>strongly dislike spiders >keep finding these little brown

>>36326699
Stick them up your ass and cum on them

The yellow semi translucent ones are the only ones that freak me out. Woodlouse hunters are gross too, but I only find them outside.

>hate jews
>jew names in every tv show and movie

Youre in their house OP, wtf you doin in the basement.

Theyrr sposed to be down there.

>>36326908
It's MY basement these fuckers can live in the cellar if they don't want to be squashed. Or at the very least go hide up in the corners of the room. But zig-zagging right in front of me on the floor? They're asking for it THEY'RE ASKING FOR IT

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>see spider crawl out from my bookcase
>turn around to find something to kill him with
>turn back and hes gone
>this has happened twice since then
>the most recent time he looked bigger and more swole
i-is training to beat me up?

>>36327029
Just cum on them you fucking faggot

Take 700mg of benadryl. You'll stop noticing them permanently.

>>36327168
Yes. He keeps coming out to size you up. You better start lifting or else pretty soon you'll be dealing with a 60lb pure-muscle spider who will have his way with you

>>36326699

What kind of a richfag basement has fucking carpet?

Spiders are the ultimate robots
>spend their entire life being despised by humanity simply because of how they look
>wouldn't harm a human at all unless it is in self defense
>do nothing but help people (get rid of annoying pests and bugs) and are treated like shit because of it
>most of them are virgins and if they do ever have sex they are immediately killed and eaten by manipulative rosties
Spiders are friends, leave them alone they dindu nuffin

>>36328759
robots harm humans all the time what are you talking about?

>>36328759
Robots dont help people kek

>>36328759
They're creepy looking, they make my skin crawl just watching them