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bad joke thread leggo
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
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>>36330048
that doesn't work in text you mouth breathing porch monkey
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>>36330080
i dont even care
The past, present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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>>36330048
Why did the musician survive the electric chair?Because he was a bad conductor
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my life is a very original joke
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>>36330048
What do you call a pimple's female sibling? A cyster.
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Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?He had a reptile dysfunction;^)kek
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Trump
originalo
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>>36330791
>lole drumpf is bad!! kek!
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what is a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
note there are two responses that work
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>>36332389
No booty to plunder
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You wanna know what i find odd?Numbers that can't perfectly divide by 2
>>36332389
A sunken chest with no booty
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>>36330048
>its a taylor's getting drunk with her fat ugly weeb friends and shtposting on /r9k/ again episode
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>>36330771
originaloniolonioabciejsiuzn
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What's brown and runny?
Usain Bolt.
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Why was Freud a bad doctor?
He missed his appointments with the gas chamber and ovens.
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>>36330791
HOLY SHIT DRUMPF BTFO
How will drumpfkins ever recover?
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Whenever I go to a steakhouse or bbq joint, basically anything with baked beans, I always ask for exactly 239. Why?
<spoiler>Because just one more would be too farty
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>>36333626
Oh mother fucking god damn it.
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>>36330048
What kind of bees make milk?Boobies
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Why did the idiot throw the clock out the window
it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man jailed for knife raping his wife
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>>36330684
dude shut the fuck up you stupid piece of living garbage faggot ass fucker cunt weasel scat licker bitch nigger gaylord fuck
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles
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Why do niggers love ass when the pussy is right next to it?
Because both holes produce brown waste
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What is brown and rhymes with poop?
Poop.
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>>36333954
Oh fuck that got me
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What did Helen Keller say when they locked her in a round room full of doorknobs?
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AAUUUUGGHHGHAGUHAHGUHGHGUGHGHAGUGHGHUUUAUAUAUGHAG
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what is brown and rhymes with snoop?Dr. Dre
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>>36330791
my brain cells are being tickled good sir
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What does my grandpa and a router have in common?
A SSID
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>>36330048
>How do you call a girl with no legs?disabled
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