Skills you picked up being a shut-in

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Music production, mastered fapping. As in I can cum within 1 minute or go on for 5 hours if I so wish. I have also no problems doing dry orgasms if I wish to for whatever reason. I have reached the peak of masturbation abilities.

>>36313388
Gotta hand it to that girl. Anyways I was top 200 in a popular video game for a few years. I guess that was the skill I picked up during my years as a shut in.

>>36313388
Damn, that was impressive. Very inventive to catfish two real people as each other at the same time. This is a whole new class of catfishing technology desu.

Efficient methods to waste time. That's all.

>arranged a meeting between the two
Damn that's pretty sick

>>36313388
My masterpiece?
As of now, my intense mental breakdown that caught the eye of someone who owns the world, right? My thought process at the time following the plot, before I was aware of the fact that I was being monitored at all times, was that it's a lot better to lie about my life and exaggerate how awful it is being me than to lose my soul to a fate like the protagonist's in this movie. I thought some black celebrity had boughten my body from some Eye's Wide Shut black market and all the absurd things going on in my life were to due to this. Now I see that it's much, much worse than that. Wow, how could this have happened to me? I alway pictured my life as being unremarkable, quiet, and relatively normal.

>>36313388
I'm currently learning how to do the Photoshops due to extreme boredom.