Look, robots! Some generous soul from /tg/ remade your favorite

>>36316446
Helen.
Although I think it's a bit odd that she wouldn't be into rough sex, id still be interested.

I choose Kaylee.

If you don't pick Elizabeth, Helen, Laura or Courtney you're a faggot

>>36316668
Which of them would you pick (and why)?

>>36316629
You couldn't survive five minutes with Kaylee, anon.

>>36316948
Just let me try.

>>36317022
She's like a parody of the crazy bipolar girl who ruins every relationship she enters. You'll be crushed.

>>36316718
Any of them is good, but probably Elizabeth.

>>36317048
But I want my tomboy gf.

>>36317071
Shani is a tomboy who isn't crazy. Ramona is a tomboy who isn't crazy.

>>36316446
>choosing anyone other than elizabeth or helen
>inb4 stormfront get out

>>36316446

Laura or Helen.

>>36317093
Yeah, maybe you are right. Ramona a top.

>>36317149
>>36317124
>>36316668
>all those cucks wanting to breed with a cripple
Humanity will have you to think for endless generations of suffering.

>>36316446
Brown and Vietnam are best. The rest have weird hangups or do drugs.

Why must I be tempted to racemix at every turn?

>>36317245
Which of the browns is Brown?

>>36317210
>Shes blind so she's no longer a viable partner.
Your loss, anon. She easily makes up for it with everything else.

>>36317210

idgaf breeding with them, I just want sex.

All women are annoying cunts anyways

>>36317345
2nd from the left, bottom row.

>>36316446
Ramona. She's that Down South Mexican dream girl.

Trisha for me

>>36316446
Laura all day, she fits my life perfectly. I am not quite by a long shot, she would fit very well into my life. Anything to do with fitness is awesome to me. I'd a girlfriend to start doing jiu jitsu with me or something aswell.
Also wouldn't mind knowing an accountant since she can analyze business sheets. She is the best match. Cleaning is a HUGE plus. Like damn she is actually the perfect fucking wife.
You could totally red pill her, she basically is already.

Helen is pretty much perfect.

>only right winger is a closet dom
I wonder who is behind this...

>>36317245
Laura has no hangups besides wanting to go on dinner dates <3

Laura baybyee

let me get a ha nguyen

>>36316446
Either Elizabeth or Ha Nguyen(If she's a virgin).

As long as I don't end up with Arielle I am good
Stupid fat cunt

Would I get along with Courtney if I don't eat vegetables?

>>36316446
Which ones are and aren't virgins? This is important.

>>36316446
Ha might actually be the perfect robot wife.
>videogames
>dominant
>provider
I guess I would have to learn how to cook so I could take care of the household

>>36316446
cut out the last paragraph on elizabeth please
helen is great, cut the coffee, smoking and weed shit
cut the very last line from shani please
courtney is nice enough
Ha nguyen seems tolerable desu

>>36317679
But I'm a quiet introvert.

okauyak is best grill

cuddling is g.o.a.t

>>36317669
John Ringo?

>>36317951
Guess. It's not exactly hard.

>>36316446
Helen is top choice, followed by Elizabeth or Okauyak. Ha Nguyen is also fine.

Wouldn't want to be with the rest.

>>36316446
Jesus, the new girls are garbage.

>snow injun, literally most pathetic race besides abos
>nigger
>fucking joke
>stuck up boring basic bitch
>valley girl

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>Christian Catholic and practicing. Politically conservative.

I'm not even checking the other ones, I'm picking Helen.

>>36319008
Ironic, since like you, she's blind.

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>>36319067
I KNEW IT WOULD BE WORTH KEEPING THIS PIC SAVED ON MY PHONE

>>36319108
This isn't even about being religious, you moron, it's about picking a romantic partner without knowing anything about them except their religious and political leanings. Including the fact they're physically disabled.

Ha Nguyen plays civilization so probably her but not really because chink >.>, If she was Japanese then sure.

>>36316446
>no atheistic/agnostic conservative waifu
Why even bother?

>>36319151
>going for any asian
I hope you're not white.

Are there more like this?

