Why aren't you paying for sex Anon?

>>36307053
Congratulations on supporting human trafficking scumbag, hope that nut was worth it.

>>36307053
damn she's fucking fine

>>36307053
That's cheating. I want a girl to like me. And I'm OK with it not happening.

>>36307151
They are making thousands of dollars a day, and get to spend some time in Hawaii. Seems like a win to me.

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>>36307160
Really is.

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>>36307053
>>36307201
damn

original organ

Let's think about it for a moment.

If you want to get a good prostitute, free of STD shit, you will likely need from 50 to 200bucks. Do you fuckers know how much food I can get with that money?
Even if you go the poor way and only buy rice, that's 30 to 200 kilos of rice depending on its quality.

So you're all telling me that a vagina is worth 200 days of food?

>>36307201
how much did she cost

kjnkjjn

>>36307247
Have you had sex with a hot girl? This is a silly question.

>>36307270
$50 to the "mama" $150 to the girl.

Plus I got a nice massage at the end.

>>36307053
>>36307186
>>36307294
Is this on Oahu?

Specific place?

>>36307053
What is the exact process for doing this?

Drive there, park, walk in, talk to mama san, choose girl? Is is that simple?

>>36307379
Sanho on Queen street. Behind the theaters.

>>36307453
Yes, basically exactly that. You also get to shower with the girl before and after.

>>36307053
I'm not smart enough to pick the real girls out from the undercover cops, or to figure out the special codes and etiquette for negotiating and paying.

Also lets be honest, if I tried I'd be back here the next day with a story about how I spaghettied in front of a hooker. I'm not eager for that indignity.

>>36307498
Wow that sounds great one issue though

I'm big and brown, you think that'd be a problem?

>>36307538
There are no cops at these places. It is an AMP (asian massage parlor), Honolulu has a bunch. I have sampled many. Cops basically look the other way, everyone knows what goes on at these places. It is worth a try if you want to rail a sexy asian.

>>36307542
I'm big and white (6'5'' &250 lbs) never had much of a problem, I'm sure you'd be fine.

>>36307053
Because I don't want sex I just want to cuddle. Also I'm a germaphobe and wouldn't trust that whores are STD free and shower rigorously with soap after every client

>>36307273
So a one night stand hot sex with a hot girl is worth 100 days of food? Tell me more about it.

>>36307637
I have cuddles with many of them. The one tonight was super sweet and the foreplay lasted 30 minutes. You shower with them, so you can see they are clean. Plus they rarely do bareback service, either way wrap your willy and stay safe.

>>36307606
Yeah well I don't live in Hawaii. The nearest big city to me is Chicago. You might remember that their county sheriff was the guy behind a major prostitution crackdown, which culminated in the lawsuits over how he told Visa and Mastercard "You better not have any dealings with Backpage anymore, or else"

Also still doesn't solve the problem of needing to know all the right code-words and shit.

>>36307653
Well I don't eat rice for every meal, and food is super expensive in Hawaii, so it is hardly 100 days.

Plus I have the disposable income to do it, if you don't it obviously is not worth it. DESU I've probably spent upwards of 5k over the last few years on whores.

>>36307684
I'm sure AMP's exist there, but that sounds super sketchy. I would stay away as well.

It is super easy in Hawaii, no code words or anything. They simply moved from "body rub" under Adult on Backpage, to Massage under services.

>>36307053

>pay a woman money to have sex with you
>she is flat-chested
>it costs you $200

Yes, you're the real winner here, Anon

>>36307637
Sex workers have lower rates of STDs than the general population of women.

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>>36307787
I prefer the small tits. Trust me, finding big ones is not an issue.

>>36307053
What the fuck does "ultra spinner" mean?

>>36307848
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spinner

Small Skinny girl basically

>>36307871
Oh.

So OP, did you spin dat bitch.

