Times you got caught in the act

>>36331641
>laughed at a shitty comic

for fcks sake

>>36331641
>that pic
my fucking sides

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>watching 1997 lolita film in bed under covers with laptop on knees
>scene where lolita is on humberts lap reading a newspaper
>get horny
>start to fap
>dad walks in
>asks what im watching
>"s-some movie."
>hands still on private parts
>he is watching the movie
>"i can't remember the name."
>"well don't stay up too late anonette!"

>he finally goes
>cant finish because feel guilty when confronted with the reality of my actual dad

>fuck you, dad.

>>36332014
>anonette
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>>36332014
Fuck off you dirty nasty roastie whore bitch, kill yourself bitch

>be me
>sitting on edge of bed 3 or so year ago
>playing gta V
>have random boner
>go to strip club
>Jack off
>finish
>eat cum to clean up like I always do
>dad cums in 5 min later, I'm still naked and in the strip club, quickly cover myself

>>36332301
You're a real nasty motherfucker

>>36332014
G R E N O B L E
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I've been possibly caught maybe 5-7 times
I always played it off like I wasn't just jacking it and never felt embarrassed about it.

I possibly got caught by my aunt yesterday. I just do not care.