first time masturbating ?

>At Centre Parcs
>Parents are out at the bar
>I decide I want a bath
>Bing Bong, get a mega boner
>Lets see what all the fuss is about
>Holy shit that was good
>Jizz begins sticking to my body in the bath
>It's floating in all the wrong places
>Get out of the bath and go to bed covered in jizz
>It'll wait till morning to be washed off

>>36295786
>3rd world country
>no internet access and no social skills so didn't even know what sex is.
>overhear classmates talking about masturbating
>classmate was talking about how fast he rubs his dick
>go home and try it
>feels so good
>cum
>freak out because no idea what is happening to my dick
>masturbate again after 30 minutes

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>>36295786
Hahaha alright, finally! Here goes:
>be me
>18
>never jerked off because couldn't figger it out + it hurt like hell when I tried
>watched plenty of porn but all it did was frustrate me and generate wet dreams
>be that one night
>watched some hentai pillow hump videos
>as the sun sets and the world gets dark, I get on my pillow
>start humping it as I imagine hentai girls and pantsu and whatnot
>feel something happening and keep going

The following orgasm is still remembered as the best I've ever had, and, having finally discovered masturbation, I didn't sleep a wink during the following 2 weeks.

>ftw your first orgasm is through a loli imagined pillow hump at age 18 (male)

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I was a 'late bloomer', I didn't rub one out until about 13-14 and I still remember the first time, I was rubbing my head of my penis but not pulling the foreskin back because I heard a weird autistic fear of pulling it back. After about 20 minutes I thought I was about to pee myself and waddled to the toilet with my trousers down and realised I had sticky stuff on my hand and was like holy shit, I just masturbated and cummed.

It was all down hill from there.

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>>36296450
>but not pulling the foreskin back because I heard a weird autistic fear of pulling it back.
I'm still afraid. I'm 22 and I've never seen what my head looks like.

>>36295786
>Be in shower
>I would always take the manual shower head thing
>Direct the manual shower head thing to my wee wee
>Feels amazing man
>Proceed doing this until I came (was toch young to have any cum though)

Following weeks I showered daily

>12
>playing Battlefield 2142 beta
>first time load up
>is taking for ever, like 10 minutes
>start fiddling with my penis
>wank a bit
>cum
>have no idea what cum is so I freak out

>>36296587
How do you wash it?

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>>36296690
I think you know the answer to that.
Will it be bad in the long run? Don't tell me if it is.

>>36296668
top kek almost the same here
at the time i didn't even know what the fuck i was doing
also i remember i could cum like 7x in a row, like a fucking bull

>>36295786
I did it since the kindergarten, so I can't remember my first time. I used to think about hypnosis, but not in a sexual way. The fact that this good feeling is related to sex was revealed to me when I was about 9 years old.

>>36295786

>9
>I was willingly masturbating

no joke
I even remember what i put in the search bar

It was sex lesbians

>>36296731
disease and infections

I was like 10 or so. I was playing with my peen while watching a Sports Illustrated bodypaint video with Irina Shayk in it. Some shit started to dribble out of my dick and I freaked the fuck out and told my mom.

>>36297423
Wew.
Doesn't sound too bad.

>13
>thought watching porn videos was a no no while naked pics were okay
>find a pic of a blond with massive jugs with my new phone
>tries to figure out how to fap
>tfw phimosis prevents me from fapping properly
>rubs penis furiously
>cant get off
>makes up a fantasy off being a werewolf forced to breed with a vampire
>cums in a sec
>be too autistic to clean it off
<feelsgoodman.inc

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Masturbated at a macy's when I was 9 or 10. Got turned in by a mannequin and started rubbing/licking/sniffing the leg and rubbed my peepee through my shorts. I got caught of course by passerby but no one said anything

>be 12
>random weird tingly feeling at night
>think I just have to pee
>put pillow between my legs to hold it in
>rub on pillow
>feels p good
>eventually orgasm
>not do it again for months for some reason

>>36295786
> 9 yo
>just discovered masturbation, but didn't know how to do it
>at night
>just beaten pokemon league for the nth time
>wanted to feel how the older kids felt while fapping as i was skeptical
>try to unroll my penis (yes i'm uncut, i actually suffered phimosis, ironically it passed away fapping a lot)
>it hardened instantly
>i could easily describe it as the nearest thing as the physical virginity loss in girls
>keep fapping for a bit, but don't come
>think that i was still to little to cum, so i can't reach an orgasm
>"so that's it. well, that's good"
>go to sleep
some days later
>been fapping like this for a week or so
>this time i'm pooping
>gameboy is there too
>start rubbing my penis
>think about that pretty classmate of mine (7/10, now easily a 9)
>think about dem underaged titties
>penis is hard like never before
>it starts pulsing weird
>abdomen contracting
>legs feeling weird
>open mouth for the excitement
>all this while i sprout jizz in the toilet
best fap ever

>4th or 5th grade
>girl at school tells me guys "massage their dicks to get white stuff to come out"
>squeeze my dick in the bathroom
>nothing happens
>go home and get on the computer
>find wikipedia page for masturbating
>sweet sweet burning

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>>36295863
Something kinda similar happened to me recently
>be 18
>still pretty horny a lot cause khv
>don't take baths very often
>decide for once in about a year I'll have one
>hadn't showered in about 3 days
>the moment I get in dead skin fills the tub
>pretty grossed out but also hard because first time in a year that my dick was fully in hot water
>decide to jerk off
>no where to cum
>grab a nearby empty shampoo bottle
>hole is WAY too small to fit dick into
>press it against the head of my dick as I cum
>somehow it starts leaking
>A LOT
>now in a tub of my own jizz
>quickly jump out and look at the mess
>can smell my cum as I let the water out
>spend the next 20 minutes cleaning up

>>36297373
i used to search with my (female) cousin some hot sites when we were 11-12.
maybe that's why i'd fuck the hell out of her.
bonus point: i fingered her

>>36297424
>mom i just came
kek, what did she say after that?

>>36297936
>children gonna chil

>be me
>be 10
>taking a nice shower
>boner
>no reason why start stroking it
feelsgud
>almost time to climax
>feel the pleasure
>as I was about to nut decided to stop bc I thought I could of died or something
>go sleep


then I realized I had to finished what I started 1 week later.
but dis was my 1st time.

>>36295786
Too young to remember. Could only tell you what I first orgasmed to, and it was fucken nothing because I grew up without the internet.
>rubbing dick on bathtub
>rub makes much vibrations
>slidding back and forth on my belly with the water somewhat full in tub
>start all but drowning
>first orgasms of male life are the most intense
>flopping around much like a fish
>lay floating stunned for several minutes
Also, first time I used to orgasm nothing would come out but maybe one drop. I miss those days. So intense, no clean up. Aaahh to be a young teen again.