>jack off >have to pee >hurts like hell why

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>have to pee
>jerk off

Every single time

That's because you have cum blocking ur pee hole silly. Kinda like how gay guys shit and clean before doing anal, you should probably pee some time before stroking.

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>have a UTI and have to get up to piss every five seconds

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>>36301669
>jack off
>piss into jug
>huge strands of semen in it
>now cannot masturbate without pissing afterwards

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>>36301669
>burns when pissing
>blood when shitting

living the life

>>36302219
>dick hurts when I jack off
>enormous hemorrhoid prevents me from wiping properly when i shit

just roll me into my grave

>>36302219
>burns when pissing
Me too man

>>36301669
You're gripping it too hard mate that's all just be more gentle and no problems

>jack off
>need to pee
>stream goes ballistic
>sprays on pants, toilet and dick
>have to leave stall at campus like that

>>36301669

stop gripping so hard/use lube

your urethra is getting rubbed when you jerk off and getting inflamed

>>36301669
>>36303044

That's retarded.

The PV muscle, which controls urine flow, is sore from contracting during ejaculation.

>>36301669
It's because you have a valve that switches between your balls and your bladder. It's to prevent you from pissing while you're fucking. You can piss of course but it requires your body to force this valve open.

>>36301669

That happened to me and then a fistula opened up and now I can't ejaculate anymore and shit comes out of my penis and leaks into my scrotum every time I piss or shit.

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>Cum
>Have to pee
>Feels amazing

>>36301669
>jack off
>can't muster the will to pee afterwords
>wait a few hours, go to take a piss
>urethra bursts like that dam in California
>toilet bowl fills with cloudy piss