wish i had a gf haha anyone else? im unable to make eye contact

I can't have a gf. Ever.

Gfs are overrated.
What we need are damaged milfs, who lost their kid in a fire or something or who get beaten by their husbands and want to suck some dick and get fucked in the ass.
If you live in the South and hang out in casinos and look vulnerable, you'll be picked up by a blonde milf or gilf in no time.
They'll cuddle you and fuck you and call you precious.

>>36332946
any other places to meet desperate milfs?

>>36332816
If I had a delegate she could also be my girlfriend. if only Dahnald didn't keep me from my delegates...

>>36332816
pls let me be your gf ted kun

>>36333016

I don't know. A friend took me to Biloxi and chatted up people for me. I met two drunk grannies. One of them had sex with me while the other one cried in a corner. It was scary but awesome.

wish i had some heroin right now

I'm pretty good at making eye contact and if we can keep the subject neutral, focus on them I'm halfway decent at conversing. Otherwise, fuck that, I can't small talk for shit and I almost never engage strangers (save for basic shit like cashiers and the like.) I imagine I'd like a gf, but I can't make the effort and I wouldn't know what the Sam hill to do if by God's grace I got one.

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>>36332816
>tfw eye-mog people