>mum made the broccoli too soggy

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>mommy's new Chad boyfriend has to babysit me for the day
>he cooks rice and vegetables saying I need to eat healthy
>won't eat them
>can't even keep it in my mouth without spitting it out
>REEEEEE every time he tries to make me eat it
>won't just get me McDonalds for lunch
>"Okay fine, you can just fucking starve!"
>starve for lunch and for supper
>mommy gets home at end of day
>tell her what happened
>"How could you let Anon starve like that you know he has a sensitive palate due to his autism!"
>Chad starts yelling that I'm never gonna grow up if she keeps coddling me like this
>"Fine, if you can't handle my son this relationship is over."
>Chad starts crying and saying he's sorry but that's not enough to get mommy back
>mfw mommy finally takes me to McDonalds
>mfw she lets me get a double order of everything because I'm extra hungry

>>36342008
>he has a mom
Count yourself lucky you whiny little turd

>>36342099
Fuck off you fat autist

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>>36342008
>made my own beef and broccoli in a way that caters to my likings and has earned me respect from the culinary bad boys of the cooking industry such a guy fieri and Gordon Ramsay. Because i have so much free time i've mastered my culinary skills unlike the wagies who shovel dogshit into their mouths

>>36342202
kek wages really are laughing stocks

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>>36342099
>tfw you will never go through life with a tard pass

difficulty mode: hurt me plenty

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>>36342231
did you know that wagies actually will spend most of their time working? I mean seriously memes aside they are THE cucks of the work force.

>>36342202
shut the fuck up with your NEET shit. I'll be fucking stacy while you fap to 2d. bitch.

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>>36342008

> The broccoli ATE mom and has gone on a blood thirst rampage down the street
> A cucumber killed dad so nobody will be able to end its blood lust

MAKE IT STOP!

>>36342099
THE
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN

what will he do next? i bet it will be original

>>36342008
sux, i had to deal with mums cooking for too long too. now im eating a small pizza with 5 toppings. nigga we made it.

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>>36342340
2D<roasites

if only your peanut brain could see the wizdom

>>36342099
Kek, get fucked, chad

>>36342099
Love seeing normies get BTFO'd by NEETs

Keep living the dream, anon

>>36342099
As a girl I would never take so much shit from a fat slob like you.

Get a life, loser.

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*crickets chirping* YA MISS ME?

evening /r9k/ or wherever you anons may be posting. hey, ever wonder why wagies haven't been biting recently? probably because they are busy getting bitten in the ass by their bosses!

alright alright, now let me level with you, wagies do deserve some credit for being the backbone of our society if they had one

>>36342646
ok, ok we get it "girl here"

ever hear about the wagie who found a watch on the subway? Thats the closet thing to free time he'll ever get!

thank you thank you, keep em toasty, NEETs

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>>36342646

Why so mean? I'd love to change my life but my autism prevents me from being a normie. The least I could do is enjoy what I can and appreciate what mommy does for me to make me happy.

>>36342735
This guy is pure gold, I'm glad he's back!

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>>36342735
KEK this guy is a riot! Encore encore!