Hand Autism Thread

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Holy shit, I thought autism hands were a meme until now

>>36329835
please jerk me off

>>36329835
I have the tism crease on my right hand

>>36329904
Post your hand and we'll see.

>>36329966
Post your hand and prove it.

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Blue asbestos

>>36330059
Now post your tits, even if you are male.

>>36329835
HEY GUYS SCARCE GERE

>>36329835
holy fuck you've got a fat fucking leg, what is wrong with you?

>>36330126
What the fuck? It's the same shirt

>>36330167
That's my gf's back idiot.

>>36330223
Maybe, it's a cheap buttonow up from Old Navy

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>>36330010
I only have it on my right hand, same for my mother

>>36329835
I want it wrapped around my throbbing cock as I spill my seed all over it and you lick it up then swap it with me orally

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>>36329835
>tfw thin, bony hands

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Fuck you I like my nails long

>>36330361
where is the autism crease? what is it? never heard of it

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Ayylmao
oreganoregano

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have a hand

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Callused ass hands

These threads are made by degenerates with hand fetishs so they can jerk off

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>>36330817
>somewhere, somebody is masturbating to pictures of my hands

>>36329835
Estrogen hands

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heres my skinny hand

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Th-thanks for the habit dad

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jerk it to my fingers

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Sorry about the paint I was working on some miniatures.

>>36330947
No, I'm an alpha male

>>36330817
I completely cool with that my dude

>>36330817
Is this an all new original JoJo reference?

>>36330803
The hell have you been up to?

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Autistic handpost

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I guess I could do with a new insecurity

>>36331525
looks manly
would not be gay with

>>36331480
would lick and suck

>>36331570
>looks manly
>tfw manual labourer

>would not be gay with
Thank goodness!

>>36331525
you look old my dude, I'd say you're about 35

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D-Does it look okay?

How do I make my hands girlier?

>>36331588
But originally why in an original manner?

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>tfw hands have been becoming steadily more veiny over time

so this is what getting old feels like huh

>>36331639

Your fingers are too fat and your palms are too wide for your hands to be girly.

>>36331728
Fuck my life. M-Maybe if I stop being fat they'll be better

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>>36331609
>you look old my dude, I'd say you're about 35
>35

25

>>36331395
Lifting heavy metal things and putting them back down again

Oh Fuck yeah I love these threads I'm taking all y'alls hands

Alright, that's enough pics for now

Let's make this shit interesting

>http://www.artofmanliness.com/2016/07/25/2d4d-ratio-masculinity/

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>>36332282
N-No! Don't save pictures of my hands!

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>>36332282
What are you going to do with them?

>>36332332
This is why.
Now you can be proud or scared.
>>36330817

>>36332400
I hope it's a girl.

My hands aren't very attractive anyway.

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>>36332400
n-not him but it makes me kind of happy that a picture of my hand might get someone off, even if my hands are fat and gross

>>36332303
>>36332332
>>36332447
It's true hands get me off thank you guys. I'm a big guy

>>36332474
>I'm a big guy

ree

I save pictures of girl hands

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>>36332298
Longer index finger master race.

>>36332544
Your hands are soft and feminine looking it's like you've never excerised in your life

>>36332568
I only do cardio. Constant moisturizing and estrogen helps though.

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My hands are pretty normal, but some of my fingers are fucked up because I bite off the skin from around nails.

>>36330592
How did you take this photo, Anon?

>inb4 mummy helped

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Why my hand so girly.

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>>36332706
I tucked my phone between my chin and chest, and set the camera on a five-second timer.

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TAKE A LOOK AT MY FUCKING WHALE FLIPPERS YOU SLUTS

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>>36329835
Everyone look at my normal hands.

>>36331719
your hand is smooth and looks pretty hairless, proportions look good too.

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>>36333155
>Normal hands
>That pinkie and ring finger

>>36333179
Completely normal, anon, completely normal.

>>36332644
How does that fuck your finger?.

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>>36329835
Okay. Pls no bully.

oreigbadbhkf.

>>36333222
Came to this thread to check your numbers you ugly son of a bitch.

>>36333250
What the fuck is up with your hands?

'tism hands are cute on females, don't even try to prove me wrong.
>indisputable fact

>>36333294
Girl hands are cute in general.
But especially girl autism hands.

>>36333250
What do they call that stuff on your hand? That looks more painful than autism...

>apparently saying "that looks more painful than autism" doesn't count as original. I'm shocked and appalled that someone has genuinely said that before, word for word, on 4chan

>>36330592
Finger me please anon
Post contact

>>36330592
I want to hold your hand originally

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>>36333428
That's pretty lewd, anon. Just what kind of boy do you think I am?

>>36333264
Have you never seen a second degree burn? My face got fucked too.

>>36333333
Checked. It's called a blister. It is painful.

>>36329876
looks like a guy on a motocross

>>36333333
Those are blisters dumbass. He has second degree burns on his hands.

>>36330592

Your thumb is disconcertingly long.

>>36330640

The autism/virgin (Insert noun x here) almost never exists.

>>36330667

O'Reginald Shoop?

