Make online friends with robots! Regardless of sex!!! You could

>>36294942
Putting "sage" in the options field prevents the thread from being bumped

>>36294942
yeah but it's hard
talking to people is scary
and they might not like me

>>36295014
People are wonderful anon
telegram - littlebrownbird
Kik - crazykiwicake

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>>36294942
>could potentially
I'm not liking these odds

>>36295038
i don't have any of those things
and it's still kinda scary
sorry dude

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Why would I want to talk to someone as disgusting as you

Hello new friends. Who wants to talk about their shitty life?
I am a good listener.

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The problem is that i want to get rl friends and no onlne friends i have met live near me

T. calfag

I just want to fuck hot fujo girls.

I'm an attractive fit man with assburgers who watches anime and sam hyde all day when I'm not going to uni classes

Please be my anime gf

>>36295075
:(

>>36295133
I made lots of friends from other boards whom I met irl after a little while :)

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>>36294942
This gook loves chatting with robots on discord. Especially if the topic is black cocks.

ShrimpChip#8351

>>36295142
Post your face <3 meow

>>36295189
No one asked you, you peabrained shrimpdick

>>36295133
i live in a state right next to you but meeting up sounds scary i don't know if i could do that
>>36295142
that sounds nice anon, i hope you find a gf like that someday
tfw no qt tomboy /ss/ gf

>>36295142
>hot fujo
but that's an oxymoron

>>36295242
Give me your address, now please

>>36295210
fuck off faggot, you're probably one of her beta orbiters

>>36295185
>lots of friends
f-fucking normies

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>>36295257
Just like you, your so fucking ugly and gross lol

>>36295189
What does she like talking about really, i aleays message her and she ignores me maybe because im boring

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>Tfw I just some friends.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VZ9kvRMsYI

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>fap buddies
Sounds like fun desu

>>36295291
I don't know any of these "femanon" of the week, you're beta for even knowing who this person is, your mom should've swallowed

kik: schopenhauersgf

>>36295133
Where in California? I wanna be friends.

>>36295322
And I cant even write that I just want some friends

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Hello my name is Daniel and I like Clowns/Mimes/Jester and I have anger issues and a drinking problem.

>>36295322
I'm here anon

>>36295292
I'm a failed normie, very badly failed

>>36295322
You don't deserve any, your probably really boring

>>36295273
what the heck anon no i don't want anyone to fucking kill me

>>36295242
Their is always safe ways to meet up and i wont want to meet up right away, we get to know each other online first

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>>36295358
Your just an idiot, don't worry, if you kill yourself you won't have to deal with it though

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I love all you guys.You guys are my only friends and the only people i talk to but sadly we cant meet irl.I wish us robots could move to a place to start our own community.I dont want to live alone for the rest of my life.

>>36295358
Hello there, do you want to listen to me autistically rave about lifting and manga

>>36295361
Feels bad.

>>36295363
I didn't say I'd kill you, probably just hatesex and then I'd beat you till you pass out

>>36295396
I don't even know you, Gaylord

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>>36295396
>tfw no robot colony to be a part of and hang out with cool robot friends and do stuff together
this sucks

>>36295412
that's still pretty scary anon
please don't come to my house

>>36295466
Can I be your gf (male)?
>>36295332
Hi :3

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>>36295396
Where are you from?

>>36295466
Fucking normies holy shit

>>36295466
I'll be shitposting you in gay threads on /soc/ hope that ain't you

>>36295404
Sure

>>36295388
Im not for suicide anon but I am an idiot. But I've been like that since my gf died

>>36295489
Die gay fag
>>36295495
You too gayer fag

>>36295495
T. Calfag

>>36294942
Bumping this thread, busy right now but will come back later. Weekends are so shitty for me.

>>36295320
idk man, i just see her in the discord sometimes

but yeah, you're probably boring af

>>36295503
You wouldn't be the first desu
>>36295495
I am not a normie
I have never had sex or a girlfriend

>>36295505
You can join her in hell if you die though, normie cuck

>>36295528
Im not the one posting my face on /r9k/ of all places. Did you actually think you would get a gf just by posting your face? You must be dumber than a bag of bricks.

>>36295544
Good, know your place
>>36295544
Shut up nigger nagger

>>36295544
Fuck off m8
We know you're full of shit

Who here from Colorado?

>>36295343
North cal milpitass

>>36295561
y do you hate me anon

>>36295297
you're cute when you are angry, fujo-chan :3

>>36295189
Is that an actual fembot that hangs out here or am I being memed?

>>36294942
I put my email on the last map thread and all I got was someone asking to do drugs somewhere 40 minutes away.

This is probably the wrong place to try to make friends.

