What would you do if you saw some fag walking around wearing

Be jealous that they probably get chad dick while I'm an ugly virgin loser.

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>>36317922
>Be jealous that they probably get chad dick
not if they were as chubby as the boy in the OP

>>36317870
Spill my spaghetti trying to get them to chew on my sausage and meatballs.

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>>36317956
>Spill my spaghetti trying to get them to chew on my sausage and meatballs.
amusing post
just bee urself

In real life (that means not on the computer) I would be absolutely disgusted, but also find it a bit funny just because of how sad it is. These people have zero self-awareness and deserve to live the life of a degenerate. My normie friends would think they're disgusting too.

>>36318006
>My normie friends would think they're disgusting too.
you aren't welcome
leave

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>>36318006
>my normie friends

*steps out of the shadows*
A squad, lad? Hardly fair.
Ought to have brought yourself a platoon.

>>36317870
Is that supposed to be a shirt with Cirno on it?

>>36318050
>Is that supposed to be a shirt with Cirno on it?
no

>>36318050
It's Nigger Cirno.

>>36317870
pointy knees 0/10 would not bang

>>36318036
>he doesn't realize r9k is a satire board
You niggers need to go back to r/incels

>>36318041
You're funny you can stay

>>36317870
Hang out and see what he thought of the last anime season.

I'm outie 9000 if the guy pulls put some drugs though.

>>36317870
I'd ask which anime is the character on his shirt from.

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>>36317949
I love chubby boys!

>>36318131
>outie 9000
correct opinion
I hate drug users desu

even if a SUPER cute boy approached me I wouldn't want anything to do with him if he used drugs

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>>36318226
>I love chubby boys!
well nobody really cares about your opinion

>>36318100
ahh fresh from reddit I see. You'll learn soon enough this is not actually /le frog tendy maymay/

>>36317870
Are those knees or some kind of fortification?

>>36318364
>Are those knees or some kind of fortification?
I think he just has mega fuckhuge kneecaps

>>36318322
>I-I am really a 4channer!
You just sound like an idiot who was only here post deletion. I can tell just from the way you type. This is a satire board but all the underage b& and redditor came and actually related to the satire. Most "robots" are just average people that have friends not wizchan degenerates.

>>36318412
I was here pre-deletion. Not him though

>>36318244
I love frottage and penis size difference!

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>>36318467
>tfw no bf who has a bigger penis than mine

>>36317870
Be too fucking retarded and only think about attempting social contact.
Maybe I'd take a pic and then think about posting a story here about how I saw someone in this shirt. (Then don't post about it and stumble across the pic in my phone and remember what a worthless slob I am)

>>36317870
>fuck them in da boi pucci
Odhe

>>36318226
Good taste. I hate that almost all chubby gay/bi guys are also hairy as fuck. That is so disgusting to me.

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>>36318703
>Good taste
it's really not

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>>36318509
>tfw met a guy recently who has a nearly identical ethnic composition to me
>we get along like we've known each other for years, talked on VoIP for like 6 hours straight until the sun came up immediately upon meeting
>he's an absolute submissive bitch bottom but is taller, heavier, and has a way bigger cock than me with a tiny bit of chub which is my supreme ultimate ghey fetish
>he loves me
My future boyfriend!!

>>36318703
Okay, but I actually love hair and think people who literally never shave any part of their bodies are more beautiful for it.

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>>36318509
big dick traps are simply a best.

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>>36318856
>nearly identical ethnic composition
what is your ethnic composition and country

All of you have shit taste. Oregano

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>>36318891
Both of those questions have secret answers.
We're white, though.

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>>36317870
say something like
"nice shirt faggot"

>>36318891
jew/israel

>>36317870
>What would you do
Nothing. So long as he wasn't close enough to touch me. I don't need fag cooties...

>>36319341
>I don't need fag cooties...
but do you want fag cooties?

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>>36317870
Probably suck his cute penis desu

>>36320141
>Probably suck his cute penis desu
you would have to ask him for permission and get I know him first

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>>36320323
You mean I have to go out with him first?

>>36318412
Lol tries to ad hominem hard since he got called out. You have no idea what you're talking about since there was never an organized attempt at satire. You're projecting. No one is gonna back up your view either. Just leave normie.

>>36317870
would befriend and use him as a leverage to fuck
>le queer conscious bi-girls

>>36320392
>You mean I have to go out with him first?
you would have to seduce him first of course
cute boys like this don't just go out with anyone

>>36317870
Nothing. Probbaly think "that's gay as fuck" and continue my way.

>>36317870
Report the thread for being a guerilla marketing scheme for the shirt's vendor.

You motherfucker.

>>36318856
>think people who literally never shave any part of their bodies are more beautiful for it
I guess we disagree then. My side of the issue never gets any love.

>>36319016
this is the only correct answer, you say "nice shirt!" in a really cute kawaii way, then as he smiles or does some gay shit you say "welp, see you soon faggot!" and walk off.