KB, 1192x830px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 1192x830px

>>36346721

Holy fuck nobody has ever said that before

File: Mask Brainlet.png (127KB, 601x508px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 601x508px

Rate my life lads

>be me
>28
>6'1''
>white
>studied law at Cambridge
>master's at Oxford
>work as commercial barrister living in London
>250k per year
>work 4 months, take 2 months off to travel the world, then work for 4 months, then 2 months off, alternate
>have done road trips in the USA, backpacking across Asia, adventures across Europe, etc
>do pro bono work for fathers in custody battles against dumb roasties
>single
>virgin
>have published an award-winning fiction book and a political book
>have been invited to debate in the Cambridge Union Debating Society before
>have a decent social life with other lawyerfags
>thinking of standing for MP

None of this is actually true, this is what I wish my life was ;~;
Post your dream life

>>36346611
You know what you have to do xdxd

>>36346792
>You know what you have to do xdxd
n-no...what?

What is an mgid?

Any of the Scottish robots know?

File: emperor.png (15KB, 473x454px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 473x454px

>>36346782

I am emperor of rome and I have commanded my legions to sack carthage.

>>36346782
>Post your dream life
She said yes.

>>36346820
>Shave your head
>buy a green military jacket
>delete Facebook
>withdraw from everyone you know for 10 years while learning php in the mountains
>develop your own Facebook competitor
>wait another 10 years until you surpass Facebook
>Friend everyone in the world except your friend
>throw an egg at his head when he's not looking

File: Dubs_prediction.jpg (12KB, 254x255px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 254x255px

Woooooooeeeeee heeeere we gooooo xdxd xxx

>>36346782
>29
>5'11
>White
>Studied a meme degree at UCL
>No masters
>Work as entrepreneur/consultant doing cool, creative things
>Live nomadically, traveling the world perpetually, with a base in a comfy place in southern europe with my blonde gf with big tits
>Got mates in London, Italy, Germany and New York
>Online business and consulting work makes about 20k a month usually
>Thinking about writing a screenplay

This is all actually true

>>36346895
I keked and felt slightly better for a moment, thanks.

File: 1418573362644.jpg (131KB, 600x356px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 600x356px

>>36346782
corrupt diplomat to an Asian country having drug fuelled orgies with young boys and girls i guess,

I almost have the masters degree in global politics, now its just getting the location and working my way up.

File: xi.jpg (189KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1280x853px

Listen to Confucius

File: xi.jpg (189KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1280x853px

Shill Xi Jinping in Yinggan

Sup I'm in a hostel right now travelling across the country. There's two in my room an nobody else. What do?

>what was a slightly funny meme is now a cancerous shitpost

fucking way to go

hi everyone i really need your help
i need to know that name of this anime its got a green haired girl (male ) in it a ten year old princess and ultra macho knight and the protagonist who fell from the sky and a silver haired military guy who hand both his balls broken?

File: xi.jpg (189KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1280x853px

Ignore safety regulations

Report all xi posts. This has to count as spam

File: xi.jpg (189KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1280x853px

Take herbal medicine

>>36346987
never mind found it myself

Ixion Saga DT

>>36347012
Dude stop with the (male) meme is it a guy or a girl

>>36346987
>>36347065
I dont understand these posts

File: 2427886459_30910b8a29.jpg (148KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 500x375px

>>36346782
I'm not one for reaching high goals nor am I one for finding appeal in success

but my dream is to work on the crab trawelrs in Norway, after a season come back home do some construction site work, and tear up the local skatepark till crab season is back on

Think I might smoke heroin off some tinfoil later on lads

If I'm ever in a pub quiz and get asked "Who is the president of China?" I'll have flashbacks to these threads

File: xi.jpg (189KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1280x853px

Learn to play the Zither

>>36347103
What is stopping you from actually doing this? Seems so simple.

>>36347090
i wanted to know the name of an anime but i found it out myself please ignore

I get a headache everytime I drink these days. Only takes one beer. Is it autism?

File: xi.jpg (189KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1280x853px

Start drinking green tea

>>36347083
Bro did you know this is an anime general

File: 1492334548817.jpg (36KB, 480x476px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 480x476px

Reminder to report all Xi posts as spam!

>>36347219
>>36347162
Mate please stop you're killing the thread

>>36346555

Triples

>>36346577

Doubles

>>36346644

Doubles

>>36346665

Off by one

File: xi.jpg (189KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1280x853px

Gift family members red envelopes

File: lovetheface.jpg (99KB, 634x812px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 634x812px

Drink your own piss

Could have been a really funny meme but he overdone it.

File: Jinping.png (385KB, 361x535px) Image search: [Google]

385KB, 361x535px

>>36347245

Your request will be honoured

0382 is a good one

>>36347329
How? What would be funny about it? There is absolutely no comedy to be found within it.

>>36347373
The whole idea of britfeel being owned by China is quite funny

To Steve

Make sure you post on here when you are at the shed. Don't knock the door, it will look too suspicious. Just post and I'll open up, make sure no one sees you.

Redpill me on lurpak. Is it real butter?