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>>36316446
Kaylee, Trisha and Okauyak are best girls.

>>36319151
>This category of Asian is better than every other
???

>>36319520
It's just some dumb weeb.

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>>36316446

>not plating all of them simultaneously

>>36317807
crtl+f Arielle, just an insult. I hope you gain your wizard powers and an hero pathetically to be forgotten by even your family in a matter of months.

>>36319520
Nah I just find them prettier and they usually have very nice personalities. Koreans are uggo and Chinese people are mostly annoying.

>>36319612
Where are you from anon? I want to see if there's a correlation.

>>36316446
Okauyak is easily best girl

>>36316446
Courtney, if "never enjoyed sex" can be construed as "never had sex".

Otherwise Helen.

>>36319662
Never has the word "snownigger" been so apt.

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>elizabeth will never be real
literal perfection

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>mfw Laura

>>36319699
>low sex drive
>won't agree to fulfill all your degenerate fantasies
Other than that she's perfect.

>>36317210

>implying it's heritable

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>>36319744
>implying my biggest fetish isn't vanilla sex and impregnation

Why do so many of them have to be lefties?

>>36319774
They're trying for a semblance of realism.

>>36316446
at first i thought elizabeth then i saw okauyak

>>36319653
Canada. I watch a lot of asian media so I base it purely from what I see. It's a subjective opinion that I find Japanese women more attractive then the rest of the asians.

Also the Chinese/Viet people i've met in Canada are twats.

>>36319688
And she's still best girl

>>36316446
Why is it that none of these girls interest me? What's happening to me? I'm scared

>inb4 you're gay

I'm definitely not. I like women it's just real women have started to become really dull for me.

Courtney a best. She's the ideal GF for me, now if only I wasn't a messy piece of shit and could actually find someone like her

>tfw will actually go for Arreile

I just love thicc qts

Arielle/Helen master race.

>>36316446
Diana my dudes

>>36320150
Enjoy your syphilis

The Israeli's face looks lopsided, her only positive is big tits.

>>36320316
Yeah, I doubt the guy taking the pic was looking at her eyes.

Feeling like ending it today
Roll

>>36316446
can someone edit this with the option to roll

>>36316446
Arielle, hope she is not too fat tho, if she is thicc she would be perfect

>>36320397
>>36320431
It's a fucking choice image. The choice image police won't come arrest you if you roll on your own.

>>36320498
rng is more entertaining, nerd

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>Instantly choose Beatrice.
>Epiphany on why all my relationships are garbage tier.
haha thanks /r9k/, I'm off to find the ol' rope.

>>36320539
Nobody says you can't roll, it just doesn't have to be on the image for you to be allowed.

>>36320620
yeah but i'm lazy

oh it's not a role thread
Damn
I guess Trisha, Helen, or Shani

In a perfect world where everything is wonderful I would prefer Courtney or kaylee

But shit sucks fuck it all
Fuck

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>tfw okauyak
i want a cozy snow gf to kiss during missionary

helen is an acceptable second choice
all the rest of them seem boring or bad

>>36320642
Dude, just head over to the D&D online dice roller and ask for a number from 1-14, it ain't that hard.

>>36320710
oh ye
forgot about that

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>>36316446
>tfw you'll never grow old with elizabeth

Ha Nguyen is literally perfect and has no downsides.

>>36321183
She's Vietnamese. Isn't that by itself enough?

Blind girl works as a cashier
How ?

>>36322038
A. It's Vienna, people are generally decent. Especially if she lives in Alsergrund or something and gets two customers a day with 160 years of age between them.
B. In most first world countries the indentations on both coins and paper money are specifically varied by denomination for the benefit of the blind, so they can literally feel the different between a 20 and a 100
C. It's stated most of her money comes from welfare. Honestly, she was probably hired to fill a quota of some sort and is practically there on principle.

>>36322129
This, she's probably the store's pet cripple. Likely spends 95% of her work hours sitting in the corner listening to music or something, her manager just wants her to be visible and look friendly so it'll be known he employs the handicapped.

