FaceApp thread

Because I look even shittier as a girl

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Wew laddie

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>>36326929
Because while that app is fancy that requires tons of surgeries, effort, HRT, and usually you won't become what that app makes you.

Because I want to be able to have a family one day

That app is fucking nightmare fuel, it's like looking into an alternate dimension.

Also, I'm pretty sure (((they))) are behind it.

>>36326929
I can see the boy in that easily.

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>>36326929
I'd fuck me if I looked 5 years older

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>>36326929
>implying I haven't already thought of it

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Everyone says I look bad but I like my furiosa counterpart.

Why does mine look so bad compared to these. Especially when I actually want to be a girl

>>36327096

you just read my mind, desu

>>36327300
Dont use the face outline thing they give you, just fit pics in and let machine create the new you

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Am I a pretty girl... Teehee!!!

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do something eith this

Origi

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>>36326929
Because i don't want to end like motherfucking nemunemunnn.

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>>36327491
Boring but ok

Here

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>>36327567
Kek. Now try me?

>>36327583
tits or gtfo

orgiogi

Sooo who do you guys think makes the cutest girl so far?

>>36326929

How do you get long hair with this? When I try to do the female pic it doesn't do the long hair. Is there some kind of angle you need to use?

>>36327596
idk who do you think?

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>>36327583
The other filters didnt change much

Nice smile ;)

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Heres a couple I enjoyed making

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>>36327645
Haha love the last one. The other three are pretty weird though.

Great work anon! Saved :)

>>36327195
>mommy issues
The only thing that bugs me about the r9k.

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They are number one.

Originally

>>36327641
I asked you first.
But if I had to choose, I'd choose myself

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>>36327710
lol same. I showed a picture to my friend and he said I looked like Scarjo.

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This one gave me such a giggle

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femanon here ;---))))
please be nice :^))

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well...would you fuck me, /r9k/?

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>>36327764
FaceApp knows absolutely no mercy

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why is female me a coalburner?

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>>36327514

this hit me in the kokoro so hard.

Why is it only sometimes it puts the female hair on the picture? All of mine make me look like a lesbian

>>36327705

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9M84OUXbRY

hey i know you!!!

>>36327514
...is it possible to buy traps like this on a website or something

>>36327894
I want to see your old you fucking your female you

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Tell me, do I make a good girl?

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>tfw black
>decide to press the hot filter
>it makes me white
Y-you too..

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>wanted to be a girl my whole life
>try out this app
>the "female" version of me actually turns out amazing

It's so weird. It's like seeing what could have been

>>36327974

99% of the time I try to take a picture, it makes me look like a lesbian with short hair. Only 1% of the time does it actually add long girly hair. I don't know how to make it do so more often, I was hoping someone in here would know

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>>36328369
It's the lighting. Too bright and it makes you a bimbo, too dark and it makes you a dyke. Get soft, preferably natural lighting, in front of a wall or something. It works better for me some days than others.

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>would you date me anon?

>>36328474
did the app give you those DSL or do you have them as a male too?

>take shirtless picture of yourself
>put picture through female filter
>?????
>free topless photos from a girl

>>36329669
wouldn't work because the app wouldn't detect face

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Some qt posted this on /pol/. Still can't tell if she is a girl to begin with

>>36326929
wow you're hot
o

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>>36327596
ITT or on /r9k/

pic related is not me

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>>36326929
FUCKING FACEAPP SHILLS GET OUT

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I have strong feelings about this Faceapp thing but they're neither positive nor negative...

On a lighter note, the male feature actually made me look like an adult for once in my life.

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>tfw female you is what you could do with $15.99 of makeup

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>>36329865
you first faggaroni

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tfw not much changed
spooky

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>>36329848
the eyes always mess up for mee

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>>36329764

Hello my gf

DONT FALL FOR THIS SHIT FUCK.

FUCK YOU GOOK WHY DID YOU ALLOW THIS

SHIT

>>36330002
you have to be 18 or above to post on /r9k/

No, it's all fucked. I just look like some tumblr hipster girl, and not the cute kind; also, too much like my mother. 2/10, would not date me.

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>you were a 50/50 shot away from living life on easy mode

fuck me dude

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>>36330071
If you got rid of that faggy haircut you'd probably slay tbqh

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>>36330057
hehe is that me?
>>36330062
bitch im 20

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>>36330104

my hair looks worse long

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>>36330002
>>36330057
please be my gfs (male)

>>36330120
stop making that stupid fucking tongue face. It looks retarded. Seriously, it doesn't make you look good whatsoever.

