recent cringy/embarrassing stories

This isn't cringe. I won't embarrassed myself n front of EVERYONE while on a stage. Go fuck yourself you don't know what shame and cringe is you piece of shit.

I *once* and *in* God damn I can't even spell, see how cringe I am? Top kek.

You have to fight back. You tried to make him look dumb, so he got back at you. Now you must not let him win. lol did he really just calmy say that you have a tiny dick and need to get laid. lol

you're fucking pathetic this is not even cringe

>>36320222
>>36320222
Yeah, OP doesn't know what cringe is, I know what it is. OP is an idiot.

>>36320060
Your brother just got salty as fuck lmao
Should of just laughed at him more

>>36320222
this
of course normies deflect when you highlight their irresponsibility
just let him learn the natural way by getting STDs

Not really too cringy or anything but this one girl in my class always tries talking to me and I have never have anything to say to make a conversation.

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>>36320060
appropriate response would be

>oh yeah?
>well come on then
>whip it out so we can see who has it bigger
>yes right here and now
>in front of everyone
>DO IT NOW

>at least im not raising some deadbeat's kids, cuck
that's all you had to say

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>>36320060
>tell him you found him a girlfriend
>tell a trap from behind the scenes to fuck him
>get him good and drunk so he can't tell it's a trap
>he fucks the trap
>you record him fucking the trap with hidden cameras
>show the footage to his friends and family
>he kills himself
>/devilish/
revenge is sweet, make him pay in blood for your lost spaghetti.

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>>36320222
>>36320264
im sorry this is my first thread and im super nervous about it

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>>36320668
should've thought twice before infesting my board, parasite

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>at wendy's in my town
>ask for spicy chicken nuggets
>lady at cashier tells me, unusually quietly, that wendy's no longer sells spicy chicken nuggets
>notice that it's gone silent
>slowly turn my head
>everybody in the restaurant is staring at me
>hear some kid say "they've been gone for like 6 months, how did he-" before his mom silences him
>group of girls in the back are covering their mouths, one takes a picture of me
>walk out of wendy's in shame
>never return

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>>36321256
where's the cringe part

>>36321256
good for you for not knowing that
fucking normies eating junk food all the time

those were good man, you did okay

>>36320060
Stop being such a pushover OP , don't let people disrespect you like that, if you can't be loved, be feared. Start lifting and next time he does that get him In a choke hold. I never let my Chad cousin cuck me like that, even if he is taller , popular , better looking , at least I still get his respect

>>36322462
im a virgin neet you expect me to stand up to people?

>>36320060

>be a closet Trump supporter.
>working long shift day of election
>can't check phone while working
>walk into lunch room
>Tv says Donald won the election
>start clapping really loud and yell "yess"
>everyone deathstares me for reminder of lunch
>quit that job the following week

Whew lads, I'm now becoming a non sperg.....slowly.

The last text I have from a girl is "Lol hey"

Fucking end my life desu

>>36322933
dont ever clap by yourself for anything it always looks autistic