>>36347462

It's better than most margarine, but not quite real butter

Just fucked a 54 year old prozzy lads ama

>>36347479
How much'd she cost lad

>>36347479
Why so old holy shit

>>36347489
100 squids for the hour

>>36347479
sounds like a nice time, did you get her to call you a good boy?

>>36347520
I have mummy issues, like most of us here

>>36347537
Not those exact words, but she was very kind and motherly which was nice

>>36347429
Hey mate I'm outside the door now

>>36347479
Oldest I have gone for claims 47 but wouldn't surprise me if she was older. Kept good care of her body, looked better than most 30 year olds I had seen. Shame her face really showed her age.

>>36347595
How was the fanny itself?

>>36346919
What businesses are you involved in?

File: image.jpg (347KB, 2004x1946px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 2004x1946px

Fun fact: 90% of all the UK's comfyness is produced in one county.

Oh btw I did have that wank about Cash me Outside girl earlier. Since I was looking at fully clothed pics/vids does that make it a classy wank?

>>36347696
fuck off back to your rocky shit hole you quasi welsh

>>36347696
Gonna need some proof to back up these grandiose claims

Did party anon ever shag/rape that girl on Friday?

>>36347696
>Surrounded by water

That's pretty uncomfy 2bh.

File: 1461270515457.png (279KB, 507x360px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 507x360px

>>36347696
I think you meant six counties.

>>36347753

Yeah he did fuck her in the end

>>36347667
I've got several things going on.

I have a part stake in a few online video courses for stuff like weight loss and self-publishing

And I do consulting work for companies to help them use social media for their brand, and I also do consulting for an ad agency in New York.

>>36347777
Shall be reporting his posts to the police in that case. Thanks, and nice quads

>>36347696
As a member of the neighboring county I can tell you all this is bullshit.

>>36347805
Got screenshots?

>>36347696
All the plebs replying to this

Enjoy your paki cities

File: 1490395374142.jpg (168KB, 1180x822px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 1180x822px

>>36347696
>third world
>full of smackheads
>thinks it's its own state
>comfy

File: Quintessentially British TV.png (270KB, 672x700px) Image search: [Google]

270KB, 672x700px

>>36346555
Essex white girls edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

I'm going to be found innocent in court eventually but I kinda want to go to jail or and internet ban so I have stories for work

File: 149234338868.jpg (61KB, 718x802px) Image search: [Google]

61KB, 718x802px

P-please post waifus lads

>>36347805
how do you know he didn't get her to sign something to show she consented

>>36347963
Only BREXIDIOTS could like this show. Brexit was the wrong decision, and these people are not right in the head.

>>36348014
She'd drank alcohol, she was incapable of giving informed consent no matter what he shoved in front of her inebriated face

>>36348001
Do people at your work know you're going to court for filming a girl shitting?

>>36348014
if a female is drunk she cant consent, this is literally the law as stupid and weird as it sounds

China is vastly superior to Japan

I really don't like Liverpool. Just walking the main street and two different guys tries to sell me cocaine

>>36348001
What do you mean you're getting found innocent?

You are guilty so you'll probably be found guilty.

>>36348025
>Milking your old bait

>>36348042
Taiwan number one!1!!

This fucking meme argument again

>>36348025
ah is it still that time. i'll pop back later on

>>36348044
>Waa someone politely offered me something I don't want

Stop being such a crybaby.

File: 856006d9c9945f9c210bcc64f29b0347.jpg (168KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 600x800px

>>36348008
anything you you bby :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w

like 1999 n stuff wew.

File: balbriggan2.jpg (127KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 640x1136px

>>36347773
Going to Balbriggan tomorrow. Hope one of the locals don't chuck a spear at me or try to eat my dog

>>36348028
I'm not going to court for that

>>36348058
Not really, it comes down to >muh feeings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XowYudkB0Pc

Would you a Hit Girl?

>>36348084
>Something illegal i don't want

>>36348101
No it comes down to the law, which you broke.

This is like when you thought you'd definitely get back into uni, when we all told you that you don't have a hope in hell.

Lads, I've been vaping like a madman to relieve stress and my lungs/chest are killing me.

Worried I've scarred my lungs or something, they've been hurting for over a week

File: 1b2b9687c85186d865831e1c00c4a028.jpg (334KB, 997x1000px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 997x1000px

>>36348088
>Not posting the M&M version

also nice fat ladies

>>36348128
So what? Stop being such a pussy. No wonder you ended up here.

>>36348130
>This is like when you thought you'd definitely get back into uni, when we all told you that you don't have a hope in hell

I miss delusional arrogant Ribena. The whole thing descended into uninteresting faggotry and lost me

File: David Mitchell.jpg (13KB, 220x270px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 220x270px

Hello lads

>>36347479
Nice lad, is this your first time? Would you do it again?

>>36347696
I've heard on multiple occasions that the most comfy place is in Whales where there are fewer people. Scottish highlands could probably be quite comfy too if it weren't so cold

>>36348001
What are you charged with m8? And idk if jail really is that comfy, especially if you're a bit of a soft flower like I am.

Considering the argument I had with management at work yesterday, and that it was bank holiday monday, today at work was pretty good. I did my job without any hassle and management left me alone.
Decent day

>>36348168
Remember when he thought that not only would he get back into uni, but he'd also get an apology and compensation money from them?