>>36322129
Her feeling up the notes would take time and cashiers are expected to be at least
t reasonably fast

Kaylee sounds fun but might not get too attached
>sneaking in on a place and spraying "jesus is gay" or some shit. gold

Helen looks like a girl I'd look forward to support and be supported. Also she likes music, and pot. Fun times playing duos and getting high.

>none are real
sigh...

>>36322275
Depends on the kind of store. Not every shop is an American Wall Mart. Especially in quieter areas of Europe, you got those "quaint, lovely" little local grocery stores that can go whole days without a customer.

>>36322275
Don't underestimate the sense of touch of the blind. She won't be as fast AS a sighted cashier, but she might very well be nearly as fast. So long as she doesn't work at McDonald's, it should be alright (especially since even the angriest, most impatient customers tend to mellow out once they realize they're dealing with a handicapped cashier. It's not empathy so much as peer pressure - if there's a long line, there're a lot of people who could potentially see you being mean to the blind, which is a big taboo).

>>36316446
You're all cucks Elizabeth would be flawless

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>>36316446
>tfw no Okauyak gf
>ywn find a common ground of movies with Fury Road
>ywn share knowledge about what you're both passionate about
>ywn teach her about computers and bant with her while doing it
>ywn take long saturday hikes with her
>ywn poke fun at her just to see her when she gets flustered
>ywn get pinned down by her as she passionately kisses you

>>36316446
>legally blind and can only see things up close
helen sounds perfect for robots

trisha, ramona, laura, shani, and ha all sound pretty good. the rest are all trash though

>>36323611
>liking a literal Israeli communist

>>36323611
>legally blind and can only see things up close
What happens when you want to kiss her?

Trisha seems p comfy. I'd pick her first.

Courtney second because I feel like we'd get into arguments for some reason. But she seems p comfy too.

>>36323988
if you're lucky she'll close her eyes or look past your face

>>36316446
>Tfw have black fever even though I'm a white supremacist and Aryan
help me...black girls are just too qt..

>>36324196
That black bitch is fucking ugly, how can you compare her with the white ones.

>>36316446
Which fucking idiot wouldn't choose ha Nguyen or perhaps parvati

>>36316446
Arielle represent!

>>36316446
I wont read all that you fucking negro

>>36324356
Anyone who sees that Okauyak is an option

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I'm not attracted to literally any of them for some reason. some actually red flag-ish and full on normshit.
i know I'm not gay, but why am i not attracted to normal/average girls?
in every "perfect gf" thread not one has caught me off guard. can depression lead to change in what you find attractive? the only girl who i can think of that gave me "the feel" is based Agatha.

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Pls give Inuit waifu.

>>36324671
people tell me I'm attractive and I've seen blatant signs of interest from normies. not to brag or boast.(I'm an asocial sperg with 0 friends. don't want any because of "i knew" reasons)
/blog post

What do most of you have against Courtney? She seems perfect to me...

>>36316446
would most definitely pick arielle, low self esteem wouldn't allow me to get comfortable with anyone with a higher aesthetic rating

>>36316446
I'm bored and MBTI is "in" right now.

Elizabeth: INFP
Okauyak: ENFJ
Helen: IsFP (Lowercase intentional)
Trisha: ENTP
Arielle: INTP
Kaylee: unhealthy ESFP
Ramona: ESTP
Beatrice: ISFJ
Parvati: *SFJ
Shani: ENFP
Laura: ESFJ
Courtney: INFJ
Ha: ENTJ
Diana: ESFP stereotype

I'm an INFP and I liked Shani the best. Shani could arguably be ESFP but I didn't want to list her as that because the other ESFPs are a shit. A SHIIIIIIIT.

For some reason, I could unironically see myself spending my life with a girl like Shani. Elizabeth and Ha were tied for second.

>>36325448

INTP and I'm into Okauyak. I think INTP & ENFJ are compatible types

>>36325448
she is fat and has a 2/10 face ,dude

>>36325611
Yeah they are, in a complimentary sense.

>>36325617
>fat
Eh she only looks chubby(which I like) from that pic and I think she's cute, 7/10 face imo. I guess I'm weird.

