>be me, a 22yr old kissless virgin >have this cute co-worker

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>be me, a 22yr old kissless virgin
>have this cute co-worker that I hang with every day
>we start planning a trip together
>I try my best to avoid any beaches, because I'm fat and hairy
>finally we set on Budapest, I'm completely fine with it since it's just a city
>he just texted me that there is a cool lake nearby that we can go to and swim and everything
>"omg femanon, we're gonna have so much fun"
>beaches are so bright and everything wrong with my body is gonna show in a bikini
>if he ever thought I was cute, now he's gonna think otherwise
>I'm ready to kill myself