That moment your fate was sealed

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>Next day, talk to her whenever the opportunity arises.
>She invites me to her place after school again
>Think about her mom showing up again, but I just touched some pussy so I'm alpha as fuck and dont care if we get caught
>Besides, I have a plan for this time
>Fast forward to us making out again.
>Rubbing her through her jeans again
>I undo her the button and zipper on her jeans
>She looks uncertain
>I start teasing her, touching her legs, and lower stomach, basically everything except her pussy
>Finally slide her panties to the side and feel her bare pussy
>Holy shit its so wet
>Not sure what I expected, but this was not it.
>My hesitation makes her look even more uncertain
>Can feel things teetering
>Decide I have to lighten up the mood a bit
>Bring my hand up and lick my first two fingers
>Scream "WET WILLIE!" before I shove my hand down her pants and begin furiously rubbing her
>Look of horror strikes her face
>To this day, I swear she levitated off of the couch and away from me
>She just has this disgusted expression on her face.
>I leave in a hurry
>Next day won't talk to me
>Rest of the week, won't talk to me
>Next week sometime I come to school and lots of people are giving me weird looks
>One of the chads shouts from across the cafeteria, "WET WILLIE!"
>Everyone is laughing
>Have to stick out 3 more years of high school with the nickname wet willie
>Crippling depression and loneliness. I didn't have a single friend after that.
>Be at the mall a few months back, putting in job applications
>See group of 3 guys from high school.
>Try to pretend I don't know them
>Can hear them sniggering as I pass, one of them asks "Is that wet willie?"
>mfw I can never escape this fate.

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>>36346533

Holy shit anon, WET WILLIE?! What is that even supposed to mean

I can't even

Holy shit !

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>>36346511
>>36346533
Holy shit nice double dubs OP and thanks for the kek

WET WILLIE! Fuckin wew lad

It was never possible for me to be a normalfag. The second that my father's sperm penetrated my mother's ovum in my conception is when I was doomed to this life. It could have gone no other way

>>36347383
You know, like when you were a kid and someone would suck their finger and then try to rub it in your ear. Whenever I get panicky, I tend to say or do the first thing on my mind and for whatever fucking reason that was it in that moment.

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Omfg wet willie should be your porn name anon.

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>>36346533


>>To this day, I swear she levitated off of the couch and away from me

We moved to another town when I was 13, l had to leave all my friends and a potential girlfriend behind. Never managed to fit in at the new place. All my trust and abandonment issues started there.

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>>36346511
>>36346533
double kek'd story
I don't even have the energy to write a greentext right now because reasons but I like this thread, bumpercars.

I could have boxed for my country in the Olympics but I ended up going to young offenders institute. My life has been in and out of prison and now loneliness

>>36349597
What country? I always regret giving up boxing for a life of depression and anxiety. What did you go to prison for?

Nah I don't think I have a defining moment. Just slowly getting worse over the years. For a couple years I had to work full time and look after my mum when she was sick. I didn't have time anymore to see my friends and they eventually stopped coming around to see me. I got comfy with this new lonely life and then after mum died I never bothered to reconnect with any of my friends. Im not bitter about being alone all the time. It's kind of nice

>be like 10
>in Brazil orkut is a gigantic social media
>there was an "app" there called buddypoke
>like a 3D avatar you could interact with other people
>there's this girl I really like but can't talk to IRL because I'm a faggot
>stalk her on orkut, notice she has a buddypoke
>"interact" with it
>giving kisses and cuddling and all that shit
>tfw in the next day the whole fucking school knew about "the wierd buddypoke guy"
>the girl spent the rest of the years avoiding the shit out of me

It all went downhill from there. Fucking buddypoke

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The first day of secondary school.

>tfw thread dies after posting in it

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Include me in the screencap leddit man

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>>36346511
this is a high quality story, Wet Willie. I got a good chuckle out of this

>>36346511
>>36346533
Fucking hell, at least you got to touch her pussy before fucking up. Like the last meal before getting the chair.

>>36346511
>animes
the plural of anime is anime

shit went south after i left high school

>>36351768
Let's be honest, OP's story is practically a threadkiller

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>be me
>full on holocaust is a hoax anon
>do lots of research
>during history, teacher says some stupid shit about the US saving the world and defeating evil during WW2
>after class I explain how wrong she is to friends
>they tell others
>a few days later we were testing and a bunch of kids sat around me
>I listened to a nearby group of girls
>"Yeah, anon is like an expert on nazis because he loves Hitler or something. Just copy off of him."
>mfw I'm known mostly for hating jews and loving nazis yet kids still try to bully me for being gay all throughout highschool