Only thing I'm iffy about is the fact that I haven't googled "anarcho-socialist communism" but kibbutz life seems comfy. I really like everything else

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>>36316446
these are honestly so much fun to read, ill post one or 2 i have saved

>>36325870
Rolling for Prince master race

>>36318183
>>36319662
>>36318183
>>36319818

She is obviously the best girl.

>>36319008
Elizabeth, literally master race tier (although Elizabeth is a Jewish name).
>>36325870
Roll

>>36325448
I'm an ENTJ and I like Elizabeth the most.

>>36325870
Lets row faggots

>>36325870
re-roll, cause reasons

>>36325870
Literally only two worth girls. What a shit.

>>36325870
Post more if you have

>>36325870
rolling for the escapism

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>>36316446
Ha is top tier

everybody else is brain dead

>>36325870
I would pick CHAD desu
I've always wanted a bro to hang with that could also teach me how to be cooler

>>36316446
Nobody gievs a shit who I pic. What are the point of these threads? Calling this a traditional game is faggy as hell. These must be made for research purposes into human behavoir, to make new dating websites, to make money. You could make a system with male compatible partnerships using these tests.

>>36328257
>just read through it
None of them. Worse than I thought. All faggot choices.

>>36316446
Okauyuk, without a fucking doubt.

>>36316446
Beatrice I guess. If I HAD to pick. Guess I better buy a motorcycle and get a gun.

>>36325448
>lower case intentional
oh(You).jpeg

>>36325870
roll 583565

>>36327167
I guess the INFP/ENTJ attraction thing is real.

>tfw no Ha gf

>>36328998
fuck that shit
reroll fuck it 6844444444

>>36328257
>>36328424
It's amazing that wet pieces of cardboard can use computers.

>>36325870
roll for the numbers

>>36316446
Laura is perfect desu

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>>36329061
Don't pretend that you could ever understand us.

>>36319577

checked and keked

See you in September (23)

For the Happenings

S H A D I L A Y

>>36316446
Do you nerds actually read all that fucking text?

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>>36329461
Refer to the picture Mr. Tyrone.

>>36325870
I really like reading these too. ROLL EM UP

>>36325870
Ill roll first then read.

>>36329521
>Annoyed to do something productive
>High maintenance
>High chance of cuck
Get fucked bitch.

>>36316446
> tfw you read this and fall in love with fictional courtney and elizabeth.
> tfw I sit in my bed daydreaming about my fictional life with these 4chan characterizations.
> tfw when after a couple hours of day dreaming I type this thread.
> tfw when college dropout khv 22 years old

> tfw tfw

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Courtney seems to be perfect for me, she's at top, helen is the second option

>>36317953
>>36321183
>>36327704
>>36329041

Best taste. Closest to a downside I see is the whole domination thing but pain always gets my adrenaline flowing so long as she isn't kicking me in the junk or anything too weird.

Everyone picking Elizabeth is probably going to end up disappointed because she probably couldn't deal with a robot.

I'll rolly originally of course

>>36325870
Ralling the good roll

>>36316446
Will settle for ha

>>36325870
roll

Seal of Originality of R9K

>>36316446
Courtney and Elizabeth (in that order) are objectively the best choices.

>>36325870
rolling

I would probably go with Laura for what I want in a woman, save for vanilla sex. Could be worse, Ramona is a second option.

Realistically I could only attract Ramona, Beatrice or Courtney and pick Courtney if I wanted someone to debate about things we read in society etc. since I do it often accidentally. Beatrice sounds like a walking red flag but vidya is cool with me so I would befriend her at least.

And Ramona if I didn't minds someone bringing me to change a bit. Submissiveness is a rather integral part for me but I can keep it at bay with fantasies and some alone time.

>tfw no stoic/misanthropic gf secretly seeking intimacy

>everyone thinking they could stand Courtney for more than an hour

She's super perceptive, super critical and vocal about it. You guys couldn't stand a minute with someone actually giving you the objective rundown of what pieces of shit you are.

>>36325870
Roll, roll, roll your boat, gently down the streeaam

>>36333056
Jokes on you, I have the same introspective skills and tolerate opinions well, especially criticism that helps me improve as a person. Not your average sub robot here.

