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get a low paying job and hang out with the other minimum wage fuck ups after work

>>36324336
havent had a friend in 7 years

after a while you don't give a shit but you do lose all emotion and become sorta numb

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I have a job and can't make friends still. I don't even have online friends. I don't have anybody to talk to. Just a cat meowing at me. This is beyond robot and entering the realm of schizoid.

>>36324392
Can't you do that with a normal job?

>>36324517
OP asked for robot friends... but yeah if you want more normie friends... sure.

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>>36324449
Is that true? I've noticed I care less and less
>>36324464
I'm the same my only real friend is my cat

what sort of area do you live in anon? Ive noticed a lot of truly alone anons are in the midwest

>>36324578
yeah you don't give a shit at some point, you just replace it with semi-obsessive 4chan posting and other social media

>>36324872
I live in the most normie state California
>>36324927
I don't use social media but I do post a lot on 4chan and it does help with the loneliness

This place is your friend. We are your friends. You come here and spend time with us, talk to us, tell us your problems, dreams, hopes, wishes.

We don't care about looks or wealth or charm.
We will never leave you anon.

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>>36325006
do you play video games?
&
whats your career, ~anon?

>>36325097
Thank you so much bots this place is a great place when you're lonely

>>36325230
I don't play video games and I'm a grocery clerk

>>36325309
how old are you? maybe you can get into cool hobbies. could be anything really.

try sports so you stop being fat so that ppl actually enjoy being around you. shower regularly and buy a bunch of things with your money and pimp out your apartment. buy a nice tv + a cool pc. save up a few months. watch anime/netflix to jump over sadness and go to gym on the side.

friend up with co workers and wait until they invite you to go party in clubs, go yourself if youre confident and good looking enough. its like a tv show, something always happens.

make something special about you, get into photography or video editing, doesnt matter really. just any hobby to kill time.

if youre bad in social situations, fake confidence and talk to ppl. itll soon be very easy and confidence will come.

boom, friends + party gf in around 4-6 months. + a bunch of materialistic things to fall back to if you dont make any friends! :P

- this all implying youre not dumb as shit, actually funny and capable of bein human.

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i have some pretty great friends but i have come here in search of a mate

a shut-in like me

>>36325490
I'm sorry to disappoint you senpai but I've been a autist my entire life

>>36325853
fuck, srry bro.
the world needs peasants tho, 90% of ppl are.
no worries, though go to gym anyways and start watching anime and shit.

Do you see yourself as happy in the future if you are alone? However, I don't want my happiness to be contingent on other people

>>36324336
>I've been alone for 2 years.

lol, literally babby tier

>>36326688
Teach me your ways.
Also checkedd

Screw people. Just talk to yourself. The only reason to ever communicate with a person is to get them to spread an idea or concept you came up with while talking to yourself. Normies will never help you through life. Even robots have different ways of thinking than each other and it may be difficult cooperating.

>>36327506
Wouldn't it be cool to be able to talk with people like yourself just for one day

>>36325006
Im in California as well, do you want to hang out? Near Sacramento?

>>36324464
>schizoid
hahaha holy shit a psych diagnosed me with that shit yesterday

>>36328321
I live too far :/ do you maybe want to join my new discord that I just made today

>>36324336
>really suck at talking to people
>don't know how to make friendships that are more thna just seeing each other outside of college
>spergy as fuck and also have trouble relating to people
>as a result forever friendless and feel out of place outside of my computer

truly suffering

>>36328536
I don't have one, sorry. I'm not social enough.

if anyone needs a friend you can talk to me
my discord is @Jason the Skeleton#8975

>>36328631
It's okay Brodie