>>36348146
>b-but vaping is healthier than smoking!

well then, guess that's complete bullshit

>>36348175
>What are you charged with m8? And idk if jail really is that comfy, especially if you're a bit of a soft flower like I am.
3 counts of the Communications act Scotland

Also I want prison because it'll be new and interesting

>>36348192
>>36348168
The war ain't over til I say it is

>>36348200
Just because it's healthier than smoking doesn't mean it's a good idea.

>>36348215
That girl you were interested in at work went and got a better job and left you behind.

How does that make you feel?

File: Jonah and the whale.jpg (48KB, 596x461px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 596x461px

>>36348175
>the most comfy place is in whales
kek

File: cdNARvm.png (924KB, 778x1200px) Image search: [Google]

924KB, 778x1200px

>>36348008
Why the fuck did the government ban handguns lad.

I really want a pistol.

Delta Elite is my pisol-fu, but Saber is my waifu, and so I shall post her.

>>36348278
>Why the fuck did the government ban handguns lad.

Because kneejerk reactions, people think the more red tape and laws reduce crime. instead of you know investing in a strong police force, education system and mental health facilities

But you know all that stuff costs money, so lets just ban stuff.

funny how gun crime is rising in London again...

File: 1492374622582.png (122KB, 385x340px) Image search: [Google]

122KB, 385x340px

>>36348278
You can get a pistol lad, they're not actually illegal

They were banned because Queen Victoria was paranoid of being assassinated after one of her close associates was shot

I too am somewhat envious of Americans' right to have guns

If it means anything, you can legally carry a pocket knife on you if it's less than 3'' long

>>36348349
>You can get a pistol lad, they're not actually illegal

Handguns that aren't locked to a single shot are illegal. And you need to be culling badgers or some sit to get a licence

>They were banned because Queen Victoria was paranoid of being assassinated after one of her close associates was shot

Also Dunblane.

>>36348249
>That girl you were interested in at work went and got a better job
We don't know that but you can bet I'm gonna find out

>and left you behind.
Sucks since that's a line in one of my favourite songs (Ugly Heart)

>>36348411
Think about it mate, why would she leave for a worse job?

>>36348349
>I too am somewhat envious of Americans' right to have guns
>wanting every twat in this country to have a gun
And yeah yeah I know some still get them anyway.

>>36348175
It is yes and I think I might. Only problem was that she was a proper shite kisser which ruined the mood a little

>>36347645
Warm, wet and tighter than I was expecting also it tasted good sat on my face

Still mentally disturbed that Poleaboo tried to hit on me

>>36348348
I've always said, and always will say, that banning guns solves precisely fuck all. People who are doing serious crime will bypass the bans, and people who are doing things spontaneously will find other ways of hurting people.

>But you know all that stuff costs money, so lets just ban stuff.

This pisses me off to no end. Removing our freedoms under the guise of saftey, when the truth is it's just the easiest/cheapest option to prevent backlash.

>>36348349
I'm fairly certain you can't get a hand gun under 12" long. So, it has to have an extended barrel and fixed stock, I believe. Though I might be wrong.

>>36348457
It's not about everyone being able to have guns. I'm all for background checks and stuff.

I just don't think that it should be banned for everyone due to the actions of the few.

Sure, I'm not mentally sound, but I'm not going to be shooting myself, or anyone else. Well, unless they tried to knife me or something.

That being said, I've never felt like I'd need to conceal carry, so if I did get knifed, and did own a pistol, the chances of me having it on my person is pretty low.

>>36348531
>Sure, I'm not mentally sound, but I'm not going to be shooting myself, or anyone else.
I imagine most people who end up pulling the trigger think that. Another issue for me is that an armed population needs an armed police force. Would you really feel ok with our lot being trusted with guns?

>>36348215
>Also I want prison because it'll be new and interesting
can somebody screenshot him? i think this should be used as evidence

where the fuck is kev

>>36348451
Personal circumstances may have forced her quit

or maybe she just wants something closer to home

>>36348632
How is that evidence of guilt?

>>36348593
>Stoner sat in his car smoking weed
>Report him to police
>They show up
>When he drives off they arrest him for drug driving

File: s3f4d25ad09111e9c512bad99072440f3.jpg (188KB, 705x1000px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 705x1000px

>>36348008
Had a pretty nice day watching One Piece~

I do hope you all had a good day as well, lads

>>36348593
>Another issue for me is that an armed population needs an armed police force. Would you really feel ok with our lot being trusted with guns?

They already have guns lad, go to any city or trainstation/event/airport and you will see coppers with PDW's

>>36348593
>I imagine most people who end up pulling the trigger think that.

Like I said, if I was going to kill myself, I'd find a way to do it gun or no, and if I wanted to go and kill people, I'd do it gun or no.

You're not going to stop people getting murdered, or stop people killing themselves, by banning guns, you're just going to stop people from having guns, surprise surprise.

>an armed population needs an armed police force.

It'd require more training for the average bod, but if they had that training, sure, but as >>36348348 said, they wouldn't be willing to foot the bill for it, so instead, we don't get guns.

