Normie here. You guys might be on to something.
> have girlfriend
>she cheats
>dump her on the spot
5 years pass, as she rides the cock carousel, her friend dies drunkenly driving, she finally grows up
>we hang out to catch up
>she tells me she wants to be fuck buddies
>do it
>hear how she only likes sucking my cock
>she's literally addicted to it
>goes on a friendly date with one guy, fucks me that same night
>different guy sends her dick pic
>she sends tits to tease
>she complains that now he sends dick pics all the time
>even tried to kiss her
>then she laughs then fucks me
>even while dating other dudes, she thinks about me
>I don't let her cheat, but I know she would
I basically have free pussy. And she LOVES my dick. It isn't even special, it's 7x6, and she's had bigger. But apparently I have the perfect cock and she'll leave her sexual comfort zone if it's with my dick.
I didn't think girls were like this, but the modern ones are. How am I supposed to find a wife?
>How am I supposed to find a wife?
kys. not in this life brother
>>36294449
It's gotta be possible. My parents were the shining example of a perfect marriage. I just gotta find the right woman, one who doesn't pull shit like my friend does
>>36294383
Just take care she doesn't become the wife, that seems the best one can do these days.
>>36294383
Wrong fucking board, normie bitch
>>>/adv/ uh sorry fuck off faggot go fuck your busted up roastie whore k bye
>>36294383
you satisfy her so she doesnt have to put out to other guys, and she has a better chance of not looking like a slut to them. its a mindfuck game. not all women play it, but meh....
>>36294512
>>36294582
How is this wrong board? Isn't this thread about women? Half the fucking threads here are about women.
>>36294508
your parents lived in a completely different world, man
>>36294383
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36294383
>tfw 6x6 tiny benis
fml
>>36295150
People forget this but our parents think fundamentally differently about these things.
I'm hoping my cheating ex and I can be fuck buddies at some point in the future, OP. I'd never date her again but damn do I miss fucking her. Did you two stay in contact after the breakup?
>>36294383
You don't, give up.
In the mean time enjoy your roast beef faggot.
And show yourself out
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36294383
FUCK OFF OUR MY BOARD FAGGOT KILL YOURSELF