which type are you? >mouse reporting in, please end me

hello fellow mouse

>>36345077
Hey guys, another Mouse here
I just thought of a really hypothetically cringy scenario and now I feel like crying

>>36345077
Sloth here
>tfw you unironically had an imaginary friend till you where 19

>>36345077
wageslave, cerebrotonic, mouse, sloth
not kidding, im 90%+ what says under all of them
the worst thing is that i dont even care

>>36345093
>>36345140
I'm always glad to hear that I'm not alone, it helps me to cope with the fact that I'm a complete failure, even for a robot

>>36345077
>cerebrotonic here
except the Uni stuff

>>36345077
I'm basically a cyborg minus the friends and anti r9k mentality. What's that make me? A failed cyborg?

Super Autist I guess.
I have no problem in social situations (or in any situation in that matter) but the other party always has. I'm growing self awareness gradually, but it doesn't mean I'm not going to speak my mind even if the other party doesn't want to hear in the end.
IMO, the problem is in the other party, if they don't want to hear my "inpolite" bullshit, they should just say no when they see me.

>>36345077
Ugly mouse

None of these apply to me. I'm a 26 year old NEET with a girlfriend of 4 years. She even started dating me while I was NEET. I look for work, but no one wants to hire someone with a worthless journalism degree. Not even trash companies will hire. Literal waste disposal I mean.

Certified elephant man reporting in. Feels awful, lads.

Another Mouse here. How can this stupid picture describe me so perfectly? I hit a few points of Cerebrotonic too though.

Anyway, there's so many things I want to do that I can't because I don't have friends. Can't make friends if I don't socialize, can't socialize without friends. Kill me.

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Who /goodlookingrobot/ here

Not a cyborg or anything like that, I have no friends.

>>36345077
I'm a cerebrotonic but I've been NEET for over a year now and I'm terrified I'll never be able to break out of this.

>>36345077
used to be a mouse too but advanced into cyborg

>>36345077
Facial expression of the wageslave, personality of the cerebrotonic and a healthy shot of sloth.

>>36345717
how were you able to do that?

>>36345077
None of these fit, 23kv, the closest would be, maybe the Sloth.

>>36345077
wannabe has a weird face

weird mix between cerebrotonic, sloth and super autist. Kill me bros

>>36345077
Sloth reporting. I'm trying to better myself, or rather my parents are very slowly forcing me. It's for the best and I'd like become independent, but living in my parents house and spending all day in front of screen with minimal responsibilities in pretty comfy.

Wageslave 100%. A little too accurate.

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>>36345077
Lel.

I went from cerebrotonic to wageslave

I just want to be normal and have a few friends

>tfw all the negatives of wageslave, without the job and money that comes with it

>>36345077
This is fucking funny. I don't really fall into any of these, feels good man. Maybe alittle bit of a wannabe, I do have shit to prove.. more so to myself.. but I'm not a dick about it.

>>36345077
Im a mix of sloth and mouse with a touch of cerebrotonic, except that I can cook. Other than that the profiles fit me well. Also I have a doggo and a friend from childhood who Would be a wagecuck in that list, so I'm not *completely* alone>>36345093

>>36346054
It is extremely cruel of the parents to have child like this.
>"muh chilluns"
Their existence is only suffering and they're nothing but a burden to everyone

>>36346054
"Those who are physically and mentally unhealthy and unfit must not perpetuate their own suffering in the bodies of their children.-----Through educational means the State must teach individuals that ilness is not a disgrace, but an unfortunate accident which has to be pitied, yet that it is a crime and a disgrace to make this affliction all the worse by passing on disease and defects to innocent creatures out of mere egotism."

-Mein Kamf

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>>36345077
sloth/mouse combo here

is there any hope for me?

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>>36346145
>>36346175
Yeah it pretty sad.

>>36345077
i think i'd fit best under the cyborg

The cerebrotonic is pretty accurate except:

>I'm actually a very good cook; housemates (female) always impressed with my skillz
>I am always the one who initiate social contact because I don't give a fuck any more and am not scare of anyone


Everything else is surprising true

Cerebrotonic reporting

>>36345077
the cerebrotonic, but have trait of all the robots except for the super autist

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>>36345077
About 70% mouse, 30% cerebrotronic. I never had a chance

>>36345077
I'm a mix of wage slave and sloth. Drifting into cyborg territory cause I finally got a gf.

>>36346196
That looks really comfy. I like the old school sensibilities combined with some more modern tech.

le frog memes reporting

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How does a cerebrotonic fix himself?