>left leaning
>no opinion
>left leaning
>an actual communist
>conservative except for a list of left leaning beliefs

>>36333282
What are you even supposed to be talking about?

>>36325870
>rich from CIA

IIRC, intelligence agencies make a point of not paying their agents TOO much due to some convoluted practical reason. Like, if they get too used to a life of luxury it'll be easier to bribe them or you want to be sure they're truly loyal to the agency rather than just doing it for the money or some shit like that. I remember reading about it in some guy's biography I think, they made a big deal out of it to explain why CIA agents get paid pretty crappy salaries compared to the risks they take.

Also CIA isn't FBI, why would they be sending an agent to monitor gang activity within the US?

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>>36319443
This is an old one, also from /tg/. They're actually often posted together.

>>36325870
1234 I declare a waifu war

>>36316446
love these so much

>>36334374
But which one do you choose?

Okauyak.
Pretty much my current gf.
You don't have to REE I will leave and never come back.

>>36316446
Helen was perfect until the last 3 paragraphs fucking ruined it.
Beatrice is the only one I think I could tolerate for long enough, but it's honestly still kind of a stretch because the part I can relate on (not having a clear identity yet) is also the biggest wild card ever.
This chart is AIDS desu senpai

>>36334395
Not that I could keep any of them, but Ha Nguyen looks great. Would be nice to have a calm and tidy house to keep, and to put my energy into romantic dates and a calm environment. I do enjoy cooking too. Playing videogames stresses me out a lot, but if everything is quiet and sorted I think I could enjoy it again.

Who would you pick anon?

>>36316446
Helen or the Vietnamese chick.

>>36334734
My current girlfriend is pretty much Arielle but thinner, so I guess I'll go with her?

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This /tg/ CYOA is a perfect fit for /r9k/, though unfortunately the original is a lot bigger so I had to shit up the quality for it's filesize to fit here.

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>>36325870

roll 4 anything really

>mfw no thicc girl

>>36316446
Ha Nguyen 1000x over
>smart
>likes vidya
>refined and ladylike

Damn these wretched white women.

>>36316446
Whoever made this has painfully obvious yellow fever.

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>>36335328
thanks for the fun game anon, though I shouldn't have used a pen while sleep-deprived. GOOD JOB ON THAT BOX AT THE END RETARD FUCK

Okauyak sounds lovely, though I would also give Ramona a chance.

>>36325870
rolling for Prince, obviously the best option

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>>36336203
>not even remotely close
just kill me already

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Plz gib hambeast

>>36316446
too lazy to read all of them but rolling for gf(male)
there has got to be at least one

>no robotfu
Why even roll?

Okayokeydokey or Courtney.

>>36325870
Can I, too, get something out of this?

>>36336686
Fuck this. I'd put the dog down.
Let's try again.

>>36325870
lesh do thees

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>>36316446
Okauyak all the way

>>36316446
Courtney is the only good choice of the bunch.
I choose Courtney

>>36325870
Rulloko hataya

>>36325870
>35
Who else /bi-polar fever/ now?

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>>36335935
>not ripping the page out and starting again, hitting yourself in the head as punishment

>>36316446
definitely courtney.

Courtney and Elizabeth are the best choices.

Arielle or Kaylee.

>>36325870
Vivien's look is pretty damn nice.

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>>36333678
I want to be with Blair.
>tfw this is not real, and you will never meet blair
No one said this was gonna be a feels thread.

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>>36335328
>NERD
>130 Points

>The Vidya House is my dwelling.


>I claim my Consoles, TV, and video games for free with my NERD alignment.
>I choose to wear THAT KID flame pattern clothing and fedora - 20 points

>For my Powers, I choose
>Loliform - 80
>Salt Harvester (50% discount thanks to alignment) - 25
>$15/week wage while I'm on the inside


I wonder if I can make a friend with the Neckbeards? I would like it.

If dubs 2D Helen or Laura

Okauyak definitely

>>36316446
Elizabeth

>>36325870
Maya

>>36333678
Alessandra

It's a toss-up between Courtney or Beatrice

I've always liked girls like Beatrice, the ones that dress emo and listen to metal and play online games. They're usually really cool girls I think. I don't think I'd be able to live up to her expectation of me being a 'tough guy' or whatever though.

