A quick reminder of who you're competing with

>>36294315
>These are the only guys that girls will fuck
Implying successful men are desperate enough to fuck anything.

Easy girls are the worst.

>implying anyone under 6' is not a manlet

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Thanks OP. I'll just be off killing myself now.

> You will never be Chad
I am Chad.
> These are the only guys that girls will fuck
Not at all.
> If you're not between 5'9 and 6'2, chiseled jaw, full head of hair, you're destined to be a permavirgin
5'8", lost my virginity multiple times since 14.
> 911 will respond slower to your calls
What a stupid jump in logic.
> you will get worse healthcare
See above.
> people spit in your food
People spit in your food regardless.

>between 5'9 and 6'2

Is this a joke? If it is, it's not a very good one.

>>36294523
> Thinks you can have virginity lost more than once

You've never had sex

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>>36294523
>I am Chad.
>5'8

>>36294523
>lost my virginity multiple times

>>36294722
Didnt you know that the man hymen can grow back?