File: Pounding Dance Music.png (170KB, 500x283px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 500x283px

>>36348708
Glad you had a good day lad

I've been saying for months that I'm going to get back into anime. Everyday I think 'Tomorrow I'm gonna do it' but I never do, I jst shitpost on 4chan. I want to watch Himtou! Umaru-Chan though

>>36348731
I'm talking about every bobby on the beat. Being stopped on a nightwalk buy a retard copper with a gun would be very uncomfy.

>>36348661
clearly demonstrates that you have a guilty conscious and sub consciously want to be punished

>>36348661
Unlikely. She put up with the commute for two years. It's much more likely she moved on to something better.

You just want to be delusional because the most likely scenario triggets. Exactly the same way you delusionally thought you were going back to uni.

Everyone at that call center except you is just passing through on the way to something better, and that triggers you.

>>36348802
they wouldn't need to train and arm every bobby on the beat.

we had legal handguns in this country up until the 90's and we were just fine, I think people are confusing what that anon was pointing at I don't think he is pushing concealed carry just the relaxation on what you can own (if you get a license of course).

Are you seriously trying to make Markposting a thing now? Just let the thread breathe ffs.

>>36348767
I feel like I would have killed myself already if I had a gun handy

Also imagine how much worst the terrorist attack in London would have been if he had been able to get a gun. Though I suppose then there's always the argument that everyone else would have been armed too so he either wouldn't dare or would be taken out quickly

Speaking of that terrorist attack, imagine being the guy who shot him. Everyday you stand in front of Parliament with a gun but you never expect to actually need to use it, when suddenly you get called out and there's a crazy man who you have to shoot, then boom you've just killed a man. Of course they signed up for it but I like imagining what goes through people's minds in scenarios like that

File: 16790141_1435560846506008_7413439665467817984_n.jpg (151KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

151KB, 1080x1080px

>tfw no qtpie Alexa Chung gf

>>36348878
Ah I get you, purely for home defence. Well the background checks would have to be watertight and we'd have to make sure we didnt go full America.

File: mao.jpg (20KB, 220x281px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 220x281px

>>36348882
Stop letting the thread breathe

File: mao.jpg (20KB, 220x281px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 220x281px

Stop voting

>>36348891
I imagine it's different individual to individual. I don't think I would've felt much guilt if I'd killed him, man was a cunt, but I'd certainly hesitate.

It's a line you can't uncross though. Either way, he almost certainly a little shook.

>>36348878
> I don't think he is pushing concealed carry
No, certainly not. Not that I have anything against the idea of concealed carry, it's just that you can't have perfect background checks.

But banning basically anything that isn't a .22 is ludicrous invasion of personal freedoms.

>>36348957
We see your failure.

>>36348906
too old now. she was a qt on t4(?) tho.

For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy

>when you still haven't been able to take a shit yet but want to stick things in your butt

>>36346782
>MChem at Durham
>PhD at Oxford
>my dream is to synthesise a fuck load of horrifically pure LSD and see how far into the underworld i can get, or die trying

Chinkposting makes my day desu

>>36349080
We know it does chink poster because you have been doing it all day now fuck off.

File: Oooh.jpg (18KB, 350x343px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 350x343px

>>36349059
Oooh where do I sign up?

Right lads gonna smoke some heroin and watch a doc on insane asylums. Fuck this shit life.

Have you seen this yet lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7y9JSJftDs

File: gsg-1911-.22lr-desert-tan-long-barrel-pistol-285-p.jpg (57KB, 1000x597px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 1000x597px

>>36348921
I think most people with interest in shooting here hold the same view really

personally my arms are too weak to hold a rifle let alone go shooting, I tried shouldering a deactivated FAL once and I couldn't even do that competently.

So I'm not much bothered

>>36349031
it is rather silly

the requirements especially on length with the justification the gun might get stolen and used as a "concealed firearm" is retarded, as if the criminals can't steal something legal like pic related here and chop off the stock and barrel. There you go they have just made your law and logic invalid with a hacksaw and 5 minutes

As usual the government and law makers have no concept of reality, it triggers me when people say our laws are sane. Because logically they make zero sense

File: DSC05132.jpg (271KB, 1600x1069px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 1600x1069px

> You're eating Snackrite and stacey is out there getting railed by guys who eat Walkers

Why even continue?

>>36349208
because kettle chips lad.

Another night of hiding my mild erectile dysfunction from the gf successfully completed. Life is an ordeal right now

>>36349193
It makes it somehow even worse. Like, not only are you sacrificing our freedoms on the alter of security, you're doing it so cack-handedly that it's just an excuse to prosecute people for nothing.

A few girls were talking about Johnny Depp in work and I started laughing thinking about that bit in 9/11 -2.

I looked like a right weirdo because I couldn't explain why I was laughing.

https://youtu.be/bwuVCdfO3_s?t=2m57s

>>36349193
I shot an old Enfield rifle when I was 12/13 in the cadets and it was such a handful, I'm left handed and having to use my weaker hand to work the bolt and the trigger meant that out of the 20 or so shots I took from the prone position, I missed 18 or 19 of them

>>36349259
I had this issue for awhile. How are you hiding it?

>>36349282
I cant stand that meme or his show.

>>36349332
I don't like Sam as a person but I think his show and his comedy are top notch.

