How can we take back /r9k/ from this normie infestation? Every

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>>36297749
if you can fill out ANY of these spots you ARE NOT A ROBOT
just want to make that clear

faggots and traps are the true robots. Normies like you btfo.

>>36297792
>implying faggots are true robots
what
They are literally praised by all women, just because they are faggots.
I have seen time and time again faggots getting everything easy.

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>>36297749
i feel like a normie with this score to be honest anons

>>36297903
Family or friends?
oregano

>>36297962
family
i dont have any friends (never had any probably - not sure if you count family as friends)

>>36298007
Eh family is acceptable. Doesn't make you (that) normie.

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I belong

>>36298133
>lost virginity
No, you don't.

>>36297749
When will you retards that think you're "robots" learn that YOU are the problem. YOU need to leave. YOU are not wanted here. This isn't your board. Fuck off.

>>36298235
id love to leave
please tell me where i should go since ive been everywhere and been rejected everywhere

>>36298235
What do you mean?
We have been here for years.
Please elaborate.

>>36297846
>stop liking women
>become more chad than chad
makes sense right

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the funny part is all the checks are because I played a team sport

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>>36298235
I just drift away in life, I have no place

>>36298266
>>36298281
Just go away or stop whining about petty shit all the time, it's really boring and uninteresting.
I don't know, go outside or something. Do something with your life. Gain some exp so you have more to talk about than tfw no gf. Or kill yourselves.

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>>36297749
r8 me out of 10 please. on a scale from 1 to normie.

disclaimer:
the girl I kissed was a black chick. this was back in middleschool. i'm white, and she looked up to me as a higher class, so it doesn't really count.
also, the last birthday party i had with friends was in middleschool.
i'm not in great shape, but i wouldn't call myself completely out of shape. i'm also a good weight for my height.
I've tried smoking weed, but I didn't like it. I also smoked ciggs, and i would still be smoking if they didn't raise the age limit where i live.

Maybe not a robot, but I'm definitely not a normie though.

>>36298600
This board is for talking about tfw no gf
It is not for talking about your gf

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I've lived a quasi-normie life but the last few years I've been a depressed shut-in.

>>36298600
>stop whining
>go outside
>do something
>etc
i dont want to
i literally dont want to live but i have to so just leave me alone ok
this board is like shorting my mandatory sentence time which is life

>>36298626
That's what this board is for? I thought it was to encourage original content and interesting discussion.

>>36298715
It was originally for that.
However the culture evolved around greentexts as they are original, and thus the robot was born. I am fine with original content and interesting discussion, however that never will happen. We will have some group complaining, so I would prefer it to be robots over normies, trannies, and fags.

>>36298600

Have you maybe considered that to not come to a place known for being popular with these type of people if you dont like them?

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>>36297749
Why do I even come here? originalblox

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>>36297749
Am I allowed to stay if I just pretend I'm one of you? If I move out and finish the chart, do I get a wish granted?

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Can gayfags like me be robots?
I haven't gotten a single bingo yet.

>>36298648
wow, you're pretty close to normie tier. would i be right to guess that you aren't very sociable? that and not having your parents being proud of you is what prevents you from being a full on normie.

I would say you are 7/10 normie. not normie enough to be an enemy.

also,
rate me m8
>>36298612

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>>36299190
who cares. go back to r eddit.

also, am i the only one who has to reformat my post whenever I use the word "re ddit" in the post? the bot thinks it's spam.

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>>36297749
What do I win? I know I'm still a robot though

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>>36297749
I wonder what my score would be?

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>>36299356
Neurotypical as fuck but crippling social anxiety/depression. The normie moments in my life have only been achieved through the use of alcohol and other substances.

>>36299356
>>36299842

Also, forgot to rate you. Not sure about a number out of 10 but you're way less normie than me.

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22, never touched a girl in any way, and I've only ever made friends online. Do I qualify?

>>36300303
You qualify as a loser. Congrats

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pls no bully


origininalio

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>>36297776
I get the whole virginity and being able to start compliments but even still, Im a 24 year old KHV with no social skills but still a wagecuck who's moved out of my (broken) home, and have tried a fair few drugs.

>>36297776
If you are a frog post YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT and deserve to be taken out back and shot.

>>36297749
Literally NOT ONE FUCKING THING. Holy shit, guys..