>>36345093
>>36345140
>>36345465
>>36345585
1 more on the mouse train. feelsbadman

Cyborg wage slave I guess

>>36346409

Use brains to

>acquire wealth
>acquire social status
>become funny

I think we have the most potential of all the others.

>>36345077
Cerebrotonic here, possibly with a hint of super autist.

>>36345077
I am the cerebrotonic. A precisely and completely accurate description. I mean, seriously, congratulations.

>cerebrotonic
> - Never initiates social contact; often gives overly concise answers as replies, particularly for 'personal' topics
>'personal'

may I ask what those quotations mean?
and yeah I agree with >>36346581
it hurts

>>36345077
Wageslave master race

>>36346667
it means when someone asks you something besides the shallow things you dont talk normally but just want to get out and for him to stop

>>36345077
Definitly cerebrotonic. the drawing also looks like me

cerebrotonic with a little of elephant man.

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Cerebrotonic here without the school life. I can cook, but I don't give a shit about fashion and sunlight is optional. I just got a part time job at a church as a custodian so I will be alone mostly which I love. I hate religious people for the most part. I am very lonely and gave up chances of getting rid of khv card. Feels bad. I adopt other peoples personalities that I like, and I have been abusing alcohol lately, thinking about smoking 420 again soon. No friends. No gf ever. I want to be like a Max Cady in terms of attitude and body type. I'm hateful towards myself and others.

>90% of the replies cerebrotonic

You fags wish. Most of you are sloth at best, super autist at worst

>>36345077
Where is the trans robot?

>>36346754
a little mouse too but I'm always alone so not really embarrassed by it.

Cerebrotronic on every single point, the 'never initiates social contact' and 'nobody ever bothers with him and they end up thinking he hates them or wants to be alone because of his aloofness and cold behavior' parts in particular stand out. Some parts of mouse as well.

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Sloth. I truly despise having school and every time I come home I sleep or live in my imaginary world. I wish I could spend my days sleeping.

>>36346934
I also have a cot or whatever its called where I sleep. Me sleeping or just lying around has become a running gag amongst aquaintances, family and friends.

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I was a Mouse but now I'm a UnderageB& except I'm not underage.

former cerebrotonic that's morphed into a cyborg over the years

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Im a sloth and its suprisingly accurate, i just made my osrs acc named joy lane. Add me boiz

>>36345077
>tfw cerebromouse hybrid
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>that projection with sloth and mouse

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WHO /mousesloth/ MASTER FUSION HERE ?

Cerebromousesloth checking in.

>seldom does public recreational activities alone

What public recreational activities can you even do alone?

somewhere between cerebrotonic and cyborg

cerebrotonic qualities:
>depressed mathematics PhD student
>pretty apathetic
>emotionally restrained except when writing music or novels
>wears plain/neutral-colored clothing
>too apathetic to really care about how I look, but I do exercise and spend time outside (mostly to battle depression) writing or taking walks when the weather is nice

cyborg qualities:
>do have a few intellectual/normie friends that i spend time with, including girls
>aside from being sort of reserved, not socially awkward
>not a virgin (though it's been a while)
>view my slump as temporary and situational, not as permanent and due to flaw in character

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>>36345077
>A master of his favourite entertaiment medium
heh
1. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles 2008-2009
2. Rome 2005-2007
3. Farscape 1999-2003
4. Sharpe 1993-2008
5. Gomorrah 2014-2016
feels good to be a consumer of media and a non contributer

for nostalgia alone
1. Love/Hate 2010-2014
2. Oban Star Racers 2006
3. Robin Hood 2006-2009
4. Doctor Who 2005 (Season 1 only)
5. Kaya Scodelario in "Holly" S01E03

Super autist, don't have problems like social anxiety, some people feel awkward around me, some laugh because I stare at walls, I'm kind of aggresive, and have a crush in music, poetry and flowers/trees

>>36346724
thanks

>>36347665
feeding ducks

>>36345077
Shifts between cerebrotonic and mouse depending on my mood. I feel like mouse applies to most people with social anxiety though...

>>36345077
was wageslave
now the sloth

>>36345077
90% wageslave although I'm unemployed, it fits to a T
10% wannabe, when I get short lapses of being able to enjoy the few free time I ahve
At least I'm too busy living ti while it lasts to post about it.

>>36345077
Cerebrotonic Sloth Mouse. I'd be wageslave too if I was employed

>>36345077
Sloth here
JUST

Somewhere between Mouse, Sloth, and The Elephant Man, that's where I'll be.

Cerebretronic + elephant man reporting in

Cerebrotonic
I look freakishly similar to the cartoon also.

>>36345077
I'm a sloth I even look like the picture for fucks sake.

