Oh fuck! Oneitits just texted me!

>>36297383
How about, instead of that, you get off my board, norman? :)

>>36297383
>responding with emojis

You've already lost.

>>36297383
>aww
>emojis
rest in peace, faggot.

>>36297383
Tell us what she responded with faggot

>>36297383
i keep trying to text my high school crush because i still love her for months, but she always flakes out

post updates. did she ever like you in high school?

>>36297383
Which one of you is male?

Also konk was shit. First album was good.

>>36297383
She probably wants to see you or something, ask if she wants to hang out.

out of blue texts are the best texts

>>36297383
If you want the best advice I can possibly give

If you're truly serious that this is the girl you want, then get the fuck off this board right now and for fucks sake don't post your fucking conversations

>>36297463
Nothing yet
>>36297426
>>36297409
Srsly? Did I just lose?
>>36297463
She texted me 20 min ago. I was using the restroom, so nothing.
>>36297478
No, but I crushed hard on her. She's so elusive...when I'm not attempting flirtation she seems to be more attracted to me.

>>36297527
This is the only good girl advice that's ever been posted on this fucking board

>>36297527
Kek why will anon's weaponized autism kill this relationship out of spite?
>>36297501
Im the dude.
>>36297504
Fuck I know right?

>>36297383
Well done, someone actually remembers you well enough to want to contact you years after school. Now do yourself and all of us a favour and get the fuck off this board. The autism here is infectious, get out while you still can

>>36297621
I'm a cyborg desu. I think I'll be ok- I skip tons of threads I look into because lots of the conversations are all the same or repeated.

>>36297600
>Kek why will anon's weaponized autism kill this relationship out of spite?

no, you'll act like a fucking sperg because this board actively makes every user a worse person

this is your chance, do the sensible thing and leave

>>36297555
my oneitis was elusive too. I could never tell what was on her mind or what she was going to say to me, and thats probably what attracted me most to her. most girls are so eager to share who they are with everyone. its rare to find someone that forces you to dig deeper to get to know them

>>36297565

meh a lot of losers have been given good advice on this board. i know; i've seen it doled out. even doled it out myself once or twice.

fakeposters asking for advice with some ludicrous but just barely believable story are just as if not more common than the malevolent normals lurking here just to lead them astray.

>>36297732
Honestly, I hate this characteristic of her partly. She's qt, smart, loli tier and unpredictable. Usually, I see the patterns in other people and can think of what they will say or do next, but she's just so...the opposite of anything I can pin down on her.
>>36297709
Ok. Well, if y'all want, y'all can talk about yalls oneitis? Maybe some green txt

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>>yesterday
>>family was over, I worked yesterday too
>>busy basically the whole time
>>no room for introspection really
>>go to bed without thinking of oneitis
>>wake up early
>>jerk off to fetish
>>first time in 2 weeks because of oneitis
>>she texts me today
Fuck. I feel like I betrayed my feelings for her but finally succumbing to porn. Fuck. I feel terrible

>>36297800
post pics. you have yellow fever, dont you?

and fuck it, heres my story
>meet my oneitis because she started going out with my best friend in high school.
>she walks to the beat of her own drum. lazy and bored always but an amazing painter. liked to smoke and skip class. depressed but charming
>basically my perfect girl
>one day while my friend is out of town, invite her to my house for a kick back
>sitting in my backyard smoking hookah when the conversation stops and we stare into each others eyes
>end up making out all night
>hang out with her for months when my friend isnt around, trying to get her to hook up with me even though she didnt like to cheat
>my friend finds out that we were having an affair and gets pissed at me, we all cry
> 2 years later, i still keep trying to see her, but she never returns any of my messages
>tfw im sure my friend has forgot about her, but i think of her everyday still
WHY COULDNT I BE THE ONE TO DATE HER ALL THIS TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36298119
>>I bet you have yellow fever
I do, but I don't want to post her pictures because I love her too much. Not without her permission. How did you know?
>>got to cheat with her
Honestly that's pretty good. Really close to the real thing, I'm sorry it didn't workout and you're just some retard to her now. She seems pretty appealing to me too, the way you describe her.

>>36297383
>But if you buy it for me and bring it over, I promise to listen to it with you without complaining

>>36298368
I would do anything to breathe the same air or be in the same room with her at this point. I'd buy her whatever she wanted (within reason...if it's a bad decision I won't)

>>36298449
No idiot, that's you inviting her to buy it for her, it's a novel way to make her the pursuer.

