>Hi anon >yes

>morning Anon
>good thanks

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>>36346514
>what would you like on your sandwich?
>that's alright

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>>36346514

This literally happened to me today

>Girl steps on my shoes
>''Sorry anon !''
>''No''

>>36346514
when did this board turn into s4s

>>36346514

>''How are you ?''

>''How are YOU?!''

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>>36346514
>Hi Anon!
>Good, you?

>>36347141
Alpha as fuck anon. Don't even worry about it

>good morning
>ok

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>goodbye
>thanks

>>36347740

I wanted to say '' No problem'', not ''NO, I wont forgive you''

Actualy I said ''No'' smiled, so it was pretty awknard

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>have a good day
>good night

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>what are you gonna do next year :)
>music. and you?
*silence*

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>good morning!
>good afternoon!

>>36347841
Stop smiling so much unless theres a good reason.
I'm guessing this is a problem for you, it definitely is for me.
Did people used to tell you that you never smiled and now you do it reflexively even when it isn't appropriate? (inb4 le projection, no shit)

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>merry Christmas
>it's Easter

>Thank you anon!
>THANKS

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>pass by a peer inbetween classes
>say "good afternoon"
>it's only 8 am

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Best thread on /r9k/. Thanks guys.

>So what do you think of my story, Anon?
>What?

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>"Hi anon"
>Awkwardly wave

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Does anybody else ever get so nervous when speaking to normies that you try to say something but no words come out? It's like my voice gets stuck

And normies think I'm being rude because I won't say anything but I'm trying.

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>"How are you?"
"Fine, and you?"
>"Fine, and you?"

>Pass an acquaintance
>Lean torso ever so slightly away from them and pucker mouth in a small 'o' shape while avoiding eye contact

>Flatmates wish me a happy Easter as I pass them on the stairs
>I say "You too" but it's so quiet that it seems like I ignored them

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>where are we going now anon?
>*turn around and walk away*

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>Good morning
>Good morning
>Going to work, dont want to go, feeling down

>>36346514
>How you doing >yeah >anon i asked you how your doing and you just said yeah its a great thing im not sperg and i made fun of myself for using yeah as a feeling

More of these pls, I'm dying.

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>what's uo
>dying

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>what's the time
>im okay

>>36350102
I do this, here's another one.
>approaching acquaintance in hallway
>look at wall or feet until close
>random jerking head motions because you're not sure if they're seeing any of your "subtle nods"

>"Anything planned for this afternoon, anon?"
>"Good"
end me

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>you're cute
>y-you too

>you're cute
>no

>you're cute
>nigger

>you look nice today anon
>no I don't

>girls accidentaly touches my back
>"sorry"
>think about something to say
>just feel like I do a weird face

alpha as fuck. she talks to me out of nowhere in class like two days later

>*wave*
>*turn around to make sure they're waving at me*

>*wave*
>*wave back* then realize they were waving at someone behind me

>happy birthday anon !!
>thanks you too...

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>happy birthday anon !
>you're welcome

>>36351284
kek'd hard..
origikek

>what's wrong anon?
>yes!

>don't understand what anyone ever says
>*fake chuckle*

>Is Sydney Sam here?
>who?
>Oh I mean the store manager

>Y'aright mate
>Yes, and you?

>You look fine today
>Uuh quarter past ten by my watch

I say howdy
Is this autistic

>>36349988
>Not saying, 'Fine, and you?' again to see how far you can take the feedback loop

>browsing nigger hate thread
>nigger nigging about bumps into me real hard
>"fucking chimp"
>WAIT
>run away

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>What's up, Anon?
>Mhm

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>>36349489

I do this all the fucking time

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>>36351835
Is that you, me?

>>36352773
No. It's cute and folksy.

>you look good today anon
>thanks
Social competence test: what would have been a better thing to say?