I looked at the thumbnail and thought the dude's abs were a dog's face at first

>>36345077
Mix between cerebrotonic and wageslave

>>36347362
Big Black Pussy mmmmmm

>>36345077
This is pretty accurate. I'm a cerebrotonic trying hard to fix his life.
>it's not working

I'm fairly normie and only here out of habit.

Probably closest to cyborg with a smattering of the wannabe - I occasionally give shitty advice mostly to make myself feel better.

>>36345077
Wageslave/Cerebrotonic/Mouse

Every part except I'm a student and not overly polite.

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which one of those do I look like

no fuck it, I'm my own class

I'm a noodle

Sloth Cerebrotonic Elephant Man, damn.

>>36345077

Mouse, except for
>Overly polite
>May pretend to check his phone
Don't own a phone

and Cerebrotonic except
>May know how to fix his life, but realizes that he'll never take the steps to do so.
Im trying to fix it but it isn't working.
>Never initiates social contact
I usually try to talk to people to appear "normal" but usually fuck up and then dwell on my past conversations.

Idk what is the fucking point in posting this shit, no one will notice it anyway.

>>36345628

I'm a 6/10 (I think) and got complimented several times, but I'm too autistic to act on them.

>>36349966
I noticed you senpai

>>36345077
Wageslave/cerebrotronic

More wageslave than cerebrotronic, Uni was too much and I dropped out. I also used to be a sloth, but now I don't have time for that.

>>36345077
The mix of cerebrotronic and mouse.

>>36346137
>a mix of sloth and mouse
What an abomination of nature.

Damn, I didn't think I was a robot but almost everything in the wageslave description fits on me.

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>>36345077
Hoping that my autistic sloth love of movies helps me be a great director or youtuber one day a la Quentin Tarantino
But I'm probably too lazy/scared to ever try to take filmmaking seriously

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I have no idea which ballpark I fall in, so I'm going to tripfag here and make my own

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The Cerebrotonic

I am a accountant at a big 4, I also have a boss who must think i am a younger version of him or something and has promoted me in to a position a chad would usually hold.

Currency doing well at work but i have constant rope thoughts. my soul is also injured on a daily basis when i wear my fake personalty in client meetings.

>>36351109

Is getting into the big4 difficult?
Also, where do you live?

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Cerebrotonic. Always been, most likely always will be. Walking fast to buy some drinks and come back home is pretty much the only kind of exercise in my life.

>>36345077
Mouse, but wageslave in training

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>>36351169

London. Not if you have good grades and experience

I did two internships at the end of first year and second year, i was a member of the business and finance society and went to all the networking events. I was also the treasurer of the rock climbing society

If you do shit like you will have a really good chance, the price however is your happiness and sense of self

Also i don't know how it works in other countries but make sure your course is accredited by the relevant national associations

>>36345077
You missed out me: 'The Meatbag'

>Disabled or badly injured, spends life between home and hospital beds shitposting and waiting for death.
>May have been a cyborg if it wasn't for accident or disease.
>Bitter and cynical towards normies having nice lives.

>>36351337

I live in the north.
Which big4 firm do you work at?
And do they hire AAT qualified accountants for graduate roles?

>>36345077
Mouse here.
The ride never ends.

>>36345077
I am a total wageslave.

>>36349767
The guy on the right is kind of dressed like a member of Kraftwerk.

>>36351429
damn, what's the story?

>>36345077
In between the cyborg and the wannabe.

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Perfect fusion between The Sloth and The Wageslave. Even the cold medicine abuse is accurate.


Also, Cereb Snowflakes can go fuck themselves.
>hurdur, I'm an aloof, quirky intellectual, if only people could see the real me...

Kill yourselves for real.

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Combination of cerebrotonic and super autist. I'm not in a studious job though, going to be a welder. I have actual autism so "his problems go beyond anxiety of aesthetics to the core of his persona" describes me perfectly. I also have a rage meter.

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>>36345077
>tfw super autist

why can't I just blend in?

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>>36345077
>the mouse
>may pretend to check his phone or watch when he feels awkward in public

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Utter fuck up reporting in.

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I'm probably 70% Cerebortonic, 30% Mouse.

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>>36351687
What's wrong with Cerebs? If anything, we're the closest to being actual robots, in the literal sense, since we have extreme apathy.

I am a combination of the Mouse, The Cyborg and the underage b&

Cerebrotonic. Working my buttocks off in uni so I can upgrade to wageslave

>>36351975
And Cerebrotonic

>>36345077
Bit of Sloth and a bit of Mouse.

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>>36345077
>YWN be a cyborg
Why live? That description just seems perfect, why can't I just be an average guy?

t. Celebrotonic slowly becoming more sloth as the days pass