I'm in love I'm going to superlike her in 90 minutes

She looks older than 26......

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>tfw too fat to ever hook up with a girl like that

I'll give you a chance of 1/n

n : number of likes she go that day
n >= 600

>>36338221
she wont get many superlikes though

come on robots i need your memenergy

>>36338153

>tfw /fit/ but too short

You have it better than me, at least.

>>36338233

Why do you think she'd give a shit about a "superlike" from you and the other 600 normal matches?

Superlikes are just a scam you retard.

>>36338095
praying for you but every guy likes girls like her to be honest, she is probably more popular than your cliche Stacy.

> slut on tinder
> has "no ONS" in her bio
son, we need to talk..

Do it brother, keep updated

>>36338095
Never superlike a girl

It makes you look desperate and creepy.

>>36338256
who is being scammed? kek

im not paying any money for it

what a superlike does it makes you stand out and force her to decide whether shes interested in a guy who has chosen her out of 100s that day

>>36338268
SHES AN ANGEL FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF

>>36338266
in what way is she different from a cliche stacy?

>>36338336
the scifi thing. thats a rare meme.

>>36338344

>the scifi thing. thats a rare meme.

Lolwut? Have you been on OkCupid. Every other girl like Dr Who or Star Wars or some bullshit like that.

>>36338292
>what a superlike does it makes you stand out and force her to decide whether shes interested in a guy who has chosen her out of 100s that day
lmao

>>36338344
>stacies who like different forms of media aren't stacies
don't fall for this meme

>>36338361
thats a different market though, tinder you rarely see scifi mentioned

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she's getting fucked by chad as we speak

>I'll give her a super like
>she'll surely like me

Lol, how fucking delusional are you? Unless you're Chad forget her.

Hjb big boo

>>36338095
>not that kind of girl

LMAO HAHAHAHA
This is literally a code phrase for "PROSTITUTE"
Are you new on tinder, OP?

>>36338095
>I'm just not that kind of girl
She's exactly that kind of girl
for Chad.

>>36338095
She's not going to like you back, faggot. She is attractive. You are not.

>>36338095


She's getting plowed as we speak.

Saying you're not interested in ONS on tinder is the biggest lie since the devil convinced the world he doesnt exist.

>>36338095

>5'9''

lol i hope you're tall op

Why does your tinder look so weird? Are you using it on an iPad or something?

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you guys are hurting my feelings

she is a pure angel and is probably a virgin if not celibate

>>36338881
>probably a virgin if not celibate
You're past the point of no return. None can save you from the hell you've created

>>36339043
it blows my mind that you cant tell when someones taking the piss you autistic cunt

>>36339087
>when you get mad that someone responded to your bait
Wew lad

>>36338095
>putting height in description
>not interested in ONS
Does not compute.

>>36339233
she wants me to be her tall LTR

>>36338776
How so? My last two gfs have been 5'9" and 5'10". I'm 5'6".

>>36339352
>My last two gfs
GET THE FUCK >>>/out/

>>36338095
Spoilers: She's that kind of girl {for chad}. They all are.

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>>36338153
>tfw too thin to hook up with a girl like that

>>36340003
Lanklets btfo once again.

She didn't superlike me back yet but maybe if I wait for the rest of my life

>>36338095

>I'm not looking for one night stands

on fucking

TINDER
I
N
D
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>>36340184
I seriously hope you're not OP.

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>tea
disgusting
>sci fi
disgusting
>old school rock music
ULTRA DISGUSTING
>walking my dogs
disgusting
>adrenaline activities
disgusting

you have a terrible taste in women, anon.