>Come over here and watch a movie with me, anon!

>>36327950
Let's watch it remotely together this way we can do other stuff on our computers if the movie has boring bits.

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What movie is it originally

>>36327950
Sure!, what movie are we going to watch?

>>36327950
ew you look like an actual female

this bitch ugly

YEET

Sure, let's watch Rocky IV.

>>36327950
okay michael cera's twin sister!

She's an average qt who's this ??

>>36327950
I dated a girl who looked kinda like this once.

She had a cute personality and was good at art.

Unfortunately she ended up being clingy, jealous, obsessive, stubborn and had some weird ideas about "real love"

We broke up after 2.5 years, she threatened to kill herself, and started dating my black friend instead.

Now she's a gecko breeder, community college student and librarian who is still dating my black friend.

>>36328304
Did you warn your black friend about her ?

>>36328117
We're watching 500 Days of Summer!

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>>36328096
fpbp
>do you have teamviewer, baby?

>>36327950
Tfw no gf to eat, fuck and watch movies with

>>36328304
>letting her go to a black man

You disgust me. You're tainting the world.

>>36328353
Could be worse. As long as we watch Satantango next time.

>>36328096
Oh, NEVER MIND, I've already seen this movie. I'll stop wasting your time. Hanging up now.
>tfw no gf ;_;

>>36327950
Yeah sure, I'd like to watch a movie with you. Not one that's Jew propaganda though.

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>>36328537
>Tfw no gf to eat, fuck and watch movies with
>Tfw no gf to eat
In what order? Asking for a non-cannibal fetish friend.

>>36327950
please stop. i can't take it

>>36328304
this

dated a girl like this too, she liked zelda and nintendo, seemed sweet but was emotinally immature, clingy, childish, trust me, your fantasy might be great in your head, but it's actually a really shitty relationship, boring...

Sure a robot will justify it in their head, but you want to avoid at all costs.

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>>36327950
>this pic
I WANT A GF NOW!! PLEASE PLEASE I WANT A GF

I WANT A GF I WANT A GF I WANT A GF

SOMEONE GIVE ME A GF PLEASSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE

GF I WANT
I WANT
GF
PLEASE PLEASE

I WANT A GF PLEASE

IM SO FUCKING LONELY GIVE ME A GF PLEASE

GIVE ME A GF A GF A GF

I WANT A GF

>>36328835
mate, you're letting a fantasy of the perfect gf overpower your reasonable thoughts...

grow up mate. she's probably a clingy, pushy attention whore.

>>36328902
THAT IS MY BOYFRIEND FREE GIRL
GIVE HER TO ME NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOOWWWWW!

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>>36327950
HANDS OFF MY VIRGINITY RAOSTY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......

>ahem EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36327950
And then i originally woke up and had to face reality

>>36328117
We should originally watch The Human Centipede 3 : Final Sequence.

>>36328902
God shut the fuck up. No wonder you don't have one.

>>36327950
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK

I WANT A GF NOW NOW NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHERE IS MY GF? WHERE? WEDHIDFHHOOOOOOOOOAWAOOOHOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!! RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36328304
Sounds like your black friend has much better taste than you

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>>36327950
This is what it comes to? Christ.

You guys are all settling for 5/10 women who either look like ugly children or transvestite men and pine over that kind of affection?
That's just depressing.
Cut sugar and garbage out of your diet, read books instead of manga, go for a fucking run (no gym membership needed), and spend less time playing the vidya and you should become a half decent person.
Or keep pretending that everything is ok and never change your degenerate habits.

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>>36327950
I NEED A GF RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW WOOOOOOAHHHHAHAAOOOOOOOOWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE THEEEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK?????????????????? I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT AAAAA GFFFFFFF NOOOOOOOOOOOW

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GF I WANT A GF I NEED A GF PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM SO FUCKING LONELY GF WHERE ARE YOU GF GF GF I NEEEEEEED A GGGGFFFFFFFFFFFFF WHEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEE IS MY GF WOAAAAAAAHAAOWNWAWAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>36329204
>Being this autistic as a joke
Everything ok champ?

>>36329185
Fuck off, already. You sound like a broken record

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>>36329228
>as a joke
>as a joke
>as a joke

>>36329262
Well then let's hope you die sooner than later

>>36329185
Yeah go for your 8/10 who's constantly shit testing you and getting texts from her exes. I'd much rather have a needy mentally imbalanced cutie like OP's girl

>>36329304
If you automatically assume that an attractive woman must be cheating on you then you already lost and youll grow up either alone or with someone who makes you wish you ended up alone.
8/10 and up aren't automatically cheating cunts. Grow up.

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>>36329459
It's not about fear of cheating. I am more attracted to OP's girl than say pic related, which I got by searching 8/10. And I'd much prefer a little annoying but sweet neediness to constant banter.

