I am the facsist mastermind

>>36302573
Sure you are and I'm the Lord of the Dance.

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Yea and I'm Count Grishnackh

>>36302590
I understand more than you can possibly know

And so our peaceful adventurers travel forth into the Lands of Sweden, to find the glorious Dread Fairy of the Vale.

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>>36302670
You see what comes out of sweden (thepic)

Lets hope this hasn't become an RP thread (online d&d anyone lolol)

>>36302884
>>36302921
Our adventurers, Fascist Mastermind, Lord of the Dance, and Count Grishnackh have decided to rest for the night, but what they hear disturbs them greatly, a Bug-Bear has invaded their camp!

>>36302981
Count Gricknasch quickly awakens and grabs his nearby mace, readying to defend against the beast's acid spitting cloaca.

(Count Gricknasch is both a musician and LOTR character look it up. I doubt this was the original intent of the thread)

>>36302573
>nazism
>fascism
pick one

>>36303392
Same thing according to libtards, right?

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>mfw socially liberalist corporatism is literally more fascist than reactionary libertarianism
>mfw the alt-right isn't even full of Nazis they're just libertarians looking for someone anti-status quo and 4 years ago they were pro-Rand Paul and #EndTheFed

Wew LADDDDDDDDDDD

>>36303378
The Bug-Bear has nimbly dodged to the side. As he stands looming over the party, he begins a soft nod, and wants the party to follow deep into the woods. Do the adventurers follow this Bug-Bear into the woods, what could he possibly want?

FASCISM MAKES MY PEE PEE REAL HARD

>>36303632
I feel like people are wanting an actual discussion here.

>>36302573
Should you not be posting this on /pol/

>>36303692
It seems a new adventurer has wondered into the path, beckoning our heroes to follow the Bug-Bear into the woods. The party slowly begins crossing over branches and leaves scattered throughout the forest floor, silence fills the air. After an hour into their hike, the party comes upon a small lit grove, with an old man sitting in the center meditating. The party inches forward closer to the old man. What does the party say?

ooo bby fuk me i wanna kill people who disagree with my ideas of the world heil hitler i'm a big strong man please respect me

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>>36303740
Count Gricknasch edges close to the old man...."Speak now Sorcerer, why have you gone to such great lengths to lead us to you; Both the Bug-Bear and this foreign stranger?"Count Gricknasch finishes, only just realising that the rest of his party and the stranger have been separated from him. The old man then opens his eyes....

>>36303894
The old man begins speaking. "It is I, the great President of the Woods, they call me George Washington. I have failed in my mission to defeat the Dread Fairy of the Vale, for thine has allied with the Dragon lords of Naught. It is up to you brave adventurers to take up thine quest in my stead, restore my honor, save the Land of Sweden!"

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I'm not a fascist. I hardly browse /pol/. I'm just a kid completely in the dark about what's going on. Is anyone going to fill me in on the plot or are you just going to keep throwing rocks at me.

>>36304032
The nameless adventurer, clueless as to what is going on, pleads with George Washington to tell him what is going on, but George Washington refuses, only sending the party on their way, each with 10 pieces of silver. He tells them to seek out the Gangs of Stockholm, for they shall help the party in their greatest hour of need.

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>>36304032
/pol/ is decent you should check it out more, and our characters are in sweden after coming from germany and norway/middle earth and we were almost attacked by an insectoid bear and now we're talking to a hippie nigga

>>36303975
"What must we do?, Lord Wahington, my people don't have the best relationship with the swedes so why should we save your land?"

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>>36304069
fuck i took too long

>>36304099
As the party walks away, a single sentenced is uttered by Count Grichnackh. Before George Washington can speak however, the grove is happened upon by a gang of bandits, hellbent on destroying the Woods of Truth. They instantly turn on the party, ready for a fight!

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>>36304143

Count Gricknasch unloops his "Mace of Dunkelheit" from his belt and lets it hang by his side, his arm tensing, ready to lash out if need be. He also utters something under his breath and a small grey flame starts to curl up around his arm, coming from his palm

>>36304251
The bandit in the back appears to not be human, what his race his, the party does not know. The dead of night seems to be his domain however, perhaps not even coming to the surface often in the first place. An evocation is softly spoken as darkness envelopes the area around the party and bandits, blinding those without dark vision.

OP you gonna cut yourself on that goddamn EDGE at least spell fascist correctly retard

>>36304386
Never even noticed that

>>36304334
Count Gricknasch attempts to cast an illuminating spell to counter the effects of the bandit's, it proves to be uselss and he ends up blindly casting Dark Aura flames in every direction besides that of his party

>>36304444
A critical hit as two of the bandits fall in an instant, their bodies scorched. The two remaining bandits, one of which is the spellcaster begin to hesitate. The spellcaster continues his evocation of darkness, while the bandit leader strikes at the Lord of the Dance with a small scimitar. The blade has a glancing blow to the Lord of the Dance's left heel.

>>36302573
i got banned 3 days from pol for no fucking good reasons. fuck those stupid shit mods

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>>36304569
anyway heres some nazi anime girls

>>36304489
Count Gricknasch clumsily throws himself over and strikes the enemy with "Filosofom", the nails puncture his gut area, stunning him and causing blood to be coughed up.

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why does r9k has so more requirement to make a post
>unoriginal
>no textless post

its not like this board isnt a slightly better version of b

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anyone else has some ?

>>36304595
Still standing the bandit leader takes one last desperate strike against the party, before falling to the ground in front of them. The spellcaster worried he might be next, flees in the cover of his darkness evocation.

- Prologue End -

To Be Continued...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>>36304603
I'd say it's /b/ with alot less disturbing porn and a consistent theme of whining and attention seeking

Also these new bot checks are annoying as fuck

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>>36303517
to be fair according to the libshit a right leaning moderate is a nazi

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>>36304664
What do you mean by "moderate"

(get on my level of nazi waifus plebs

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>>36304657
>I'd say it's /b/ with alot less disturbing porn and a consistent theme of whining and attention seeking
pretty much.

>>36304687
if you think transfags are mentally ill or if you dont believe in the 30000 genders you already qualify as a nazi

>>36304717
I know people like that, one of them keeps trying to flirt with me too, fml...
Also what're you doing on r9k then, this place is basically trap capital of 4chan

its like six oclock so i can no longer contribute to the lewd nazi thread but please stock up in my absence

>>36302573
>I'm the smartest one in special ed

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>>36304782
It was my main board years ago back when it wasnt shit (or at least better than now). now I just come here when im bored or banned