>>36333543
Is it? I wonder how much of that is perspective, or whether or not I'm bizarrely proportioned.

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>>36333466
That's sweet, anon. Would you believe me if I told you I've never held somebody's hand before?

I suppose that probably goes without saying though. I am here, after all.

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My wife says my hands are nice.

>>36333609

Post another pic from a different angle. Maybe that will shed some light on the issue at hand.

>>36332755
......would getta handi from/10

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>>36333686
By god, you're right.

>>36333333
Nice digits

Roblox

>>36333657
What does your wife's son think about it?

>>36333830

>Being called a cuck by a khv

Don't know how to feel about this.

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do you think im sexy?

>>36333494
>looks like a guy on a motocross
I see it

>>36333985

That's a faggoty tattoo.

>>36334038
why come?

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what a stupid thread

epic

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>5 months ago
>hand is now skinnier

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there is literally nothing wrong with hands

>>36335764
hot hands and true dat.

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No hand hair = low test cuckold

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>tfw 17 but hands of a fucking octogenarian

a lot of you appear to have circulation problems

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This is an interesting thread


orilinag

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>>36329835
Ya know never realized how ugly my hands are until now

>>36335990
>Biting your fingernails well beyond what's considered reasonable
B-b-but y-yeah them c-c-cucks, amirite? H-heheh... heh.

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> inb4 kill your faggot self

I'm on it, anon, I'm on it.

>>36336307
> Protect that smile

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i rub my hands with snake oil

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>>36336339
I am currently sharing this exact feeling.
Never before have i inspected my hands this closely but i feel that my hands are actually quite disgusting

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moving it is too much effort

>>36334563
nice hand anon

what are you holding?

>>36337209
Yup and now I'm insecure about my hands thanks op got me good

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>>36329835
im saving all these, thanks OP

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Reporting in to trigger people with my uneven fingernails

>>36337602
is that one fingernail shorter because you use that finger for lewd things

i bet it is

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Za hando

>>36337651
I don't do buttstuff Anon

>>36337700
>I don't do buttstuff Anon
what do you do then

>>36337719
Obsessively clean the undersides of my nails at all times
That's pretty lewd right?

>>36337744
oh yeah, daddy, that's the stuff

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I can almost reach it

Fuuuuuckkkkk

>>36337685
Comfy leggings

>>36329835
Nice try CIA you'll never get shit from me

>>36333598
What did he mean by this?
if you mean is it shopped, then it isn't

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here is my lovely hand

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>>36329835
here you go Kira.

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>>36333250
nice puffs. Hope they don't scar

>>36330766
Nice fucking pinky dum boy

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>>36329835
OP, my hands look a lot like yours. are you a boy or a girl? Are you diagnosed with 'tisms?

>>36341266
i spent way way too long getting this photo. you're welcome kira.

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>>36341778
except when i forget to add the photo.

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This comment is apparently not orginal

>>36342286
Wtf why do i have curved fingers?! Is that bad?

>>36342326
my pinky can go 90 degrees in either direction so you're good.

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My hands are a little dry right now because of excessive washing but they should be nice and smooth soon

>>36341795
>file name
I died

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Gender/age/rate me

I want to post mine but I have fat fingers

fyi if your index finger and 2nd finger from pinky are even in length then you have small penis. if uneven then you got extra dose of testosterone in womb and have big penis

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I came here to gross people out with my left hand.

>>36343187
uneven, no dick

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Atleast I have manly hands/forearms. Doesnt save me from being a gymcel though

>>36343091
Effeminate/10

Are you cute?

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hands creep me out

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rate my holder

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How do i get qt hands

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>>36333333
Checking that anally

>>36344230
>hands
nice grabber

>>36344430
why was that greentext added i did nothing.

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Meh. I have dry skin and it looks pretty gross.

>>36344452
>>36344430
It would look stupid without the greentext

>>36344355
just go get some. unscrew yours and put the qt ones on.

>>36343492
I think so. I have a really cute SO so I think I'm doing something right

Everyone's fucking 14

>>36344896
I'm >>36343435, that's not a teenagers hand, whick I think would be a bit more attractive

>>36344355
Why do you ask here?
No one here has qt hands

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Opinions about my hand?

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why does this thread feel so sexual

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Who will watch the watchmen? :3

>>36345322
5 fingers!
nice

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>>36345621
>5 fingers!

that's... surprising?

>>36333494
saw that immediately too

>>36345162

>>36342771
>>36334563
>>36329835

originalism

origigigigin

>>36346443
Thanks, anon, you're a good guy
Originaaaaaaal

>>36333868
>>36333657
WHY ARE YOU HERE FUCKING LEAVE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Jerking it with my left is harder, but feels better.

>>36345716
Some humans have 6 fingers, actually 6 fingers is the dominant trait usually. I wonder why it hasn't caught on with the human population tho.

>>36330620
>that ring
>those long-ass nails
autism confirmed

>>36347310
anon that's just lewd. Please, this thread is arousing enough without the mention of dick

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Shoot me originally

>>36347397
What is it with autists, wearing rings and not cutting their fingernails?

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this is the hand i use on my penis~

>>36344736
Post his hands

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Whoops I dropped it