>>36307906
I left her dizzy :)

literally how it will go

>having sex
>this is pretty nice
>sex ends and she leaves
>realize it did nothing to fill the emptiness you feel inside and you're just as lonely as you were before, if not more lonely
>and now you have a taste of what you're missing
>and now you're out 200 bux
>and now you're tired
>wake up the next day feeling the same as any other day

>>36307848
when she's on top of you she spins around really fast
its similar to the red rope routine done in massage parlors

>>36308041
This is somewhat true. It will not make you fell less lonely or empty inside. Personally I don't have those feelings, but I get where you are coming from.

However you do feel better and renewed after nutting on a girl instead of masturbating for the thousandth time.

>>36308041

Exactly. Sex is pointless without a relationship. Op fell for the get laid meme

>>36308088
Getting laid > not getting laid

Sex is a natural instinct and need. Pointless or not you feel way better afterwards, relieves stress of a long work week as well.

>>36308041
Oh and forgot to mention
>might not even cum because you're so used to your hand

>>36307247
going long enough without sex living starts to be less worthwhile, so I'd say yes, sooner or later it would be worth it. or, you know, get it for free instead

>>36308128
This is a serious issue.

Constant masturbation ruins real sex. Just don't jack off a few days beforehand.

>>36308156
It really boggles my mind that 98% of the population manages to do this

I feel like the one guy in a huge class who doesn't understand quantum physics, and I have to either cheat or fail the course, and feel like a loser either way.

>>36308156
>going long enough without sex
I haven't had sex for 15 years and from my perspective I really don't think sex is worth wasting 200 bucks.

>>36308404
$200 is a lot of money for a 15 year old.

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Because I'm a virgin and even hookers look down on virgins and basically want to make them cum ASAP so they can get out of there.

>>36308460
Well here you pay for an hour. So spend the rest of the time cuddling or getting a massage?

Tonight I spent 30 minutes cuddling and fingering her. Haven't masturbated in a few days, so I knew I would come decently quick.

>>36308199
Just because you haven't figured it out yet doesn't mean you never will, especially if you keep trying. In any case, life isn't fair :/
>>36308460
Why would a hooker care if someone is a virgin? They want your business, and to have a pleasant interaction, like any other service provider.

>>36307053
I have nothing against prostitutes or people who sleep with them, but I want my first time with a woman who likes me and not my money.

>>36308631
Exactly. Be up front with them about it. Either way they are getting paid.

>>36308631
>Why would a hooker care if someone is a virgin?
THat's the same question I asked and apparently from reading online, they do.

>>36308671
I respect that. Your first time should be special.

>>36308678
How so? It's not like they are some random bar slut looking for a good lay.

>>36308631
>>36308678
I'm certain I read an article like this but I can't find the screencap.

basically it was this escort talking about how it really freaked her out that these late-20s-and-over virgins would come to see her, and she talked all about how their first time shouldn't be with a hooker and they needed emotional stuff that she couldn't give, not just physical release, etc etc

>>36307161
This. I'd rather not lose than lose it to someone that doesn't really give a shit about me personally.

>>36308711
That makes sense. These guys are coming to a hooker looking for more than just a physical hook up. Hookers are not there for emotional support, as they are usually a emotional mess themselves.

You show up to pound and leave, nothing more.

>>36308041
>>36308088

As someone who has gone to a service like this, I can agree that it won't fill any hole, but for me at least it made me able to get my mind off all the curiosity.

It also makes masturbation better because you know how it feels.

>>36308733
I could deal with "doesn't give a shit". This isn't "doesn't give a shit". This is "I hate you". She's in this for the money. She wouldn't be fucking me if she wasn't getting paid. She's essentially working a customer-service job. And you know what all people who work customer-service jobs have in common? They fucking despise customers.

It bothers me knowing that I'd be fucking her knowing she's thinking "Can this be over with so I can get my money and leave?"