File: 1490046091724.png (98KB, 327x323px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 327x323px

>>36349366
>tfw Sam's edgy, "ironic" persona is the reason we're not getting World Peace season 2

File: th8TZ2ACAJ.jpg (9KB, 168x160px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 168x160px

>>36348008
here we go lad, 1 waifu as kindly requested
>>36348349
and as long as it's not a lock knife, you'll still get done with a lock knife on you no matter the length
>>36348088
was that 99, fuck
>>36348708
been good so far thanks lad, just getting set for a couple hrs vidya now

>>36349259

Did you try anything to help, or was luck just on your side tonight

File: Muslim lolli.jpg (394KB, 1057x957px) Image search: [Google]

394KB, 1057x957px

Hurry up and cross and cross the road you little white trash

>>36349302
>>36349487

Bit of viagra, and a bit of timing. I'm 90% sure my problem is hormonal - basically I fuck once and my penis is out of action for a day - so once the doctor sorts that out I think I'm OK

>>36349488
What an absolute state.

>>36349473
Did anyone find out about him and Marky?

>>36349641
He bummed her, lad.

>>36349524
>basically I fuck once and my penis is out of action for a day

You and everyone else over the age of 25.

>pornhub is actually really good for gay porn
Huh, I thought it was for pure straight stuff

>>36349473
The worst thing is that Sam fucked things up for Nick and Charls.

>>36349849
What's the story there then? Got a link?

Is 'young folks' the only song that is both upbeat and relaxing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iArXv64tCJA

What is it with people's inability to use headphones?

It's 23:45. I know you own headphones, yet you're playing league of legends through your speakers loud enough to be heard... why?

>>36349862
Nick and Charls are never going to get work in comedy because their name is associated with Sams.

worst britfeel day ever today

Alright lads, I'm on Alphabay, time to buy 100 quid's worth of weed. Wonder what I'll pick up.

File: 12768211_10206192035983173_2924735511971114052_o.jpg (43KB, 360x350px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 360x350px

God lads I'm so fucking angry with absolutely no reason for it

How the fuck do I calm myself down? I feel like I'm going to break some furniture and I dunny wanna do that I paid a good penny for this shit.

>>36350143

Scots really are the lowest form of human

What does ne signify yinggan?

Like when you say "It's too early", it's "hai zao ne". "hai" is still and zao is "early". But "ne" seems to have no translation so why is it used?

File: A fucking shithead.gif (359KB, 245x138px) Image search: [Google]

359KB, 245x138px

>>36349870
The video makes me so damn mad and I don't know why

>>36350186

Is it the music or the video itself that makes you angry?

File: The-Squad.jpg (75KB, 960x640px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 960x640px

>>36350143
>tfw you will never have a gang this cool.

File: maxresdefault.jpg (192KB, 1918x1080px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 1918x1080px

>>36350143
Breathe in and out whilst counting to 10 slowly. I know it sounds like a meme but it works for me

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/11682406/The-Battle-of-Waterloo-is-this-the-most-British-conversation-ever-to-be-held-on-a-battlefield.html
makes you proud to british
>By God, Sir, I've lost my leg.
>To which Wellington replied, with equal restraint: By God, Sir, so you have.

File: 7.png (19KB, 737x285px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 737x285px

>>36348215

> 3 counts of the Communications act Scotland

Funny.
You admitted to recording young girls before you nonce.

>>36350208
Colour me impressed anon

File: v6Tdu70.gif (498KB, 460x261px) Image search: [Google]

498KB, 460x261px

>>36350203
The video mostly, just something about the animation. And I will always associate the song with the video now so the song itself makes me mad indirectly

>>36350143
always best to smash something, you not got anything cheap in the house to smash

>>36350119
Jealous, lad. I'm too thick to work out how to use bitcoins

I am 21 years old starting (now)

give HBDs please lads :)

>>36350225
Fuck off Reddit.

The fact this is original doesn't surprise me

>>36350143
>with absolutely no reason for it

There is a reason, you're just not aware of it. And you'll continue to be unaware of it as long as you keep trying to escape your feelings.

Experience the feeling. Don't smash anything, control it. But experience it and allow it to run its course.

>>36350270

Skip to 2:00 to 2:12, and look at that bit with them both on the phone.

>>36350313
you use reddit?

>Primary school children taken to visit iman who high court ruled an extremist.

Yay diversity!

Saw an unusual amount of roadkill today

Bit strange

File: BirthdayPepe.gif (2MB, 550x550px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 550x550px

>>36350308
Happy birthday lad hope you got a drink on the go.

>>36350308
fappy birthday anon, how you going to spend the day, please tell me it's not working

>>36350296
It's easy lad. Just go to Local Bitcoins and follow the instructions.

File: robin.jpg (92KB, 1160x828px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 1160x828px

Disapoitend in u lads

File: tumblr_nqzszf9BQd1uwcitwo1_500.jpg (35KB, 500x501px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 500x501px

>>36350382
Thank you so much, really appreciate it. Truly enjoyed spending my last 3 birthdays on the chon with the lads, enjoying my time on the 'feel.

>>36350425
The wholemeal bread of the car world.

>>36350308
>starting now
Born exactly on midnight were you?

Then no, you're not 21 years old. You're a few hours short.