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>>36330125
I'd kill to have your facial structure

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>>36330168
wow rude
>>36330147
I think someone would end up too jealous...

>>36330186
That's better better. At least you listened

I didn't think it was possible, but I look even uglier as a girl than as a guy.

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>>36330186
Anon you've gotta stop, I know you're a man and it's making my erection uncomfortable

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>>36330196
I'm a good listener
>>36330220
haha that's not my fault

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>>36330239

teehee your my gee eff~~

I CANT GET A GOOD PICTURE BECASUE I HAVE TO SHAVE FUCK

>>36330186
I hate you because that picture looks like annoying little spic chick I know. Uncanny and it pisses me off how much I hate her.

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>tfw this app doesn't work IRL

I would be able to get a bf so easily

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YOU FUCKERS ARE GOING TO TURN ME GAY WITH THESE FUCKING THREADS AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>36330267
well then shave
>>36330270
haha oh is she cute?

>>36327677
Hey I know you! We watched superbad together, didn't we?

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>>36330302
bby i dont wanna ;_;

Holy fuck this hair is amazing

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>>36326929
>tfw still ugly and retarded looking
original?

>>36328185
Post it, I wanna see this.
Postpostpostpost

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>>36330301
it's not gay if you like it

>>36330239
>I'm a good listener
so submissive? anything else you're good at?

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>>36330301
you were probably already gay
>>36330313
how did you get your hair like that?

>>36328185
>>36330327
Seconding this.

Oregano trail remix

>>36330302
Sorry but no she's not cute. Only that one pic I replied to reminded me of her.
Maybe she is cute, I don't know. I hate her too much.

>>36330185

thank you chihuahua

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>>36326929
>tfw turbo-dyke

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>>36330351
haha im good at lots of stuff
>>36330380
hmm, well Im sorry you hate her so much

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>>36330340
>>36330355
This is brainwashing, the board must be purged of such degeneracy are you actually gay?

>>36330267
i recognize who you are without the filter. please off yourself

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>>36330327
>>36330372
I want the guts to kill myself

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>>36330401
It thinks my headphones are my hair lol also i trimmed down but it REALLLLLLY doesnt like that. Low light is fucking with it.

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>>36330425
i like girls but i like guys more

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>>36330425
Im bi, and Im pretty sure anyone in this thread is that at least
>>36330459
yeah I wish I could get long hair more

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>>36330482
It really picks and chooses. Time for taking these in the light.

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>>36330458
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>36330401
>haha im good at lots of stuff

like attention-whoring and choking on chodes?

>>36330458
That gave me a nice chuckle, either way you look good.

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>>36330518
amoung other things. Why, are you going to give me attention? I do like that

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>>36330500
Light oh yeah

>>36330532
the complexion~~~

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>>36330482
are you naked right now

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>>36330534
Really thinks my left shoulder is another head. Weird.

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>>36330501
Even I had a good laugh from it before I remembered all the times my Steam friends dropped me for being black

Being a nig-nog bot has no benefits

>>36330528
T-Thanks...

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>>36330534
haha thank you
>>36330547
does it look like I'm naked ;)

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>>36330608
desu man i really need your discord

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>>36330603
Was just joshing you friend, no hard feelings.

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>>36330608
Would you say there is a big difference between female you and regular you?

>>36330458
Fuck I'm glad I asked, that's funny.
You don't look bad though, don't take it the wrong way.

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>>36330623
sorry i dont use discord
>>36330673
a bit, but i'd look pretty much the same with lots of makeup

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Damn I really hoped I'd look better as a girl.
There go my hopes and dreams.

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>>36330714
nibba give me any sort of communication~

>>36330532
I wouldn't give you *positive* attention without seeing a legit photo of you. I have to know if those dick sucking lips are real

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>>36330716
>literally no difference

Let me see the "old" filter. Would you look like Scorcese?

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>>36330748
trust me, the lips are basically the same
>>36330732
ugh, I don't know what to give you

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>>36330821
Oh lord, I need to leave this thread before it's too late

>>36330821
left slightly better. It's all in the lower lip, the one actually making contact with frenulum. You've blown guys before right?

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I think I look weird in this one
Not as good as the first one but still would prob smash

>>36330876
Uncanny valley due to skin smoothing

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>>36330811

I don't know how half the people in this thread are getting like super feminine results. If I don't get a "barely a difference" look, I look like the annoying quirky sidekick girl in a cheap sitcom that will only last two seasons because it's making just enough money to float.