Courtney, however, really seems like a nice, well-rounded girl.

>>36316446
Need to wife someone like ha so I can complete my ultimate dream of housedad

>>36316629
Kaylee is a fucking psychopath

>>36325870
Roll.

>Saige
>Has a dick

>>36337417
>Alessandra
Are you fucking retarded?

>>36325870
Rolling for elena AKA best

>>36337638
The answer is obviously yes. Where do you think you are.

>>36316446
none, they are all shit.

>>36316446
ha is the best one to be completly honest with you robosenpaidesu

>>36325870
rolling for chad robofag

>>36337518
>Kinky time with the missus
>Night before your scheduled beach outing with the kids
>Will have to take off your shirt and reveal all the scars
what do?

>>36338663
A good abuser knows how to hide or prevent scars

>>36338784
BDSM isn't abuse, you utter fucking tard.

>>36339732
Yeah but abuse is explicitly part of what Ha is into.

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This may be more to your liking

>>36341030
memmmo

>>36341055
Well, at least it's above average. Too bad you get nothing for the double.

>>36341030
roll for whatever i might won or not

>>36341030
How many points do I get?

>>36316446
>not making this into a roll for a gf thread
I know it's from a day ago but its no fun picking.

>>36341465
Read the instructions, it's the last two digits of your post. 65, in your case.

>>36341030
bowling for digital numbers

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Dare you enter the robot room?

>>36341030
Tolbsivsiv

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Okauyak for the win, faggots.

>>36316446
Ramona for Texas citizenship

>>36342713
>entertainment
gaming pc, kindle and mystery box
>roommates
tyrone and asuka

>>36322389
>being mean to the blind is taboo
In what culture? Not our fault they won't commit suicide like a normal person. And to have a job? Get out of the way bitch.

>>36342713
>entertainment
musical instruments, mystery box, ipod
>roommates
Tyrone, Asuka

There, record a robot album

>>36316446
you're just gay if you don't choose Trisha to be quite honest

now where do i go get my gf? where is the gf vending machine?

>>36343724
>falling for the nigger
You get exactly what you deserve

>>36316446
>elizabeth
practising proddie - directly against all my beliefs
high maintenance - against my very person, i behave pretty much like a schizoid
hates smoking - ive never smoked but i find it repulsive and a redflag for a person to be against smoking
>left leaning in political issues - im way too oldfashioned for that
>girl and "intellectual" in the same time - red flag af, probably pretentious
>brainwashed cuck pharisee family
>only positive trait is sharing my sexual preferences

tfw you're arielle irl and facing this description is sobering and depressing

No Korean option so why even bother

>>36344069
There also aren't Finnish, Saudi, Maori, Czech, Peruvian or Ghanaian options. So?

>>36344143
What's weird is that there aren't a French, Russian or Japanese, but there are an Israeli and an Eskimo.

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>>36316446
>left leaning on social issues and right leaning on economic

>>36344254
It's not an uncommon view.

Beatrice. Because girls with unnaturally coloured hair make me diamonds and if it didn't work out I could steal her clothes and become the emo qt.

Which of them is most likely to be down with tying me up and spitting another man's cum in to my mouth? Because that one.

>>36345028
Diana it is, then.

>>36325870
rrrollllllzzzzzztrd

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This one was, quite literally, made for you people. Even the name's a pun.

>>36341030
roltttsdafrwavdlll

>>36316446
heheee xd
organso

>>36325870
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
oregano
thyme
rosemary
saffron

>>36344625
Yeah among disgusting neocons

>>36333678
Katya tbqh

>>36316446
I honestly believe these charts have a more depressing effect on the reader rather than allowing one to fantasize about any potential relationships. I mean its so clear that most of us on this board would never be able to attract these kinds of people and even they are very rare. The thing that irritates me is how this charts makes out that its normal to find some highly educated 10/10 perfect girlfriend that can't just have a normal life or a normal job, I'm pathetic as I am at the moment, I don't want to live around someone who reminds me of that fact on an hourly basis.