>i love you anon
>not same

>>36353318
>you look good today anon
>no one likes liars

>>36353318
>fuck you too bitch *runs away in tears*

>for here or to go
>to here

>>36353475
>for here or to go?
>to go
>stay there and eat out of bag every time

>>36353598
ha ha what
are you a bagfag?

>>36353598
I do this too but I think it's smart. A tray is inconvenient and if you change your mind and have to drive somewhere you can't bring a fucking tray to the passenger seat. Plus I'm certain they never wash those things. Honestly fast food places should only have the to go bag option.

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>>36353617
Fuck you, bags are better to eat out of! THEY KEEP MY TACOS WARM!

>enjoy your food, sir
>you too

>>36353784
>be me
>eating mcdonalds with normie friends
>"bro, we gotta go anon."
>look down at tray with two mcchickens, fries, and a drink on it
>"c-can i finish my food?"
>they pick up my fries and drink and tell me to come on
>mfw they eat my fries and gulp down my drink and i only get my mcchickens
That's why I only eat out of bags.

>>36353784
>>36353793
unexpected btfo
i surrender

>friends are all quipping or roasting each other
>can't think of responses fast enough so I just sit there laughing like an idiot at each one

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>>36353908
That's what I thought, trayfag.

>>36353318
Just say thanks while I take in what they just said
Not the kinda guy to say "you're looking good yourself" yet

>>36347175
this board is the property of {s4s}

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>>36346514
Please. More. My fucking sides. It's funny because I do most of these. Jfc I need help.

>Haha, what would you do, Anon?
>Hahaha, yea.
>...
>...

>what do you think, anon?
>uh, I dunno

>have a good weekend anon
>okay

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>>36346514
Pull up through drive-thru
>Hi, may I take your order?
>no
>leaves

>Worked out
>Got fit
>In supermarket, paying for stuff
>Tell qt schoolgirl cashier chick 'Thanks heaps, you've been a big help'
>She spaghettis hard enough to say 'Thanks, y-you too'
So this is it
this is how the other half lives

>>36355425
You made it, anon. You've achieved what most robots can only dream about.

Proud of you

>at self check out
>scan and bag some juice
>*please wait for assistance*
>walk away

>go to mcdonalds
>order food
>"can i have a name for your order?"
>it's Matt
>"Max?"
>ok

>hi :)
what do?

seriously

>"that's a nice shirt anon :)"
>"yeah I know it is"

>>36355915
Are you me, anon? I bet they think that's my name because I look like a kid

>>36346817
why is this so funny

fuck

I don't talk to anyone except the cashier and I always say the same thing mechanically

>"yeah thanks, don't need the receipt"

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>you look good with that haircut anon :)
>hello

>Nice hoodie, is it new?
>No it's like a year old

i always spaghetti around attractive women

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>Hi :)
>Say "Joy Lane" for me nigga.

https://youtu.be/zk9wCAc4Jzs

>someone compliments something they like about you like
>you bash that feature of yourself in response because you don't like it yourself

In hindsight, good lord this is an autistic thing to do

I've been going over it in my head so it comes naturally but to them it's a completely unexpected exercise of insecurity

What the fuck was I thinking?

>logically explain something to girlfriend that makes perfect sense
>excuse me?

Why are women so fucking dumb? Honestly.

>>36356385
I don't mind it, I think bimbos are cute.

Especially when they really try to grasp a concept to impress you by matching your intellect, and fail.

The ones that are full of themselves and think they're right even when you prove them wrong are the actual annoying ones.

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>>36346514
>What do you want on it?
>Y-yes

>At subway
>"Are you eating in or taking out?"
>"Taking it in"
>"That could be interpreted differently haha xdxd"
Why do they bully me

>>36356439
>The ones that are full of themselves and think they're right even when you prove them wrong are the actual annoying ones

That's the one. I gotta run laps to make this one come around.

>but anon stop explaining it so much!

Then fucking listen and understand instead of getting mad and cutting me off!

>>36351835
this really brings me back to my childhood.