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>>36330862
hehe you wont though :)
>>36330873
maybe once or twice..

>>36330889
Yeah i used a pro pic for that one so it's all airbrushed

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>>36330821
anything duh

>>36330876
Cute desu!
>>36330903
Old you looks like woody Allen

>>36330908
you either have or you haven't. Spit it out, sissy

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>>36330918
I don't know really. I don't use much to talk to people online other than facebook really. But i'm here often

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>>36330908
Jesus, you remind me of this gay guy I met in a psych ward who I was subconsciously attracted to.

>>36330918
You're too good looking to be in this place my man.

>>36330973
>doesnt use anything but facebook
>my gf rejecting me

b-but how do I coordinate shitposts with you? :( now im sad. You know what Im out.

>>36330988
>you remind me of this gay guy I met in a psych ward who I was subconsciously attracted to.

You are me. Just letting you know

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life is cruel

i just want to trade a Y for another X

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>>36330966
haha well i wouldn't spit it out at least
>>36330988
what was that like? Why were you in a psych ward?
>>36331010
im sorry, I'll see you around here though?

>>36331035
so why haven't you sucked dick yet? you some kind of hetero?

>>36326929
Cute
>>36327195
Ugly
>>36327461
Ugly
>>36327733
Cute
>>36327852
Ugly
>>36328025
Ugly
>>36328474
Ugly
>>36329708
Cute af
>>36329959
Ugly
>>36330057
Eww
>>36330071
Meh
>>36330340
Ugly
>>36330401
Fag
>>36330469
Cute
>>36330876
Ugly
>>36330937
Ugly

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>>36331063
you're a fag
>>36331061
I don't know, i just really don't know how to get in that situation

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>>36331035
I threatened to kill myself at 16 and ended up there for about 5 months. It was pretty shit and it fucked up, but that gay guy I mentioned was pretty cool even though I thought he was a girl for a long ass time.

>>36331063
Ugly
Fuck u
Post yrself

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Low-quality gayness

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>>36331063
>thinks the worst ones are cute

>>36331103
websites and bars

>>36326929
You are oddly attractive as a grill

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>>36331122
that sucks, Im sorry you were suicidal. That guy must have been really pretty though
>>36331181
I don't go to bars wearing makeup though

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>>36326929
>mfw no identical twin gf(male)

>>36331199
so your a trap?

TRAIN TRAIN I LOVE MY STATION

>>36331199
no need, most fags aren't attracted to girls

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>>36331063
>1 ugly 1 cute

th-thanks i guess

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>>36331199
The dude was just very very feminine, I only found out when we did some group shit and it was split between boys and girls. Super unexpected.

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>>36331241
well it's too bad you never really did anything with him
>>36331241
I've only really worn makeup once
>>36331251
haha well maybe i should just go to a gay bar

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it gave me blue eyes for some reason, am i cute bros?

>>36327248
>thinning hair
LOL

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>>36331129
I shit on niggas

>>36331313
craigslist works as well.

Requesting someone do a fem pic while wearing a tracksuit or trackjacket

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>>36331383
The ugly ones are always the critics

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Is it really this easy?

Like this account is one day old

>>36330603

Hey at least you have muh dick right

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>>36331424
I'd worry about stds for that

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I would probably fuck female me I think.

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>>36331506
Are you on the west or east coast?

>>36331383
>fatty
Kek shut up

>>36331506
not less of a concern if it's at a gay bar. But STDs are very rarely transmitted via BJ unless mouth has an open wound

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>>36331534
canada
>>36331557
true, well I'll think about it i guess

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r8? wwyd?

>>36331563
while you're thinking about it, you can tell me what part of canada, as i am also canuck and wouldn't mind getting my cock in a qt's mouth sometime soon

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>>36331483
Also this is mine

Also original

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id totally fuck me

>>36330821
Jesus the before pic is actually hotter. More lips!

>>36331600
Why is your head cocked at such a weird angle?
Looks creepy.

debating on whether or not I should post mine >_<

I need a haircut and I don't have a comb/hairbrush to fix my hair ;_;

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>>36331563
>Canada

fuck, where do I find qt boys since girls are such bitches?

