How do I smoothen out a wall?

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>>1162504
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>Plasterer comes into the surgery
>Can see that the walls are very uneven
>Offers to do a replastering job
>Wants me to give him thousands for the work
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

You open the Yellow Pages and call a plasterer.

>>1162511

>you open the yellow pages and call an X

why does this board even exist?

first make sure all the electrical accessories are off the wall and the cables are all exposed.
now this is the real important part:
slice, cut, damage, destroy, nick, basically ruin as many electrical cables as you possibly can. if you know there is a wire buried in the wall jam your trowel in to make sure it gets fucked beyond repair. fill the backboxes with plaster and try smushing it in the contacts and screws on the accessories too anywhere where crews thread in is good
then simply plaster the wall
thats what all plasterers i know seem to do anyhow.

>>1162520
>turning off the power first

pleb

>>1162511
they all got sent over the wall

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>>1162539
I like you.