>mom found the cum carnival it's over, isn't it...

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>Dad found the dong door
May as well end it now lads

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>>36327976
>auntie found the cum hoodie
This is the end of the line, isn't it?

Mummy found the perpetual poop proposal
3 months work, down the drains lads...

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>big brother found the ejaculation conurbation

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>Cousin found the semen sandals

It's going to be a long summer

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>mom found the big breasted, booming bimbo bitch hiding in the closet

My life is over isn't it, lads

>>36327976
As long as she didn't ride the semen slide there's still hope

>godfather found the gonorrhea garage

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>mum finds the cream catching mitt

Somebody kill me

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>authority figure discovers the humorous fictitious device involving semen, feces and/or other bodily fluids

>>36327976
>fbi found the secret stash of 18tb worth of cp
its over.

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>mum found the nigger stick
>literally a stick with nigger written on it

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>friend found the feces flask

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>dog found the snot suspenders
My life is finished

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>>36327976
>Cousin found the One Cockring and threw it into the pit of Sauron

>>36328276
That is the worst desu

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>step-father fused with the cum rift
hes become more powerful than I could have imagined lads

>>36329442
Kek that's pretty good anon original

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>Secret service found the semen cementer

How am I supposed to explain this guys?

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>Mom found the Hausdorff space

>Mother's sister in law's uncle's brother's mother's daugther's son's brother's cousin found the eyecrust safe
I will never be able to see her again

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>father found the fascism folder

he beat me because great grandpa died in the war

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>Sister found the cum golem
These are my final hours

>>36329483
haha that's pretty funny palerino

>stepfather found the cummy vitamins

Exactly how should I commit suicide lads? Any good ideas for the note so that my mum doesn't feel too bad?

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>Grandfather on my mother's side found the quantum virginity formula

We have to hurry before he ascends to the Cuck Throne and creates a mobius loop in which virginity is eternal!

>>36328276
roots

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>police found the bodies

It'll be fine

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>friend of a friend's mother's brother's cousin's father's stepdaughter found the smega slope

>>36327976
>My my great uncles, friends, brothers, wifes son found my cum flask

>dad found my fingernail jar

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>sister found the loan debts

>>36329667
TO THE CUM-MOBILE!

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>dog found the hepatitis helicopter
I'm done for

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>>36329667
i know this feel all to well

>brother entered the cat girl pocket-dimension that i accidentally left open

now they think he's their master i'm such a cuck

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>Law enforcement found IT

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>mum didn't get me the Day of Defeat cake

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB YOU SKANKY ASS BITCH ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD FUCKING DA-ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>36327976
I think this meme proves that you can just put "shit" or "cum" before any noun and it's funny.

>mom found the cum rack
>mom found the shit sarcophagus
>mom found the rape twink
etc etc

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>sister found the grifter fister
another step in the plan lads

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>>36330069
>shit sarcophagus

i kek'd

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>stepdad solved the enema equation

It's over.

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>>36330069
>mom opened the shit sarcophagus and unleashed the cum curse