This man has a girlfriend and you don't.

What is that white stuff on his leg? Is it like, sugar or something?

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>>36306501
What the fuck is up with his legs?

Proof?
Bbhbbb

>>36306501
>>36306519
>>36306520
>>36306522

would you touch it?

origiwnewr

>>36306501
What does she look like? My last gf was an 8/10

>>36306519
i think it's some sort of disinfecting powder idk

>>36306520
some sort of skin infection

James K from 600lb life

>>36306501
Yeah but she's an ugly fat-whale.

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>>36306530
not anything special but still. the guy hasnt left his bed in years.

ONE LIL EGG ROLL?

>>36306501

Yea I already know I fell for the self-improvement meme

Reminder this guy had an affair with a woman, had 2 kids with her, and made her husband raise them.

>>36306520
Extreme lymphedema + bed sores

>>36306501
Proof getting a girlfriend will not solve any of your problems. I'd rather live alone than have a gf that validates such a lifestyle.

her excuse was so lame "i have to keep feeding him or he'll be mad!"

he literally cant move, just go to another room duh

>>36306501
uh are those barnacles?

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Reminds me of this shit.

>>36306727
>Reminds me of this shit.

what am I looking at here?

>>36306734
Whale louse

>>36306752
fuck I hate insects so much

Fuck I hate fat Chads the most.

>>36306520
>>36306529
>>36306532

I want sour cream and chips now

Would you lick his leg for $500

>>36307919
>>36307314

only if you served me sour cream with it

>>36306568
MUH LEYIGS