>>36295571
I'm not that guy. Your brain is small and useless, you should get it blown out and have your skull hole used as a onahole

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i want someone to play tf2 with

>>36295571
i don't care desu

on the off chance a girl lurks whatever

>>36294942
>>36294942

discord dot gg/6U4nf53

Comfy robot chat
No bully aloud

>>36295614
Because you're a normie
>>36295625
I'm not a fujo, you're a disgusting normie too

you can't be a robot if you're above 5/10 in looks

if you are you need to fuck off

>>36295661
Fuck off with your fag anime chat
>>36295634
Go take some heroin and overdose ugly

>>36295633
Yes but i dont know if shes real yet, it might be a catfish

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this thread sucks
maybe we really are friendless for a reason

I'm a relatively old male on the east coast looking for a grill who is clingy and a bit nutty. Reach me at [email protected] we can talk about weeb things or something please respond. I made it just for this thread.

>>36295703
I don't want normies flooding our thread to pick up on autistic qts. Stupid niggers need to fuck off and die

>>36295687
That's what I'm saying, but you have to leave also, I can tell you're a redditor here for me dank memes

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>>36295639
i liked this meme can i get a free unusual

>>36295543
Whts her discord originali salami

>>36295700
she seems real, she has other fembot friends and has posted pics before

plus if you talk with her she has the mind of a woman

>>36295716
Fuck off you old normie shithead, go die
>>36295703
You too, you dirty swede, go lick an anus

>>36295729
This

Kill yourselves Reddit

>>36295745
Ive only seen one pic of her im not sure

>>36295667
But I've been here longer than you anon

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>>36295489
Hi to you too cutie :3

>>36295695
No my magnificent body is a temple to anime and videogames. I refuse to smoke heroin.

Go to hell ugly

>>36295742
look here>>36295189

>>36295784
there are other pics of her, she's ugly though so i don't have them saved

>>36295462
When im rich ill make a robot colony for all you guys

>>36295821
What do you play, le league? Overwatch? Fuck off normalfag

>>36295778
but i'm not swedish anon why would you think that

>>36295857
thanks anon you're the best

I want all you normalfag niggers dead. Get the fuck out of our sanctuary and go to /soc/ you reddit pieces of shit.

>>36295827
Maybe her ugliness is what causes her social anxiety.If she was pretty shed be like all other roasties

>>36295865
We should all plan a get rich scheme to make our colony

>>36295889
Wtf do you robots actually consider this>>36295189 ugly? She's average at worst and possibly quite cute.

No wonder everyone here is lonely.

>>36295971
Shes only showing the bottom of her face for a reason

scobidoodladoo

>>36296009
I think she just doesn't want to post full face pics. I've seen another pic of her where she shows her eyes and they are quite nice, and I'm usually not really into Asians.

How bad could the top half of her face be?

Ay you autist fucks hmu
Talk to me bout music or something idc

>>36295971
Theyre probably just bitter anons tgat got rejected by her

>>36296098
Eyebags and acne probably original pastrami

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>>36294942
LF NEET female gf in the UK who will pool neetbux with me and cuddle up while watching conspiracy videos, thanks.

>>36295861
Planetside 2 and doomrl

>>36296112
Most likely.

>>36296135
Her skin looked extremely clear and she has those nice almond Asian eyes, not the super chinky kind.

I'd conservatively rate her a 6 or possibly 7. If you have yellow fever she might be an 8.

>>36296180
r u a grill?

grillamai

>>36295667
I'm a normie for acknowledging fujos are gross and ugly? got your panties in a twist, fujo-chan?

>>36296245
I have 5.2 infantry kdr. Do you think I'm a girl?

can we get more peeble in discord pls

>>36295189
Pretty sure this is a catfish account. They've never proven they were female.

>>36295732
i don't have one i'm poor

>>36296314
>They've never proven they were female.
Perhaps not to you.

>>36296365
Nor to you

>>36296365
Has "she" even posted a pic a timestamp?

>>36294942


I am an eurofag anon.
Life is fucking suffering as an eurofag robot.

stupid idiots, go eat a cheeto ugly

>>36296438
Not on here but she has in discord.

Either way I don't really care. She seems fairly nice to chat with and never asks for gifts or anything.

>>36296438
Yes, but only if she knows you enough and knows you aren't going to shit it all over the chans.

>>36296508
Stop lying you beta orbiter, i wont believe you unless you post one of her pics that have a timestamp

>>36296578
henlo bot
go post trash ugly

>>36296365
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>>36296508
why are you guys talking like she posted a timestamp of her face? lol

She's only posted one timestamp pic and she wasn't in it.

Are you guys just trying to fuck with her or what? Whats your end goal?

>>36296578
Not doing this is exactly how I got it in the first place, I don't have to prove anything to internet randoms.

>>36296601
You never seen it? I promised I wouldn't post it.

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>>36296631
Nice try dude lol.

Unless you talk to her more than me in the discord(i doubt it) she's never posted a timestamp pic yet.

She's definitely a girl(female) though

>>36296498
So the catfish is going for the long con. Reeling in multiple orbiters and getting them attached over a long period of time before she simultaneously milks them all at once.

>>36296697
Or she could actually be a girl, there is that

>>36296697
Only thing Shrimp wants is BBC pictures.

>>36296631
Your lying, there is no reason shed make you promise not to post her timestamp pic unless its were a nude

>>36296300
Same here before I quit, pure LA main Vanu.

HSR was about 38%

and no, you ever seen a girl trying to play that shit?

>>36296727
Really, thats hilarious?