>>36298214
>How did you know?
because you described a woman as loli tier haha
>Honestly that's pretty good. Really close to the real thing
yeah i wish i could just be satisfied with that without constantly thinking that it could still work out between us. ive embarrassed myself so much trying to talk to her since then

>>36298368
this is pretty good. op should say this

>>36298511
>No idiot, that's you inviting her to buy it for her, it's a novel way to make her the pursuer.
*No idiot, that's you inviting her to buy it for you, it's a novel way to make her the pursuer.

>>36298522
>>describing her as loli tier gave it away
Yup I thought so.
>>driving her away to the point she doesn't "read" them
I know that feel anon. The question is, does she "read" them?
>>36298533
I'm not sure...should I wait until she texts back, and then offer that? Is it good advice (any lurking normies...chad?)

>>36298697
I'm a married 35 year old man.

Is that album one that she likes or what's the back story?

A lot of my courtship with my wife was her introducing me to her interests like musicals.

The key is you really have to be a good sport about it, but you can't be all "Omg I love this now" It'll help if you listen to her music with her but swear her to secrecy.

>>36298905
I think she does like it. I remember disliking The Kooks and their entirety, and she likes them. We talked about it sophomore year. She texts me back- a year after hs now. I don't recall talking to her about music much after sophomore year.
>>swear her to secrecy
Kek can I get some elaboration here please? I'm not quite sure what do

>>36299009
The point is, you don't like something that she does, you let her convince you to like it, but you can outwardly still dislike it because the fact that you like it now is a secret between you and her that you share only when you are together listening to it with her.

>>36299049
Ahhhhh, I see. Ok, I'll give it a shot, but I prefer honesty.
She hasn't texted me back. Should I text her again, and what should I say? My texts are 20 min apart from hers (from thread's beginning, its more by now)

>>36299049
Here's another possible line

"Hey, we should catch up. I think I am finally open to re-evaluate my feelings on that band if you wanna bring that over we could listen to it"

Women really aren't scary. I semi-flirt with chicks even if I am not interested, this will be good practice for you.

Don't just make a move immediately.

After listening to her music with her a couple of times, you can act shocked and be like, listen, I don't want to be weird or anything, but after getting to know you again, i think I might be catching feelings.

>>36299193
Bro, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take, it's not like you even see her anymore, so fucking try for it. You pretty much ended the conversation, that's why she stopped talking, when she messaged you in the first place she was basically giving you an opening.

You could even text back and say, hey I just started listening to some of that band on spotify, I think I might understand what you liked about them, what's your favorite song from them?

OP did you man up and send a follow up text that leads to IRL contact?

>>36299203
>>36299276
Ah, I see. Both of you seem to advise getting to listen to her stuff. Good thing for me is, she hasn't left me on "read". I'm not sure if she bought it or not, or if she just snapped a quick picture. I'm sure she likes me- why else would she do this?

>>36299701
yes send her a text now, move the conversation to in person

>>36299664
She hasn't texted me back. I'm not sure when to send it- I'm going to church for Easter vigil or whatever the fuck- so maybe I should tell her I'll be away from my phone for awhile?

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> Oneitis is one of my coworkers
> Texts me about getting food from work and deliver it to her house
> Flirt and say she has to pay for it
> She says she's not a whore
> But actually admits being paid to fuck men wouldn't be so bad
> Feel a sudden, extreme intense pang of anger, all my nerves flared up like fire through my body
> She notices and asks if something's wrong
> blurt out some bullshit about how every prostitute is drug addicts
> she walks away confused

>>36299985
Kek I've sperged out like that before too desu. You probably didn't fuck it up tooo badly, try again another time, but don't do that again. I've felt similar agony for a girl I liked. I've made that same mistake. Try and resist that, you've got to move to a different mode of thinking. A sexual predatory one (in regards to her)

>>36299985
Like a sexy tiger

>>36299946
No, just send her a text about the music and meeting up and being open to the idea that she might have good taste afterall.

>not liking the Kooks best album

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>you stopped orbiting her
>she notices
>she tries to pull you back in
>it works

how the fuck are you not seeing this

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>>36299985
Ok I am going to see gits with my SIL and wife, you better have contacted her with seeing her to listen to her music when I get back

>>36297918
>letting your lust for some random meaningless whore control your actions
Spoken like a true beta autist