Post your waifu

>>36295876
Why don't you go out and get a real woman instead of mashing your tiny dick to cartoons, anon?
You're a man now.

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>>36295876
So that means you've been posting on here under the legal age, lmao reporting you anyway

>>36295918
You're right. Having a waifu won't change the fact that they're alone in their bed.

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>>36295918
>>36295926
>>36295960
Unsuprisingly, r9k doesn't have anything good to say

How does one turn 18 two minutes ago when it's 51 seconds past midnight?

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>>36295876
>tfw 18
>tfw lost the ability to have a waifu

the past was a happier place

>>36296044
what is timezone difference

>>36296094
What kind of timezone has 1 minute and 21 second difference

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>>36296121
Maybe his clocks are off a few minutes

pic related: my wife

>>36296121
your slut ass and my dick

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>>36295876
Similar pasts and similar personality.

Basically, girl me.

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>>36295918
>>36295960
Because I'm a beta loser. No girl on this planet would give a shit about me. Anyways, my dad just came in, hugged me and gave me two presents. He's a cool guy.

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She's not a bad person by any means. She just has A-cup angst is all.

>>36295926
I've been posting since I was 14/15 I think.

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I want to pet Tamamo's ears and tail

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lum invader

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>>36296395
Tamamo is cute! CUTE!

>>36295876
Arrested on charges of statutory, the banana wresltles away from the officer and begins to flee. Leaping over the barrier with his hands still cuffed behind him, the chase was on. "We have a banana resisting arrest, heading northeast on foot, all units in pursuit" the sound of sirens driving past sent the bananas heart racing, he was barely hidden in a bush off the side of the road. He would live his life as a fugitive, buying oranges from street vendors, but for now he had to find a way to get the cuffs off.

Find out what happens next time, on: "No chance of apeel"

>>36296615
I bet the banana was set up by the watermelon

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Tfw waifu a 14 year old from a mediocre cartoon.

Tfw it legit pains me she'll never be real.

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>>36296701
I don't like the cartoon but she's cute
>tfw she lurks /v/

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>>36296768
Took me a minute, but nice

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>>36296701
>>36296768
>Luan
>When Lucy exists

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>>36296768
>>36296982

>tfw she lurks /v/

Wait, what?

>>36297104
Looks closer at the background

>>36297203
fuck, obviously meant to quote
>>36297180

Lucy is a great waifu btw

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>>36297104
Lucy is alright its just Luan who won my heart.

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>>36297231
She sure is.

>>36297233
Fair enough. She used to be one of my favorites.

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I don't really have a waifu, but I have eight figures of Marisa and too many images so I guess she is the closest.

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Galko and Hex Maniac are my waifus. They're both the best.

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>>36297425
love both of them, they're cute and have god tier bodies

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>>36295876
>CONGRATS
I'm not a weeb I just like her alot

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>>36297510
The best. I don't mind thin Hex, but I absolutely love her when she's drawn thick.

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I love my wife Lala!
She is the cutest and i love her!

>>36297711
loved her in the OVA

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I'm going to marry Rei-chan!