>>36295351
I too like clowns and have anger problems do you got a discord or skype?

>>36296775
What's so funny about that? Org latter

Test

Originaldo the bypass magician

>>36296767
Yeah there's a girl in TIW with 2kdr or something.
That's pretty good for a guy even.

I wonder if girls play doomrl or world of tanks.

>>36296498
>Either way I don't really care. She seems fairly nice to chat with and never asks for gifts or anything.

The phrase i dont even care is a sign that your lying and that you dont have proof shes a girl.Your just lying to yourself and pretending its a girl because you enjoy "her" conversations.

>>36296727
Why does she like bbc so much? Does she only fuck black dudes?

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>>36296790
Post yours first, am paranoid of revealing my new accounts here.

>>36296827
Because you betas are orbiting around a girl that fetishizes over subhumans.

>>36296972
Yeah she's a coalburning roastie.

>>36296953
2kdr is barely even playing.

TIW are shit, they only get a good farm going because they're usually the only organized force on the field when they appear or they get into vanguards to fellate each other.

>>36297024
>blacks are subhuman
Wewlad

When the hell did this turn to some chink fembot rage

I just wanted friends fucking christ you people get more autistic by the day

>>36297053
90% of the frags in my frag feed are .9 or lower. I think even bcp's best butt humper HA mains are only pushing 2.5.

Also don't be mean to TIW please. They're nice and very good with anchors.

>>36296989
Duke #5580 is my discord.
Skype is being a fuck right now so I cant give you that

>>36296631
>>36296684
Not going to reply I see. I guess you wouldn't post it because you actually don't have it :^)

>>36297059
Why do you guys even want a girl that fetishizes niggers.Fetishizing niggers is a sign that the she likes gangster culture and low iq men, girls who like those things in men are mentally ill and low tier.She likes niggers because she subconsciously knows shes low tier and that she cant get a white or asian bf

>>36294942
>fap buddies
Defuq you talking about??
There is no such thing as fap buddies.
r-right??

>>36297081
Its because we need to prevent fellow robots from getting hurt

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Anyone want to talk movies or books?
I'm not a grill, but that's okay

>>36297155
I never said I wanted her. You need to stop sperging out mate.

>>36297198
Bobs your uncle

>>36297268
I like dean Koontz books.

>>36297224
Or because you can't stand the thought of there being a girl online and freak out when they are.

>>36297276
Oh it seemed like it because you were defending her

>>36297306
I like Norton books

>>36297155
a black dude fucked your girl? you mad salty son

>>36297155
I'm not positive but I'm pretty sure she just finds the whole bbc meme funny. And I think she's specifically mentioned that she doesn't only like black guys, but that she went to school with some black robots and has always found non ghetto tier black guys cool to be around.

I think you might be reading too much into things.

>>36297362
No i dont even care if she burns coal, she can get raped by nigger.I only care about my fellow robots and i find it disgusting that some of us robots worship trash like her.

>>36297483
But no one worships her. The hell you going on about?

>>36297512
How come all of you beta orbiters are defending her

>>36297570
I'm just calling you out on your bullshit.

>>36297598
Girls that like niggers are manipulative, the reason they like niggers is because niggers are low iq and easier to manipulate

>>36297654
this seems like a well-researched position to take

>>36297598
>>36297654
there no point argueing with /pol/ lol its like speaking to a break will desu

might as well just quit now

>>36297686
fuck my spelling
arguing*
brick*

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>>36297686
I like black guys = i like low iq people.
The obvious reason girls will want a low iq person is because they want to manipulate them

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You guys are really disgusting worshiping girls that like comitting bestiality.You guys are reminding how degenerate this world is and make me want to kill myself

>>36295108
Me have really shitty life, lets talk this o r i g i n al

>>36295189
Kek you orbiters always choose the least active girl to fuck around with.

>>36298397
And the worst thing is shes a coalburner

>>36298453
That's her problem. Not yours.

>>36298489
I said i dont care if shes a coalburner, i just thinks its disgusting that my fellow robots worship a person that likes subhumans

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>>36296314
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>>36298453
I'm not actually a gril(female). I'm a nice Jewish boy larping.

Do you anons have nice boipuccies?

>>36298539
>i just thinks its disgusting that my fellow robots worship a person that likes subhumans
This isn't a very nice thing to say anon.

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>>36298726
I dont care if its nice or not, its just the facts

>>36298726
>>36298779
I don't think that anon's very nice at all

>>36298546
So your a jewish faggot pretending to be a girl in order to convince us to send us our boipussies?Why does it always have to be a kike promoting degenerancy.I hate fukin kike like you, get out of my board or ill put you in a oven, get out get out get out RRRREEEEEEE!!!!!

>checked a thread I was in yesterday
>grill who lives close to me asked if she could add me on discord after I had already gone to sleep
Pls come back Sydney anon

I'm about to ship to basic, so I would really like to have someone to send letters to.
Here is an email address:
[email protected]

>>36294942
I'd love to fall in love but I'm not particularly interesting.

I don't know. Robots make for poor friends.

>>36295598
I'm in denver bro where u at