>>36331632
Cause I was laying down and I really, really didn't care

>>36331636
Go for it, we want to see

>>36331624
I'd fuck you too bby

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>>36331636
post it

>>36331563
neat, im from ontario

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>>36331624
>looks like a child

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AM I KAWAII?

DO YOU WANNA FUCK ME, ANON?

>>36331063

you got some shit taste m8ey

>>36331698
You look like a baby filipino

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Would you let me blow you senpai?

>>36331712
My taste is impeccable. None of those uglies are above 5/10

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>>36331655
>>36331669
Not sure why my app makes these retarded bent pictures

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>>36326929
>ywn lick female-OPs butthole

>tfw you look exactly the same with the hot filter apart from clear skin. ffs i could be a chad if i didn't have greasy spotty skin

>>36331737
Sweet Baby Jesus you are a 10

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>>36331483
Here is a guy that I Chris hansoned

>>36331724
Sadly I am that. 26yo tho.

>>36331063
thank you :3

I'm a qt girl !!!!!!!

>>36331782
I wasn't saying it was bad. You're very cute, would bang

>>36326929
yes
>>36327195
yes
>>36327205
no
>>36327461
no
>>36327567
yes
>>36327733
no
>>36327894
no
>>36328025
no
>>36328474
maybe
>>36329708
yes!!!
>>36329959
no
>>36329961
eh
>>36329972
no
>>36330071
yes
>>36330186
yes
>>36330316
no
>>36330396
no
>>36330590
no
>>36330716
no
>>36331219
yes!!!!!!
>>36331520
yeah
>>36331624
fuck yes oml!

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R8 pls, am i kawaii?

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>>36331772
How old does he think you are?

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>>36331752
strange that it doesn't change your hair at all, my hair is a bit longer and the app always makes it very long

>>36331807
>no

Shit-tier pedo taste confirmed.

>>36326929
I dont have a smart phone original

None of these pics look like women. The app is a lie.

>>36331821
I told him I was 15


So far I've found 2 guys who would fuck me at that age

>>36331772
Go be his slutty sister. Make sure you film the part where he finds out he has a slutty brother instead.

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>>36331807
>mfw I'm the only maybe

>>36331865
I got banned from tinder so I'm working off okcupid for now

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>>36331769
Thanks!!! :) kinda wish i was my alt-dimensional waifu now.

>>36331807
Rate me nigger

>>36331624
Holy fuck, I would rape the shit outta female you

>>36331823
I don't understand how to get the hair to change, it seems like mine functions different from everybody else.

None of you are cute desu

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>no boi pucci posted

>>36331847
Oh and I've found like 3 guys who want me to fuck a black guy in front of them

>>36331847
How did you find them?

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I have yet to get a pic where it doesn't look like there's a suspicious white spot above my lip.

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i want to cuddle my female self so badly

>>36330071
Get a new hair style, let your beard grow or something and you'd be hot no homo

>>36331949
Okcupid and I look for the most depressing profiles, using my girl picture thing of course


The last one was talking about how Thomas the tank engine represent his troubled childhood and he collected the figures from the show, also wanted to come over when "my mom was at work"

>>36331624
12/10 would probably fuck male you

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>>36331958
Need a tissue nigga?

>>36331958
It can recognize if the female version of you would be sucking lots of cocks, it just adds that white cum spot for convenience.

>>36331995
That one just makes me sad

>>36331874
Cute af. I want to shove my cock down that face.

Can you make one with eyes closed and mouth open?

>>36332016
It's cool I'm a girl now so I can't process such emotions

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The shoe on head is oxymoronic

>>36327461
No, not really. You look like a kikess.

I wanna eat your pussy like FrenchFry potatos op you are fucking hot

>>36331624
Please neck my cock

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>>36331841
>>36331798
>>36331906
How bout now, mes ami?

>>36331658
>>36331807
>>36331896
>>36331998
thanks lmao
>>36332106
i have no clue what that means

>>36332119
Beautiful. Also funny that the baby filter didn't change anything

>>36331995
I literally just made a profile, and I already have 5 likes within a min. How the FUCK can women be robots?

trannies are going to surge after this app

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>>36331658
>>36331896
>>36331998
>>36332106
I see all you pedos

>>36332150
They can't, HOWEVER I have learned that men and women are collectively dull as fuck.

When I unironixally used okcupid I thought every girl (except my girlfriend now) was the most.boring shit ever, but now I see the guys are just as bad.

Humans suck

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>>36327017
You look just like her, Charlie Somik

>>36332042
Looks like Aggy.