File: Oh Dobby.jpg (97KB, 724x543px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 724x543px

>>36350344
Watched it, nothing amazing happened, am disappoint

Reported all druggies ITT to the police.

>>36350470
report poleaboo a couple times to

>>36350403
got uni exams in 4 weeks, and 25 page reports and a group project to finish so mostly that I should think, haven't got any friends IRL and don't live with the so-called family. But desu work, occasionally interrupted by shitposting is a fine way to spend some time

also thank you lad, also see >>36350434

File: 1490999147498.png (18KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 650x650px

>>36350455
please don't bully the birthday boy

File: Lars.jpg (280KB, 1600x1444px) Image search: [Google]

280KB, 1600x1444px

Lars is happy to cuddle comfy you all
he is disappointed
he is happy to be a not he if that is your thing
he is like really happy to be whatever you want
he isa a CUM DUMSTER
but not for you brti fags because you have been so uncmfy
you blody stupid twats

>>36350470
>talking to my mate
>ask him to hook me up with his dealer
>instead report his dealer to the police
>he hasn't been able to get drugs in 2 weeks

top kek

Has anyone here ever have unprotected sex?

What time you lads planning on starting to queue outside Tescos for your reduced easter eggs?

Anyone wanna meet me there?

>>36350440
I make up yr bum cum

>>36346782
even in your dream life you're a single virgin?

File: DEN.jpg (4KB, 193x262px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 193x262px

Hi guys. I'm going to be posting a picture of academy award winning actor Denzel Washington every time I post.

>>36350546
I've had sex a grand total of 4 times (with one girl) and each time was unprotected.

>>36350515
are the spelling mistakes on purpose or are you also a stupid twat

>>36350566
I already went to asda today, half price off mini eggs and everything cream egg. Feelin pretty full of diabetes right now lad.

>>36350546
It's not really sex if it's protected, is it?
You've just had your dick in a condom.

I doubt you have the autism to keep this up like I did with President Xi

>>36350534
>So, what are your hobbies?
>Well I make up stories about reporting drug dealers to the police and then post them on a website for people who are socially dysfunctional

Take a look at your life mate.

>>36350546
I've never fucked with a condom on.
I've had sex hundreds of times, but only with two people

>>36350546
Does getting barebacked by truckers count?

>>36350648

meant for >>36350597

unoringrobot

>>36350663
>I make up fake conversations between me and someone I've never met

Take at look at YOUR life, mate.

File: Denzel-Washington.jpg (2MB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2048x1536px

>>36350686
>current year
>doubting anyone's autism

>>36350648
keep it up for a year then we can chat kiddo

>>36350733
avatar

BAN HIM MODS

>>36350487
well I hope your exams go well lad but studying on your birthday shows commitment I bet you'll be right. hope you have a good day mate

Which of you have an intricate and internalised fantasy world?

>>36347245
Thanks lad.
Tired of that forced meme already.

>>36350951
>implying I have an imagination at all

File: brc35270.2-asian-girls.jpg (72KB, 380x411px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 380x411px

Would you a mail order bride lads?

Not going to muck about, /britfeel/s a shit hole and you should be ashamed

>>36351010
from japan yeah but they don't export

>>36351010
Absolutely, just wouldn't be able to look any of my family in the eye for the rest of my life.

>>36351010
depends, is it free P&P?

>>36351010

>purchasing a green card hooker

>>36350951
I have three consistent ones

1. My family wins the lottery when I'm in Yea 7 and become an Olympic shooter. It's gotten pretty involved, in it I get knighted, have a kid with a celebrity and end up in the House of Lords.

2. Failing at the Star Wars TFA open all leads to me getting a role in an indy film as a rapist (my natural calling) which gets me an Oscar and a Hollywood career where I get famous for shagging Taylor Swift.

3. General "better version" of me, this one is the least developed but at some point I invested in Snapchat, so when Facebook bought it I became rich and bought Grain Tower https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grain_Tower

>>36351010
I can barely take care of myself, let alone an Asian or god forbid, a Russian..

File: qipao-25.jpg (134KB, 667x1000px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 667x1000px

>Dad asked me when I'm getting married

God dad I only started learning Chinese a few days ago.

File: robin1.jpg (3KB, 160x90px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 160x90px

>>36350965
Tim for an exciting new meme tbqhwul

Us ROBOTS huh lads

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/you/article-2557765/Is-man-wired-differently.html

>>36351059
The idea is she takes care of you anon...

what we listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma7lyfYzIw8

>>36351010
More like MALE order bride haha!

>>36351094
But I don't deserve that.

>>36350951
I have two.
One is my own fantasy country in Europe with its own history and culture while the other is a different planet linked to earth via a portal, with several alien species coexisting together.
Both have very similar aesthetics because my tastes are extremely limited.
I really don't think it's healthy for me but I keep daydreaming about it anyway

File: robin2.jpg (8KB, 280x180px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 280x180px

>>36351059
Could you take care of a reliant robin though, lad?

Any of you fellas like the Twilight Zone? I've just started watching it and it is absolute kino

>>36351153
I can't afford the food for it.

File: brc35187_thai_girls.jpg (94KB, 450x338px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 450x338px

>Be 19
>Be so desperate to escape Thailand you are willing to marry a 40 year old.

