you people aren't smart

You're right. I fuck a new girl every week and actually live in a frat.

I'm superior to you, how does that make you feel?

>>36310516
oh wait you don't even know me, you think you can stereotype me as the typical person you people made up who occupies this board.

you are a degenerate compared to me.

>>36310549
>calling me a degenerate compared to you

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHSHHAHSHAHHAHAHHAHA

*i move away from the mic to breathe in*

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHSHHSHHSHSHAHHAHAHAHA

Are you still a virgin?

>>36310490
Well I'm not here to lie about those things. So yes there are real KV's here. That is why I stay anon, I have no clue how to meet girls or what to do with them if I meet one. Tried online dating but its a disgusting shithole for chads to find roasties.

>>36310584
you are in a frat, you are automatically pathetic.

keep talking, you're mad right? yea you're mad.

you want to kill young virgin men right? you and the people you know, you think it's funny that a man who is still very young "30" to be a failure if he has not had sex with a woman, and you people have been spouting this since the inception of this board back in 2008, moot even removed this board and then revived it a few months later after scrapping it.

>>36310682
>you want to kill young virgin men right?

No it's funnier to watch them live

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>>36310490
No shit, this board is for satirical shitposting. Everything you read here is satire. Most /r9k/ers are functional adults. Shit-tier and functional, estrogen-rich, passive, losers with shitty jobs, bitchy girlfriends, and nothing to do with their free-time besides wasting it here posting Pepe the alt-righter memes.

>>36310680
>there are real KV's here

and what is the problem with that? eventually they can meet a girl and not be hugless, then not be kisses, then finally lose his virginity.

but no you people want to make things worse, you have to give them a hostile mentality.

it's such a scheme that women are involved in it themselves. women and men are plotting to make other mens lives harder.

its sad the young men don't see this, even the older ones.

i claim no affiliation to any group or government,

I have no friends, 21, khv, never worked before, only speak to women if I have to, essentially a mute in all social scenarios and am also short and ugly.
I would be very upset if it turned out there weren't a lot of anons like me posting on /r9k/ but I wouldn't be surprised, life is cruel.

>>36310710
Everything you read here is satire

that's why the regulars always say "NORMIES GTFO"

the people of this board fooled the younger teens into believing all this shit. a true r9k user does not have a job or girlfriend and is most likely considered a virgin.

>>36310490
>Kissless
No
>No Girlfriend
Yes
>Virgin
Yes
>Healthy
I used to be
>Score Pussy on the Reg
No
>Good Family
50/50
>Money
Fuck no
>Friends
Yes

I don't lie about my life, I don't like my life, it sucks, its not the worst life, its not the best life, I just hate it, its not what I want.

>>36310726
well that involves meeting people, something I don't do at all nowadays
except for my friends, them I met just the other day, and they made me feel shit about myself unintentionally
so maybe I'll cut down on that too
but then there is no way of meeting new people
although I haven't met anyone new through my friends in years

>>36310490
yeeahh im lying hah im CHAD in reald life ahhaha CHAD yes thats ne CHAD CHAD CHAD me me me me hahahahhaa lyng so hard i have so many friends and everyhthing ahhahahaha ues zYEEEWhahb HAHHAHAHA UES YEA IM LYING OF COURSE YES HAHAHA SOOOO CHAD SO CHAD HABA I HAVE SUCH A GOOD LIFE I LOVE IT EEEEEEAAAHHH

i think about killing myself more and more each day.

>>36310831
you're just sad.

>>36310770
>except for my friends, them I met just the other day,

hahaha what the fuck, let me guess you're not from north america.

>>36310861
>sad
>chad

They rhyme, maybe you just proved his point

>>36310879
Nope not from anywhere in America (Continental or otherwise) for that matter.

>>36310984
let me guess, they kill virgin men in your backwards country right?

hmmm....

>>36310847
then do it, this is 4chan, we are going to give you the go ahead. webcam it too

>>36311037
No, there is nothing special about this country, only thing is I don't speak the language here so it'd be hard to communicate with total strangers.

>>36310490
2/10 bait
Sage goes on all fields.

>>36311091
>sage goes in all fields
>doesn't put as name
Faggot

>>36311060
>you should do every little thing you think about and upload it to the internet

>>36311083
yea and you don't speak the language , yea that picture sounds normal.

gift

>>36311137
It sucks but it is normal.

I run a Facebook page about hoes and one of these ladies was asking everyone when they lost their virginity and I said I'd never had sex, hugged, kissed, or held hands with a girl one time in my life.

Some dudes asked if I was gay, some frumpy chicks started messaging me about how they thought it was cute.

Best lie I ever told.

>>36310490
>get a life
one of the norman's favorite phrases

what exactly do they mean by this?

>>36311250
It means you're not living a Stacy/Chad enough life to even be considered having respect for.

>>36311217
a girl messaging you because she thinks what you said was cute is trying to kill you, maybe not her herself, but she will use a man to kill you.

they are killing young virgin men as young as 22 in the united states of america, other places are worse.

you people are sort of running a killing operation, you want young virgin men to confess on this site, along with you and your other false confessions, so they think they fit it.

they are targeted and killed.

are you people proud of yourselves?

you fuckers didn't lose your virginity to your girlfriend, you fucked a prostitute, that says you are dirty and pathetic.

also you have big porn folder, all you do is collect porn and watch other women get fucked. that is sad.

perverted pigs.

>>36311286
Same poster here, they're also basically telling you your garbage if you don't have that type of lifestyle, hence why they say get a life. Get a Chad or Stacy lifestyle or your garbage to them.

>>36311308
when funny becomes coo coo.

>>36311250
it means do your own things, don't join a group of people and make up fake stories thinking it is acceptable, you aren't a virgin, you have a girlfriend, why are you saying you are something you aren't

your parents would have probably labeled you gay and killed you if they found your internet post.

even the police are involved

I have a chronic disability that is currently healing. Once it heals I'm getting the fuck outta here it's destroying my mind.

>>36311682
they want to destroy you mentally. they call people outcasts.

>>36311832
I used to be at least content before my injury, now all I feel is anger and hatred.

>>36311915
they want that

>>36311365
>implying you are the arbiter of what is acceptable and what is not.

Stop making things up.