>>36308767
You realize sex isn't all it is cracked up to be :/

>>36308776
If she is good you won't be thinking that. The successful ones are good at GFE (girl friend experience). They make their clients feel wanted, even though it is all a charade.

ITT OP is a massive loser fag

>>36308711
>and she talked all about how their first time shouldn't be with a hooker and they needed emotional stuff that she couldn't give, not just physical release, etc etc

Sounds like bullshit excuses for why they'll fuck fat old men without complaint but god forbid a disgusting VIRGIN pays them for sex

>>36308814
Better than being a virgin neet.

>>36308854
dunno honestly

>>36308438
>15 year
yearS*

And you got it backward, as a kid like you apparently seems to have no idea of the real value of money.

because I get paid for sex desu

>>36308923
I realize that, but 15 years without sex is ridiculous.
So I was hoping that was a misspelling.

I earn enough money that a couple hundred is not a big deal. Learn how to budget correctly when you get a real job.

Because I don't know how to into escorts, or how to find one who's good with virgins.

>>36308953
How to budget has nothing to do with the value of money. Money is money.

If you like burning out money that's your choice and I'll respect it, but it doesn't mean that 200bucks are nothing.

>>36308969
Try your local backpage. Here is a link to mine:
http://honolulu.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/

Don't worry about the virgin part.

>>36308993
Very true, and a few years ago 200 was a shit load to me. Now however it is worth a hour with a sexy asian girl. It's only once or twice a month. I don't go out and spend money on bars and booze, its my "party budget"

>>36309004
I have in the past, but apparently my county is very good at shuting down massage places and I dunno what to do about regular escorts.

>Don't worry about the virgin part.

What do you mean?

>>36309031
That is too bad. The local cops have been caught taking bribes and getting services over here. They basically turn a blind eye.

Just tell them upfront about your situation and that you are looking to change that. Almost all of them will be very accommodating. They are getting paid either way.

>>36309028
Indeed, which further proves my point.

Actually, your posts are interesting because they show who the real intended customers are. It's the people not caring about wasting money away.
Why am I bringing this point? Because the whole starting argument was about getting a hooker to get sex. It's not a solution, only a few selected people can do it.

>>36309056
>The local cops have been caught taking bribes and getting services over here. They basically turn a blind eye.

They have to at ;east pretend to care here.

>Just tell them upfront about your situation and that you are looking to change that. Almost all of them will be very accommodating. They are getting paid either way.

I mean I know they're getting paid anyway, but are they really going to put in any extra effort because I tell them I'm a virgin? They were probably hoping I'd just bend them over and fuck them until I was satisfied.

>>36309074
It is a solution, but also a luxury. Just like having a car is a good solution to getting around, but obviously some people can't afford a car lease/loan and rely on public transportation to get around.

>>36309110
They probably won't put in more effort, but rather help you through it. People can tell if you have never had sex before, better to tell them beforehand; prostitute, bar hookup, or first girlfriend.

>>36309175
Helpiing through it is what I mean by more effort, they don't want to have to help a guy through his first time

>>36309195
Tell them anyways, if they are not interested move on.

Go look at the girls profiles at www.bunnyranch.com, and read the message board/forum. That is a legal brothel outside of Reno, NV. Most of them claim to love virgins and would love to be your first. Be warned though, it is very expensive compared to a normal hooker.

>>36308767
>I can agree that it won't fill any hole
Depends how much you pay.

>>36309195
Several have told me they prefer virgins because they (the escort) get to lead the encounter. The one I lost my virginity too was pretty great. Her face lit up when I told her and she seemed really enthusiastic, and this was without me paying for GFE.

Do what the other guy said and read reviews. Failing that, if you end up going to a parlour, pick the friendliest one rather than the hottest. They're the best if you're shy.

>>36307053
Jesus Christ I would plow the shit out of that girl!

Aren't most AMPS just hand job only here in the states or is this a legit way for me to lose my virginity? Tfw hours from major city and only a handful of local AMPs