>>36331624
would snuggle

>>36326929
looks like Tay-Tay
absolute qt

>>36332042
Fembot material

>>36332137
Kek. Philippine genes, man.

Also this app is cool but makes me sad. I wish to be the little girl (female).

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>>36332189
I'm going to try and hit on PUAs and see what happens. I still can't believe this shit, literally not even 10 min. and I already have more matches on this profile than my real one.

>>36331624
u n d e r a g e b & m 8

>>36326929
Gah, everyone really lucks out on this app. I just get some weird chipmonk faced Magibon lookin facial structure =_=

> TFW not even long hair

>>36332249
You can still be our little girl. Just keep posting those cute pics

>>36331752
Asking for r8s since mine flew under the radar >_<

>>36332274
You will hit 100 by Tuesday trust me, most of them will even be reasonable in age

I would recommend letting them come to.you, and then before you get Thier number drop something wierd on them.like "I have aids" or something. If it's bannable make a Kik or snap to further fuck with them

>>36332213
ty!! you too
>>36332293
>>36332164
im 18

>>36332349
Here is a guy trying to fuck me even after i told him I got molested at Disney world

>>36332349
>already at 20 likes

I'm starting to believe that (((they))) created this app as a psyop in order to destroy men.

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Tried it w/ some lipstick

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>>36332430
Origino fhdjjdjd

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Hmmm
Original original deed dot dot

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>>36332349
I think I got the worst match imaginable.

>>36331624
Cute cute cute cute cute. Please be a tranny and become my sex slave

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Well, now I know what I'd look like as one of my unattractive cousins on my dad's side of the family.

>>36332419
You look like you're only 11 years old

>>36332494
Literally talk to him for 5 minutes and ask if he wants to watch you fuck a black guy

99% chance he will

>>36332483
Super cute, anon. More?

>>36332517
Legit curious about this now.

>>36332494
Doo eeet and post results.

>>36332494
I'm not a woman, but I can imagine this picture is a repulsive to them. Get a vagina insta-dry with this one

>>36332517
>>36332528

I sent him a message but he hasn't responded yet.

>>36332562
It's also like 2am so idk

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>>36332494
That is a real person, right? Not an ironic joke?

>>36331810
No
>>36331823
Looks like my mother
>>36331874
Yes
>>36331958
No
>>36331967
Generic fat asian girl
>>36332042
I like you.
>>36332119
You too
>>36332333
For a reason kek
>>36332435
Best itt
>>36332483
After sloppy bj face
>>36332509
Exotic

>>36332583
Man you have shit taste anon

>>36332583
>For a reason kek
lmao fair enough

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>>36332583
Thx Anon, cheers

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Alot of guys like this (also the 15 year old fucker)

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>>36332686
Wow they really know how to keep a conversation going.

>>36332320
Also for reference with a few faces. Don't think it does red hair very well.

>>36327017
Would fuck that face hard

>>36326929
>FaceApp thread
>If you can't find a gf, why not become the gf?

This right here is why I'm growing my hair out a bunch, and also why I want to kill myself every time I see a cute gril.
Hypergamy (and my social ineptitude) is resulting in me not getting anywhere near the amount of femininity I want in my life, resulting in gender dysphoria and a fun cruise around depression.

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Censoring probably doesn't do anything rate me

>>36332726
Try taking a picture with LED lighting instead of a normal bulb, that'll give the walls a more blueish tone and should make your hair easier for the app to modify. Also run yourself through the "hot" filter first, then save, crop and use the new image with the "female" filter.

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I had to steal my fathers phone for this, I hope I deleted it all.

>>36332822
Just say that you got a photo of a qt girlfriend. Probably will make your dad stop questioning your sexuality.

>>36332822
Pretty cute, but you'll definitely want to make sure your dad doesn't see it.

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durrrr ggjhf

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>>36326929

>become the gf

no ambition, i would be a corporate slut sucking dick to the top of a corporate monopoly until i started racking that six figure salary

i wouldn't even have a soul i would just suck the loads of spiritual energy from men

>>36332819
Dang, good idea. I'll give it a shot and post results.

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Like what the fuck

>>36332890
women legit cannot be robots

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>>36332890
There really is no shortage of scum on this shitty planet.

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>>36332819
Holy fucking shit, MUCH better result.

>>36332911
All this while he is sending me pictures of his 10 inch dick which is really 6

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>>36332941
Was I really THIS cute?