>>36329148
Nah, trust me, I'd rather be alone than with her at this point.
>>36328573
He's a decent guy, and not even full black anyway. They're happy together in their mutual emotional instability.
>>36328351
No. I didn't want to when they first started dating, since I'm pretty sure she was just trying to make me jealous, but now there's no point since he already knows.
>>36328889
I didn't realize girls like that are so common. And to think, at first I thought I was lucky getting a "unique" girl, which she was happy to remind me of every time she caught me glancing in the general direction of a more basic female.

Only if it's a Tarkovsky or Kurosawa film, babe.

>>36329753
Oooh anon, Stray Dog is my favorite! Here cuddle up we can share a blanket! After we'll watch Stalker!

>>36329638
>White trash whore
>8/10
You're still in high school if you find that little slut attractive past a fuck and chuck scenario

>>36330262
Reading comprehension is an important skill to have, friend

>>36327950
>implying we are going to watch the Electric Jew

>>36329638
Cyborg here. I feel like I'm fucked either way. OP girl looks nice and chill, so I'd probably feel more relaxed around her, more comfortable and able to bee myself. But the relationship would always have a natural stopping point, an expiration date, because frankly I don't think I'm robot enough unless she can at least "act" normie too. But then normies girls I'm pretty much way too robot for that relationship to last more than a couple months also. My best bet is usually artsy/creative types who can still party but prefer relaxing at home.

>>36327950
l WANT TO IMPREGNATE THIS WOMAN

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>>36328304
>gecko breeder

>>36330779
Not even a joke.

>>36328304
>not wanting to breed geckos with your qt insecure gf

I hate movies

>>36328304
>clingy, jealous, obsessive, stubborn and had some weird ideas about "real love"
This is every female ever.

i used to have a stupid oneitis crush on a girl that somewhat looked like this
i got over it and we buddies now, watching a movie while shooting the shit about whatever dumb bullcrap with a few beers would prolly be fun
>lol anon remember *insert dumb inside joke here*
>*insert dorky joke and laugh here*
>sharing stories about failed romances and shit while awkwardly tiptoeing around my dumb former crush on her
man it would be so comfy

>>36332261

>tfw this was a legit feel for me years ago
>then depression got worse, was closet convinced I had cancer and I didn't take care of my animals

I will never not hate myself because of this. Thank goodness I'm not 100% responsible for my cat.

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Sure femanon. I've been wanting to watch Shinya Tsukamoto's Tetsuo for a while now, I hope you enjoy it too.

>>36332317
>I hate movies
I'm afraid you an I cannot be friends anon.

What are we going to watch?

>look at coffee table
>blue Powerade
>A&W root beer
>look st my own desk
>blue Powerade (also half empty)
>A&W root beer
I need this woman on my couch right fucking now. I don't even care what movie, I just want to watch it with her

>>36329459
>an attractive woman must be cheating on you then you already lost
ok then I guess I lost

because any attractive woman would cheat on me

>>36329185
Different strokes for different folks
I prefer op pic to a "hot" normie thot

>>36328304
>
this is why thot patrol exists

>>36329262
AS A JOKE
TOP KEK

>>36333813
>a girl isn't a perfect
>is possibly mentally unstable
Autistic anon:
THOT

if you think this way please rethink yourselves

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>>36327950
Fuck off roastie. Watch your shitty movie alone.

>>36329185
>5/10
I'd love to see your idea of a 1/10

>>36332317
Not even Ernest Goes To Jail?

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>that giant bottle of sports drink
What did she mean by that?

>>36328304
Tell me about sex life anon. Is it good? Doing it everyday?

>>36329185
It's especially weird considering the women these types of guy need are not annoying, stupid little children with the emotional intelligence of a carrot

Robots need mature (no, not "old"), intelligent women who aren't naive the world, and don't get all of their relationship views from tumblr and reddit.

But nah, they'll continue to delude themselves into thinking "I prefer cute girls to hot girls" and other coping mechanisms to detract from the fact that their tastes are purely from insecurity, not from genuine preference.

>>36329304
>>36333666
Of course, because you think you have more of a chance of a relationship with one and less of a chance of her leaving you. You could not be further from the truth.

Newsflash: These girls are the WORST for robots. They are Chad goods. Just because they're 5/10 and have spergy attitudes doesn't mean you have a better chance of dating one because you also happen to be 5/10 with a spergy attitude.

Stop projecting your betaness onto women, because they will NEVER be like you. It's sociologically impossible. Your best chance is with a non-sperg, intelligent woman. If you're intimidated by that, then tough shit, keep pining for the 5/10 whore who no doubt has unrealistic attitudes towards relationships and sex thanks to the copious amounts of erotica, cartoons, JRPGs and tumblr.