Would you like to have a girlfriend who can beat you up?

If I were him I would have nutted at least 10 times before that was over.

i wouldnt be able to do that with a girl because my benis would be too hard

manlets get to wrestle with girls in school now?
I was borned too soon ;_;
He fails his next penis inspection i bet

>>36325970
>Would you like to have a girlfriend who can beat you up?

I don't have a choice. The vast majority of women could beat me up

I am the same height as the average woman in the US and weigh substantially less than the average woman

I bet even if you controlled for poor people and obese people, I would still be weaker than most of the remaining women, or at least on par

doesn't matter because I want a cute bf more anyways

>>36325970
Yes, because its hot as fuck, and because i know at the end of the day i can still win a fight because im not a faggot

>>36326135
im 6'2 158, but i cycle so thats why

>>36325970
>be kid
>at judo practice
>spar against a girl
>be in charge
>elbows me in the nose
>blood everywhere
Everyone laughs at me for losing to a girl

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>>36326214
You didn't. They're dumb. Continue to do your own thing. Don't feel bad.

No, but I do want a girl who can run as fast or faster than me.

One of the hottest things ever is seeing a female sprinter in action.

>>36326020
I'm a blue belt in BJJ and hate rolling with the 2 girls at my gym for this very reason

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>>36326214

>be few weeks ago
>at mma practice
>striking day
>have to spar against the only girl in the group
>go really easy on her even though i'm new
>just throwing 10% force kicks and basically pushing my hands against her gloves
>she punches me as hard as she can right right in my ear
>get kind of angry
>throw a jab
>nosebleed, blood coming out of her mouth
>round ends
>everyone calls me a woman beater

baka

>>36325970
No, I'd rather be UFC champion myself and be able to beat up anyone my size or smaller and I definitely want my gf to be smaller than me. Fighting is masculine and not sexy. Girls should be small and cute and feminine, not men with tits.

>>36325970
No not really, because I can loose my cool and then it would be less than ideal for me to routinely grab an object and use it as a weapon...

>>36325970
What the fuck is he even trying to do? He looks like he's afraid of touching her

>>36326361
Joanna Jedrzejczyk and Karolina Kowalkiewicz are cutie and feminine wtf are you talking about faggot

>>36325970
>>36326361
The girl in that webm is feminine and cute, even if she's beating the guy. Also very nice ass.

>>36325970
She's literally drowning him in her boobs only way out is motorboat

>>36325970
I would just like to have a gf. Sadly i cannot.

>>36326444
He does not want to go to jail for rape

>>36326444
He's thinking "don't touch her tits, don't touch her tits, oh shit that's her ass I can't grab that, oh shit I just lost to a girl"

>>36326625
he's enjoying it, i would do the same with a nice girl like that grappling me

Yes, but im a big guy 4u so i dont think it will happen

>>36326507
where have you been?

>>36326795
What do you mean? I was on holiday.

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>>36326890
Hmmm ok my dude

>>36325970
Impossible.
I grew up immune to pain...she would punch me to death and I still would not feel it...
The pain is on the inside the outside pain is nothing.
Nothing on the inside nothing on the outside.

>>36326002
he probably lost on purpose, her ass is fat