>>36332932
Eyes are a little messed up from the filter, but it's still preddy good.

>>36328185
Lmao same thing happened to me

>>36332963
Tell him you want to meet later but give him the address to an HIV treatment center or something similar.

>>36332989
Yeah! Compared to what I was getting before, I'm heaps surprised it turned out much better by comparison, thanks for the tip

>>36333025
I told him I was a dude then blocked him, he sent like 3 dick pics so I probably ruined his masterbation shit, or now he has to live with the fact that he cummed to me

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This app is the work of God himself

>>36333054
You didn't wait around for a response?

Fucking disappointing anon

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Always try to improve each day

>>36333072
I did, he didn't respond so I deleted them and blocked him from okcupid, he can still message me on Kik


I don't like doing it for long since I have a bad habit of getting to into it since I got a bit of fag in me

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i guess i'd do me, i'm not that bad am i?

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>>36328185
same... app doesnt work for us. Being conventionally attractive to the neural networks standards is to kill ourselves and hope for better rerolls.

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Should I get hormone treatment lads?

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Would you date me if i was a girl? (female)

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>>36332963
>>36332890
>>36332686
>>36331772
At first these were amusingly comforting because it's nice knowing there's people out there even more pathetic than I am.

Then I realized, is this the fate that awaits older robots? Is this what we will turn into?

>>36333307
Most of them are robot ages, 20-27


The real older ones are sleeping so I don't know till.tommrow

I wonder who got >>36333333

>>36333256
Yes you should, holy shit
Wife material

>>36333321
No fucking way, these guys act like greasy pedophiles in their 40s

>>36333356
The tinder guy was no more then 23, the beta apologetic guy was 24, the aids guy was 24


People our age are this desperate for pussy. It really makes me think, are robots the worst when it comes to shit like this?

>>36333307
some of us will be full on creeps to be sure
I like to think of Sy in the first half of One Hour Photo as the middle aged robot. Lonely and fucked up, but basically not bothering anyone

>>36333378
Tbh nah?

Women've been complaining for fuckin ages about how "Once we hit our 30's, everything gets so hard"

Lotta them want kids. Lotta them want a husband to rely on with an actual job.

Now here's where a lot of guys on here get all defensive all "Gah who wants some used up slut" or something, but they forget. The reason women feel like they get the short end of the stick after that age is because the MEN get to be picky.

>>36333407
And there are guys so deluded by their dick that they are willing to get fucking aids just to get some pussy, while in 6 years they will get roastie, not aids pussy. Of course we want niether but, like fuck how do you get to this point?

>>36333435
>like fuck how do you get to this point?

By not having realistic expectations and placing priority over the wrong sort of things.

Just gotta go out there, be a good person, travel and meet different people, avoid the online dating arena (unless you're overseas for a week or some shit), and work hard on improving yourself.

>image limit reached

Guess I'll just rate all the pics in the thread.

>>36326929
6
>>36327017
8
>>36327195
6
>>36327205
4
>>36327248
0
>>36327461
6
>>36327567
2
>>36327733
5
>>36327894
3
>>36328025
2
>>36329708
8
>>36329764
5
>>36329959
1
>>36329961
1
>>36329972
4
>>36330057
Based on the feminine side of the face, 7. Get better lighting.
>>36330071
4
>>36330267
3 dat jawline...
>>36330295
4
>>36330396
0 turbo-dyke
>>36330469
6
>>36330918
6
>>36331383
3
>>36331520
6
>>36331583
3
>>36331600
1
>>36331624
3
>>36331698
6
>>36331737
8
>>36331810
4

>>36333702
-----
>>36331874
6
>>36331958
8
>>36331967
2
>>36332042
4
>>36332333
3
>>36332483
3
>>36332773
1
>>36332822
7
>>36332932
5
>>36333076
3
>>36333101
5
>>36333256
9
>>36333298
2 No. Be glad you have an X chromosome.

Yes, I'm stingy with my 8s, 9s, and 10s. Anything 4+ is viable for wick sticking.

>>36333702
what am I, I need to know for science.
>>36332822

>>36333702
Naw fuck you I got 125 likes, 20 dudes lusting over me , and one dude willing to get aids for me


I ain't no one

can we get a new thread going

>>36333782
You're like pistachio ice cream. You're not my flavor, but if they wanna give you a lick, I won't stop 'em.

>>36333720
>>36333702
>rate all the pics
>forgets me

Reeeeeeee