Oh, and even if I finding someone like this was feasible I still wouldn't choose one of them, they all seem like their lives will go heavily downhill (have very niche careers/degrees in areas that are still saturated) and will likely have to depend on me in the future, and frankly I'd rather talk to people on 4chan than barely enunciate a sentence to one of these women.

>>36319151
Really? I mean I can tell the difference between the two and while it does strike me surprising that you find Asians attractive (to each his own I suppose), I really don't see how you could say one is better than the other, Han Chinese generally look homogeneous and have huge cheeks and a lack of a jaw, which may seem cute to some, whilst the Japs can vary between being attractive from an objective standpoint to looking alien.

>>36341030
saffron skskckckvkvkdkdk

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>>36346967
Fear not, robot. We have just the thing for you.

I vote for the qt Eskimo

>>36347347
I'm sure she'll be attracted to you referring to her by a racial slur lol

>>36325870
Original rollllleeerinnnnoooo

>>36347378

I'll have to send her to reform school first, of course

>>36341030

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL3453636

>>36325870

Roll

>>36347316

6, 2, 4. In that order

>>36347316
Now we're just looking at the bottom 10% of society, this is not helping friendo (and these are bloody gammas if anything).

>>36347525
Maybe your problem is that nothing satisfies you.

>>36316446
Just wondering: Are these suppossed to be dream girls for men? Seems to me they all have major flaws...

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>>36347525

Is this more your speed, friendo?

>>36347592
It's a choice image, it needs to be hard.

>>36316446
Beatrice. I would seriously kill my whole family including my cat (who I love) for someone IRL who would play WoW with me, be a friend and show me affection. Also I love metal.

>>36342713
Kindle
Weight set
Stash of games

Hm, all of the girls are shit including the anime Rei > Asuka.
Chad wouldn't /tg/ it up with me, neither would The Donald and I wouldn't want to disrupt his president stuff, Larry seems ok if annoying, same with Ahmed in different ways, Tyrone is okay but I don't like offline bantz but maybe he can condition that out of me, Jeb is sad but maybe I could make his life awesome before he kicks it, Ethan would try too hard to get in my boyhole and I don't want the TV.

Hm, I'd say Tyrone and Jeb, besides the Donald, Tyrone seems the most fun and is implied to like /tg/ stuff, could help out Jeb's mood.

>>36343879
It's repulsive to be AGAINST smoking?

Narrow-minded maybe, but repulsive? As in your disgust builds up when someone says smoking is smelly, dirty or something?

>>36340284
Rolling for 30 or more points you fucking faggot

>>36346045
>Rocket punch
>20mm Vulcan cannon
>Steel cable
>Rocket booster
>White Shinji
TELL ME this won't be the best anime ever.

>>36347602
Not quite, now were in the bottom 5% if that.

>>36347577
Now that I think about it, you are probably correct.

>>36341030
cant go back can't go rolling

can i choose no one?

>>36348710
You already are, only it's not a choice.

Shani is literally perfect

>>36325870
LOL
rollerioriginality

>>36348817
>Israeli
>Jewish
>"Anarcho-communist"

>>36349105
I'm not planning to be looking at her birth certificate anymore than the photographer who took her pic was looking at her eyes.

>>36325870
CHLOE OR SABINA GET

Shani, literally a dream girl.

>>36316446
HELEN
id make her listen to Soundtracks for the Blind, hehe :3

>>36348817
>>36349861
Don't choke on all the kool aid

>>36325870
rulz me dat cutie

>>36341030
rollandongero

>>36316446
1. Helen
2. Courtney
3. Elizabeth

I would have to talk her out of catholicism though.

>>36347316
Paraplegics can still have sex, the orgasms are just different.

Still would choose 2,1,6 in that order >.>

>>36347602
Kill it with fire.

>>36350895
>Paraplegics can still have sex, the orgasms are just different.
Depends on the individual.

>>36342713
>Entertainment
Gaming PC, Smart TV, Drugs

>>36352231
>forgot my roommates
Ethan and Asuka