It's Easter. Are you going to Church tomorrow just in case God is real?
nah, if he IS real, he'll forgive me
If God is real he'd probably think it's no big deal not to go because the strict adherence to rituals seems silly and designed to concentrate power in the hands of institutions. I'll go see my family instead for s free home-cooked dinner. There will be Deviled Eggs among the appetizers, but God's probably cool with it because Deviled Eggs are delicious.
I'm definitely considering it. Church is in like 5 hours and I'll still be awake, though I'll be getting pretty tired by the time it ends. It'll be busy though, and that makes me anxious, especially because I've never been to an Easter service before.
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Easter already happened. It's Sunday night.
If he is real he will need to attend MY church