>>36351153
>not posting trotters independent traders reliant
shame on you memester

>>36351077
Good British Meme.
No foreign shit.

>>36351171
>the Twilight Zone?
Yeah that shit is great. Still looks really good too.

File: robin3.jpg (10KB, 274x184px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 274x184px

>>36351173
Reliant Robins aren't for everyone, it takes a special person to own one

File: 1492261041350.jpg (78KB, 960x720px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 960x720px

>>36351065
Are you learning are your own?

>>36351179
It's not that they want to escape thailand. They just want someone to pay for everything.

File: reliant-robin-009.jpg (40KB, 500x318px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 500x318px

>>36351200
Only a special post deserves a T.I.T

File: In_Rainbows_Official_Cover.jpg (49KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 300x300px

>>36351124
This, nice to listen to before bed

File: Grain Tower.jpg (517KB, 1713x1350px) Image search: [Google]

517KB, 1713x1350px

>>36351056
Looks pretty comfy lad, just how would you get electricity/heating/food? You'd have to venture out of your castle often

>>36351065
Nice humblebrag faggott

>>36351271
In the fantasy I have it self-sufficient with solar/wind power. Half-formed vision of having one of those personal nuclear reactors built into it, but I'd need to understand them more to include it permanently.

File: tumblr_mi14kxB7th1roe8fto1_500.jpg (143KB, 500x750px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 500x750px

>>36351224
Emailed a uni near me about a course but not heard back yet.

Need to get a chinese e-friend or something don't I?

>>36351056
Why did your family have to win the lottery for you to become an olympic shooter?

File: I like the slight reverb on the trumpet.png (168KB, 1176x280px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 1176x280px

>>36351124
trying to get into jazz

The only thing I imagine is having heated discussions with people I used to be friends with. I am definitely going to die of a heart attack.

>>36351329
Shooting is expensive to get into and I was poor working class when I was 11.

Ok lads I've decided what I'm getting on alphabay

2g of Blue Dream, 2 g of Kashmiri hash and 2 g of chocolata hash.

Comes out to about 80 quid. That leaves a few coins left to get my mate something.

File: 1492458094815.jpg (436KB, 1600x586px) Image search: [Google]

436KB, 1600x586px

>North Korea is a disgusting shit.....

>>36351342
Oi, me too. I think I like the jazz noir stuff.

>>36351372
Why not drop half that amount on a good dose of MDMA and the rest on some for me?

>>36351380
I imagine it looks less nice once you are starving.

>>36351398
Not into hard drugs anymore mate. I used to be a big fan but those days are over.

>>36351309
What like a short course?

You can add me on steam if you want to talk about learning. Only on chapter two of the textbook I bought a few weeks ago...I lack motivation and mostly have just learnt characters so far.

>>36351380
I wonder how many hours they spent touching up that photo to actually make it look decent?

Would you guys like me more if I killed someone for /britfeel/ ? Seriously thinking about it

>>36351425
>>36351476
>they fell for the western propaganda

>>36351490
Kill yourself and well erect a permanent sticky in your honour

>>36351493
>he fell for...I dont know, a meme on /pol/ I guess

Right lads, gonna get the tinfoil for a wee smokey smoke

>>36351430
Yeah a 20 week course for 200 quid.

What's your steam?

>>36351380
>heavily edited
>center of the photo is the only hotel in North Korea where foreigners stay at
Really gets the neurons nuking

just took 2,5 mg lorazepam to test out if there's any buzz

maybe it'll help me sleep a bit better as well

>>36351490
>getting us all v&
I'd rather you didnt

>>36351490
don't do it, attention from this place is worthless

File: 1486437985548.jpg (37KB, 500x634px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 500x634px

I don't know what I want in life anymore, whole thing is a bit shit innit

File: 1492213786071.jpg (342KB, 2160x1440px) Image search: [Google]

342KB, 2160x1440px

North Korea aesthetic as fuck

Anyone here with actual autism/aspergers? I want to understand the whole "not looking people in the eye" aspect.
Is this something you do involuntarily? Can you force yourself to look someone in the eye or will this make you uncomfortable? Is it something other people notice?

>>36351490
I'd like it if you went after ScotAnon as revenge.

>>36351490
Only if they called themselves a 'fembot'

File: wtf.jpg (136KB, 782x352px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 782x352px

oh so triad. time to sleeps

>tfw pakiboo is literally planning a terrorist attack
Guantanamo now

>>36351521
kumei
azn girl with bandanna picture

>>36351517
Pictures mate. You are lucky, wish I could smoke some sweet lady heroin right now.

>>36351579
Why not president Xi's limousine instead?

>>36351579
nighty night anon, sweet memes

File: 17903443_10155338529904258_8756603850487275075_n.jpg (89KB, 750x783px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 750x783px

>originally not all men

>>36351646
>tfw I am that creep and I'm gonna creep on creepin' on

>>36351646
yeah but they always showing cleavage they want it. not all men would give it them, but some would

>>36351626
Because forcing a meme doesn't work.

>>36351723
this entire place is filled to the brim with faggots trying to force memes. just stop it.

