ITT: we talk about the times we had aalmost come this close to sex

>>36310162
The closest I've been to sex was me cuddling with this girl I crushed on in 8th grade. Had to move a week later.

She was naked and on top of me, it was too small. She asked me if it was in, i cried on her shoulder, she left my car saying she had somewhere to be.

>>36310162
so so many times. Girls I could of. Girls I should of.

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First time
>New years 2015/16
>just walked from one new years party to another at 2 in the morning for 3 miles because the girl hosting wanted me there
>blind drunk
>spend the night flirting and kissing
>go up to her bed at 5 in the morning
>Nearly get there, she breaks down
>turns out another guy she was crushing on turned her down that night and I was kinda her second choice/way of getting over it
That wasn't fun, but I'm glad I didn't fuck her in the end

Second time
>Have girl on uni course who's really into me
>for whatever reason I'm just apathetic about her, she's nice enough but I'm just not attracted to her
>Go over to hers for pizza, get really stoned and drunk in preparation
>watch Always Sunny
>She ends up straddling me fully clothed and dry humping me
>the whole time I'm thinking "I'm not comfortable or happy help me"
>after I leave I chain smoke my way home and cry
That was a weird time

Third time
>Take MD with my flatmate
>Took it to go to a club, but it was shite so we just went home and dropped more
>listened to music for hours, we get off with eachother
>she stops herself before anything happens, she's seeing someone and doesn't want to cheat on him for the 4th time :^) (all different people)
If it had been a week earlier it would've ended differently, she said as much herself

Still a virgin kek

>be with girl
>we both get naked
>dong expands
>about to put it on
>"WAIT ANON! im not on the pill pls use condom"
>"uh ok..."
>she hands me a condom
>put on condom
>boner is kill
>"it's okay anon better luck next time"
>never heard from her anymore