>tfw 23 y/o chink in Australia
>NEET virgin
>relatives and family friends all in the PRC
>they haven't seen us in decades
>relatives finally coming to visit in Oct
Help /r9k/. How can I unjust myself in 5 months? I don't want to let them see I'm a huge failure, it's shamefur dispray to famiry. Especially when they expect us to be more well off in Australia.
>>36340696
depends how much money you have.
You could pretend or actually do it.
if you are interested in pretending and have money i'd say
- get your dick wet (prostitute or the like) so that you can be in the right headspace.
- learn programming real quick and do some projects so that you can show them if they ask for proof. Tell them you work from home
- dont eat shitty. I'm not saying eat healthy, just don't eat stupid fattening shit, its not hard and it doesn't require changing too much
if you want to actually do it and have money
- go to the gym; pump those muscles
- due to gym you should have gf (especially after a few months)
- get a job in IT; it's the easiest to study and get a job in quickly and it looks impressive, especially to the chinkerinos
>>36340881
I don't have much money. I guess I could just do some work out and go outside a bit more.
>>36340696
Sydney? Im also a chinese neet virgin failure
>>36341114
Yes, dai lo.
>>36341231
Cantonese here as well. Mandarin taking over. Burwood. Lets hang out. I want to try some of the new restaurants but im too scared to walk in alone.
>>36341285
Nah too far away, but fuck that adlay central.
>>36341549
Tfw no other chinese robot in sydney.