>>36351701
dont worry lad. anyone that isnt attractive to them is a creep.

the whole part about "dont tall to us" is the fault of our culture. we have no choice to talk with women because it is expected of us to approach them.

>>36347329
He should have took it a lot slower and wait for some people to post a couple on their own. The speed he forced it has caused a lot of people to really dislike it.

Could have been good, it's utterly shit and beyond salvaging now though.

>>36351705
its honestly all stupid. women dont realise that half the reason it is like this is because of the dating culture.

>>36351744
Shut up. I'm trying to force forced meme into a meme.

>>36351802
too many forced memes in brit feel. it never used to be this bad. people need to calm it down.

>>36351783
Nah it wouldnt have been good, its a dumb fucking idea even though the execution of his forcing the meme was dumber.

>>36351744
it's gone from a comfy feels thread to people trying to be memesters,
if they were good I could get behind it but it's like they don't even put effort in, post something for a day and think they're it the worlds greatest meme producer producing the latest bag of shit.

File: imperium-827531065-large.jpg (208KB, 825x1200px) Image search: [Google]

208KB, 825x1200px

Watched this today lads.

Was ok, but the most hard hitting parts seemed humorous and I don't think that was the intention.

Like there's a part where some children are saying they are going to hide from "mud people" in their treehouse.

File: 1467406617464.png (181KB, 677x565px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 677x565px

All i want to do is learn Welsh and settle down with a cute Welsh girl in the mountains raising our family together lads.

File: 1489287649049.jpg (131KB, 1200x936px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 1200x936px

So it's getting to that time at night where the wagies are asleep for work tomorrow, why are you guys still awake? Anything planned tomorrow? Nocturnal? I just have a therapist appointment tomorrow that I'm very nervous about

>>36351898
lwc dda

just ate an entire easter egg
I don't feel too good

>>36351888
Yeah... memes develop on their own, if people were actually busy talking the memes would happen, but the attempts at forcing memes just flood the thread and inhibit real comfiness. I agree.

File: gear.jpg (2MB, 3336x2512px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3336x2512px

>>36351617
I've not done it this way before. High chance I'll cock it up.

>>36351646
>be hyper-sexualised sluts
>not be creeped on
Pick one and only one.

>>36351549
Also are you able to look someone in the eye if they're on a monitor, and is it different if it's video chat?

>>36351893
>need an undercover agent for a tough as nails skinhead gang
>pick Daniel fucking Radcliffe

>>36351919
Why is she wearing a T-Shirt with Sd.Kfz. on it? It doesn't make any sense

File: robin5.jpg (95KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 800x600px

>>36351893
They can't be groomed by Pakis if the Pakis can't find them

>>36352026
They address that in the film. He's not a tough as nails skinhead. He's a nerdy FBI agent.

Also he's not really playing a typical skinhead, he's supposed to be a chemical expert to make bombs. So the skinheads kinda accept he's a nerd.

>>36351986
put a crease in the tinfoil so when it burns it's not going everywhere, you don't want the lighter too close, more or less waft it under. enjoy the gouch lad. it stinks as well though lad so be warned

>>36351549
People have sometimes suspected I have it (I disagree) but I hate looking it people's eyes because I'm worried they will read the thoughts behind my words.

>>36352034
Don't speak german sorry. How come you're awake anon? no plans tomorrow?

>>36352055
>he's supposed to be a chemical expert to make bombs
Ah that's alright then. Was having flashbacks to Elijah Wood in Green Street.

>>36352062
Cheers mate I'll report back.

>>36352081
Sonderkraftfahrzeug is a term used in WWII to classify tanks and the like, it's basically used as SdKfz.XXX, and each has it's own.
I don't have any plans tomorrow, just that I'm too lazy to go to bed, and I have nothing to do, due to the exams coming in 10 days and me already having studied the fuck out of it, just to make sure I get it.

Paul I promise you mate, one day I'll find a way to hurt you as much as you hurt me.

>>36352151
too lazy to go to bed.. not heard that one before. but regular sleep pattern is good for your brain! you need it to absorb the learningsss

>>36352184
Peter, if we weren't both Jesus' Apostles, I'd feel the same way

>>36352119
double fold the tinfoil before you start lad, sometimes when you burn the foil it can weaken it, kind of makes it shrink a bit. I forgot that bit

>>36352225
It's too late mate, he's dead.

>>36352190
My regular sleep pattern is nocturnal...I start feeling sleepy at around 4-5 and wake up at noon. That's how I always roll. I'm always more productive and awake at night (it might have to do with the fact that I never see the light of day of course).
Speaking of that, I'll go get myself some roasted beans juice.

>>36346590
>https://strawpoll.com/12389ex
what he mother fuck if i had the money i would buy the pub
I would be boenr in the pub i wouyld die in the pub Jsesus we diesd
and dog would
ho look just get fusicking drunk and happy and shag a


in the pub

beerrsss
Beer
Whisky and love you all
oh the pub is ggod shit my abusj

>>36352248
kek. but 1 little toot wouldn't have you overdosing

THERE IS NO MILK IN THE FRIDGE

>>36352301
He set off the fire alarm and his doggo mauled him in annoyance

>>36352312
If you don't have the good sense to keep powdered milk in just in case you're stricken with the threat of tealessness you need to rethink your life choices m8